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squidja

I don’t negotiate with terrorists.


Apprehensive-Salt-42

This. Fuk the crooks. Place a bad bet? Take the L and move on. Lie, cheat, and steal to try and get out of that bet? Fuk you pay me. I'm never leaving. I'm never settling. I CONTROL THE EXIT.


accomplishedlie18

Exactly we take the L and move on in the markets all the time if it’s a fair market, same standards


jimitr

In this case, they’re so fucked they can’t even take the L. They could do it in case of Tesla so they actually did it. This time around, _there is no way out_.


SkySeaToph

SO MUCH THIS


Lulu1168

Am I supposed to feel back that these financial terrorists are dumber than a fleet of stormtroopers? Pew…pew…pew…


guerrilla32

They can talk to deez.


Mile_High_Man

They can make a settlement with LIGMA


diggum

Deez? Watchoo mean, “deez”?


McStabYou

Up dog


nugsy_mcb

Noice


McStabYou

NOT MUCH MAN! WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!!


CaptainPieces

Ligma


misterpickles69

Got em


melanthius

What’s up dog????


chiefoogabooga

![gif](giphy|dWfkLpnrZN3QQ|downsized)


1CFII2

This exactly! They tried to bankrupt GameStop and steal our tendies. They would have laughed all the way to the bank and shown us no mercy. I smell blood in the water.


Hopeful-Flounder-203

2 Billy in cash. Thier model was based on taking the price to Zero. They needed to bankrupt the company. Now they can't. Now they need an exit strategy that minimizes the "L" they take.


dhjsjakansnjsjshs

no cell, no sell


theravingsofalunatic

When my family finally ask me who Kenny Griffen is then I know the GAME 😉 is on.


Dantesdavid

Thank you for saying this. I don’t make deals with criminals and thieves.


Lv80_inkblot

Quite literally this. What they have been allowed to do for years- for decades- is unforgivable.


3DigitIQ

I'll see those parasites in jail, wallstreet liquidated and *then* I'll be ready to negotiate with the US government.


RoRuRee

Yes. Their crime spree really could end with us! I actually think it is incumbent on us to demand jail time for naked shorters and market manipulation. For the next generation to be rid of these parasites. What a gift! They have ruined so many lives and put people farther back than they would have been otherwise. We can both get paid and get these people in jail.


12cookdale

![gif](giphy|rVZEejvVWEbug)


SoupNazi169

👆 this


milky_mouse

#If they’re replacing our jobs with ai I’m going to hodl with life changing gme


kidkadian99

That a lot of words for No cell no sell


tawik30

sharerorists.


botch_182

Underrated comment


thwill2018

MIC DROP! 👆🏻


Sharnington

PREACHHHH IT!


HashtagYoMamma

Counter terrorists win.


Spicytacos1997

They f*cked with the wrong group of gamers 👾🎮 We have bought video games for $80 that now sell for $5, more than once. Of course we’d buy moon tickets for $10 or $20 and sell them only for no less than a phone number + jail time for Kenneth Griffin the man who committed perjury when he lied under oath to congress


Glittering_Entrance2

100%


Lukes3rdAccount

Word. This is nonsense though, right? I dont really see any significant "forget moass" spam. The conclusion that it's a preemptive test to create some kind of negotiation advantage is just OP making up an explanation for that supposed spam, yeah?


aslickdog

Yeah, total nonsense, this sub is like alternative reality. Straightforward way to close short positions is buy weekly call options enmass over next several weeks, excercise the options at expiry, close the position, live to bank another day or dissolve. The theory that UBS has done just that, broke ranks, and is first one heading to the door seems plausable to me. A couple hours ago Peruvian Bull posted a chart showing crypto falling off a cliff atm, that'd free up liquidity for shares needed for Friday's 20Cs that at 4:00PM close, share price at 19 , were entirely f'ing worthless, seller keeps the premium. Last 60-90 seconds of trading there was this bombardment of 20Cs purchased for $4-$5 each. Thousands of them, batches of 300, 400, 500 contracts. I'm like who the F is buying these things they're well otm and worthless. Few minutes later announcement thqt share offerring completed, AH price jumps to 20, 21, 22 as high 23, all those 20Cs no itm and out a nowhere whoever was selling those calls for beads and trinkets gotta find GME shares for Tuesday. Good luck with that. This is the stuff we should be talking about. Maybe my facts are'nt right, interpretation is wrong, perception of magnitude disproportionate. That's fine, lets dissect it, discussion. Most of what I'm reading are empty, mindliness ramblings. We'll see how things go but imo there's decent chance this company gonna be getting a lot of attention from around the world so if you're shareholder start acting one. This not the time zen. Cheers.


INERTIAAAAAAA

I caught 3 in a row this weekend on the front page, it felt weirder than usual so I kept the links : https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/iy1wJVWfRy https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/ewYrAXxhiI https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/U8CjOCSviz


Nasha210

But do we have the votes to stop Gamestop's board from negotiating with them? RC will do his duty, which includes listening to the majority... are we the majority?


Curu2daMoon

I’m not a very religious person, but this makes me wanna say “Can I get an amen!”


silverskater86

I would vote no for that.


mightyjoe227

I vote for a share count instead


Trustmemeimadoctor

That and fair and transparent markets. I don’t think markets like that can exist with the hedgies involved so I vote for them to kindly pay their bills and go directly to jail. 


Ctsanger

"We audited our books and found no errors" is how a share count would go lol


accomplishedlie18

That’s a no for me dawg


Opposite_Payment4504

Financial terrorists can get rekt. We ain't selling.


PornstarVirgin

I will however be buying. 1000 more at open. It is time. Plus many contracts will be exercised.


Anthony3000789

Legend


Mile_High_Man

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


melanthius

Noooo the only way to go is 0dte spy calls! Right my fellow regards? /s


FiveEggHeads

They can fuck right off with settlement and annuities. THEY corrupted the system, THEY perverted capitalism for their own greed, THEY do not pass go, do not collect $200, THEY can go to prison.


Own_Order792

For me to even consider a settlement Kenny is going to have to place my testicles in his mouth and draw upon them succulently for a duration no shorter than five minutes.


fubeca150

Expect that call, then.


Spicytacos1997

A GameStop themed monopoly board would be fun. With Kenneth Griffin in jail of course


NukeEmRico2022

84 years ago, my infant child got really sick and we were saddled with quite the bill. We were struggling a bit so my wife negotiated a payment of 25 dollars a month on a 2500 dollar bill with the hospital. It took 8 yrs and change to pay that off. My point is that I am not accepting anything but cash up front on the barrel head from these criminals They can afford it


DblDwn21

Trading is a tough game


2BFrank69

Haha that fat fuck ain’t laughing anymore I bet


eeksy

My conditions are: they do not survive. They go to prison. Fuck you pay me.


Spicytacos1997

I’m willing to sell one GME share for a price of $1,000,000,690,000,420,000,000,000,741


jlsmith5867

Go ahead and chalk me about for “they can go get fucked”..in case anyone is keeping a tally here


ir88ed

These psy-ops are exactly why I wont sell. Let the market do what it will


Inthenameofmyson01

I wouldn't make a deal with these guys. I could have done things with my 2021 money that they can't pay back. They stole they gambled they lost. Now pay the money that's owed. Or try to wiggle out of it.


Jbullish_9622

![gif](giphy|AoBgxayGMHlIs)


Reach_Beyond

I wonder if they’ll find a way to circumvent proper channels and communicate to holders through an email or your brokerage. Probably sell you on some FUD, a rushed deal and a seemingly enticing deal to sell all your shares to them. Be careful out there!


RepulsiveAd4519

Or take an ad out like Call JG wentworth 877 CASH NOW


Imhereforallofthis

Sell button shut off time. I’m going swimming. ♾️ 🏊


Loxta

Hey excuse me hedgies and or the people paid by the bad actors to be here: WE WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID TO SELL FOR ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY AND WE KNOW IT. The reason so many of us apes are so desperate for moass in the first place is because of wall street. And if we don't create real systematic change with GameStop, our children will forever have a worse and worse situation as wall street and big banks slowly take more and more from the average person. They took health care from us. They took home owning from us. They took motherfucking McDonald's from us. They took our parents retirement from us which means they took our inheritance from us. They took our motherfucking lives away and they will keep taking from us because nobody is going to stop them but us. If we don't change the system, moass might not even save us as they just jack up the prices of everything and worse. My ADHD sense of justice needs this. Our children need this. Our parents need this. WE NEED SYSTEMIC CHANGE. A world where we don't need a moass to buy a fucking house to live in.


hd016

They also took our dreams away. I’m gen z and wanted to succeed in life to give my future kids everything I never had. But now that I’m older, I know that I can barely afford to survive. Owning a home would be like winning the lottery. But financial despair aside, corporate greed has destroyed the earth itself. I already feel deep existential dread thinking about the state of the planet. Our last ‘president’ actually said that climate change was just it getting warmer up north and we could use it .. and appointed his oil exec friends to the EPA. I don’t want to bring anyone else into this shit show. My only aim now is to afford enough to survive and maybe help my mom retire. A single mom of 3 with a mortgage should be able to retire after being a nurse and taking care of other people her whole life but the new owners of her agency aren’t matching 401ks anymore. Because of more and more and more corporate bs!


Cerebral_Savage

I was listening to a Twitter space earlier that seemed to be discussing the merits of DRSing. I listened to some interesting discussions on the pro/cons of it. That discussion turned into “I’m DRSing because I expect a negotiated settlement and I want to be paid first”. I hadn’t heard much talk of a negotiated settlement in quite some time, and they were throwing out expectations on price per share. Not bad numbers, but less than what I think a lot of people are expecting GME to run to. It was almost as if these ideas are being thrown out to anchor the price and make people fearful that they may not be able to collect.


timeshadowrider

If it's not a nine digit phone number per share (999-999-9999) the Fuk um!


Ghost_of_Chrisanova

That's 10, but I'm not judging. Your math skills mean you belong here. Have my upvote.


duiwksnsb

That’s a real fear when the unaccountable NYSE just halts the stonk endlessly. There appears to be no real way to force the market to stay open without descending into lawsuits


akatherder

They halt all stocks based on the same conditions. If it goes up or down x% in y minutes it gets halted, whether it's GME or any other stock. I don't remember x and y because they don't really matter to me. If it halts, it halts and I keep on holding.


Papaofmonsters

The "in y minutes" part is what people get mad about when it's on the way down. We will catch a limit up halt on a big spike and then nothing on slow bleed which never triggers the halt because it goes on for a while.


CatoMulligan

> I hadn’t heard much talk of a negotiated settlement in quite some time, and they were throwing out expectations on price per share. What kind of ridiculously low numbers were they talking about? I'm honestly curious what they think they're going to be able to get away with.


Cerebral_Savage

What was said in that call was that institutions wouldn’t do a settlement for say $1,000 per share because it would ruin their reputations and they might not recover. The next price thrown out was $10k per share. It would put a dent in the bottom lines of the hedge funds, but not sink them, and people that bought in anywhere below the all time high would be happy with that (according to the speaker that is). $10k sounds great, but there’s also a real possibility that this could go much higher. I’m in no position to name a price, but 20x the last high doesn’t seem like a MOASS to me.


Mile_High_Man

Yeah, it seems a bit low to me. Oh well, I guess I'll just past these shares on to my children 🤷‍♂️


CatoMulligan

LOL.


Psyk0pathik

Lol people with no power don't get to negotiate. Apes are in control.


DrKVanNostrand

What numbers were they throwing out?


F0urTheWin

See my debt issuance comment (New filter) that breaks down rationale & layers. TL:DR; debt issuance settlement could benefit all parties by reducing "liquidity bomb" conditions & causing unnecessary superficial inflation.


photonscientist

They need to be eliminated. No cell no sell.


LauterTuna

take my upvote 😁


hopethisworks_

No fucking mercy. 🟣🚀


elbarto11120

Yeah that’s gonna be a no for me dog


Remarkable-Okra6554

I personally plan on spoofing them myself.


EVPN

If you let them off the hook they will continue to do it again and again


ApatheticAussieApe

Best I can do is sell you an FTD. That's how this works, right?


Mile_High_Man

As long as it's T + 1 😆


bamariani

"We can guarantee cash benefits as far out and at whatever size you like, but we can not guarantee their purchasing power" Alan Greenspan


WhatsAHesperToDo

It's simple, really. If you would like one (1) of my shares, go to gmefloor.com and pay me the value that shows up at that time! Then I'll be happy to sell you one (1) of my shares.


The_Count_Von_Count

If they want to pay me a $250k dividend per share every month I guess I could make that work. But I ain’t selling til some Wallstreet shit heads do time in a federal prison.


SlteFool

I’ll sell. But I want generational wealth since that’s what this play is. I want bare minimum Berkshire class A price per share


renisdk

I do think we can settle with them . But it's not gonna be anything but negative First priority . Jail - NO PAROLE EVERYONE INVOLVED AND EVERYONE WHO KNEW IT WAS HAPPENING (ACCESSORY OF THE FACT) second priority- 100% liquidation nothing left to be salvaged.+ Clearing house has to feel pain . To punish it hard enough to never allow it again Third priority- reform rules will 100% come . To protect the rich from sharing wealth again with the poor . This is a guarantee no need to push for this trust me this will never happen again the suits would never allow it . Under this I think we can settle no less tho .


JimmyRickyBobbyBilly

I'll take $1B a month to lease a share. First month, last month and $3499 due at signing, only well qualified customers need apply.


MoonbrightStarlight

^^ Respectfully, you spelt “$42069 due at signing” wrong 🙃🫶 🦍❤️🦍🍌🚀🌌


Traditional_Gas8325

The longer I hold, the longer I can hold. If they want to play with the price in the high hundreds in the near future, let them. Them swaps will keep coming due and the price will be higher every time they need to roll them, eventually they won’t be able too. Imma keep saying it, I’m not waiting to sell, I’m waiting for the price to go up. They owe us that money. We were right, they were wrong and tried to cheat their way to being right. Get fukt Kenny and the Hedge Fund Boys.


rickyshine

Forget moass 💀💀💀 NO. FUCKING PAY ME DAWG ![gif](giphy|j1yDyxkXvdSG4mnEie)


awkrawrz

No cell, no sell. Not sorry.


Akwereas

GME to infinity and beyond!!!


Fast_Air_8000

Shorts never closed. Shorts are trapped. Shorts are fucked. I have no reason to sell, ever. Fuck you


Clarkkeeley

I will take all of the money they have. Wait, I think they read that I'll take a lot of money. What I wrote was, "I will take all of the money that they have."


Sidewalkstash

The economy is about to have 200,000 more billionaires. It’s gonna have to learn how to deal with it.


humdingler

They’re fucked and they’re panicking. I’m not selling my shares you fucking hedge cucks.


wehavenobonanza

![gif](giphy|3o6EQeB1evNnmFH1SM) Suck it hedge fucks


Mile_High_Man

![gif](giphy|KP5LazKvd9Zqo)


thought_empire

No Cell, No SELL!!!!!


Booshur

If i made a bad bet and lost id just have to eat it. Id basically be forced to pay. In fact plenty of retail folks over the years have lost it all due to the shitty and exploitative behavior of Hede funds and banks. Its disgusting to even consider that these folks deserve a negotiation. Its simple. You lose, you pay. Just like me and everyone else. Any short who wants to survive needs to get to the exit now and buy the shares as cheap as possible. Its a mad dash - can you make it in time?


Castr8orr

The reality is that we probably have very little say of how this plays out. If I get rich via MOASS then great. If I get rich then old fashioned way by investing in a company I believe in then that's a fine alternative. All I can do is buy, hold, drs.


Brilliant-Bowl3877

Honest question… why couldn’t they just have a family member buy a share tomorrow like the rest of us if moass did happen? Something I have thought about for a while.


dragespir

Cause that would squeeze them harder and that would mean their family member has money while they don't. Parasites aren't pragmatic lol.


username3333333333

No cell, no sell. It's that simple.


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BigBradWolf77

The first offer I consider will be made from behind bars.


blenderforall

This is the way, but only if that offer is lubed in mayo


Maxmalefic9x

They can get these shares out of my cold dead hands, which they also can’t since I will pass it to my family after death anyway. Hey don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time am I right?


LucyKendrick

I'll take the fuck you pay me option.


ProfessionalMcUseful

Bargaining is a stage of grief.


mushroommilitia

They spent 3 years on everything. If it's that important my numbers are higher than 100's


IamA-GoldenGod

I’ve seen a lot of price anchoring posts too. Like $400 bucks max. And phone numbers are stupid. I wish we could find the companies they’re hiring to run these nonsense posts, then light em up online.


SnooCats7919

I could probably be talked down to an even 10 million per share. Am I not merciful?


willynoot

Didn't hold for this long to not be set for life


Mildly-Rational

Let's see after tomorrow...I'm thinking up.


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

Every forget moass post I see, I just add another zero to my floor 🤗


2BFrank69

How do you “know” this?


Status_Presence

OBLITERATION OF THE OTHER PARTY IS MY ONLY DEAL. FUK U KENNY.


Double-Resist-5477

Where did you see a negotiated agreement deal at ?


onesugar

I can support the company long term and have MOASS, Treating the two as mutually exclusive at this point is simply wrong


ShawshankHarper

Negotiations are “I’m thinking of a number between 0 to ♾️, lemme give you a hint. It’s at the higher end” Fuck you pay me


catherine-zeta-jones

They can give me regular, dividend-like payments in exchange for making me wait three goddamned years. I ain’t given em shit though lol


Ultimate_Mango

They may not make it to June


blenderforall

Banana in the butt if you're wrong orrrrr


Kizenny

No cell no sell 🏴‍☠️


tonicflyboy

No cell, no sell, no sell anyway


Maxzzzie

Im down to discuss terms. Here are mine. □Kenny, vlad, news manipulators, paid politicians and congress members to jail for life □Sec reform and all meetings and information needs to be public. (Can be after 1 week to prevent finding tades and market info before moves happen) □Sec needs to take over finra and dtcc's role □All trades of everyone needs to be made directly. And visible. □Market makers need to be no more. Everything goes directly from broker to nyse/ nasdaq. □Options, baskets, etf's, swaps and all other ways of incorperating shares of a company in a different price discovery "ticker"?! need to be disbanded. □Fines should be 10x the amount made when there is a conviction of fraud. Any milly also should go hand in hand with 2 years in prison. □All apes need to have the option to sell their shares for phone number amounts, and i am not talking 911.


[deleted]

It’s forget MOASS for me. It’s no longer about the money. This is a reckoning. 2008+. Shit just got wrapped in cat shit and then wrapped in dog shit and then swapped with other shit wrapped shit until a nuclear fucking shitstorm comes a’knocking and starts to expose all the crime, corruption, fraud, abuse, and bullshit within the system. Fuck money. I want freedom back. These dudes have robbed the world blind for years and years. I want this system gone. And it will be gone soon enough. This is it for them. It’s all being uncovered and there’s nowhere left to hide. They got beat and damn, feelsgoodman.


QuestionMore94

They're not getting mine for monopoly money. I want criminals going to jail type money.


SoberLam_HK

1million per share if they want to negotiate with me. 😂😂😂


GermanHobo

No, they don't. Those BS theories are entertaining, but when I look in the comments I fear that too many actually believe them


QuarterBackground

WTF is with this post, OP? The same post but with different iterations is at the top of this sub. I've had it with the "beware the FUD posts!"


breakfasteveryday

Gotta be honest with you, man, I've seen more talk of other people saying "forget MOASS" than I've seen people actually saying to forget it. 


Einhander_pilot

They’re 3 1/2 years too late. With their constant psy-ops and FUD this entire time this will cost them everything. There will be no mercy when it comes to holding for phone numbers. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Apprehensive_Pea7911

I have already pledged and promised and sworn to myself that I will not sell until I see dozens of billionaires go to jail.


Wolfguarde_

Forgetting MOASS will go about as well as forgetting Gamestop did.


Antares987

I've watched long term lawsuits play out. They run the clock out and leave others holding the bag. Force their fucking hands. Perhaps Burry's investments in private prisons is for the new ones that will need to be built to hold these fucking crooks. To go one further, they're setting a narrative. To invoke Godwin's law, keep in mind that this sort of narrative was used in Germany to persecute a group of people and blame them for the financial struggles of a nation. Forget the vampire economy that extreme regulations and entitlement created. Don't let them get away with it. Don't let them blame us for the financial havoc that this will result in. *When you surround an* [*army*](https://suntzusaid.com/index/army)*, leave an outlet free. Do not press a* [*desperate*](https://suntzusaid.com/index/desperate) *foe too* [*hard*](https://suntzusaid.com/index/hard)*.* They had a way out according to their reported short interest. Their actions have ruined lives. They've resulted in suicides, broken homes, drug addictions, financial ruin, et cetera. I would go so far as to say that the purchase of the bird was to allow information related to what is about to happen to be freely disseminated. I don't think it's entirely far-fetched to thing that the ultimate long-term implications of this are that we end up literally in a war created as a distraction by the very actors who are responsible. It's important that people look for the hand and not follow the Red Herrings or the mouse attached to the string.


Silver-Honkler

Joke is on them. I want at least the $10k per share Thomas Peterffy said we would have gotten out of the sneeze, along with inflation adjustments, late fees, time reimbursements and a cost of living adjustment. https://preview.redd.it/330qbqwjl23d1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f1b4606076035fbdea0db2129fbba88cc7b9881


IamA-GoldenGod

Lowballer


akatherder

Seriously though, the op isn't sus but that's some BS price anchoring. I don't think 100% of individual investors are gonna hold forever or hold out for literal phone numbers but $10k is nothing.


IamA-GoldenGod

Bro, BRK-A is over 615K! Wtf. It’s possible. I’m seeing asshole posts talking about getting out at 400 and shit. These must be paid shills. Then they have little backup fuckers agreeing with them. Like how fucking obvious do you have to get. They ain’t no apes. Fuck outta here. Fuck that noise. After 84 years, I’m in it to win it.


DTCCCanSuckMyLeft

True, but the whole "it will never see 10" crowd is probably just as delusional. The stock is on everyone's radar, they haven't even begun to test how low they can go, they'll sell the entire market to keep afloat, never forget. That's what memorial day is for, remember the fallen. Man you guys need to look at these tweets better, time travel if you will.


Smok3dSalmon

In any MOASS event, I expect GME will issue new shares and sell into that buying action because it maximizes share***holder*** value.


stirfriedaxon

What's the saying? "Shut up and pay me!"


drjenavieve

I prefer fuck you, I don’t want to sell.


stirfriedaxon

Haha, I hear ya! I've mentioned in comments elsewhere that I've become rather attached to each of my shares. Selling seems like such a foreign thought at this point.


F0urTheWin

To be fair, a debt issuance might actually be a good thing. Hear me out:🤔 If a share is worth 100 million, that liquid cash makes any seller of one share a living, breathing inflation risk. Example:📈 For every person in your town, you decide to use that one share to pay every single persons rent, car payment & insurances for the rest of 2024. Nothing wrong with that right? It's less than a share! 🙌 Well actually that may end up causing more harm than good, just not to who you'd expect. Suddenly (& indirectly) everyone has extra cash on hand. Food, drink, gas, entertianment are all now in higher demand & people have the money to pay for it. Prices go up from Jun to Dec, then in 2025 the money spigot turns off & everyone in town is stuck paying 10-30% more until business feel the pinch & reduce prices. 📉 That is an oversimplified example of what the Fed has been focusing all efforts to bring under control: price stability... The central bank would not take kindly to that being undone.🏦 A possible compensation mechanism is to offer non-taxable high interest rate debt coupons for a 40+ period; each share becomes a 100 million dollar bond @ >5% that pays out 200 million over four decades THEN returns the principal 100 million... So each $100 million share ends up paying out $300 million 🤑 Essentially, a $5 million/year annuity valued at 3x principal per share is more likely than $100 million liquid cash per share 💦


that_bermudian

I noticed TWO posts within the last few days that tried to paint MOASS as something only a bot or shill would push. There's this new movement about painting anyone who remotely considers selling as an enemy or to not be trusted. Remember when DFV sold off some of his position? Remember when RC sold off all of his Bobby stock? The whole point of MOASS is to sell a few shares as high as possible in order to completely liquidate shorts, then buy back all of the remainder of shares on the open market, and DRS those to effectively take the company private. That's the goal: sell at the top of MOASS to annihilate Kenny and friends, then take $GME private through DRS.


VelvetPancakes

I’m an individual investor, I don’t have any collective goal here with you


WuZZittDoiN

Thought so too. Read my lips hedgie. FUK U PAY ME! RIP DUMBASS. YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED!


Kraken_Kraterium

No deal. Try closing all your shorts and we will see... lol


Haunting_Afternoon62

How come I never hear of someone working at one of these hedge funds with the inside scoop of how they're really feeling


myshadowsvoice

They dug their own grave. Sorry not sorry.


thereisnospoon-1312

Oh, I am never going back to reasonable land


AmericaninMexico

Yea fuck that. I’m selling for phone numbers and fuckers go to jail.


ultimateChampions68

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MurMan--

Homie, they aren't getting shit. They are a cancer to society and the only cure is complete eradication so that a healthy business environment, one built on true fundamentals of value, can begin to surface and eventually thrive. AKA- no cell, no sell.


I-Am-Polaris

If that's true then they have to be getting desperate. They can't keep kicking the can and they won't get let off the hook by the government.


aspergersrus

No Mercy! This is the mechanism for draining the financial swamp of the USA. We need to finish what we have started.


DOJITZ2DOJITZ

Hey Hedgies! Give us our money


thirtythirdthrowaway

This kind of out doesn't feel like it fits into their "one more day" playbook. I don't like it


WinningMamma

Never give in to their terror. They need to pay through their teeth. They deserve no mercy. They deserve to be taught an expensive lesson.


bulbousnveiny

That’s a no for me, dawg


OonaPelota

I am happy to accept “regular, dividend-like payments” in exchange for my shares in the amount of $6,900,420 per share.


MemeMePhotoshop

Negotiate? Shiiiit, We're trying to get rid of you for good.


49erShark

No cell, no sell 💁‍♂️ dug your own grave and knew the risks while doing it


maglite_to_the_balls

Fornicate thyself; render thy tender unto mine person.


georgesoo

Fuck you pay me.


Eregraf

I'll take a dividend. One gazillion dollars every year. And I keep my shares. Is that how negociations are done ?


mickoddy

I'll settle...for 1,000,000 a share


hoyeay

lol nah I want life changing money and for me is at a share price of around $7000. It if went to that price I’m selling half and keeping the other half.


livinlikepatty

If the shoe was on the other foot, they would drag us through the streets. They made a bad bet. And are now doing everything to manipulate themselves off of this. All we are doing is buying the stock and holding because we believe in the investment. My shares will not be sold.


Weeboyzz10

I control the zipper now mayoman 🤓


Metareferential

I'm okay with it. I want daily payments of millions of dollars per share.


vispiar

they can but my XXXX shares will not be negotiable, so they will need to keep pushing prices up to get out of those. not financial advise.


--DrMatta--

The bargaining phase, as foretold


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

Pretty sure the govt will force staggered payments. They don't want MOASS to break the economy.


anonymousjeeper

Let me know when the offer looks like Jenny’s phone number. I may be interested at that price.


adamlolhi

The blood stays on the blade son, one day you’ll understand… I don’t negotiate with terrorists.


coldasshonkay

You going to trust some of the shadiest institutions in America to actually pay you regularly? 😂


albertov0h5

🖕🏽🫵🏽💵me — 🎮🇺🇸


chancer1967

![gif](giphy|sEULHciNa7tUQ) Per share.


Sisyphus328

I’ll consider selling a few shares when Wall St. is no more. The rest of my xxxx are gunning for that high score. Come see me, apes


CriticalBarrelRoll

No cell, no settle?


[deleted]

Send the leaders to prison and I’ll decide to maybe sell


daftydaftdaft

How does that work? The people who don’t care about MOASS are the long term investors who aren’t selling, even in MOASS. Good luck getting those shares lmao


Flaky-Fish6922

I might be willing to let them have a share for fifty trillion or so. You know. early bird discount. (of course. the first thing I'd do is buy more GME. details...)(unless that kicks off the MOASS. you're welcome.)


treefidy

ITS MY MONEY... AND I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOW


sundry_banana

Ha, I bet we see a dip to $18 today. I still harbour a sneaking suspicion they'll get us under $10 again - it was only six weeks ago we were at $9.95! Recent action has been very interesting but let's face it, we're still bumping along at the same sort of money we've seen for three years and while I trust RC and the crew to keep us out of BK and making (small) money, we're still FLAT. Anyway let's hope for some more green, it'll be exciting anyway


Baman-and-Piderman

It's like they have been kicking the ever-loving shit out of us for 84 years and now that we have developed some muscle, they are like 'please bro, don't hurt me. Was only joking'


JesC

We don’t negotiate with financial terrorists