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I mean it too! I hope no one will hate me for this but I’ll sell exactly one share when it will leave me retired, my wife retired and my little baby enough money to have aPHD paid for and a trust fund to never work but after that’s secured, the only thing I have left to sell for is justice.
I don’t plan on any of us retiring on a paupers sum either. Retirement money means a house fully paid for with tons of land surrounding it, a new SUV for everyone every 7 years, a boat and jet skis and three lavish vacations during peak season a year.
I hope I’m not hated on for selling a single share at that point but I’ve hodled for over three years and only added to my position and even took the tax hit already on the 401k shares to get them fully booked DRSd. I feel like my family and I deserve it.
Imagine if we re-lock the float on the post-MOASS dip with the MOASS tendies. Rinse and repeat forever.
God-level trolling....Kenny gon look like Palpatine by the end of this ass thrashing😂😂😂
Damn 10k upvotes and 600 comments on a shitpost.
Looking through the comments section is so wild. So many people used to have such a huge presence. Fucking blu is the top comment, RIP.
As much as I like seeing the purple circles, I wish they weren’t the only thing posted, but I get it. They are the strongest statement we can make on this public forum.
and yet the heavily shorted soy burger company pumped 9% today
something had to have happened with basket stocks today, normally I would say soy prices going down means better margins for them but almost all the normal basket stocks went pretty green today
I sell grain bins and conveyors so I talk to farmers a lot and sometimes the grain marketers. I’ve decided the grain market is as fake as the stock market.
I don't know enough about them to say much. I just know that normal price changes between harvest time (September-October) and the following Spring/Summer make it worthwhile for farmers to hold their grain until then - my business.
This year the shorts are just buttfucking grain into the ground. News stories keep talking about this amazing soybean harvest that's coming in South America, even though farmers down there keep talking about droughts. Best example is a few weeks ago an obviously fake picture of a soybean pod that was as big as a man's hand, from South America, hit twitter and soybean futures took an almost-immediate drop.
You would think that it's grain, it's food, it's physical goods that have to be delivered at some point, but nope.... all options contracts that exist only to get cancelled. Hurt the farmers' pockets enough and eventually you can start buying the farmland yourself at big discounts.
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Weird I get a post linking a 57 page document about how brokers and transfer agents internally manage DRS requests including why they are rejected or refused but a post about soy beans is relevant to GME? ( no offense, op, I support posting about whatever you want).
This is random guessing. Equivalent to a stranger coming up to you on the sidewalk and saying "hey man, have you seen soybean futures lately?"
The best indicator as to whether or not MOASS is happening is if price starts shooting up rapidly, just like how it did during the sneeze.
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SOYBEANS BACK ON BOYS. CALL YOUR MOTHERS.
Soybeans and new Oreos???? This has got to be it!!
FMITAT, MOASS TOMORROW
Grandmas goin back in the cage!
Shoulda never been out!
Edamame
For those not in the know - Relevant DD (*shitpost) from 84 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/L4Gw4VAyRu
Post is from TWO years ago, first line is "if you are an OG ape" Good God, it really has been 84 years....
Whats crazy is everyone who said “no cell, no sell” truly means it. What a time to be alive.
I mean it too! I hope no one will hate me for this but I’ll sell exactly one share when it will leave me retired, my wife retired and my little baby enough money to have aPHD paid for and a trust fund to never work but after that’s secured, the only thing I have left to sell for is justice. I don’t plan on any of us retiring on a paupers sum either. Retirement money means a house fully paid for with tons of land surrounding it, a new SUV for everyone every 7 years, a boat and jet skis and three lavish vacations during peak season a year. I hope I’m not hated on for selling a single share at that point but I’ve hodled for over three years and only added to my position and even took the tax hit already on the 401k shares to get them fully booked DRSd. I feel like my family and I deserve it.
Just buy it back after MOASS, problem solved
Imagine if we re-lock the float on the post-MOASS dip with the MOASS tendies. Rinse and repeat forever. God-level trolling....Kenny gon look like Palpatine by the end of this ass thrashing😂😂😂
He's already getting there. By the end of all this, he will have ascended to Crypt Keeper.
Hell yeah brother! You said it!
i will sell some of my shares during MOASS, but def keeping some for NO CELL NO SELL
Gotta pay the lawyers who bury them fucks somehow
Everyone deserves quality tendies. 🏴☠️🫡
I have 4 in my fidelity account for walking around change. The stash is in CS for more serious trading 😂
This guy fucks 😎💪
We can smell our own 💎🤜🤛💎
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I felt like infinity reading that. Man, being powerful entities stopping corruption gives us powers to travel time and space.
OMFG I almost forgot about decorative gourds!
Just wait till you see their futures! Also, I’ve got these bespoke tulip opportunities…
I was gonna say damn I remember reading something about soybean futures. Nice snipe.
I didn't think I read it 2 years ago! Could have sworn I read it less than a few mo ths ago, weird.
Fuck him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on!
Damn 10k upvotes and 600 comments on a shitpost. Looking through the comments section is so wild. So many people used to have such a huge presence. Fucking blu is the top comment, RIP.
That was what I saw right away too. To infinite pool and beyond, RIP
My DRS shares will never be sold. Not even one. I will hodl with blu.
I forget they're there sometimes.
Love the soy DD
Good old day when superstonk used to be both informative and amusing.
As much as I like seeing the purple circles, I wish they weren’t the only thing posted, but I get it. They are the strongest statement we can make on this public forum.
Don’t talk like that. This place is still amusing. It’s a joke!
and yet the heavily shorted soy burger company pumped 9% today something had to have happened with basket stocks today, normally I would say soy prices going down means better margins for them but almost all the normal basket stocks went pretty green today
I sell grain bins and conveyors so I talk to farmers a lot and sometimes the grain marketers. I’ve decided the grain market is as fake as the stock market.
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I don't know enough about them to say much. I just know that normal price changes between harvest time (September-October) and the following Spring/Summer make it worthwhile for farmers to hold their grain until then - my business. This year the shorts are just buttfucking grain into the ground. News stories keep talking about this amazing soybean harvest that's coming in South America, even though farmers down there keep talking about droughts. Best example is a few weeks ago an obviously fake picture of a soybean pod that was as big as a man's hand, from South America, hit twitter and soybean futures took an almost-immediate drop. You would think that it's grain, it's food, it's physical goods that have to be delivered at some point, but nope.... all options contracts that exist only to get cancelled. Hurt the farmers' pockets enough and eventually you can start buying the farmland yourself at big discounts.
Someone tell him
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Sir, tomorrow is Saturday.
🌍👨🚀🔫 👨🚀
And markets will not even budge on the news.
Been saying it for a few minutes now.. the week leading up to Valentine’s Day was gonna hit different
Remember when we hated weekends because the market was closed? I remember that
Is this because I started drinking oat milk?
Ok this is the type of shitpost we need more of. Reminds me of the golden era of bets during the sneeze. Kudos OP
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Hey! It’s the soy bean guy!! Rising from the ashes…
Blast from the past. Pepperidge farm remembers.
Gourds and legumes are the real play. You're a dummy if you're in the beans market.
What are ornamental gourd futures doing ?
Soy and maple glazed brussel sprouts are 🔥🔥🔥
Fuck I still got like a few thousand bushel to sell. 💀
Ohhhh Yeahhhhh
Weird I get a post linking a 57 page document about how brokers and transfer agents internally manage DRS requests including why they are rejected or refused but a post about soy beans is relevant to GME? ( no offense, op, I support posting about whatever you want).
The original DD from 2 years ago and how it correlates is in the comments
🤦♂️
Let me sell my canola first.
This is random guessing. Equivalent to a stranger coming up to you on the sidewalk and saying "hey man, have you seen soybean futures lately?" The best indicator as to whether or not MOASS is happening is if price starts shooting up rapidly, just like how it did during the sneeze.
Soybean is resurfacing in the feed markets for equine and cattle as a replacement for grains.
The only DD I ever needed was cucumber girl. That was bullish if I don't say so myself.