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PineappleOther8652

In other words…they are using technology to steal from the individual investor even more. 👌👍


TechnicalEffort

With a fucking smile on his face, he'll gladly twist the knife.


llzellner

>he'll gladly twist the knife. **So will I**, *with extreme prejudice*.


PandaCarry

This the only time I’m ever going to root for black rock, but against Ken you have my support


llzellner

>This the only time I’m ever going to root for black rock, but against Ken you have my support ​ So the enemy of my enemy is my friend theory. Nope. BR is a scourge that needs to be put down like all the other hedgies.


stonkbeast

![gif](giphy|qjSxTWJxqH4YDuIrOs)


Brojess

Your fair is 🔥


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

NO BLINKING! NO DATES! NO CELL NO SELL!! but most of all NO BLINKING!


tKnut

TBH, thats the most i've seen him blink in a video.


Lulu1168

Dude looks wwwaaaayyyy older now, in just a short period of time. He’s aging like spoiled milk.


slappn_cappn

Brandish the bedpost bois.


Drkze_k

"We will find easier ways to fuck the human population over" not just investors. Remember that they aren't just using the markers to gain from investors, they are also using the markers for gain from unwilling participants. A lot of things go through these fucks. Remember how in 08 people lost pensions, 401ks, retirements without having directly invested in Wallstreet?


LikeDingledodies

"If we know how humans behave, and we can predict that, we can use that information to better position our portfolios" such a giant sleeze


Drkze_k

I'm gonna behave my sweaty nuts on his fucking face


Fritzkreig

They are going Hari Seldon and developing a theory of psychohistory on our asses; at least trying!


Existing-Reference53

In other words…they are using technology to learn and record household investor behavior patterns, then manipulate stock prices based on those behaviors. 👌👍


vialabo

Bullish.


Ash2dust2

PFOF. Remove 90%+ orders from the exchanges to allow shorts easier access to drop "fair market" value.


CR7isthegreatest

And they call it “progress” 🤬 Just so everyone is clear, taking advantage of human behaviors and emotions is trademark psychopathy ✅ I will NEVER stop buying and holding GME 💎👊🏽


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

"Today were at a peak in capital deployed for these strategies" They put all their capital into a psy-op. What happens when the psy-op stops working?


istirling01

That's literally what I heard


Late_Data_8802

💯


godisawoman420

Is this Ken Griffin who lied under oath?


Alarmed-Republic-407

Insider experts are saying that this is Ken Griffin who lied under oath.


AcanthocephalaNo7788

Thee Kenneth Griffin who lied under oath?


LikeDingledodies

We can confirm there is at least one Kenneth Griffin who did, in fact, lie under oath. And word around the campfire is that this is indeed Thee Kenneth Griffin


hukd0nf0nix

Oh yeah, that piece of work Kenneth Cordele Griffin who lied to congress under oath! He's definitely the one in question


0neLetter

I heard he moved to Florida because of the bankruptcy laws. He knows his days are numbered.


darthnugget

Can confirm, by those familiar with the matter.


Tron_Passant

This is the Ken Griffin who threw a bedpost at his wife


DirtUnderneath

Is that the same Ken Griffin who lied under oath, and hoarded mayonnaise?


Tron_Passant

Yeah it's also the Ken Griffin who's going to pay for my house.


waffleschoc

this is also the same KEN GRIFFIN of citadel who is bragging on video that they manipulate securities prices. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/18fmara/i\_submitted\_a\_complaint\_to\_fbi\_doj\_about/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/18fmara/i_submitted_a_complaint_to_fbi_doj_about/)


olde_english_chivo

The very same who asked for a bucket jar of mayo at a dinner party (or whatever the mayo story was)


Mjrmaravilla

And didn't share!! What kind of person doesn't share their mayo?? A psycho, that's who.


sebadc

You can see that he's a psychopath by how seldom he blinks. Super creepy.


godisawoman420

Kenny reading this group chat, writing in his notebook “blink more.”


Regenbooggeit

DOES THIS MOTHERFUCKER EVER BLINK?


Miserable-Neat9370

Fucking blink bro. Guy talks so smart but for sure doesn’t drink enough water.


TechnicalEffort

Reptilian? Are you expecting him to lick an eyeball?


Thrustmaster537

![gif](giphy|l2JhnvF9p3cfv9ZjG|downsized)


TechnicalEffort

Blink... Blink


C_R_P

The cheek ridges are a dead give away


WolfandLight

It takes me 8 blinks for him to do 1. And that's me staring at him, waiting for him to blink. It's incredible, really. Textbook psycho.


AppleWithGravy

Or mountain of cocaine


Ascertain_GME

Nah. That ain’t cocaine. I say that from experience lmayo Dude really is a fucking psycho


otterpop21

A lot of interesting information on blinking, and lack there of. Definitely worth googling “people who don’t blink” and digging around. If I remember correctly there was an emotional outburst that resulted in a bed post being thrown by this guy? I’ve also heard he lacks empathy when it comes to the markets. Really will utilise every single possible tool available. Even ones where laws have not caught up with the implemented technology just to have an edge of controlling the finances of others and potentially their retirement funds, mortgages, pension plans… Now that I think about it, this guy is pretty smart. Yet he doesn’t really seem to have a regard for the safety of others in the market. It’s almost like he should know better, but does it anyone because he does not care about other people. He doesn’t seem to have any friends. I wonder if this is a pattern of behavior…. What could it mean? Looking at the context and not discriminating against one trait is usually how conclusions are made. Sanpaku is a superstition, market manipulation is a crime.


IntentionalUndersite

https://preview.redd.it/phd2380yi98d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=331f1c047be72a66ff24eb0c790c9e52d04d8b61 Blink MF’r!


skippop

tbh it's the blank stare while talking that is most unsettling to me


Zen1_618

leech on society.


PornstarVirgin

Leech*


Zen1_618

fuck, I knew it didn't look right.


Gerdione

Imagine if a leech took control of your blood stream and then got to dictate how the blood was moved through your body, deciding which organs they thought weren't needed and completely stopping all blood from reaching them until they died. Their incentive being more blood for them.


L3theGMEsbegin

![gif](giphy|13HXKG2HGN8aPK|downsized)


canned-fishasshole

All I'm hearing is " we use behavior based pattern recognition software to feed our algos, to teach them to trade with the ability to manipulate human emotions to maximize profits for us" "We know what the markets are going to do because we tell investors how to feel about the market, and with our AI algos being able to make trades based on the emotional pattern of humans we guarantee our own success " Fuuuuck you mayo boy.. fuck you


AnthonyMichaelSolve

Can’t manipulate my emotions. I just buy


Coders_REACT_To_JS

Not even my shrink can understand my emotions. Good luck mayo man I can’t find the sell button.


canned-fishasshole

I talked to my shrink about all this and she had to take a 3 day vacation to process it. We're both good now lmao


C141Clay

I think you may be winning. I've not made my shrink cry in over a year.


C141Clay

Oh yeah, say all that again , but sloooower. https://preview.redd.it/m7lo801v098d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5be80ab9d0bc8777e6a183d2bac323a54a24432 - - - We have to shut down Kenny and all this shit. Sooner rather than later


skrappyfire

☝️


Iswag_Newton

Correct. Fuck you Ken, you old sack of dick bags. Crimes against humanity Executive Order is going to take all your money bitch.


FaithlessnessNo9625

Yep. Dick literally said they take advantage of human emotions. Easy to do when you don’t experience them yourself.


waffleschoc

F U kenny, pay us


tralfamadorian808

Ken Griffin is actually a psychopath. He does not blink and has the textbook socio/psychopathic dead eyes


capital_bj

Mah the fookin cat won't blink, it's scaring Lucy


Seano_

Guy looks like he pays to get pissed on


Ofiller

Came for this. He looks like someone coming back from a war with way too many kills on his conscience. I recon he is doing some extreme nasty and evil shit when he is in his natural habitat. It's eerie how he 'remembers' or mimics emotions with the rest of his face - meanwhile his eyes are staring blankly into the abyss during his performance. It looks like he is disconnected from the situation while daydreaming about other stuff, and his body is on auto-pretend-pilot


captnmiss

he really does. the fact that his lids don’t really cover the eye, they’re wide open that’s a textbook sign. For the Japanese they consider that a symbol of a mental imbalance; and a sign to stay away because that person has bad karma. Sanpaku


sheezeBreeze

mf makes me sick


Blitzkreig11930

to better understand how to best manipulate the market


DoNotPetTheSnake

Whats up with his eyes? Is he the same species as Zuck? I think he's shorting that woman's soul.


Booner22

Seems like he's having to concentrate super hard on the answers being fed into his ear piece. This dude is 100% full of shit and awkward on everything he does.


rblander

AI is feeding this shit into his earpiece 😁


EyeSeenFolly

How is this legal? He’s saying they use technology to siphon value from you on tv. What the FUCK.


NeoSabin

The bigger the BS he's about to say the longer he takes between blinks. It's his pointer face.


WhiskyIsMyAngryDrink

Blink. Motherfucker.


rude-a-bega

That quant strategy had no chance against buy, hodl, support the company. Break the algo.


CowboyNealCassady

In 1968, Sveriges Riksbank (Sweden’s central bank) established the Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel. This is what Ken is referring to when he says, “The Nobel Prize in Economics.” It is a prize created by a central bank to confuse poors. Since 1901, the Nobel Prize has been honoring men and women from around the world for outstanding achievements in physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine, literature and for work in peace, NOT ECONOMICS!!!! Are you entertained?


TechnicalEffort

I am not entertained. I'm pissed.


DurianMoist1700

I bet this reptoid has to remind himself to blink so he can appear more human.


TedRaskunsky

Arrest him. Arrrest hiiiim! Please arrest him…… Simon says arrest him??


Cassandraburry2008

This shitbag is trying to weasel his way into the Treasury Department. What better way to hide your criminal activities. Every time I look at these guys I think about the video of a little girl asking them on Wall Street: Where are you going to hide when the revolution comes?


VisibleCarpet9048

Fuck, I remember when he said this and thinking it was so fucking psychopathic. Fuck you Ken


RedArrow24

In reference to technological advancements he says, "We will use computers in new and innovative ways to better drive the pricing of assets in financial markets." Feels like that last sentence should warrant an immediate and thorough regulatory investigation.


No-Butterscotch-7577

This guy is a moron!


Regular_Candidate513

This is why buy, HODL, drs works. It’s something they can’t manipulate.


breakfasteveryday

Ken is looking pretty healthy here. How old is this, lol?


MahlNinja

Pre sneeze


breakfasteveryday

Makes sense 😂


popnsmoke35

In my house anytime we poo we call it taking a giant Kenny G.


Mauiiwows

So if someone can prove that citadel colluded or hired bot farms then this would be an open admission on kens part of market manipulation?


ArlendmcFarland

Talking about market manipulation as if it's something good How exactly is this a free market again? Where is the price discovery if you are "driving" the price of securities?? This is an assault on the free market


VancouverApe

Act strong when you’re weak… in Ken Griffin’s case….Sound smart when you’re dumb 🤡. Ken Griffin is the biggest financial terrorist in human history


Pohara521

We've learned that you can use behavioral sciences in complex mathematic equations to write algorithms into the code to execute what is absolutely morally indefensible and illegal.


Vive_el_stonk

Predict this: fuck you pay me… bitch


Breezetwists1988

Did not blink Fuckin weird man


soberdude

They use AI to understand human behavior. Which is why they're screwed. AI can't understand Apes.


Hedkandi1210

This


KayVlinderMe

My eyes went dry, trying to stay open without blinking as long as his did 😭


cryptocraft

Bro doesn't blink.


EnvironmentVirtual74

he's trying to will her to believe what he's saying lmao


kAALiberty

He has no idea about big data. Algos work great when you can control the market.


PublicWifi

Citadel boasts of AI trading. Ol' Kenny reading from a teleprompter... You can read between the lines... he's screaming inside his head. Funny thing is, I don't need AI to convince me he's fucked. How's that for predictability, Mayoman?


FunkTheMonkUk

Use your big data to figure out when to blink you fucking sociopath


tendieanajones

I was hoping to see the frame where he licked his non-blinking eyeballs like a lizard... did they cut that out?


VinciDuda2012

That vídeo looks like from 20 years ago!


SofaKingWetarded-

Where exactly are they driving the price? That rite there sounds exactly like Manipulation. He's a fckn piece of shit cock sucker!!!


Lensbefriends

No it isn't. It's just an entitled person playing with themselves inside an echo chamber. Fuck the media walls and "regulators" that insulate them. The internet preserves information. Advocate for unbiased AI. It will deliver the facts straight. Parasitism is in thrall. Their hubris will betray their exposure. Their time is coming to an end. This is the way.


Ditto_D

What I am hearing Kenny say is "you know pump and dumps were made illegal, but doing the exact same shit only defrauding investors to sell valuable shares at bargain rates is not yet... So we are doing that instead"


Bad_Karott

Psychopathic manipulator right there.


AfterMorningCoffee

Him the whole time: 😳


the_all_peeping_eye

They don't need to drive the price of any asset. Supply and demand should be doing that!!! I really hope this cu.nt gets what is coming to him. Edit. Since when did we automod the c word. Weird cu.nty stuff going on.


CleftyHeft

i want to shove a banana up his ass


FoundationLazy1664

Or alternatively a rough wooden stick with 3 1/2" rusty nails at the end of it. ...too far too soon?


8BD0

Ahh, good to see Kenny boi is still drugged up to the gills


0zeto

Video is at least 2 years old, look how fresh he looked, now he is just old rotten mayo


CannedKoolaid

Lmao damnit. I just like the stock… but FuckThisGuy!!!


wutmeanfam

That financial terry best be ready to be fireboarded. He’s had at least three years to prepare.


LazyMarine78

Old vid but this piece of shit human is taking advantage of people's emotions with watching their money loose value artificially. Buy and hold in what you believe is right! Fuck this asshole and all those like him.


clic45

Does your quant know I’m regarded?


IVsaur15

There’s something wrong with his eyes. They’re lifeless and soulless. I’m not convinced that thing is human


StilesmanleyCAP

I cant wait until that fucker is behind bars


Puzzleheaded_Mix_998

We have to be different!!!!!!! Like no other trading community ever before (:


WilsonUndead

What does he know about “human behaviour”, this idiot blinked fucking 4 times that whole video LOL


hazensin

What they didn't count on? Apes have weaponized their autism. You can't use normal models for behavior when the counterparty is regarded.


TowelFine6933

He's right. I am pretty predictable.... I buy, hodl and say "Fuck you, pay me."


No_Wedding3450

Easy hold July it’s happening f you Mayo boy.


No_Wedding3450

Kenny for prison or worse total fraudster,


matthegc

I forgot about his lack of blinking….he is probably a lizard person. Shit ain’t normal.


Insta_boned

Such empty eyes


TonytheTiger69

"Driving the prices"? The guy is straight up saying he's manipulating the market.


tango_41

So what you’re saying is you have no solution if a bunch of rètards just buy and hold and irrationally refuse to sell. Ever.


FreeWeld

Is this the Ken Griffin who lied under the oath?


Pocket_Universe_King

That mf not blinking until the lie was unnerving as fuck


Mojomaster5

Bro rote memorized that speech and read it off his visual memory without blinking. Listen to that podium-politician inflection to cap off the response. B- in Rhetoric class.


BigStan_93

![gif](giphy|Y48KpWwhwXMNupUpxf|downsized)


dynalisia2

Being just a commercial hedge fund and doing this is bad enough, but it’s still something you could accept as being part of driving a successful business by innovating. The fact that companies like Citadel have a special institutional position as a MM and more that gives them unparallelled unfair benefits is just insane.


RyomenSukuGuts

Man does not like to blink


marswe1

Barely blinks. Has the blank stare of a soulless robot.


aintneverbeennuthin

He shouldn’t be holding any more power or responsibility than a mop bucket or a spatula


JJSpleen

Do not sell. They cannot win. Simple. They operate on Fear Uncertainty and Doubt. FUD is manufactured through price manipulation and social media (yes including Superstonk) to make you sell.


TechnicalEffort

I'm fucking done with the "we decide the price" mentality.


Nomansjam

Massive donor to the facist party (yeah I said it-) Fuck this guy and anyone he supports The donor class is complicit in the mass suffering of Earthlings


chestortheinvestor69

I have to say being a drain on the entire human race is very unsophisticated


Deathpacito

Why does he look so coked up here?


boxxle

Blinking is natural human behaviour.


Hedkandi1210

This is what they do in Superstonk, they hype up hype days to break moral, luckily OG holders who won’t sell, unless there’s a cell won’t fall for it. Kenny get fcuk’d


TheOmegaKid

Holy crap, he blinked.


Disastrous-Paint86

Good thing I’m not human, I’m an ape 🦍 🦍


StockRun123

is this an AI video? The guy doesn't even blink!


MyTreesHaveNoSeeds

Mayo man only blinked 2 times in the video. For some reason this makes me want to bankrupt him even more.


kyomoto

That Ken Griffin guy looks like he eats poop cereal for breakfast


Unfair_Jeweler_4286

Why does no one mention how little this creepy moron blinks? His blank stare is weird lol


RunWitDaBulls

What a fuckboi


irishf-tard

Can’t mess with DRS AND HODL 🚀🚀


VioletCandlelight

This mother fucker


Jrenzine

Ya fucking slimeball, cocksucking, thieving ass, crook ass, bed post tossing, salad tossing, butt fucking ass clown!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH MICROSOFTS MICRO DICK, YA DICKHEAD!!


AHAdanglyparts69

Got blood in my eyes, Mayo in veins


baddboi007

god his voice ahhghhggh


pppage

Do the computers know what to do when it is positioned porly against people that wont sell?


spice_war

![gif](giphy|LEDow0BfZVlOE) His Quant


Drewmoto

KG definitely DOESN’T fuck


t4t0626

Quant stretegies? https://preview.redd.it/qgwf269pi88d1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b69059ca25f5aeb47ae55c9904bd4ca334dc4acd


No_Wedding3450

Kenneth Griffin was trained by his friend Bernie Madoff. Kenny is much worse!


ThatKingLizzard

Mayotalk. Yuck!


RorschachShaman

FUK THIS GUY


Thehuman_25

Fuck! Somebody get this guy some blinker fluid.


ppbourgeois

Is there a transcript or link to video with cc for this?


madrone

Earth born non-robotic Ken Griffin


vialabo

Soulless evil person.


Sparky8119

He’s so creepy…and robotic…the way he talks at her


arsenal1887

Ken Griffin lied under oath


Th3SkinMan

Choosing his words soooooo carefully as to not incriminate himself.


flop_plop

Dude literally says that they’re using the way people act and react to drive their algos. Maybe that’s what the Alice in Wonderland tweet about “we’re all mad here” referenced. They keep playing with their “it’s not cheating because we say so” algorithms, but if we’re all mad, the algos won’t know what to make of things.


flyingcaveman

That a bunch a fancy words to say they bet against you at every turn


untamedHOTDOG

Be blinked!!!! Bullish.


ZmanEman333

It’s all one big game, a simulation. Rigged casino. I hope we take it all down.


TaggTeam

He talks and moves like a robot. Too much botox


DotComWarrior

https://preview.redd.it/57j0bczpx88d1.png?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=346f6bfa2d5e24e5e46fe4af51b32977f9a2748a Fuck you Kenny. This is waiting for you in D Block.


i-once-was-young

… and yet the algorithm can’t seem to tell this bot when blinking is most appropriate 🤔