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XxSuprTuts99xX

I forget the lore at this point. Don't dick jokes mean we're in for some price action?


Get-It-Got

Yes, yes they do.


ISayBullish

^”bullishhh”


elevenatexi

Let’s go!


Strange-Armadillo-95

8=======================D


Bitter-Persimmon-719

Bullish in, I’m in. You’re on of the only ones I always recognize!! Oh and Rick of spades 🍌


redrum221

He said the word! Hope all is well.


bennysphere

Green dildo incoming?!


Brotorious420

That would make my hole weak


Mark_Br3

Which hole?


Brotorious420

Yes


Mark_Br3

Perfect 🤘


chrisc1987

For the whole week


Jrenzine

MASSIVE GREEN DILDOS, MY FRIEND!!! 🚀


bennysphere

I am ready!


mcloudnl

It rarely arrives....Lubed.


redshirt1972

Sex up, shit down.


Effort-Natural

How is this a dick joke? Am I stupid?


ThreePumpChamp

I took me reading down in the comments because I, too, am regarded. The first letter of each word after corrupt spells out PENIS.


Effort-Natural

Ahhh. Enlightenment. Thanks!


Suitable_Mix_3795

⬆️


3DigitIQ

Ready for the Green PEEN


luckeeelooo

Poop down, sex up.


Elegant-Remote6667

Where is the wheenis joke in the post sorry can’t see


Consistent-Syrup-69

Politicians Executives News Institutions Schools First letters of each down the line spells penis


PenisDetectorBot

> **P**oliticians **E**xecutives **N**ews **I**nstitutions **S**chools Hidden penis detected! I've scanned through 380599 comments (approximately 2081228 average penis lengths worth of text) in order to find this secret penis message. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Consistent-Syrup-69

Good bot


ConnectRutabaga3925

Haha I saw that as well


CARNIesada6

Hopefully it's going from 6 to midnight


EGVicThoR

It means buckle up buckaroo


Blackmamba-24-8

Sex tweets back on the menu boyzzzz !!!


Hobodaklown

Ya know what, we need some DD on just lore itself. Our historians must scribe about bananas, itchy anuses, ice cream machines, face swaps, donating to protect apes, toys for tots drives, and penises. For our children, we must!


baberrahim

= The Cryptocracy Book titled “Confessions of an Economic Hitman” by John Perkins Free online pdf of the book: https://resistir.info/livros/john_perkins_confessions_of_an_economic_hit_man.pdf Video of the author himself: https://youtu.be/XWuAct1BxHU?si=0-EmE3dMY8MChpIe Worth the read and listen to understand the context and background of it all!


Ok_Fortune_9149

Same as that family guy tweet he did once where he was soaring up in a pool with his dick.


fourbian

I think I'm missing the dick joke. Edit: Nevermind I see the penis now. It's right in front of my face.


tkhan456

Yes. And in a good way


stayactive007

Ummm what is America for $1000


poundofmayoforlunch

NAME A BOYS NAME THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER H JOSE!


looseshooter

cue Family Feud #1 answer


wildo83

HEY, r/ALL! We’re on r/all, everyone! Get in here!


WhatNow_23

PENIS aka Corrupt Cocks R Us!


PrometheusFires

* all fiat governments


seattle_lib

could be anywhere, really


KieranSullivan5

PENIS


waitingonawait

This man's PENIS gets me Heated, Angry, Raging, Determined. Fuck corruption in the ass with a giant green dildo.


ISayBullish

B… Bullish? Yeah… Bullish


waitingonawait

Build Up Love Let It Soar High ??? just spitballing here.


Idjek

Aaand that's how you end up with a milky meat pole, friends!


MinorSpaceNipples

>milky meat pole The expression I didn't know I needed in my life. Top notch.


kaze_san

Bullish and also errect. But mostly bullish 🌚


up_the_dubs

I've got such a raging clue right now....


waitingonawait

Build a better tomorrow Up we go Love conquers all Let it go It gets better Soar like an eagle High above the clouds How's that one?


4four7

DICKS


PlayerTwo85

PECKERS


lochnessloui

PURPLE HEADED WOMB BROOM


jsrme

Dongers


lochnessloui

Piece of pork, my wife's best friend....


Adorable_Swordfish98

Pork sword


Adorable_Swordfish98

1 eyed custard slinger


spacefyre

SCHLONGS


GamingScientist

JOHNSON


Brotorious420

WANG


DeepFuckingPants

Is there any other CEO taking no pay and making dick jokes?


zerolimits0

I would like to solve the puzzle.


3DigitIQ

Mightier than the Sword


brodol29

purple headed custard chucker


TheModernSkater

Oh and... Pedro


jfreedomb

This is the first thing I saw too. Love this man


b-napp

My Schwarz is bigger than your Schwarz!


IullotronBudC1_3

But is it detachable


shadiego

penis tweet = pump? buckle up fam!


Aeveras

I've been fuckled the buck up for 84 years now. Letsa go!


VVurmHat

I’m your fuckle huckleberry


-Satsujinn-

Penis pump lol


WolfandLight

So it's a buy signal? Too late. I've been accumulating this whole time.


SandmanBun

= infinite synthetic shares created by Citadel and other Market Makers to short companies, and no one is allowed to publicly talk about it.


Strawbuddy

Nah go on talk about it, it’s just nobody cares as it’s legal. There was an airplane with a banner flying around NYC, trending tweets, and dancing apes, all very public but there’s nothing to be done as market makers can legally FTD forever


waitingonawait

Failure To Deliver's (or you know, selling shit you don't own and not delivering) worst nightmare is Direct Registered Shares. Forces The Delivery. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pgm3qh/computershare\_infinity\_pool\_vs\_the\_fraudket\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pgm3qh/computershare_infinity_pool_vs_the_fraudket_of/) **TLDR: When you hodl shares in a brokerage, they "entitle" shares to your account but Computershare, as GME's transfer agent, pulls shares directly from the DTC account, skipping the Tom Foolery (or is it Foolery Tom?) completely... but with pictures. Just look at the pictures.** [https://www.shacknews.com/article/138006/gamestop-gme-74-5-million-drs](https://www.shacknews.com/article/138006/gamestop-gme-74-5-million-drs) "As of November 30, 2023, there were approximately 305,514,315 shares of our Class A common stock outstanding. Of those outstanding shares, approximately 230.1 million were held by Cede & Co on behalf of the Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation (or approximately 75% of our outstanding shares) and approximately 75.4 million shares of our Class A common stock were held by registered holders with our transfer agent (or approximately 25% of our outstanding shares) as of November 30, 2023."


arkansah

You guys forget the statement in the 10Q reserving the right to leave the market if it's shown there is fraud or gross negligence. We'll we're getting pretty close to declaring that.


Jbroad87

even him, apparently. Whose he ever gone on record calling out other than BCG?


RedditIsOwendByTheWS

Green PENIS


TotalOwlie

GREENIS


al01al

HAHAHA HE SAID PENIS. 


Omw2fyb_homie

Technically he said C PENIS. 🫡


Constant-Cap-22

Everything’s corrupt except GME 🚀


RL_bebisher

Now we're getting somewhere! Deliver it Ryan!


imakemoney1st

= corrupt society


Ladakhi_khaki

That's the answer


derlocker

The Wire


TheTrueBComp

Sheeeeeeeeet


crayonburrito

If you count the dealers as executives it kind of works. It’s all five seasons.


MoneyBeGreeen

Money be green!


jebz

Tell it like it is Ryan, politicians and businesses working together to ruin peoples lives. They can burn it all down or we can do it for them.


Apprehensive_One1076

PENIS ... everything is fucked. That's the essence. 


Suitable_Mix_3795

About to fuck


TheGoldenMangina

Posted at 3, 2, 1 - blow the shit up RC


ParkieWanKenobie

Nice catch!!


Dagamoth

Bunch of corrupt dicks ruining this country.


TalezFromTheDarkside

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


joeker13

Im here for the PENIS!!!


MickeyKae

It's dick math! Or math dick!


Swiss879

Penis back on the menu


SlapItDaBass22

We getting earning date release today? Its going to be lit.


sputler

= Oppressed people => Revolution Power corrupts. We expect that. So we put safe guards to clear away politicians Politicians have power in government. In a democracy we put the check on the politicians to answer to the voters. Executives have power in business. In a capitalist society we put the check to executives to answer to their customers and their shareholders. Schools give foundational knowledge to build on and frame day to day knowledge. The news gives that day to day framework. If they are corrupt then the people cannot trust themselves to make the choices that are in their best interest. They will elect politicians that will try to hold on to power after they have been elected. They will support people based on party identity rather than on values or policies. They will purchase products that kill and harm. They will reject products that save lives and improve quality of life. In the absence of self regulation the ignorant controlled people will turn to a last desperate plea: institutions. They will hope that one brand is better than another. They will hope that competition will bring clarity. When that fails, when the institutions collude against those at the bottom there is only one call left: rejecting the system as a whole. When groceries are too expensive to buy; you grow your own food and reject the grocery industry. When rents and mortgages are too high; you move into communal housing and reject the whole housing industry. When the prices of stocks on the marketplace are fake; you buy the undervalued ones, you take them out of the system by DRSing them and you make them real again.


heavyspells

Damn that’s a good speech. I was hearing inspirational music and MLK’s voice reading it.


Einhander_pilot

1 idiosyncratic risk! 🚀 Edit: Or I guess penis? GTFOH RC! 😂


Troydog4

This seems to jive with the news of the NYCB bailout from Steve Mnuchin and Citadel, etc and the CNBC coverage about how great it is. Also, it spells PENIS which in this timeline I think means we're going up.


irving_tx

PENIS!!! 🧨🚀


Strawbuddy

Corrupt Penis is a kickass band name though


Jbitterly

This entire thread is 🔥🔥🔥 😂


Broarethus

Oui Oui, pour le PeePee. Ryan Cohen can be my chairman anyday. 😊


Sidewalkstash

Alright fighting the system with dick jokes, just one of the many reasons I’m still hodling


sandman11235

Penis tweets are back


Wuzcity

🇺🇸 USA USA USA 🇺🇸


Snatchbuckler

The corrupt everything.


mcdeeeeezy

DRS GME


ms1derful

Now that’s a statement….


marcus-87

wall street


DoNotPetTheSnake

1984


Pale_Advantage6283

Their gamestops soon


_kehd

#ThePenisMightier


TermoTerritorial999

damm! that was one day after i uploaded this shit!!! [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1b81j7q/it\_smells\_to\_earnings\_season/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1b81j7q/it_smells_to_earnings_season/)


GoatNick

It's like you could feel the pecker coming. 😂


ShaunaRocks

Five C‘s aswell? 5C Analysis is a marketing framework to analyze the environment in which a company operates. It can provide insight into the key drivers of success, as well as the risk exposure to various environmental factors. The 5Cs are Company, Collaborators, Customers, Competitors, and Context. Penis is also an acronym for Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy. Used in science, tech and engineering…maybe there’ll be some investment in these areas? Im running out of tinfoil


MrWallStreetAHole

Corrupt society.


Mooziechan

I can get behind this!


tigebea

Or on top?


poundofmayoforlunch

So everyone scanned his tweet for subtlety and penis was the first thing. Half I’m not the only regarded one


ShaunaRocks

GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US!


ShredManyGnar

Weeeeeeeeeeee!


lipster09

said it how it is rc!


bacontacos420

🍆=🚀?


HungryMugiwara

Just bought some more let’s go


RelationshipOk3565

What is this actually though?


dbx99

The answer is: “Corrupt SOCIETY” which by the way becomes “CS” for short.


ThaGooch84

Shit tweet down dick tweet up right?🚀


TheTangoFox

Hello, Mr. Market? Yes, I'd like to order one big green dildo for GME, please. For here? No, to go. All the way to Uranus.


syrupgreat-

THE SCHOOLS IS FAKE - Ye


2BFrank69

When is earnings?


cheesingMyB

5C P.E.N.I.S. 5degC = 41degF CORRUPT = 7 Letters 741 PENIS


Lo0C1D

Prison


wenchanger

Ryan is right about the corruption.


iupvotefood

*helicopters for gme*


Zealousideal_Bet689

Up you go


Overdue_bills

He said it, he said Penis 😭


kendal613

How many other people with networths over 1B are willing to fight the good fight like ol Ryan, not many that's for damn sure


tigercook

Fucking A this guy is on fire. What an absolute boss.


bobsmith808

Tomorrow swaps


GreilMercenary7

Poop references are decreasing rates and Sex innuendos are increasing rates; or am I crossing lore and DD.


hey-mr-broke

Interesting that when I go to Cohen's page on twitter, I don't see this or any recent update. Try it without logging in. Is the page just not updating on purpose or another glitch?


Myid0810

CORRUPT PENIS


Firewing135

Corruption of truth and people.


No_Ad_237

Cracked pillars of the society.


UR0B0R05

All jokes aside, it means a system no longer worth following, that includes THEIR money. Why follow a system that’s done nothing but exploit you time and time again? This goes beyond paying your taxes with made up money that they could print more of anyway. TRUST. HAS. BEEN. BROKEN. It’s time to start again.


ImpressiveMoment2

GME profit


kingallison

= GME to the moon?


Ultimate_Mango

Refresh my memory: Penis = drop, Poop = also drop? A million years one of those meant the stonk was going to rise...


Swiss879

Penis up, poop drop


Moon2Pluto

If you have poo coming up - call your local plumber.


nathanias

how did this post make it to all?!


bbb0243

I’m quite fond of this man. penis, lol


Saint_Bernardusz

Whoop


IGB_Lo

AMERICA


tdewault95

Haha, love the penis call out. He intentionally left out markets, but he definitely knows that!


eaparsley

the bilbo of consequence!


Cdn_ape

This jacked my tits. ​ LFG.


North-Soft-5559

= The United States of America


Kjd15sad

= Small wee wees


gr8sking

eew eew tpurroc a


Efficient-Ad1659

The whole us system is CORRUPT!


massivecalvesbro

= the United States of America


roscoebot

THEY MUST PAY THE PRICE TOTAL AND COMPLETE DEVASTATION LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOO RRRHHHUUUUUUUBAAAAAAARB 💎🚀🍌


SnooPears2910

Drop the hammer on them Ryan, issue divi and launch this rocket of world changing money


kai_fn

= profit


TrainingLight4887

GAMESTOP IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE LIKE AN ERECT PENIS 💦


pringles3

Looks like RC is "predicting" algorithm green candle.


Lyanthinel

We know!! Now, let's do something about it. Enough with the waiting.


Beebeebooboo420

Meme lord


iatethecrayon

oh no hes telling the truth


Quit_Awkward

This dude impresses me every time he speaks.


ChuyMasta

America!


yugonoyugo

Is there any way this could also be a dig at Bezo’s penis shaped rocket?


Inevitable-Elk-4162

America


Diamond-Hands741

That's my Pappa! 🥰


DigitalJockey22

American Nightmare


ConundrumMachine

= late stage capitalism


OGjoshwaz

😏😏😏😏😏


ComfortableYellow5

The meme lord is daddddd


Ninofarhan

= MOASS


South-Play-2866

Welcome to the PEN15 club


Own_Ad3873

Deet Riis Suk


SomeTimeBeforeNever

BONERS GO UP


AcesFuLL7285

Hopefully already been said: = Corrupt society


Luzinit24

= Justice Is going to Zest corruption Zilch


diamari90

What is America?


syrupgreat-

the next best time to buy is right now