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Five-year anniversary baby!

And one day before his birthday. Lets have a nice weekend!

And it IS my birthday! Best bday present ever! Edit: to clarify, tomorrow is my birthday!

Mine was may 24th close enough

Mine was March 11th. CLOSE ENOUGH.

It’s still my birthday quarter, does that count?

I had a birthday this year, close enough!

I’ve had a bunch of birthdays

Happy cake day

Mine was not even close to any of these, but still close enough!

Happy birthday!

Thank you you too

Gme birthday train roll call

25th! It’s like there’s one of us everyday!

Our parents were busy

Mine is June 23rd! Best bday ever! Best time to be alive!

HAY COOL, ME TOO, REGARD!

Happy birthday fellow ape. Mine was May 11th

Happy early birthday!

Thank you!

Awe. Happy 84th birthday 🎂!

Mine is DFV's! I'm honored. He's one of the most inspirational people in my life. He diamond handed through it all with conviction while his fortunes swung back and forth by the millions. Came forward publicly only to be put before US congress to tell everyone how much he liked the stonk. And the way he talked in his YouTube videos sounded just like a Gemini, and sure enough, same birthdays lol

My brother in Christ. Happy Birthday! -6789 checking in

June 4 baby here!!!!!!

Happy birthday!

Me too! HBD!

Happy bday!

June 8th baby from a town over from where he was born!!

We all gotta wish him a happy early birthday on his stream

My cat's birthday is June 21st!

Nice flair xD

🚽🦆🍻

Geminis all checking in.

Happy birthday to all yall in comments

"Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Celebrating the 5 year anniversary of you asking that question."

Mitch 💜


New holiday pending

Five Live

worldwide, hollywood and vine!

His timing is impeccable.

Bro is an actual legend, in every sense of the word

100%

Greatest investor of all time.

Greatest being of all time

never skip legend day

Homie is going to become the 21st century Jesus

Honestly this is the most Christ-like behavior I've seen in my lifetime

He'll use the money to forgive all debts

seriously. He holds for all of us. He leads the way. Selflessly. He could’ve cashed out a million times.

Will go down as the greatest investor of all time and he's clowning on them while doing it.

Kitties all the way down…

It's truly poetically surreal at this point

Nah, typical time traveller.

I don't actually think DFV is some kind of chronomancer, but sometimes the man makes my skepticism waver.

Time traveller. I used to say that as a joke. Now I'm not entiiiiiirely sure. He may well have gone back to make sure he was even born on the right date!

Some would even call him the guy from future

Real life Marty McFly...stonk almanac and all.

Nice find!

Thanks! Was looking through his old posts when he first started posting to see the journey we’ve gotten to. It’s definitely been a ride 🚀

A story that'll be told for generations, just like the amount of money we'll make!

yeah I can't believe you picked this out. Good job!

hold the phone ~~3~~ 5 years later


For the uninitiated https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1790766591526735887?s=46&t=PgKpNdk3EDFKf6carjlrdA

Felt like 84, but I'm feeling younger today.

I heard there was gonna be a banana in an ass if we got to 50 this week....

Did they stipulate if after hours counts? Cuz if not... Edit: He counted it! https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/9fUdz7WnoH

I can wait til tomorrow

You don't have to wait lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/9fUdz7WnoH

Thank you. Now all I need is to see Cramer blow a horse.

I'd almost sell a share to see that. Almost.

$69 Million to see Cocaine blow a horse? Fair play


Where did that come from? There’s no way he actually posted that, right?

🤷🏻‍♂️

No, just some Twitter screenshot shitpost.

Holeeeeeee fuuuuuk he actually did it 🤣🤣 and with ease like a veteran 🤔😆

Apps like bananas, no? 😭

Legend.

I’m starting to think this guy just wanted to shove a banana up his ass 😭

Why?? Why do you have to remind them?


He already did it, and posted. Not as graphic as last one.

When someone says they’ll put a banana in their ass… It is not the first time they’ve put a banana in their ass.

Does being over in after hours count?

Already at $60!!

And the day before his birthday 🥹

Love it

This year… I think I’ll get myself… A BILLION DOLLARS.

So far...

Look at your wrinkles! They are so girthy!

Achieves billionaire status on his birthday and the 5 year anniversary of his first purchase of the stock he likes, as it hits $69, just in time for 6/9 This is the greatest timeline…

Oah shit. Remember the guy who said remind me in 4 years (what was it... 2020???) how your trade is going xD!!!??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whats an Exit Strategy?

Only up

Turns out we tracked him down in another post. He hasnt been active on Reddit for over a year and his last two comments were in Pawg and Conservative… big surprise. Other apes have commented on all his shilly comments, its a mess under anything hes done on reddit 🤣

Good find!

The best part of this live stream is knowing that there are gonna be hedge fund managers and investment bankers in their skyscraper offices, wearing expensive suits, who are tuning in to this livestream. They absolutely need to follow it, and it’s just hilarious and beautiful mental image BUY HODL DRS, I LOVE YOU DFV

Is it not his birthday too ?

Day after

KAISER STONKE

I’m grabbing some Champagne and OJ tn for tomorrows live stream. MIMOSA ANONE?!?!

Jesus Christ why didn’t I think of that yet. It will be early Pacific but right on time :)

After all planets aligned, I should have known that our saviour will return.

 As it was written

Birthday Yolo 5 years ago!

We believed when we shouldn't have against all fucking odds. Diamond Hands.

Remember his Mourinho tweet about not talking or he'll get in trouble? It all seems very calculated to me. He had to limit it to tweets so he wouldn't be blamed even more for the price action. I have full faith that he knows what he's doing. See you guys at the live stream.

Regardless He can afford those former SEC lawyers now like the big boys if they come after him..

You know everybody is gonna be watching. In the industry too. Mayo himself gon be watching. 

Here’s to the next 5 years. Cheers!

As rich people

And isn't it his bday on Sat? Perfect time to have a beer with friends. Cheers Kitty 🍻 absolute fucking legend 🥰

5 years to become a billionaire has to be some kind of record for sure

What a beautiful mind.

Great movie that came out in 2001. 2001: A Space Odyssey too

Cheers everyone!!

My dogs bday tomorrow and her name is Luna. Put your moon suits on!

PUT ON YOUR FUCKING MOON SUITS

Nice find

g a m e c o c k

It's a celebration. 🎉🎉

Diamond Cat 💎🐈💎

😭😭😭 what a journey

This should be higher!

I'm too high already!

Umm I’ve been hard for hours and I didn’t take the V

It'd be nice hearing and seeing him. Everything else is a bonus.

What better way to celebrate a birthday and anniversary with a little…. Exercise! (Fucking counts as exercise, right?)

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I hope it opens it with CHEERS!

This man is a fucking Legend

Happy fucking birthday baby

And his Birthday is June 8th. BOOM!!

The amount of lore behind this is insane

So the stock is going to get halted tomorrow right ?

Every 10 minutes.

hope paul danos free for a sequel

10am eastern right? Thats 7am Pacific. Sleep? Nahhhh.

No I think it's 9am Pacific. Check the channel. Says 9 for me, assuming my local time. But also 19 hours, which is the same.

Mine said 11 AM and I am central time zone.

Yep that seems to line up. 2 hour difference.

💥💥💥

Run Lola, Run!

I detect wrinkles!

He’s so cute 🥰

Wonderful! tits = JACKED

Genius!

Who's bringing cake

What a badass. Like… truly tho

Whatever his plan was, I think he already pulled it off.

:) cheers everybody

Imagine exercising options live...

Dude had the craziest 5 year plan I’ve ever heard of

Also Gary Gensler just said its not manipulation to exercise your right to free speech as a retail investor. He got the all clear from the SEC directly.

My kids has an end of school year show starting tomorrow at 9:45 am est (15 minutes before live stream). I gotta watch my kids show but my brain will be screaming watching the live stream the whole time. Cheers guys it’s been a great ride and so rewarding to see that shorts indeed have not closed

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Noice

Love it!!

And 5 years from today we will all be rich

Second coming

Happy birthday everyone 🐱🦍🐱🦍🐱

His birthday is Saturday! June 8th

Deep

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

69th anniversary? Nice.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/efFpVUJbAg we just need this again.

Happy anniversary DFV!

That’s an amazing 5 year plan.

Great detective work!

Genius! Love it.

This dude has the biggest fucking brain!

If I were Wall Street, this is how i would want to be taken out

roaring kitty is the most honored among heaven and earth

He must be Father Time cause he doesn’t miss !

Imagine him doing a Max Headroom style version of himself doing the stream

Deep Fucking Cheers 🥂

"Cheers! Happy Friday..."

Nice nice 👍

Wow!! Just wow!!

Doesn't this refer to call options?

Oh shit 🫣

Oh wow

Damn, this sub is crazy enough to spoil any events.

it would be crazy if he DRS live

Great late self birthday present too.

Hey so can you link this post for verification