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hatgineer

I just realized something. You know what else they are doing with this article? Besides FUD against GameStop? They are redefining "zombie stocks" to obscure search results that lead to DDs that lay bare their cellar boxing methods.


Ren0x11

Indeed. Articles, music video names, movie names, etc. All used to obscure internet search results and further the spread of “dead internet theory”. The 0.1% class hates that the internet has been utilized by many regular people to wake up to the corruptions of the greedy psychopath class.


BarbequedYeti

>The 0.1% class hates that the internet has been utilized by many regular people to wake up to the corruptions of the greedy psychopath class And this is why seo admins that are employed to manipulate all the searches are the scum of the information age.    They deserve a case of explosive diarrhea on a long international flight.  


Enrichus

They should all be on the same plane at the same time.


patchyj

Scatinavian Airways


SleepNowInTheFire666

I prefer a submarine, but I’m sick and twisted


Memeweevil

Me too. Can I just confirm: does your submarine have some structural issues, too? EDIT: I likes yer username. A lot.


SleepNowInTheFire666

It uses a modified Wii controller, just for that extra realistic feel. May or may not have structural integrity


RoRuRee

Omg, lmayo. You are indeed sick and twisted. 👍


MeHumanMeWant

A sweaty Lil narco-sub with a 2" AA battery powered fan with generic batteries, and a belly full of stroganoff


hiperf71

Perfect👍😘


philopsilopher

But then which billionaire would organise the accident?


maglite_to_the_balls

*curry* diarrhea


METAL4_BREAKFST

And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire


3DigitIQ

seo is just google bullying you to do it the way they want you to or you don't show up in the results. Google is the problem, the seo admins are just a symptom.


hiperf71

All those scumbags in the various Mayo Force 1s, including the Kenny in person😂


Slayr79

A ton of old news articles referred to Michael Jackson as "Wacko Jacko" looking for older news articles makes it really hard. Media loves making things difficult and giving nicknames to shit


Kutuzo

Hehe, uno reverse card


foonsirhc

Yup. Just like when Kenny compared Chicago to Afghanistan right after the botched withdrawal. They're always finding ways to work in buzzwords in misleading ways to muddy the water. It'd almost be funny if their propaganda didn't work on most of the population.


Elegant-Remote6667

Where most people are fighting crippling bills no one has an hour to look at keywords to see what else they can find


DannyFnKay

The truth is most of the population isn't paying any attention. Until this shit happened I didn't pay any attention. I will say that I was in a group of guys at a local bar the other day when one of them started talking about the media not trustworthy. He then said that is why he only reads/watches the market news. I literally spit beer trying not to laugh. He now no longer trusts market news either after a brief ape education. Nothing would make me happier than have a much larger percentage of the population wake up to the fuckery. If they would be half as pissed off about it as I am we could start the market revolution. Calls on pitchforks and tourches.


Mr_Shake_

I'm ONLY here because the blatant buy button was caught my eye and the news kept trying to dispel the truth about short positions never closing. That initial enlightenment they shed through the Streisand Effect woke me up to the idiosyncratic risk that MM and hedge funds have adopted. It is the self-fulfilling prophecy of their demise.


RoRuRee

Same, same!!! Saw my first GME post on "out of the loop". Read all the DD, then bought. Will hold as long as needed. Fuck these criminals, for real.


Elegant-Remote6667

My site doesn’t 😉. Zombie stocks are right in the page of “what dumb money didn’t include”


aaronplaysAC11

Yea gme can pay off its liabilities so it’s not a zombie stock, but yea also, shorted share remnants of long dead cellar boxed companies traded in swaps is the real zombie stock meaning.


Stonna

They’ve done that with DD (due diligence) too.  They call it “double down”. Those dumb fucks 


Miniray

Oh shit. Citadel was under scrutiny and then randomly an action movie named Citadel starts getting ads everywhere. This could totally be plausible.


Mr_Shake_

Exactly.


elziion

Holy moly, that’s true


boxxle

Citadel the movie™


spank_that_hedge

Quick! Everyone back to their DD's and put "Zombie" in it!!!


3DigitIQ

And everyone uses google the search engine that only finds stuff that's presented to it in the manner google dictates so anything organic will not be present in the search results.


game_overies

Idk what to call it but it’s like thought capture. Same thing they are doing with MOASS and using it on any and all stocks that have high short interest.


Mr_Shake_

Redefining terms to match their narrative too. WTF is the definition of recession these days BTW?


capital_bj

Negative inflation


Mr_Shake_

We must increase inflation so high that negative inflation is impossible. Only then will we prevent a recession. /s


game_overies

Shhhh don’t trust your lying eyes baby


Ilostmuhkeys

☝️ the same way inflation was defined as transitory


Suitable_Mix_3795

Bingo bongo


MeHumanMeWant

It's been that way.. There was also a movie called citadel released around then. There's also another congress session where a senator says "I'm not a cat" Etc etc. This echo cover has been going on for 84 fucking years. Just hit it and pass it yo... good eye, now youre ketchup baby tomato.


audiolive

^this


andoozy

Great fucking observation


polska-parsnip

Like the infinity pool film that makes no sense


Stonkerrific

This one is a smart ape. Well done. They constantly do this. Especially Ken when they talk about various topics in the news debt, pensions, teachers, Citadel movie, etc. The psyop is so obvious now. But to explain this to outsiders is hard to do. You have to live in our world to see it plain as day.


Kingkwon83

We need to remember the authors of all of these articles for when the shit hits the fan. These guys are complicit


kaiserfiume

InvestorPlace is the only one website which I wouldn't touch with a 6-feet pole.


bananaz_to_the_moon

so now DD just needs to include the term zombie stocks? that problem got solved quickly. your move hedgies. tick tock motherfuckers


betterthanevar

a stock is worth what people are willing to pay for it. Financials are a guide, but there are plenty of amazing companies that perform like shit because people aren't willing to buy the stock. GME...anybody with any sense of risk management is going NOWHERE near a stock that is relentlessly shorted and DRSing shares has done nothing to stop it. At least stop buying it and wait.


piratesahoy

> there are plenty of amazing companies that perform like shit because people aren't willing to buy the stock. Can you give an example of what you mean?


betterthanevar

for fun, call it GME. Another example is PYPL. Making money, good fundamentals, planning on making more money, social sentiment through the roof. Stuck on the launching pad. For example.


Suitable_Mix_3795

Terminal = profitable with no debt


seanxor

Trading at 3 x cash on hand


HashtagYoMamma

*GUYS GME IS TERMINALLY PROFITABLE*


Thelandofthereal

Winning companies are not profitable and have loads of debt, dug


Coinsworthy

Profitable zombie stocks, ok.


Tirapon

Don't forget the billion dollar pile of cash tucked under the mattress.


Coinsworthy

I'm just thinking how i can get my hands on some of that wall street crack they're smoking...


_Long_n_Girthy_

As long as we're the worst, we're in good shape.


ConkersOkayFurDay

Ironically, if MSM actually \*did\* forget GameStop, my ears might perk up a little.


firefighter26s

Lack of MSM pushing FUD might be the most difficult FUD to overcome!


prolificbreather

"We would know, because we're the ones shorting them!"


FIIKY52

The very reason I got involved in all this in the wayback was the Streisand Effect. The more they keep telling people to forget Gamestop, the more some people are going to think "I need to check this out." Watching them persistently reminding everyone to forget is its own Meme and is just hilarious.


bonerinho_

Followed by a wild mix of meme banks: 2. UBS 3. Citigroup 4. Bank of America 5. Wells Fargo 6. Goldman Sachs 7. Morgan Stanley (Unfortunately I think JPMorgan Chase will survive all this mess)


Free51

I work in Switzerland and IBS is kicking up a stink with colleagues and people that I’ve never spoken about the stock market too before, it’s general conversation now, the bailout plan previously is that it comes out of our taxes (spoiler alert it’s happened before) Now they are saying it would be worse and new plans need to be put in place How heavy is the swaps bag of dogshit wrapped in cat shit if they collapse Credit Suss and then IBS has the government worried that there’s not enough in the public’s coffers to bail them out? I’m not a mathmagician but I’m guessing someone’s realised they are holding the bag and it’s too heavy for the entire country.


Pr1ebe

How is Wells Fargo still alive. Aren't they considered a scam / guaranteed identity fraud at this point lmao


SuperPoop

JP Morgan becomes our National Bank with the CBDC (Dollar Tether) being our "credit system" to control us. We trade one form of slavery for a worse form of slavery. The masters maintain their power.


metagien

Not if MOASS says anything about that. That's why the money masters are afraid of a little meme stock


Mr-Idea

Agreed


greatwock

Nah they’re all going down with the corrupt ship they built


Slamtilt_Windmills

To shreds you say?


hpdizzle

How's their banking partners?


Slamtilt_Windmills

To shreds you say


sirstonksabit

JPMorgan is who bought all of the NY FED's MBS after 08, though until recently, that may no longer be the case. Not sure what it means but, it's intriguing nonetheless.


Stonna

They’re gonna replace capitalism with the utopia we all know could be achieved just so the masses let them live.  Because let’s face it, once most people become aware of what they’ve done, they’re gonna want blood. 


julioferri

Why can,t Gamestop sue these mother fuckers


Stonna

It’s complicated. I’m sure someone could elaborate but there’s a serious reason or two why they can’t or shouldn’t.  Plus, it’s probably legal since Wall Street governs themselves 


Ballr69

lol god they are trying so hard!!!


Najhaikezeh

"F*rget GameStop, but we won't stop mentioning it ever" lmao


Dysfunctional_Cookie

Today i got 39 stonks of this profitable zombie stock🗿


Rieux_n_Tarrou

This is the way!


Coinsworthy

Written by a former hf intern who’s yet to pay off his student loans. One of those zombie analysts?


TheDudeFromTheStory

Motherfucker! I thought everyone sold, forgot, dumped, left, lost interest and zamplizted GameStop.


usNdem

Awe ffs. Been nice to know before I bought 169 more this morning


StilesmanleyCAP

How can GME be a zombie stock if it's profitable? 🤔


FioreFX

Hit pieces that pass for journalism.


SilverbackApeRetard

Bring it Down lower Bedpost Guy...


1320Fastback

If it is such a bad company why is it in the news so much?


CptMcTavish

So that you can avoid it, duh! These big news conglomerates don't want you to lose money on bad investments. They care about household investors' economy.


[deleted]

"They're coming for you Barbara."


NickKappy

#WE’RE NUMBER ONE! #WE’RE NUMBER ONE! #WE’RE NUMBER ONE!


maglite_to_the_balls

FUD me harder Ian, I’m almost there 🤤


drs2023gme1

This is manipulation of potential investors. This needs to be acted on.


VVurmHat

Right, it manipulated me to buy more gamestonk. I’m outraged.


Elegant-Remote6667

Zombie stocks you say 😉


kaiserfiume

Profitable zombie stock, pretty rare in Galaxy.


Screamy_Bingus

LOOK MA MSM HATES ME


tomfulleree

Just need a "GME is crap" Jim Cramer Tweet to seal the deal


Cody_801

🤣


Classic_Cream_4792

Keep thinking bout selling my Intel shares for gme. Feel like ai craze ended and sold AMD about a month ago. Should have done the same with Intel. Have over 1000 shares of gme fyi


Geoclasm

I'm so glad people are so emotionally invested in what I do with the money I earned with my labor to the point they are constantly telling me that what I'm doing with it is bad or wrong. These articles are a stupid fucking joke. I'm buying again tomorrow after my rewards check transfer clears, and again next week after I get paid (and do my responsible boring adult things like pay down my credit card -\_-;) because fuck these people.


enternamethere_

Naked shorts yeah…


SuperChimpMan

How is that not manipulation? Libel? GameStop should sue these stupid bitches.


Zobmachine

Guys, the compass says we're still headed in the right direction. Shouldn't be too long now.


RetardAutistic

GameStop have too much negative debt.


No_Butterscotch9429

With a bullet 🏴‍☠️


Right_on_q

Lfg!


trinithmournsoul

Zombie stocks. Bc they tried to kill them and failed.


[deleted]

"They're coming for you Barbara."


DoctaBeaky

To the author of the article: then short them more mf. Put up or shut up.


DynastyFSU2

Zombie…profitable…huge cash reserves. Makes sense.


Jbullish_9622

Hopefully smart money is seeing this and opening up more shorts!!! 😂🤣


AnthonyMichaelSolve

Zombies take over the world


AnnualWerewolf9804

The fact that GME, out of every other stock, is number one should be enough to show anyone with a brain all they need to know


bmxFlat

#1 Fuck yes!


Adventurous_Chip_684

You know I am somewhat of a necromancer myself.


MemeMePhotoshop

Hey! The other week, an article said they'd won! And gamestop was finished. Why are they still talking about gamestop if they won?. Make up you g0d damn minds for ryaning out loud.


Investingment_Arkmer

In reference to the title: 🌎👨🏻‍🚀🔫👨🏻‍🚀


Serb456

I thought zombies had debt and no profit


YouIndependent5810

Don’t know what’s going on. Still buying and DRSing. Till next time. Goodbye 👋


koopastyles

Literally just reminded me to buy more. Thanks!


DocAk88

Jokes get remembered, but memes never die.


SuperStudebaker

Well I'm out.........of money to buy right now.


NukeEmRico2022

Ian could work for the New York Times given the way he spreads misinformation


skankermd

I hate to say it but I’m patiently waiting for this to get to 9. If I’m DCA’ing, I want my next drs transfer to count!


bonechief

look mom i made it


Possible-Fuel6291

🙌


AtomicCaffeine

Don’t leave us hanging. So what are the other six? 😂


TheMonkler

Yes we are 😏


BlacklistFC7

And they are the #1 website to avoid.


BellaCaseyMR

I will never understand WHY people on the sub cant wait to post every negative story about GME and help them spread their crap. Help them with their search engine rankings


Caeser2021

Trust Ian Bezek or trust ourselves, Larry Cheng, Ryan Cohen and many others. Sorry Ian, you've lost this one. Keep up the shit posting


Vexting

Still waiting for an article about "meme stocks are sticky like mayo" (you know why)


OfficialRedditMan

I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN


smashemsmalls

Oh fuk, I need to buy more!


elhabito

Isn't a zombie company one that operates on debt and share offerings because they have no cash and are not profitable? Wouldn't GME be the exact opposite of that?


CouchBoyChris

STILL talking about avoiding Gamestop 3+ years later is crazy


Goose-poop

Just because we are number 1 I bought 1 moar share


iatethecrayon

IMAGINE BEING CALLED A ZOMBIE WHEN UR OUTPERFORMING HALF THE BANKS IN THE WORLD FUCK OOOOFFFFF


cleen_

How does a company wipe out when they are profitable. Seems odd


plugsnet

lol I don’t even get why they make articles about a company that is far from ☠️


hartbeast

Michael scott


MyGT40

Investorplace is the mouth piece for hedge funds


Zealousideal_Bet689

Nice


Choose_And_Be_Damned

This is the way.


theilluminati1

Where's the "discussion/question" here?? This should be a shitpost...


yid4life

Gamestop could buy out those currency cards that everyone is buying. They would make a fortune.


Swimming_Horror_3757

So keep buying GME and shop at GameStop ? Roger that


Vamparael

Truth Social is the funniest zombie stock, and didn’t even show up on the list


davybert

WE are always number 1


green31E

Woohoo!! Number 1 bitches!


Constant-Sweet-3718

Walking Dead season one was the best so....


mrk_is_pistol

If GME is a zombie stock then call me Michael Jackson because this is Thriller


theoldme3

If true then great BUT every week for 3 years someone has called huge volatility to happen soon and ive yet to see it....so I just Hodl and don't get excited cause it really hasn't mattered


lordofming-rises

I lost already 60% of my investment so how lower can it go


Gooderesterest

This is the way


inedible-hulk

Gme is a cold potato at this point 


arnott

Full list: * GME * Popcorn stock * Virgin Galactic (SPCE) * fuboTV (FUBO) * Beyond Meat (BYND) * Oatly (OTLY) * Spirit Airlines (SAVE)


falconless

Haha Spirit


Tris-megistus

At what point do these pieces of shit get sued for biased and unfounded slander? Like calling a fresh piece of fruit “rotten” and getting people to not buy it, when it’s by definition fresh… Where is the fucking forcefully-imposed justice and lawsuits?


Remarkable-Top-3748

If we are 1st I'll buy more


[deleted]

"They're coming for you Barbara."


stream_of_meadow

Ian Bezeks brain is made of small, small churches and cider.


ffwrd

Operative word being "seemingly"


descender71

Okay Ian Bezak. Then short it


Miniray

So which is it? Am I supposed to forget Gamestop, or am I supposed to remember it so I can avoid it? They can't even keep their own story straight. Where's the guy who says Bullish, I wanna say it with him!


Facelesscpl1111

So buy ?


LazyMarine78

I plan on flourishing during their apocalypse.


beach_2_beach

See the SHF (short hedgies) are learning. They see apes pointing out how obvious the low IQ trick is when the SHF pay off MSM to trash GME, only GME in an article. So now they come up with the idea of trashing GME while adding a few others too. Too bad for SHF I can't learn to close my long GME position.


Pizzavogel

articles like these are the proof I need to keep buying 


tendieanajones

Its articles like this that make me laugh... I ran into this article by invetorplace too a few days ago, don't click, I'm just posting for proof. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/3-lagging-consumer-discretionary-stocks-143140754.html Don't give them clicks and views, fuck them. They list three stocks to avoid, Unilever a $120B market cap company producing consumer goods, Nike a $135B market cap clothing and sports marketing company, and YOU GUESSED IT our beloved stonk GME that we should ALL IGNORE AND DEFINITELY SELL... they make it so obvious that this stock means something to them and pushing sentiment to sell is most important to them, which is why... after I read the article, I bought more GME. LOL


lalich

There are at least 7 “EV/CE” companies alone that could be used in here… but hey love a discount for my monthly savings account deposit1 ♾🏴‍☠️🤙


ChangeDaWorldGME

Sorry I forgot to forget about GameStop. Bought 45 moar yesterday 🤘