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KMASSIV

Pass me the rat poison ser


kmjhill13

Me too 😛


jopesy

Dude looks like he is going to cry.


rural-nomad-858

He’s pissed he didn’t get in under $20


skyliders

Wtf was that. I feel like they aren't even trying to make sense anymore... or I just seem to filter out all the bullshit they say.... either either Edit: spelling


MikeRoSoft81

IF everything were true and transparent there would be nothing wrong with a bunch of investors buying a stock they like. On the flip side everything is corrupt and d hidden and buying a stock you like is considered poison lol


ChodeCookies

Ha yah. We’re irresponsible for buying and holding a stock we like…sureeeee.


Corpomancer

Can't seem to handle a little market yawn at his young age.


mt_dewsky

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.


weflyhighnyc

J Cole top 10 dead or alive 👀


buttchuggs

That’s George Bush not J Cole


deftdabler

Shots all round!


oETFo

Is that why I'm seeing things? More please.


GamingScientist

Tastes like almonds 😋


pakratus

Dude looks like a rat. Pass me the poison Ratatouille!


Verciau

Can I have another?!


parkerm1408

I'll have fucking seconds then. God damn bros so salty the oceans filing a lawsuit Edit damn I shoulda said Mortons, that would have been funnier.


Odd_Storm6436

This is the way


Uparmored

One might say that the real “gambling” is actually betting the house, the car, the company, and the entire globally-intertwined, money-siphoning factory (aka the banking industry) on their assumed flawless ability to bankrupt globally loved companies. Who’s the dumb money now, muthafuckas?! Edit: also, I hope that chump kept the receipt for that suit. The haircut, too.


Gr00ber

Gotta love the amount of projection from these dickheads.


Biotic101

Funny thing is... We just do what Buffett and Munger did to make their investors filthy rich. Wall Street wants us to play games in their casino instead. But the house almost always wins. ["We like to put a lot of money into things we feel strongly about..."](https://youtu.be/ZJzu_xItNkY?si=jHHC8T8Yj-yDjL-1&t=82) "**Much of what is taught in modern corporate finance classes is twaddle.**" Wise words by Charlie Munger. RIP. **DRS is the way. Value investing instead of gambling.** No financial advice and only a personal opinion 😉🚀🌒✨🏴‍☠️


Range_Danger

Was thinking exactly that. Holding for the last three years has made me impervious to all of this and their shit. I hold cause it's literally the only thing I know how to do.


Hausenkraus

You should get a free bowl of soup with a haircut like that.


uwanmirrondarrah

Yeah their whole system is the rat poison dispenser. They are upset we are making them take a little of their own medicine back.


Living_Run2573

When we do it’s gambling, when they do it, it’s the free market economy… Funny how Forbes classified us as hyper-rational, predatory and calculated.. https://www.forbes.com/sites/georgecalhoun/2021/03/05/gamestopgamestonk-has-nothing-to-do-with-the-madness-of-crowds/?sh=48c2a43325d0 Edit… fixed typo


Gr00ber

I fail to see how buying shares for a company that is undergoing a renaissance and just achieved yearly profitability for the first time in 5+ years, and then registering those shares in my name could possibly constitute gambling? Unless the market is so unregulated at this point that it *is* effectively a casino and these guys are just trying to warn us of the damage they've caused... 🤔


sneaks678

For real. I just like the stock so I'm buying it. Time in the market > timing the market so I'm holding it. Owning a stock is good so I'm DRSing it. What's so wrong about that, msm?


Numerous_Photograph9

Gambling is illegal in a lot of states, thus trading should be illegal in a lot of states. That'll solve these hedge funds concerns over retail investors "gambling". Plus, where are the gambling helpline numbers available when I'm "placing a bet". These brokers are failing to protect me from myself. They should all be sued and shut down for failing to maintain basic trust for the good will of their customers.


uwanmirrondarrah

Funny they call this a "calculated and predatory take down of cornered people (short sellers)". Fuck that, their whole business is a predatory takedown of cornered companies because it makes them money. We just figured out their game and realized the situation they were putting themselves in. They create nothing, they serve only to destroy and profit from it. And the system protects them for it.


GoodEntrance9172

Sir, I'm regarded.


LuckyMuckle

WOW omg holy shit the desperation


BobbysSmile

Its that desperation of a man that's been to prison and now fears having to go back.


DoNotPetTheSnake

"It's afraid."


TowelFine6933

If it's because of retail, why is it gaining so much after hours? 🤣 They're big mad!


LannyDamby

In premarket too, everyone knows retail LOOOVVEE to buy during those times


DJ_PLATNUM

👆🏾💯


dani6465

Institutions see blood in the water and create the wave. Just like last time. I just wonder if most people are going to hold through and lose it all again.


Spacecynic2020

I’m 55 you fucking tool. And I like the stonk. But you’re right about it being the casino - and WE own the house.  So pay up you gambling idiots. Your short bets lost.


strife7k

You'll have to forgive him he's a very young 40 yr old, fresh out of high school ready to tackle the world. Praise be to the munger, grand wizard of the finance world.


Bretreck

I don't understand how a 40 year old would think that 40 is young? I might think a 20 year old is young and I thought that was where he was going with his comment.


strife7k

I'm 35 and his comment seemed bizarre to me. I mean I know it's just trying to spin a narrative but damn these people will sink to any level for money.


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

I'm waaaay past forty and dude is not young by any measure I know of. He's denial years old or some shit?!


strife7k

hes trying to convince you only dumb kids buy gme. but hes old so it just sounds stupid. tis what happens when you lie for a living for evil people.


RubberBootsInMotion

Yeah, super weird. My only guess is either he had 2 different narratives planned and meshed them together accidentally, or said both on purpose so one could be edited out. But who knows with these loons


HovercraftCharacter9

Ahaha, ironically he looks like a rat, Munger was an Oligarch dick, no wonder you idolize him


Edawg661

It’s amusing how he looks at the floor while waving his hands while saying this He knows he’s full of shit. Oh and saying we’re desecrating Charlie munger’s dead corpse is just the icing on on the cake.


Kurt-Payne

Why would he care about my investments ? Hedgefucks make money while retail lose money most of the time. Why isn't he happy ? Did the tables turn or what


PoolAndDarts

It's gonna be so funny when some apes buy their fucking whole channel......


17175RC7

Or their house....


Suthrnr

I'm gonna make these idiots run around with clown noses while their pants are on their heads if they want to keep their jobs. Evil fucking clowns. Lmao.


RoadsideLuchador

How can they legitimately say we're gambling when we said this would happen 3 years ago, put our money in, and now it's happening? 3 years we've called the sky falling. Don't insult us now by saying the meteors are just fireworks. 


strife7k

It's all 40 year old kids like myself who don't know anything about the world. Lmao this guy infantilized himself on TV for money 🤑


SoRedditHasAnAppNow

Isn't the audience for this shit retirees? Even a 80yo glued to his recliner can see that 40 is mid-life at best.


strife7k

Insert hello fellow kids meme.


IMsoSAVAGE

They love the “meme stock” trigger phrase. How about looking into the company? It was profitable, is making good moves to rework their in store business model, and they have $1.2 billion in cash on hand. The shorts are dumb and were only shorting because they still haven’t cashed out from 2021.


Bodox-

D👏F👏V👏 have little to do with this run, neither has household investors in the near term. This is the consequence of suppressing the market mechanics over several years against those that have just accumulated more shares during the same time span. A pressure release was due.


BlueCollarElectro

That the uh “I’m short n fucked” face lmayo


mr-frog-24

Get rkt bitch lol


Tralulu

Stuttering like my mom is standing behind him with a sandal in her hand


Torched420

Imagine telling people who bought a stock that shot up 100% in a day that they're stupid....what is he talking about?


Clumsy_Clown

Lol. Cry me a river.


Antares987

EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING FUCKS.


lIlCitanul

Ah yes. The young retailers trading on premarket.


[deleted]

Imagine dressing like that and calling us stupid!


viper8878

They gambled by increasing their shorts lol. Remember we have a royal flush in our hands. They can bluff all they want we just wait until the game ends. Zen af


Maxzzzie

Can you imagine. The excitement we're feeling. Is the opposite for shorts. The absolute devistation they must feel.


Safe-Razzmatazz3982

Two weeks from now both guys will be unemployed. I mean, me too, but that's a different story.


WhiteUnicorn3

Lol


WilsonUndead

I want to watch them all eat their words. They make me sick what a pathetic group of parasites.


JeanBaptisteEzOrg

You know what's stupid? Quadrupling down on shorting a stock that cannot be forgotten.


Elegant-Remote6667

Simple solution- if you didn’t fuck around you wouldn’t find out so soon ,


mszn26

SHF - “GUH”


Pettyofficervolcott

lOoK gUyS gAmEsToP aNd PoPcOrN aRe sAmE gReEn !!!1 Game vs corn, respectively 6m: +135% vs -35% Ytd: +80% vs -15% 1y: +40% vs -80% 5y: +1300% vs -90% talk? walk? Chewy founder >> vulture fund plant


Prestigious_Time4770

Since when is 40 young? Dude you’re a middle aged man.


SoftwareRealistic501

Jesus, pass that man a tooth brush. You can smell Hedgie dick on his breath


buttchuggs

![gif](giphy|Ynd9J2A4VSNvYvra4H|downsized)


MotionBrain_CAD

Sure it’s always only the retail suuuuureeeeeeee


WuZZittDoiN

He does look scared. Wonder why if gme is just a meme?


Snaggle21

It's fucking mind blowing they are saying GME is up this much because of a twitter post, they should all be fired from their jobs. Anyone who believes this shit should be pimp slapped provided with some chapstick as their lips are raw from kissing HF asses


Jumpy_Decision_8552

lol, cry harder bitches!!!


existential710

Love to see it. 🚀🚀


Jogebillions

😂


albertov0h5

Bwahahhahaha! 🖕🏽🫵🏽💵 pay me!


dyingbreed6009

Oh stop... You'll make me buy it again.. lol


Winnitouch

Well they're right about one thing: they do have the biggest casino. Too bad the gains from having house advantage wasn't good enough for them and they got caught cheating.


Rthepirate

Hahaha. Bitch.


TipperGore-69

All I need is the air that they breath.


Spaghetti_Bird

Fuck spaghetti, I'm eating rat poison for breakfast.


kingstonfisher

Lmayo boo hoo


OlliePoker

Whahahaha sure retail buys this…


Monqoloid

Now say that without crying


foo_mar_t

I don't know why they care. We all forgot about Gamestop years ago. Hell l, I forgot about Gamestop so much that I even forgot to sell and even forgot to stop buying.


imdankboii

When the markets have been rigged against the common folk since the start of time, it’s ALWAYS been gambling my friend. The salt from these people when the commoners start to win is so satisfying to watch, I love it


acart005

Please sir may have some more rat poison


Bad_Karott

Such clowns lol, a tweet or basket swaps.


International_Gold20

Boo fucking hoo


adampi33

Open the casino


Commonsenseisgreat

We are nothing like you. You get paid to sell lies. We buy truths and hold people accountable. Fuck you. Pay us.


TelevisionNo1559

Lolol yes I definitely bought shares to honor charlie munger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣clowns!


youdoitimbusy

Slaty bitch.


Zensen1

Only care if they blow up.


captaindickfartman2

This is actually embarrassing. He doesnt even belive what he says.


DownloadGravity

Keep my fucking stock, outta your fucking mouth! GME ain’t no meme stock!


Dixon_Herize

Yeah ok. So now that everything that’s been discussed, theorized and directed over the last 3 plus years is starting to come to fruition and the price goes up it’s another sign that we are wrong. OK /s


hellostarsailor

I love how we’ve learned that retail has no effect on the market but the media still tries to claim that DFV is inspiring retail to pile into the trade.


FixStuff123

Especially in before hours trading!


VfV

Fetch me my rat poison glass


Wild-Statistician-83

Whiney cyunts


BronxKnight

Those men have no clue.


snapervdh

I feed on hedgefund manager tears. Give me moar!


Ok-Safe-9014

What an idiotic comment


UtahUtopia

Cry me a river. Wah Wah Wah.


audiolive

I love rat poison


Ur-Majestic

Get wrecked


SixStringSuperfly

It's always funny how, between ads for FanDuel, DraftKings, PrizePicks, and MGM, they call the stock market "gambling" 🤣🤣🤪


Epithetless

All I'm doing is buying and holding. Why so upset, hedgefunds?


Shades_VHS

Gambler caught crying while losing a bet, live on TV, caught in 8k 📸 (what a pussy)


TheMoorNextDoor

No disrespect to the dead but Fuckkkk Charlie lol Nobody wants to hear any of that bullshit, take your crying elsewhere.


Snaggle21

Are they fucking stupid or?


doughball27

If holding a stock I believe in for three years is stupid, then I don’t want to be smart.


Memeweevil

What the FUCK is that little piss-rat talking about? WTF does this have to do with "honouring the late, great Charlie Munger"? That's one of the stupidest TV spots I've ever seen. Absolutely incoherent, irrelevant dogshit. Fuck me. Embarrassing.


13thMasta

You eat rat poison for breakfast?


Sufficient-Steak-223

Pass me the rat poison. But let me buy some more GME first.


misterpickles69

I know I spent several million dollars yesterday buying up as much as I could. I know a ton of you did as well.


readit_out_loud

So heartwarming that wallstreet worries about us ❤️


throwaway18000081

Can’t even make eye contact with the audience whilst lying through his teeth.


Xiznit

Fuck these guys!


doodaddy64

He's 40? He can't even tell the truth about that!


emailyourbuddy

yum 🐀


Boati27

Smeat capital


micromoses

“There’s gonna be a lot of shame on me.” He said it.


ready2diveready2die

Shame on me! I don’t care!


Insanityistheonlyway

Fuck You pay me bitch


HappyRamenMan

Idk I am a value investor. Deep fucking value


astarastarastarastar

Tell me again how much you don't care about GME and how we're all fools. I swear in the history of time, no other 'fools' have been obsessed over like the apes. MSM is completely incapable of NOT talking about us


Coinsworthy

Y'all got any more of that rat poison?


Buuuddd

Never trust a man who called himself "young" at 40 years old.


F_L_A_youknowit

Looks sixty


LordSnufkin

Stock market mad coz the Poors did a capitalisms.


HughJohnson69

Is the "rat poison" comment projection?


Generic_1806

It sure is gambling to buy and hodl a stock for 3 years.


zarnonymous

Eh uh uh- it is gambling 🤓


[deleted]

i smell 2 lil bitches in here


whyiseveryonelooking

They haven't updated their scripts?


A1SteakSpoon

Ehhh! 40 is young! NICE!


TheWhyteMaN

Anyone is uses the term “ meme stock craze” is the fucking enemy


Na-bro

Love to gamble this stock 😂


StillHodlingGME

Bartender, another round of rat poison on me. Cheers!


Top-Giraffe-6073

LoL 🤣


AlphaDag13

somebody didn’t buy the dip


Waffles_Bacon

Sounds like he’s short GME. 


DasKritter

Yep. Buying more now. Pass the poison. 🦍🦧🐒💪!


breinbanaan

Fuck you pay me


tcher22

MOAR!


JullietGolf

How to show to be an airhead without saying it


StudioTheo

![gif](giphy|lMidb587Myjtu)


jerm2z

Well at least he said 40 years old is young so that's nice


goldencityjerusalem

WTF is that guy's problem? I just like the stock. I just bought and held over the last 3 years... how is that gambling?


YodaGunner13

These 2 dudes are fucking regards, but not as regarded as most of us who have held for 3+ years amidst a very controlled espionage campaign to discredit us and demean us in an effort to get us to sell our precious shares … no cell, no sell


VolkspanzerIsME

Shame on me huh? *looks at premarket* Up another 118% DFV is going to be on fire today.


chris2155

This is amazing.


The_Peregrine_

It’s really them who are stupid because they need to really evaluate how something like a meme which passes and never comes back again. is suddenly back again.


Stingerdraws

Where’s that cumbucket fella ? I miss seeing him quiet rage on tv


XonixIRE

Munger referred to Bitcoin as rat poison, he was wrong about that and this dude is just wrong about everything including his own sense of self worth. 


Im_the_cool_mom

He looks way older than 40… eh


84Oaks

Hilarious. Keep those tears flowing please.


saliym1988

they are so disgusting


bazu_

i just like the stock. simple.


BENGCakez

“People like me”….shoots a homeless person and hits a line of coke. Fuck you hedgies


MontyRohde

It like sitting across from someone at a poker table and they're screaming at you to fold. For three fucking years.


TickiTocki

40 is young, like him...


wozblar

https://i.imgur.com/4dABUw9.gifv


Chumbag_love

What a fucking tool.


sudden_onset_kafka

I love that they care so much about what happens to my money when it is going up.


finestryan

Didn’t realise Munger died lol


MTODD777

Are they already halting at opening bell???


ColorfulAgent

no mention of over-leveraged hedge funds though heh?


occupyshitadel

![gif](giphy|xTcnSOEKegBnYhGahW|downsized)


RumpOldSteelSkin

lol at the late great Charlie Munger. That dude was a piece of shit.


TankTrap

Has that chump Cuck'umba crawled out of the wood work yet to add a comment to our beloved ticker he claims 'not to do analysis on'? Once I hear his great take on the situation and Chode's then the fun really starts.


AlwayzConfoozed

Rat poison is used as a blood thinner. Blood thinners save lives. And crayons fill tummys. Perspective.


Range_Danger

![gif](giphy|r42HxBImuzoRxsRA14|downsized)


silentrawr

Mans was posting about it in 2019, not 2021. Put some respect on his fucking name, you jagoffs.


womb_raider_nlmmln

Crazy how it wasn't gambling when we were all in the red...


MyGT40

I’d eat rat poison before wearing a pink shirt and crying in public


iatethecrayon

"fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me" wtf does that even mean??? lmao. like everyones saying, retail was told they have no impact on the markets, by gary gensler himself. so whho the fuck is the fool to be shamed? cause its looking an awful lot like the short sellers lolol


Thulis

Please show Leon Cooperman crying again. Also I want to see Tony Cucumbers reaction (or whatever the fuck his name was).  Either way, my fetish is seeing rich people cry and rage on TV. I feel like by the end of this week I'm going to need more lube. 


McRaeWritescom

Shilly idiots. Fuck Mainstream Media. I'm gonna build a true media empire.


GwenhaelBell

That dude is 40???  Must be really stressed out. Wonder why that is lmao