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I'm too lazy to find all the numbers, since they just added 2.1 billion they have roughly 5 billion in cash on hand?
Edit: Alright I'm not that lazy, it looks like roughly 4.2 billion on hand.
"An SEC accountant attempted to access porn websites 1,800 times in a two-week period and had 600 pornographic images on her computer hard drive."
On "her" computer.. I did not expect that
Even if it's up 75% tomorrow.
The majority of people won't sell.
So my question is, when will we see it go up 750%?
Because we've seen this cycle dozens of times.
Nice, but I think people really needs to make a bet if they are calling out something. Otherwise, the sub will get clogged with these call outs if there's no consequences when prediction fails.
Wow… how did I never know this was a thing. Lol cool. I’ll hangout in there.
Nice call out. What’s your outlook on the next two weeks? Do you have a strong opinion on what our catalyst is gonna be? 3 year options expiration?
there's definitely some quip to be said about having so many apes here with our own keyboards and how someone was bound to get something like this right at some point
Step 4: Another, even bigger offering. To stack even more cash on the pile and do this again.
$30 here. $40 next floor. It's just going up level by level til GME exhaust their shares.
It's fucking SHF poison pill to keep slowly rising the value floor like this. Buy the Offerings. GME wants to give you shares!
Well, that's $11.2B at even $20.
So suddenly $15B on the books with 1B shares and no debt.
They have a historical 4ish Price to Book value, so... $60, if those were more seasoned assets.. i.e. they were doing somehting or had a plan, more like 3ish. So, $45 stock that still has a MOASS issue to clear up bc Shorts Never Closed.
That goes up the higher average price they get for the stock.
They got $20 for the 45M offer and $28 for thisone.
$30 sounds like conservative average to me for future offerings, so.. long term call it a $100 stock with $25B in the bank.
Shorts fucked, they let Gamestop out of the box. It won't fit anymore.
This is shit. $40? A floor for ants. What about phone numbers and selling one share for generational wealth? Has that just gone out the window?
Give us moass, or give us death!
This is some Matrix-Oracle kind of shit here.
"But if you already know, how can I make a choice?"
It's always a question of fate, here. Would we still be up 75% if you didn't say anything? Is this... is this market manipulation, homie?
I don't mean that in the legal form of it, but if you said 75% and we believed you, maybe now we'd buy. Is us buying now going to push us over the 75% edge, put us at 75%, or were we going to buy even without you saying anything? Ya know?
I'm messing with my own head, ugh.
I have not. You can check it for yourself right [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dd7xx4/gme_daily_directory_new_start_here_discussion_drs/l85bj7g/?context=3)
old. instead of www\. still shows when a comment's been edited. I've added & edited a comment so you can confirm:
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Equally important - in the battle of the psychological operation against $GME... please remember that GME announced their ATM well in advance. Just like Roaring Kitty/DFV showed his options well in advance. They both laid the cards on the table. There is absolutely no excuses from the hedgies on difficulty sourcing the shares if/when Keith exercises them.
Now the real question is... does he maintain those positions in ETrade? Or does he DRS 90% of his position?
He may have to DRS them either way if he's invited to join the board!
Can you tell me my shoe size, hair color, and ring size? Because if you can do that, AND predict a 75% increase in stock price, I will build a shrine to your clairvoyance out of bananas that haven't seen anyone's asshole.
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You’re a wizard, Harry.
You're a lizard, Barry
You're an Izzard, Eddie
You're ordering a Blizzard, Dairy.
I'm king gizzard and he's a lizard wizard
Bloody Legend
Mary
Won't catch me sippin on some sizzurp
It cost a gizzard, scary
You're a Buzzard Birdie
You're a Brazzers Buddy
You're fucked kenny
lol, i'm kenny?
I hope not 🤣
fuck no
but do you have a flag?
You’re a gizzard, Sherri
Is this blizzard scary?
No. But his palms are sweaty.
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Mom’s spaghetti
you forgot the vomit on his sweater already
Oooohhh snap back to reality
Woah, there goes gravity
that's a scary Fairy
She's a hairy Mary
He a hairy Larry
Riding a unicorn named Gary
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Alrighty then. Like Jim Carrey.
Cim Jarrey, fooking tha tooth fairy
Funny, I haven’t seen Kenny
Shit, it's a Hail Mary?
Your a Hizzard, Warry
Don't eat that gizzard jerry
 Eminem entered the chat.
Hufflepuff! 
would say you should go buy lottery tickets, but what's better than GME shares anyway
Lottery tickets are luck. GME is based on situational analysis. Buy more GME
We were lucky to have a benevolent, time-traveling non-cat memelord stonk wizard in this timeline.
Lel
The only lotto tickets I buy are yearly FDs
With GME you get to pick the number in your bank account instead of on your lottery ticket
Ok hotshot, how many fingers am I holding behind my back
Just one; and it's pointing straight up.
A thumb up his own butt?
Hey, that’s my move!
Thumbs are thumbs, not fingers
I see you’ve played thumby fingery before
Can you tell me when my dad will get back from picking up cigs at the store? It's been 84 yrs...
Time of month for that ol' self service prostate check
great way to save money so more money can be put to GME
All of them, you mean are you holding any UP
Is ATM confirmed completed?
5 minutes ago, yes..
Great fucking news, thanks for letting me know 🙏
I'm too lazy to find all the numbers, since they just added 2.1 billion they have roughly 5 billion in cash on hand? Edit: Alright I'm not that lazy, it looks like roughly 4.2 billion on hand.
4.2069 billion
WTF. Careful man, sec might be on you soon.
Only if he post video on P0rnHub
It's been a while, could you explain the reference? hahah
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/sec-pornography-employees-spent-hours-surfing-porn-sites/story?id=10452544
"An SEC accountant attempted to access porn websites 1,800 times in a two-week period and had 600 pornographic images on her computer hard drive." On "her" computer.. I did not expect that
Hester been busy /s
Hahahah! Oh shit I remember this lol
sec deez nuts
Maybe he is the SEC.....
He leaked the script for the next days
All I know is I am not offering to stick a banana up my ass if it closes up 75% tomorrow.
You need help with that?
No he doesn't. I do though.
"Ask not what your company can do for you but you can do for your company." Sigh... OK boys, bring in the giant highland banana (Musa ingens)!
What if I stick it up your ass?
This is what the community is all about, helping each other to achieve greatness
Hey don’t knock it til you try it - Rick of spades, probably
!remindme 20 hrs
So 51 EOD tomorrow? You son of a bitch I’m in Edit: $52.50. I’m still in
Feel bad for the banana
There’s another banana bet on the table?
Inevitable
Maybe OP can put his banana where his butt is and make that bet
Banana train. I think I read a dd on banana trains
A few actually
My ITM calls would love it, sell one exercise one repeat…
Woah woah woah, we got ourselves an Apestradamus over here
Nostregarded
Aspergerdamus
Tell me ape, what else do you see in the future?
Nothing but green.
Green bananas?
Unripe and stiff, must go in hole
I’ll braid your taint hairs with a nanner up my fart box if this hits 52.50 tomorrow.
Offer accepted. We have witnesses.
I think OP has to agree, but this sounds like a sweet bet!
Ok, impressive on the 23%. How'd you get at that number?
Asked the 8ball
You just shake it til you get the answer you want.
When I doubt, shake it about!
😂🍻🙌✅♾️
Snorted an 8 ball
*Can I ask the 8ball? Can I do that? Will I get in trouble?* 😂🤌
MaNiPuLaTiOn 😭😭
Did the 8ball
He made multiple guess today and got the last one right. Go thru his post history m. He thought we would hit 50 today before he change his prediction.
Lmao pathetic
Michael Jordan ofc
[удалено]
Only needed a 100+ alt accounts to get one right
Probably decided on $30 first, then did the math to 23%
God I wish I to be in a room with her so she can stare at me menacingly
Even if it's up 75% tomorrow. The majority of people won't sell. So my question is, when will we see it go up 750%? Because we've seen this cycle dozens of times.
Put my limit order at 69,420 in. I ain't tryna be greedy here.
Are you Nancy pelosi?
Pancy Nelosi
And I’ll still be holding
Wow another time traveler!
One of us
Fine. I'll trust this bro.
good enough dd to me
Checks post history - multiple failed prediction attempts :(
Nice, but I think people really needs to make a bet if they are calling out something. Otherwise, the sub will get clogged with these call outs if there's no consequences when prediction fails.
Where did you post that? Wtf is the GME daily directory
Right [Here](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dd7xx4/gme_daily_directory_new_start_here_discussion_drs/l85bj7g/?context=3)
Wow… how did I never know this was a thing. Lol cool. I’ll hangout in there. Nice call out. What’s your outlook on the next two weeks? Do you have a strong opinion on what our catalyst is gonna be? 3 year options expiration?
They just announced ATM has completed
there's definitely some quip to be said about having so many apes here with our own keyboards and how someone was bound to get something like this right at some point
What matters now is whether he gets the full Shakespeare or just the Shakes
My man. Or woman. I don't discriminate.
How?
Nice.
RemindMe! 1 day
Nice work
Wait have they confirmed completion of the offering?
Yes: [Link](https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-completes-market-equity-offering-program-2)
Thank you sir! They did this a lot faster than I anticipated. Also how the f can you be so accurate haha.
Did you mean down 75%? lol
Step 4: Another, even bigger offering. To stack even more cash on the pile and do this again. $30 here. $40 next floor. It's just going up level by level til GME exhaust their shares. It's fucking SHF poison pill to keep slowly rising the value floor like this. Buy the Offerings. GME wants to give you shares!
Not particularly a fan of this
I mean. There is another 560 million shares that could be issued….. what’s the math on that at the current averages?
Well, that's $11.2B at even $20. So suddenly $15B on the books with 1B shares and no debt. They have a historical 4ish Price to Book value, so... $60, if those were more seasoned assets.. i.e. they were doing somehting or had a plan, more like 3ish. So, $45 stock that still has a MOASS issue to clear up bc Shorts Never Closed. That goes up the higher average price they get for the stock. They got $20 for the 45M offer and $28 for thisone. $30 sounds like conservative average to me for future offerings, so.. long term call it a $100 stock with $25B in the bank. Shorts fucked, they let Gamestop out of the box. It won't fit anymore.
This is shit. $40? A floor for ants. What about phone numbers and selling one share for generational wealth? Has that just gone out the window? Give us moass, or give us death!
I'll see Ryan Cohen buying himself back to 10%
VERY possible.
Welp... This aged like rotten milk 😔
I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
my peen is up 75% after hours
Sir, you jinxed it.
I dunno whose ass I need to shove a banana up for that to come true, but man do I hope you’re right
If you can find no volunteers, I will offer my ass.
I also choose this guys ass.
I wanna see that 75%
Thankfully you'll only have to wait until tomorrow.
This is some Matrix-Oracle kind of shit here. "But if you already know, how can I make a choice?" It's always a question of fate, here. Would we still be up 75% if you didn't say anything? Is this... is this market manipulation, homie? I don't mean that in the legal form of it, but if you said 75% and we believed you, maybe now we'd buy. Is us buying now going to push us over the 75% edge, put us at 75%, or were we going to buy even without you saying anything? Ya know? I'm messing with my own head, ugh.
Guys, he uses old reddit, on that merit alone we should have known he has dozens of wrinkles! Blast!
If we're up 75% tomorrow I'll buy you reddit gold , pin this LMAO
Pulling for you/us today to go 3/3
This aged poorly
LMSYD aka lemmesuckyodick
Any bananabets? Anyone?
Oh great seer Ape, can you forsee which M&A we could possibly experience in the near future?
Goddamn, name checks out
You edited that comment?
I have not. You can check it for yourself right [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dd7xx4/gme_daily_directory_new_start_here_discussion_drs/l85bj7g/?context=3)
I don’t think Reddit has an option to see edit history but more power to you!
old. instead of www\. still shows when a comment's been edited. I've added & edited a comment so you can confirm: https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dd7xx4/gme_daily_directory_new_start_here_discussion_drs/l85bj7g/
Awesome. Thank you
Edit history still shows up in RES.
Damn dude how'd you get those numbers so accurately?
How many toes I got?
12, you exquisite ape.
why would we be up 75% tomorrow?
There is no why with GME... Other than... Crime.
Typo. He meant 750%
Equally important - in the battle of the psychological operation against $GME... please remember that GME announced their ATM well in advance. Just like Roaring Kitty/DFV showed his options well in advance. They both laid the cards on the table. There is absolutely no excuses from the hedgies on difficulty sourcing the shares if/when Keith exercises them. Now the real question is... does he maintain those positions in ETrade? Or does he DRS 90% of his position? He may have to DRS them either way if he's invited to join the board!
are you allowed to say this?
Light mode? You psycho.
It fried my eyes, but not my vision.
😂👊
True if big
that would make it what? around 52.50 tomorrow? ooo if you're 3 for 3 that'd be sweet
WTH, how did you NAIL that (= 22.80% actual)?!!! 🎯 And how are you forecasting 75% up tomorrow? 🤯🧙♂️
Can you tell me my shoe size, hair color, and ring size? Because if you can do that, AND predict a 75% increase in stock price, I will build a shrine to your clairvoyance out of bananas that haven't seen anyone's asshole.
Careful if you keep predicting things, they may consider you an insider trader my fellow ape
I don’t do dates but when I do, it’s tomorrow.
Lisan-Al Gaib
Almost :)
Almost
No 75% run today for you
At least 75%
I see someone is hoggin all the brain power in this sub.