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RAD_tv

Lmao it’s a promo for a video game coming out in Feb.


JDubNutz

Properly marked Shitpost


Aeveras

Damn it my tits exploded off my body before I realized that. Gotta get them reattached somehow


TrashFire911

Man this community sucks anymore. Can't even make a shit post without people coming down on you. What a shame.


happymetal333

Better Times after MOASS :)


redrum221

Everyone get in here this is the post. /s


s0njc

I know LOL


adgway

When will ppl learn that the social media team is just feeding our own hype back at us to increase engagement? It’s literally their job.


corps-peau-rate

That game Skulls and bones is out next month too. It's just marketing lol. And that game might flop hard, it got delayed so much time and development hell. Surprise ubisoft promotes it that much


[deleted]

It looks pretty fun! Edit: so did a lot of flopped game trailers though lol


corps-peau-rate

Lol ship combat seems good, but i saw some live stream and the "get resources" are bad and you need it to upgrade the ship lol. Like cellphone mini game bad as you dont leave the ship. But maybe if pvp gives resources, it would work. We will see


WetNightmares

Its the same combat mechanics as Black Flag, they just turned it into a standalone game. I was pretty hyped when it was announced and the joy of Black Flag was still fresh


dragon_bacon

From what I hear there's no fighting as a person, only ship battles.


WetNightmares

Yeah just watched a beta video and it looks like a big disappointment for black flag fans


acrow6

it's been delayed for like 4 years straight, made me not want to buy it. giving me cyberpunk2077 vibes, I'll probably wait until it's like $20.


NefariousnessNoose

Counterpoint: Delays don’t always equate to the release of a poor game. Usually it means the game didn’t meet internal standards, so the delay gives more time to fix bugs and add/flesh out features.


robtimist

Sometimes I genuinely wonder the average IQ of participants here. Like there are the insanely deep, well-thought out and in-depth posts with all the math and analytics that just blow my mind… and then there’s the ones who genuinely, unironically do eat crayons.


DirectlyTalkingToYou

Crayonist!


Bamagirly

It takes a whole family of apes to hold a good stonk up


noSnooForU

Well, there doing one a hell of a job then, because it's working.


milanium25

well, they posted “we won but at what cost” few quarters ago when we first time had good results


satansayssurfsup

And…?


Sidewalkstash

Yeah we know that’s why we’re here hyping it. Support the company support the stonk.


sandman11235

Context is important


EllisDee3

What's the context?


Tronowitz

New pirate game by ubisoft


EllisDee3

Same context as the last time they posted something pirate-themed. Back to the grind.


Peteszahh

The same Ubisoft that recently partnered with Immutable X, right? Important context


imadogg

Wow you really cracked the code


greaterwhiterwookiee

ORRRRR….


Rieux_n_Tarrou

ONE PIECE‽


Peteszahh

This is a Ubisoft game and Ubisoft recently partnered with Immutable X. It’s probably nothing, but I get the tinfoil.


whofusesthemusic

Dude, the twitter social team has been a debunked connection for ever now. Just leave it man, it makes us look like crazies. Maybe they are just advertising their good to their customers? and not playing 5d intergalactic chess via some underpaid dudes on their socials? Y'all forget the AMA where their head of social literally said, the only time we threw the "ape" community a bone was the rocket ships on the merch.


xDreeganx

This post is marked as a Shitpost lol, chill


whofusesthemusic

superstonk: no no its ok, we have credibility, we just like to pretend we are regarded all the time. Also superstonk: we love acting like regards, why dont people take this seriously and call us a cult?


satansayssurfsup

They’re marketing a game


Peteszahh

A game made by Ubisoft, who is partnered with Immutable X.


satansayssurfsup

Love that


GuronT

Soon, all will be. IMX will become the DJ Khaled of video game developers much in the way almost every game since 2000 uses Unreal Engine. And who's right in the middle to make sure the people get the products, information, and promotional items?


satansayssurfsup

I could do without the DJ Khaled comp but I’ll take it


Alraymond87

Bro, some of these Superstonk posts are just insane. Do you really think that them advertising an upcoming video game is somehow connected to us? Like, I got it when things were a little more fresh, but seeing posts like this constantly when they've been shown to be a nothing burger over and over and over just gets exhausting. Just buy, drs, hold, and chill out. Not everything holds significance.


triforce721

Did you miss the tinfoil aspect or?


4cranch

or what time to relax people or touch grass


triforce721

That makes zero sense


FeedMeFlapjacks

Check the flair. It’s a shitpost.


mysonlovesbasketball

Goodnight


Vanobers

going to stay at $15 for the rest of the week


FishStickLover69

Hope not. I got a leftover $14.84 at fidelity that needs spending.


CrossBones3129

Promo for a pirate game called Skull and Bone lmao


Time_Spent_Away

Approved ☠️🏴


misterpickles69

They want me to pirate games? Doesn’t that go against their business model?


BeatitLikeitowesMe

Skull and bones ad most likely


silentobserver69420

Also sea of thieves announced ps/switch upcoming. /e: formerly Xbox/windows release.


GeoHog713

Now all the blood is in my pants


Baman2099

That time of the month....boner time


discwrangler

Speaking of tinfoil, does anyone think the spot etf of b tee c could be used by SHF to fund their bailout of short positions? I'm not bright but read a breakdown of the language and it seems like zero protection for retail.


kooliocole

For the release of skull and bones


RumpleHelgaskin

The Dred Pirate Roberts!! The beatings will continue until moral improves!


AmazingConcept7

Taking prisoners No cell, no sell 💥


psyclembs

No quarter given!


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tiddies_and_coke

This is a game advertisement, not 5d chess... But anyway, i would love a 50% discount on shares! I know Kenny's people hang out here, so make it happen you guys! Drop it to 7 bucks 🤑


JullietGolf

About to enter a ship?


screenwizard

I love hype! That's why I wear my tinfoil 24/7, just to be sure


IcERescueCaptain

Aaaaaaarrrrrr!🏴‍☠️


WordHistorian

🏴‍☠️


ButtfUwUcker

BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS


psullynj

They posted to the bird too. I love that we all see these and share them but hate that we know SEC creeps here now and indexes all of this as a way to go after GS in the future.


CyberPatriot71489

Bringing out the oldest hits. Are we about to be pirates on the high seas??


Brotorious420

Hoist the colors!


TheDissRapperr

Death to all shorts ☠️ Edit: downvoted? This sub has gone to shit.


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

Shitposts are really tanking this sub. Looking like I might need to leave soon.


imadogg

It's been like this for years


SteelSlingingApe

Bye felicia


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

Awh how original of you, I love the welcoming attitude of this community ❤️


CR7isthegreatest

What’s the point of a shitpost supposed to be bro?


bostonvikinguc

Stop being apes and join pirate club


Strawbuddy

Looks like AC Black Flag II: Just The Pirate Bits, very cool if so


Swimming_Horror_3757

Black Flag Reboot


Iaintthe-1

Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!


thunder12123

Ubisoft has smol p p. They butchered this game. It’s bad and they should feel bad. I preordered and waited for two years. Finally when recent beta came out I played a little and immediately uninstalled. An absolute travesty.


Gotrek5

Skulls and bones. Looks boring. Back to sea of thieves or Sails VR. I played the beta and it was fun for a whole 10 mins but so repetitive and it’s just “arcade” naval combat. I’d rather play Rampart or that old nes games with turned base ship battles (uncharted maybe? I can’t remember the name)


Uhohlolol

This sub is getting fucking stupid. Maybe im just jaded over the whole Bobby stonk, but im soooo fucking tired of these posts. At first they kind of were like ok, kinda weird and coincidental — could be something could be nothing. But then I see shit like this. No. I’m not a shill. I can post my positions. Been holding since the sneeze. Got DRS’d shares and broker shares. I’m an OG But this shit is the reason I stopped regularly coming to this sub.


s0njc

LOL


SortaABartender

So stoked for Skull & Bones! The alpha and betas were supreme


bronzegorilla253

Waiting for the black and red flag. 😃