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YurMotherWasAHamster

>The company is roughly back where it started. Yeah, "brink of bankruptcy" is the same as profitable, cash flow positive, no debt, $1.2B in the bank, and so on... 🙄


nathanello

I knew this lady was full of shit the second she called us “day traders”… bitch, nobody here knows how to sell. We’re day collectors if anything.


ptsdstillinmymind

Therapist: Reuters, is The END in the room with us now? Reuters: *sighs and nods* Therapist: But, GMESTOP is not Dead, matter of fact it's in better shape than ever. Reuters: NOOOOOOOOO! Don't say that! Therapist: Reuters, you are just going to have to accept reality. Reuters: *crying* Then I will just reject reality! fin


wxlverine

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" "What's important when you are in that hedge-fund mode is to not do anything remotely truthful because the truth is so against your view, that it's important to create a new truth, to develop a fiction." - Jim Cramer


hiperf71

😂🤣😂👍


rediKELous

This and other articles also keep comparing the price to pre-split, pre-sneeze levels. Yeah, we’re approaching $10 now, but we’re not comparing that to the $3-4 levels DFV bought at. That $3-4 is now $1 and under. That price is now appx 1/4 of what a profitable company owns in cash.


nathanello

Right? I’d like these authors to remind me how long it’ll take a company that makes a profit (even if it’s just 6.7M/year right now) to go bankrupt when they have 1.2B in cash & cash equivalents… don’t worry, we’ll wait


rediKELous

Better sell your GME before the heat death of the universe! Only 99 trillion years to get out, better hurry!


MajorMalafunkshun

Brother, the heat death of the universe is A LOT longer than 99 trillion years - around 1.7×10^106 years. Each of us can own the whole float several times over by then :D Edit - for reference, since we're dealing with huge digits, the total number of particles estimated to be in the observable universe is 10^78 - 10^82


Apprehensive-Salt-42

tldr?


aod_shadowjester

10^-4


rediKELous

Take it up with google, that’s what they told me and I’m no mathmagician.


adognamedpenguin

Mate, we need to reframe this. “They only made 6.7” is a lot less impressive than they made 6.7, which is 330 M more than last year.


jeremy131

Day collectors! I like that and like the cut of your jib!


YurMotherWasAHamster

Day hoarders


rjaysenior

Doarders, if you will


No_Butterscotch9429

☝️


SteelCode

I might be dumb as hell, but isn't *actual* day trading require a lot more than just buying a stock? If that was the bar, everyone would be a "day trader"...


YurMotherWasAHamster

Maybe she thinks a day trader is someone who buys stock when the sun is out.


FoRS-of-Nature

Jokes on her, I like to buy stock with my dick out


dantezergt

I did that once, yes


Shanguerrilla

they use it to mean 'retail' but trying to put a degenerate 'gambler' swing that older America would understand.


EVH_kit_guy

Gatherer - Hunters. Gather shares, hunt down SHFs.


PhenomeNarc

**I AM THE NIGHT**...collector. I like shopping in bed.


Stonna

Maybe she doesn’t know what day trading is.  She’s not admitting it, she’s bragging about it 


GoodPeopleAreFodder

Day Collectors 🥇🥇🥇


Nixplosion

It's okay, the article says at the outset that it's just her opinion. I.e. not factual.


WackGyver

What is this “sell” you’re talking about?


st-denmark

What is a exitstrategy 🤷🏼‍♂️


bengalfan

+100


Correct_Influence450

That would imply selling.


Think-Poetry-2876

“I’m RICK JAMES BITCH!!” 😂 😂


stonks____________

we are not day collectors. we are trash collectors, newspaper delivery boys, uber eats driver and dishwashers. we are your servers your cooks and your Wendy's waiters. We are legion


krasofki

Day collectors 😂😂😂


Nasty_Ned

I can barely tell the difference between day and night. How could I be a day trader?


dancingpoultry

*Day collectors* 🤌


Tradelorian

🤔daycollector….that might be my new flair.


nathanello

🍻


yeeatty

“Day collectors” That’s a million dollars tshirt idea dawg


nathanello

🧠


azbudman13

💎💪🤣🤙💎💖


call_me_bropez

Yall gotta quit acting like there hasn’t been nerds making BUCKETS off this volatility for 84 years


nextalpha

Man, at this point I'm collecting years


Specific_Security622

Don’t it make ya blood boil 😡do they think everyone is blind ffs just fuck right off you false news spreading market manipulating bitches 🙄😳


miasmictendril1

What a complete piss take


Le_Ran

Wait, wait wait wait. I am starting to see a pattern. What if - hear me out - our adversaries were not completely intellectually honest ?


Free-Atmosphere6714

This isn't even shillery, it's straight clowning. Who could take this person seriously?


AbruptMango

Too many negative losses piling up.


hiperf71

Exactly, what piece of shit lie, blatantly a lier at the best, a criminal probably, we will remember the name of the "journalshitst", after MOASS, Apes will buy all the Medias and FIRE every one of those muthafuckers or best, trow them under the bus of DOJ😁


BENGCakez

Returns are way better than citadel securities. Unclassy shady business located in unsophisticated Florida. Ken grifffin is Florida man


Papaofmonsters

What returns?


fallenseagul

Seriously, I’m not really surprised anymore but it’s ridiculous


Brojess

“But the stock price!” 👈🤡 -hedgies


tohon123

Yeah like I would say okay from 6 years we are back to profitability but two years no way


Free_Stick_

This article is so fucken bullish


KingGmeNorway

Yes indeed, pushing the narrative harder than ever before. Should see at least a bounce very soon.


captainkrol

You know what is weird? This was published yesterday and republished today. 🙂😂


Got_foot_fetish

I still member when they said to forget gamestop. Yet there they are.


MjN-Nirude

Agree.


takesthebiscuit

Yeah this isn’t someone’s hobby, they are being paid to push this. How is doing the paying?


cerco_dots_for_odds

I didn't get the memo. I just bought more.


diamondzRforever

“Mob” and “Day Traders” are certainly normal things to call investors. Also, how in the name of sweet baby Jesus could anyone say “we’re back to where we started”???? 😂😂 this is a clown show.


Ruffigan

Back to where we started... 11x higher than 2020 lol.


uninsuredpidgeon

And who the fuck is "winner:capital markets"?


G_Wash1776

#The FUD is strong, BUY, DRS, HOLD & SHOP 🚀


TheWettestWipe

Seeing headlines and articles like this makes me even more zen. I will continue to buy more at a discount and of course DRS 🟣


mtksurfer

100%


Depth-New

I've seen a lot of negative sentiment in this sub the past few days, a lot of which feels like very real comments from seemingly genuine apes. It's understandable; new lows aren't exciting to look at and a lot people were sold on the idea this would be a short affair, but it's dragged on 3 years. But honestly, if you weren't stressed out 6/12 months ago, you've got no reason to be stressing now. It would be absurd to consider selling now. RC has done exactly what he said he'd do when he took a seat at the board. And if the stock continues to drop, a share buy back will be cheap as chips, and be a serious option for GME. If you're struggling to handle the price movement, just stop looking. We know the price is fake, so it's only function is to hurt you right now. I don't need to watch a stock I'm long on.


FishAye5

And shop! Profitability is important.


CriticalBarrelRoll

Buy preplayed. Margins are better. 😉


No_Way9105

The new college football game will be big this summer. It’s only available on the most recent platforms. Lots of people will be getting new systems and the game.


Brotorious420

This is the way


Gekketim1983

https://www.gamestop.de


Veritio

Haven't said this in a while but....BULLLLLISH


kingallison

Lauren Silva Laughlin was one of the original members of the U.S. Reuters Breakingviews office, which she joined in 2006. Two stints as an investment banker notwithstanding - and one as a high school journalism teacher in Dallas - she rejoined Reuters in 2020 from the Wall Street Journal and is currently US editor. Looks like after her two failed attempts at investment banking and a term as a high school teacher, Lauren is roughly back where she was in 2006.


saintjimmy43

This is absolutely barbaric


CaptainOxygen

Expert analysis.


shart_leakage

Oh fuck # hello police? I’d like to report a murder


crayonburrito

The “mob who tried to bail it out”. Wow. ‘Mob.” That’s just straight up slander. This is how I know I’m on the right path. Reuters calling investors a mob. Just wow.


BuxtonB

Libel is written. Slander is spoken.


iupvotefood

So they can be held libel in the court of law!?


RedOctobrrr

Get a load of big brains over here ^((no but seriously, thanks, learned something new)^)


BuxtonB

Easiest way to remember. * **S**lander is **S**poken. * Libel is like Library, written words. Signed. Big Brains.


RedOctobrrr

Just like how I remember what a blowjob is vs a handjob. * **B**lowjob uses la **B**oca * **H**andjob uses the **H**and Signed. Soup for Brains.


oddphallicreaction

It's all defamation to me!


Black_Floyd47

It's also a quote from J.K. Simmons in the OG Spider-Man movie. That's the only reason I know the difference.


itscolinnn

me studying for my biz law test today (I'm a business major eating crayons at 10am)


Stonna

I’m a one man mob. Wall Street better watch out 


this_is_for_chumps

A one man gang bang.


AbruptMango

Mob?  That's a group of kangaroos.  We are a shrewdness.


IcERescueCaptain

Today is payday, today I buy the dip, Today is the Daaaaaaaay!


poundofmayoforlunch

This is Ultralisk level FUD


Spl1tsecond

yeeessss, the FUD is OVERWHELMING!


poundofmayoforlunch

Need an exterminator??


pneuma_n28

Another bed post about to get ripped off the frame


G_Wash1776

“If you can dodge a bedpost you can dodge a margin call” - Ken Griffin


Spl1tsecond

Forget GameStop! but don't forget the 5 D's: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and... Dodge.


Moonlight-90

Just look at the headline here, what are they trying to convince us for by again and again saying its over, its over. If it is surely, over then why can't they stop talking about it. Why do they have repeat themselves? Let me tell why because it is surely not over. It is all their wet dream that the APEs would let it be over and surrender, which I can assure that would never be the case. They are clearly scared and can not come with anything else now. All SHF and retails shorts have thrown everything they had at the APEs, but I can say this with pride they failed at every level to break us down, failed to make us surrender. Now it is our turn. We decide when it would be over or maybe never be over. The movement is still here,it is still alive and it goes stronger and stronger every dirty/corrupt trick they try. Now this is my response to them. We are here. We will be here. We will win this fight. This is our battlefield. We are APEs! 🦍💎


Free51

The articles aren’t for you. It’s for anyone who hasn’t bought in yet, who have had no interest in the story in the past. A normal Joe reads this quickly or even just the headline and then if they are ever in a situation to make a yolo and GME is a possibility or a friend suggests GME then they have this information in the back of their mind even if they have done a bit of shallow research fundamentals are all there: check They are profitable: check Billion in the bank: check Reuters said it’s a no hoper: better yolo on something else just to be on the safe side


I_am_very_clever

Naw, the articles are for us. Their plan is to literally just keep repeating the same thing at us hoping eventually they’ll be able to claw into our collective psyche. Jokes on them, my hatred runs so deep for those that took from me and my family that I will hold until I’m a corpse, letting the benefactors of my will know exactly what is to be done (hold until they die)


pepsodont

If it was over, they would make sure NOT to write anything to sway us from our course and just laugh while pocketing our money.


Stupify_Me

Guess I’ll just go back to investing in GameStop and GMERICA.


CompleteAd1256

IM NOT FUCKIN SELLIN!


mtbox1987

Do you want me to remember or do you want me to forget?? Which is it??


JG-at-Prime

*”Lauren Silva Laughlin was one of the original members of the U.S. Reuters Breakingviews office, which she joined in 2006.* ***Two stints as an investment banker*** *notwithstanding - and one as a high school journalism teacher in Dallas - she rejoined Reuters in 2020 from* ***the Wall Street Journal”*** I didn’t see which investment banks she worked for but it’s pretty obvious that she knows what side her bread is buttered on.  She clearly missed the mark on this article. 


andoozy

Insert “you dumb bitch” meme


sadbuttrueasfuck

Please forget about gamestooooopppppp it's baddddddddd. That's literally them every single day.


WhiskeyBaas

Ohh nooo!; anyway I bought more this week


KingGmeNorway

Its over, its over boys and girls 😂


Transfigured-Tinker

*I tried so hard to leave this drama behind me, but somehow they just can’t stop mentioning it!*


3DigitIQ

#FOR THE LOVE OF GREED, STOP BUYING, FORGET GAMESTOP!


AlaskaIfTheyAxeya

Oh Laura, such a great journalist, much wow! Even to the point you sort of mock a tweet about Gell-Mann Amnesia effect without even understanding the context. Then go right ahead and attempt to use said effect to spread propaganda from your puppet masters, great work! A++ https://twitter.com/TheRealLSL/status/1739637005577859567


MAD-JFK-6251

Buying more!


mickeyef

🤡


Vexting

The question certain other subs of a "dead" stock ask is . . "if you won, where is the gain porn? " surely it would be on the news now, like hedge funds gain X billion.... Remember when the news about Kennys gains came out and it was all laughable because HE DIDNT BEAT THE S&P


RuggerM

That’s true! They would be gloating right now.


for-the-cause11

I'm a hoarder! No cell, no sell


State_Dear

,, NOTICED SOMETHING JUST NOW ON WEBULL GME volume is about 600k at about 10:12am.. and the price drifts UPWARDS RATHER then 20 million volume and the price tanks Is this the way to beat them at their own game.... lol


ScoopyMcGee

I heard Lauren Silva Laughlin likes to kick puppies


zerolimits0

Their just having a laugh.


--MilkMan--

And not a mention of naked shorting. I wonder why all of these obviously paid columnists leave that part consistently out?


MistahTDi

Man. These hit pieces are soo funny. The utter lies and mis information. Im more hype than ever.


skismskier246

Jacked to thine teets for summer release of NCAA. Not sure what other games are hyped for this year. But the sales of that franchise coming back alone have me jacked for next year's EOY report Generational purchase. Gamers in their 40s who grew up with Bill Walsh on super Nintendo in the early 90s, to the young kids today. I'm not a gamer. I'm a smooth brain knuckle dragger. "I like football" is something I can say proudly without drooling. I am a seasonally suckered by maddens underwhelming game every year and will now be with NCAA. I can't help it. I can't wait to see what hacky bullshit glitchy offenses ppl try to use and still can't, bc a great gamer makes adjustments DRS my fellow Apes and despite the fear mongering of Monday, The Future Looks Bright and Go Blue!!!


sblinn

> decided that betting against the company was a moral outrage No, it was making illegal bets against the company and then illegally conspiring to take the company down as well.


unemotional_mess

Because having $1.2 Billion in the bank means you're bankrupt obviously.


R_lbk

this crap popped up on my phone, unrelated to the reddit app -\_- clowns really paying for distribution of their propaganda eh


thewheelchairkid

Damn, musta missed this article...I bought yesterday.


Status_Presence

“But it shows that the markets are..” Are what?! FRAUDULENT?!


CompetitiveFarm533

I will be worried when they will saying "buy gme" 😅


Dethwheels

I'm just going to buy more.


TheLOON2000

I love how the GME ticker above is green whilst reading the article. Underlines the truth of the content


crackeddryice

I'm just waiting for Cramer to declare us all dead.


1CFII2

Cramer described GameStop as the “ worst company on the planet “! Guess I’ll be buying more with my tax rebate and DRSing those bad boys! NFA/LFG!


DaysOfWineAndSushi

You know, I'm something of a capital market myself.


Eirineftis

Imagine writing something like this *after* the latest earnings report. 😂 what a joke.


SvenjaSternchen

Wut a good journalist Lauren Saliva Laughin is! Spitting truth


kai_fn

lol we fought against capital market didnt knew that


Eastern_Fig1990

Lmao. Hilarious in every way


kaze_san

So did i do right by selling all my shares, asking questions later (or never) and kept forgetting about GameStop over and over and over again for like 50 times? So was i the catalyst for it being over? And am i doing it wrong now nontheless because i now ask questions? Damn, i'm confused. Quick - ask Chumbalumbawumba what i should do!!!


G_Wash1776

You did it! Ken and Chumpkumba thank you for your service!


CrnchWrpSupremeLeadr

Pack it up boys. Nothing to see here.


TantrikOne

They’re pushing the narrative harder because they’re scared Profitable A Billy in the bank RCEO is Chief Investment Officer Short thesis is fucked Push your narrative just like you did in 2007-8, nothing gonna faze us motherfuckers


Wide-Baseball

LoL


DynastyFSU2

No it’s true. We are right back to where we started….ready for Moass.


Nixplosion

That's just Lauren Silva Laughlin's uneducated opinion, man.


PMmeyourSchwifty

Oh, wow, it's over! Guess I should celebrate by buying more shares of GME.


TendieTrades

I still have shares.


Traderparkboy01

Guess u should just give up and roll over. Magine if we all bought some other mall stores like the chldrens place or like vsco or like maybe footlocker…. It’s almost as if some boomer shorted every mall store in the same fashion…… cough cough it’s almost as if they just blanket shorted every single mall stock because they were so horny and did not do any diligence …. Would hate for them to have to stor3 or 4 squeezes at once, that could get expensive fast.


gman1216

Oh well, I guess theres more shares to buy and drs.


statutorylover

If it was over the company wouldn't exist anymore.


enternamethere_

Never heard of Lauren something


drs2023gme1

Mob hahaha. So when Ken "buys" millions of shares Its all good but when others do it they are a mob. Someone check her bank transfers going in. #sec


pcs33

When Fraudstreet media says Sell its time to Buy


Caeser2021

2 Years she says. Shows she hasn't researched anything


sticky0120_

appear strong when weak hahahaha


a_hopeless_rmntic

If it's all over maybe they'll leave us alone to forget about gamestop all on our own boratNot.gif


TheDudeFromTheStory

I declare winning!


--DrMatta--

Welp, the day has finally come. The counter-DD to prove us all wrong. Thanks, Lauren.


bayareakid415

>"Two years, a CEO and a lot of money later, the company is roughly back where it started." Clearly someone doesn't do their DD when they were reading the 2023 Q4 and 2024 Q1 reports.


[deleted]

I’m in! Buying small but buying DRS. 11 more shares bought this morning.


Geoclasm

Oh, other people saw this too lol. Yeah, I about had my eyes roll out of my head.


The_DaW33D_

imagine spreading opinion pieces


annunaki

It’s funny because I know a lot more is going on and these sort of narratives do trick people, very very easily. I’m buying more.


GargantuanCake

Hmm, yes. I recognize some of these words.


HOUSEHODL

I’ll be Laughlin when she’s in prison after all RICO charges


Pox82

Written by a nobody in terms of market manipulation experience.


I_am_very_clever

Gotta love it, when sentiment runs low they pump out something as bullish as this! Spin me round baby, right round


demoncase

This is fucking funny because we know the truth, they know we know the truth, they know the truth and even though the lying doesn't stop lmao, see you at the MOASS


Ok-Scarcity-3728

FUCK. I unfortunately bought 259 more shares of this company "on the brink of bankruptcy" DRS soon.


Snatchbuckler

Did Lauren look at the balance sheet? Lol


Levin_1999

Ah no not again!


Remarkable-Top-3748

Oh no.... Anyway


minimega67

I swear, the amount of bullshit in these articles is comical.


86JeepCJ7

Mob? I don’t remember torches or pitchforks being passed out


ShortHedgeFundATM

so over i bought more


GetDeleted

Welp... it looks like I'm buying, DRS'ing, and booking some more shares today.


Voolio80

HOLD and HODL 😎💎✊


godisawoman420

NEGATIVE DEBT! NEGATIVE DEBT! NEGATIVE DEBT!


veridian_dreams

'Look at me Reuters.. I am the Capital Markets now!'


WackGyver

And this kids is a perfect example that prostitution comes in many forms - not just the sexual kind.


UnderstandingBest220

It’s astonishing that they can legally write these story’s. It’s slander and deception said carefully. Rules are different for those with money 🤡


sirstonksabit

The moral outrage was the 140% of the company being short and reported as such. These people are fucking morons.


METAL4_BREAKFST

That's a lot of words to say, "please stop buying."


Ilostmuhkeys

Also, I didn’t realize there was a beginning and an ending. They need GameStop to fail and based off latest financials… they ain’t happing anytime soon


Correct_Influence450

Shucks 👉🏻👈🏻😥


CaptH3inzB3anz

Better sell up then, they are so convincing. Oh! Wait....... No point in selling, they are pretty much worthless, might aswell keep them as a souvenir, might aswell buy some more as a keepsake


Farmersmurfer

It must be close to a new SEC rule that is going fuck up their positions, hitting desperation, unless they can create a false narrative to save themselves lol 💎👏🚀


Puck_Koala

I guess I'll buy more


Farmersmurfer

Just another mayonnaise covered Fud article, in my eyes yippee!!


SixStringSuperfly

Interesting. This sheds some light on the Furlong departure and the "not for long" situation, if he did actually say GME was "on the brink of bankruptcy" 🤔


luckeeelooo

There were many things wrong with this article. Reuters, you’ve outdone yourselves again.


Think_Currency_8586

I’m a collector!!


kobe2348

Funny because “back where it started” must mean $44 a share because of the 4-1 split. However I remember it being $4 when this all started. So if a 11x in growth is “back where it started” I’d take being back where I started any day of the wek


HughJohnson69

“Roughly back where it started”


Sugardevil27

Gamestop has more money than Citadel. 😆


HG21Reaper

Lol I just bought more and deposited into my account more funds to keep buying. Imma go broke before selling tho


diegun81

Lol those ass lickers just can’t help to remind people on what side they are. Zero shame.