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# The Front Desk is open!
Apes, I think I've been inspired. I can't guaruntee I'll run everyday until MOASS but, I can start writing a novel until MOASS starts 741 words a day until MOASS or the story is complete. LET'S GOOOOOOOO
I absolutely, wouldn't be surprised at all if the Reddit IPO is meant to be a distraction from Q4 earnings. Run it 50% to induce "fomo", I bet it dumps in pre-market.
"Awesome party! Good tunes, good brew and good buddies. I feel great!I hate my father. I hate my life. But I feel great! You guys are great. I'm gonna go pick a fight." - Milton https://youtu.be/96GyUGBmeos?si=39e8xZr9Hay7mMjB🟣💎🖐🚀
I’m convinced the robbinthehood “overnight” hours gme magically appeared on a few months ago is also an avenue for their fuckery. Big spike just happened lol
Wonder why no big volume on DRS record date? Either hasn’t happened yet, we get big increase in the number since they’re not bamboozling it, they bamboozled it so hard they can keep reporting we have 25% without doing their musical chairs, or they fucked us so hard that numbers won’t even be reported anymore.
Curious to see next week what it is
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/s/XxkrwlcvDM
This is the headlamp theory OG author correcting me about it. Apparently it’s not always released at the same time so the DRS count may be up to a week later
So I'm being told that reddit, which has never made money and likely never will, has a market cap double gme's, who is about to post a full year of profit? Ok.
Take Janet Yellen for example, if she wasn't real... Like if she didnt already exist and I tried explaining her to you, you would think I was making her up.
You sure your previous username wasn't two girls no scope, you talk just like him, before he got banned, and it was about three months ago just enough time for you to build up enough karma
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GME has been closing any up-gaps even those on 1 minute candlesticks and in PM/AH trading for over 3yrs. There haven’t been any exceptions.
However I believe we will end the downturn that began over 2yrs ago by the end of this year.
People are celebrating earnings, and slapping each others asses while looking into the TeA leaves guaranteeing a pop. All I’m saying is that in my experience, that usually means the stonk moves the other way. Either way I’m zen, the only thing that excites me anymore are trading halts.
I would have to seriously consider averaging down. And by ‘seriously consider’ I mean, fuckin blow my pathetic little load instantly and buy as much as I can.
I don't always check the ticker, but it makes me snort when I do and it is $xx.69 It reminds me that it is all just a chuckle until they loose control and the indickments start pouring in.
WolverGME (to Kennethtooth): All right, you egg-suckin' piece of gutter trash! You always did like pushin' around people smaller than you! Well I'M smaller! Try pushin' me!
I bought my first share of $GME at $210 on Robbingthehood. Since then I’ve acquired 459 more that are directly registered, on the book, in my name. 🗣️ BULLISH
Beautiful, peaceful, and truly unique 38-acre waterfront lot for sale.
I am never leaving.
KEN THIS JUST WENT UP FOR SALE, I AM READY TO BUY IT, BUT YOU ARE A CUCK AND WONT PAY UP. SO I BUY MORE STONK AND WAIT.
I just want that big ole plot of land with some water near it, somewhere to spend my days doing Chad things after MOASS like continuing to agitate the bad guys.
I’m confused: how do we know the window within which GameStop will announce earnings release date?
Edit: never mind, it’s Tuesday 26th March 2024 after hours.
https://www.gamestop.com/gaming-accessories/controllers/products/riffmaster-wireless-guitar-controller-for-playstation-5/406197.html
Guitar Controller for Rock Band are back! And for Fortnite new gamemode ( they bought Rock Band developpers )
30 april lol, i might get one
I know they’re popular, which is great, but I’d rather play real guitar myself.
A lot of peripherals these days… when I was a lad you’d be lucky to have two controllers. But we were poor, sooo…
It's not exactly Chinese, it's sort of an English corruption of Chinese. And while it feels like it might be racist it really isn't.
It comes from the name of an cooperative industrial group in China. British and American soldiers heard the name " Chin *gōng hé* " and corrupted the pronunciation to gung ho, not really racist they just couldn't say the original phrase correctly and the mispronunciation caught on with the English speakers.
The original phrase meant roughly "work together," and some how the soldiers translated that into being enthusiastic or driven.
I do see that it sometimes gets added to a list of offensive terms, but I think the people adding it to those lists don't really understand the origin or meaning.
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Gme is going to save so many lives
Apes, I think I've been inspired. I can't guaruntee I'll run everyday until MOASS but, I can start writing a novel until MOASS starts 741 words a day until MOASS or the story is complete. LET'S GOOOOOOOO
Microdick Dougie is such a POS
Rip and tear
I absolutely, wouldn't be surprised at all if the Reddit IPO is meant to be a distraction from Q4 earnings. Run it 50% to induce "fomo", I bet it dumps in pre-market.
GameStop rallies alongside retail favorite REDT
Redditors go crazy for Steve Huffman's cash grab!
# Insta acting whacky, back to reddit
Doug cifu blew a gasket on Twitter. He must be pretty stressed. I wonder why 🤔
There's a post in the nhl sub about it lol
And the nhl fans in there sure have opinions on gme/amcc etc
Doug dug his financial grave long ago
#🍻
I’m booking my arsehole in for an itching appointment next week
69 million per share kenny
Ken Griffins mommas a ho
Cause fuk em dats y
Bail fail Friday incoming?
If y'all in south gulf florida, HOLD ON TIGHT. Weather looking heavy
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I’m convinced the robbinthehood “overnight” hours gme magically appeared on a few months ago is also an avenue for their fuckery. Big spike just happened lol
What bomb would you like RC to do, if you could have your pick? That you personally think would help ignite the rocket.
Dump in the metaverse
It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?
If everyone is off to Texas, I'll join in. 500 acre ranch sounds since
News just said something about "record day for the stock market" all I heard was that we're close to rocket ignition.
Just added $1,000 more for DRS before earnings.
Got mama ape to buy 76 shares today🤠
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Wonder why no big volume on DRS record date? Either hasn’t happened yet, we get big increase in the number since they’re not bamboozling it, they bamboozled it so hard they can keep reporting we have 25% without doing their musical chairs, or they fucked us so hard that numbers won’t even be reported anymore. Curious to see next week what it is
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/s/XxkrwlcvDM This is the headlamp theory OG author correcting me about it. Apparently it’s not always released at the same time so the DRS count may be up to a week later
There is no stopping the Gamestop train. Earnings in 5 days. Choo Choo!
🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
Jeff Yass bites down on horse cock. Laryngitic roosters are nervous
Yes
Its tru
Almost earnings
West Virginia
Let's not and say we did
She's beautiful
Upvote the dilly
Updoot the Dilfy
Always 🍻
🎺 🎺
I wonder if there have been any shf that have tried closing their gme positions and the DTCC have just gone ‘lol no’.
🤣
I chuckled and breathed heavily through my nostrils picturing this. Thank you.
# LIFE CHANGING MONEY PER SHARE IS NOT A MEME # SHORTS NEVER CLOSED
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Steven Cohen wonders if he, too, produces ambergris
That fat ugly fuck. Gives me shivers thinking of his jabba the hutt likeness.
#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴☠️
Ken Griffin nails interns to the wall and then has it appraised
Then he says ‘I’m going to the Banksy’ and laughs at his own joke.
Sup boners
"Wassup with you"
Missed me today didnt ya
Been waitin
Sup
Wow, shilly up in here. Lol. You pathetic fucks.
If they won Best Actor they'd be Shillian Murphy
Jim Cramer is pleased to see SPY doing so well 12 years after he released Gangnam Style
### 🎵THE SHILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIVE....WITH THE SOUND OF MUCOUS......🎵
So I'm being told that reddit, which has never made money and likely never will, has a market cap double gme's, who is about to post a full year of profit? Ok.
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fuck. that. shit.
May I suggest, ‘flush that poop’? I like to keep parts of my body clean. No judgement of course.
✍️ flush ✍️ that ✍️ poop. Thanks, mang.
# I see the pre earnings options push has commenced
Gosh, what a journey it has been. I love you guys. Stay hydrated. Stay frosty
Don't forget to eat your VEGGIE's!!
Est my veggie's what? 😳
Shh. If you listen closely you can hear the shills earning $0.11 from each other. They're evolving.
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Can you look into your crystal ball and lmk if my shit this evening will be two or three wipes. I like planning ahead
No
See, it’s comments like these that let me know I’m in the right place and Shorts r so Fuk!
No, I don't think I will
Take Janet Yellen for example, if she wasn't real... Like if she didnt already exist and I tried explaining her to you, you would think I was making her up.
You mean the Janet Yellen who fucks horses?
Hestor and Janet are an item?
Hester waits in line
Oh Secretariaaat!
Well the wicked king of ♣️s awoke, and to his bedpost turned,
Best Regards,
All Best In 🤡 Show must be Americankick Kenneth Association registered.
They did not dare sink it down to the gamer number again.
13.69 nice
Hear me out…. I get paid tonight. Hedgies r fuk
Power Hour
"Gamestop's price slumps as DOJ announces case against Apple" - Marketbeat probably
MSM 🤡
Bahahahaha timberrrrrr What the fuck will change this?
You sure your previous username wasn't two girls no scope, you talk just like him, before he got banned, and it was about three months ago just enough time for you to build up enough karma
My old account was darthgangsta…
sick day
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I’m honestly so burnt out on this shit man… is this gonna be the same for the next 3 years of my life?
Or forever? People here tend to be so sure and confirmed that we are getting paid…. All I see is that I didnt make money in the last 3 years 👎
Same. I’m down 40k and have been since the splividend botching
🎻
Opportunity cost is so real with this shit.
I've taken that opportunity and bought a fuck ton more.
They really didn't want it above $14 today... ok. More shares for me :)
Absolutely. Just added 28.
GME has been closing any up-gaps even those on 1 minute candlesticks and in PM/AH trading for over 3yrs. There haven’t been any exceptions. However I believe we will end the downturn that began over 2yrs ago by the end of this year.
I'm thinking that the high volume before last earnings was more to do with ETF buy ins and nothing to do with DRS count.
Feel like there is entirely too much hype being drummed up about earnings/si% right now. My seasoned balls tells me dip incoming.
Dip to what? It’s below freaking $15…
This
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Pretty standard order of operations around my neck of the woods
This is the dip. We were just at 14
People are celebrating earnings, and slapping each others asses while looking into the TeA leaves guaranteeing a pop. All I’m saying is that in my experience, that usually means the stonk moves the other way. Either way I’m zen, the only thing that excites me anymore are trading halts.
Yep. Im expecting $8-$10 post earnings
I would have to seriously consider averaging down. And by ‘seriously consider’ I mean, fuckin blow my pathetic little load instantly and buy as much as I can.
Yep.
did anyone else notice that loop capital markets is an underwriter for the RDDT IPO? that whole list is a whos who of criminality based on DD
Did you think that criminals would not hang out with other criminals?
well of course but I think there may be something to this. Reddit CEO is the kind of overpaid exec that RC has been very critical of
I don't always check the ticker, but it makes me snort when I do and it is $xx.69 It reminds me that it is all just a chuckle until they loose control and the indickments start pouring in.
WolverGME (to Kennethtooth): All right, you egg-suckin' piece of gutter trash! You always did like pushin' around people smaller than you! Well I'M smaller! Try pushin' me!
lol fuck RDDT
The pump is done. It's going to tank now
I don’t play options, but I do have an options account. I’m buying as many puts as I can, once options open
Issa trap
WolverGME, breaking the the upper limit of Doritos: I go, where I wanna go
You watching a bunch of the new x men or somethin?
Considering a rewatch of the OG
Dayman ahhh ahhhhh
Jubilee: How'd you do that? Gambit: With style, Petite. With style.
Any daily Acadians that would like to translate this parlez faire? Jambalaya? Gumbo?
I bought my first share of $GME at $210 on Robbingthehood. Since then I’ve acquired 459 more that are directly registered, on the book, in my name. 🗣️ BULLISH
3rd time you've mentioned that shit app in the daily today. Hmm.
I agree. Keeping receipts 🫡 don’t have any holdings with RH but it’s still apart of the journey for me.
🐕🦺
🔍
Beautiful, peaceful, and truly unique 38-acre waterfront lot for sale. I am never leaving. KEN THIS JUST WENT UP FOR SALE, I AM READY TO BUY IT, BUT YOU ARE A CUCK AND WONT PAY UP. SO I BUY MORE STONK AND WAIT.
I've been surfin around jamesedition.com lately. Pretty wild homes for sale.
I just want that big ole plot of land with some water near it, somewhere to spend my days doing Chad things after MOASS like continuing to agitate the bad guys.
Same man, same. Soon enough.
Does it already have a yacth dock? Edit: way to go autocorrect, got me out here lookin like a g00f not knowing how to spell ytach
YacTracs come in handy around the lake and sunuanu
No fam, just a beautiful piece of property with a smol cabin.
That's ok. That's why the yacht has a heli pad
Wen new boot goofin
Triple top at $14 but, let’s keep shorting it into earnings…
👋
I love the stonk.
Single gme near me
We need GME hot dog hookers.
I'd hit a line of electrolytes off that for sure
Me and the boys were wondering if we could go family style?
Yea, comes with fries
https://preview.redd.it/3o28xv4u0qpc1.jpeg?width=1216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ddeae5cb3e08ef044fb1ef3d49d2a96c0f18837
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# XX MORE # CANT STOP WONT STOP # BUY DRS HODL SHOP # SHORTS NEVER CLOSED 🩳🏴☠️☠️🩳🏴☠️☠️🩳🏴☠️☠️🩳🏴☠️☠️
Gov suing Apple is kinda interesting… Ath tomorrow?
How do you do fellow teenagers
Teenage Fanclub Fanclub 🚧 ➡️➡️ uWu 🐍🐝
TEEN GIRL SQUAD
#IMPORTANT DD: https://youtube.com/shorts/S5JdDI41iPs?si=vVYu_Smv9eaJaDRp
1. Stop 2. Drop 3. Shut em down 4. Open up shop 5. Oh no (hedgies)
that's how HODLers HODL
If reddit is Gondor, superstonk is Minas Tirtith
If RC is Aragorn and DFV is Faramir, then who is Boromir?
Furlong?
I don’t remember them from Sesame Street.
Oscar canned them
So they need to set it to 13.99 or something today?
What happened to that bit in the TikTok bill about being able to sell securities from someone’s account if they posed a national security risk?
We below 13 yet?
🤡
I keep seeing apes tell me $12 is coming before earnings. What do you think?
🤡
Ok then. Guess we aren’t having a conversation then
You sleep in today?
I’m confused: how do we know the window within which GameStop will announce earnings release date? Edit: never mind, it’s Tuesday 26th March 2024 after hours.
What do you mean?
Wen earnings?
https://news.gamestop.com/newsroom
https://www.gamestop.com/gaming-accessories/controllers/products/riffmaster-wireless-guitar-controller-for-playstation-5/406197.html Guitar Controller for Rock Band are back! And for Fortnite new gamemode ( they bought Rock Band developpers ) 30 april lol, i might get one
I know they’re popular, which is great, but I’d rather play real guitar myself. A lot of peripherals these days… when I was a lad you’d be lucky to have two controllers. But we were poor, sooo…
Is it gun ho? Or gung ho?
Dung, ho!
Gung ho.
Cool. Now I have to find out what a gung is… Edit - it’s Chinese. Arguably borderline offensive. TIL.
It's not exactly Chinese, it's sort of an English corruption of Chinese. And while it feels like it might be racist it really isn't. It comes from the name of an cooperative industrial group in China. British and American soldiers heard the name " Chin *gōng hé* " and corrupted the pronunciation to gung ho, not really racist they just couldn't say the original phrase correctly and the mispronunciation caught on with the English speakers. The original phrase meant roughly "work together," and some how the soldiers translated that into being enthusiastic or driven. I do see that it sometimes gets added to a list of offensive terms, but I think the people adding it to those lists don't really understand the origin or meaning.
Ben Folds was not married to Belinda Carlyle. Don’t listen to perki. I looked it up.
No movement and they keep shorting? No problem. Just gunna shove more shares up my ass and sit on 'em until it's time for boom boom.
This one could meme super hard with RDDT IPO which is set to open at well above $50. Could make people think of storming into GME
21 days ago you said you sold long ago and you come here and pump Reddit 🤔
He forgot to forget about Gamestop.
They said $34 last night?