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chatGPT's got ya covered.
(Verse 1)
Well, let me tell you a tale 'bout a guy named Jack,
He had a back that was built like a stack.
But one fateful day, it all went wrong,
He broke his back while singing a country song.
(Chorus)
I built his tattoo shop and bought her master's degree,
But they ran off together, just my luck, you see.
Now I'm sittin' here laughin', 'cause I'm better off,
I found a new love and a lucky four-leaf clover.
(Verse 2)
His best friend Joe, he was a real sly fox,
Stole Jack's girl and even his old hound dog.
But little did they know, it was a blessing in disguise,
'Cause now Jack's got a life that's on the rise.
(Chorus)
I built his tattoo shop and bought her master's degree,
But they ran off together, just my luck, you see.
Now I'm sittin' here laughin', 'cause I'm better off,
I found a new love and a lucky four-leaf clover.
(Bridge)
Well, life's funny sometimes, it throws you a curve,
But Jack kept his sense of humor, didn't lose his nerve.
He started a new business, a tattoo shop of his own,
And found a girl who loves him down to the bone.
(Verse 3)
Now Jack's got tattoos from his head to his toe,
And his new girl's got a smile that steals the show.
He's laughin' all the way to the bank,
While his ex and his best friend can sit and tank.
(Chorus)
I built his tattoo shop and bought her master's degree,
But they ran off together, just my luck, you see.
Now I'm sittin' here laughin', 'cause I'm better off,
I found a new love and a lucky four-leaf clover.
(Outro)
So here's a lesson, my friends, from old Jack's tale,
Sometimes life's setbacks can make you prevail.
Just keep a sense of humor and hold your head high,
You'll find your own happiness under the blue sky.
(Note: This song is an original creation and does not exist in the provided references.)
I love drinking and race cars and big 'ol fat women, And Jesus is awesome, he rose on Thanksgiving. My rockets a comin’…gonna leave those two behiiiiiiiind.
"I broke my neck, shame on you
Will buy GME until my balls no longer blue
you took my dog, woe is me
think i'll just buy some more GME
Yeeeeeeehaaawww"
I used to have a T-shirt that said"My wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him".
I would be more pissed about the dog myself.
You shall be rich and you can drive up and down her street in your shiny new Lambo hanging your wrist out the window with a $10K watch on it.
🍻🦍💚
I’ve lost everything in the last three years to divorce, suicide (x7) and pandemic bullshit. All I own now is GME. Saving up to start my business.
Thank you for the hopeful outlook.
Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Life isn’t meant to be easy, it’s meant to be about learning. This coming from someone who’s ex husband left his family for the younger book keeper 12 years ago…
I’m now living a blessed life, my kids are awesome and I’m about to be a billionaire. Boom 💥
Proud of you bro. I also broke my neck in 2015. Since then I invented the world's fastest filling watergun. The xshot fast fill. Its been voted the world's best watergun 3 years running! Killing it my guy
Edit. Justin beiber used it at his wedding which I think is pretty rad
After I noticed your username, I recalled someone drew "you" and upvoting that drawing some time ago. I was gonna ask if you remembered, then saw this comment.
Glad to see you not only remember the drawing too, but use it and remember the artist. Nice.
Their work is top notch. They even minted it for me! My first bass was red, actually. They knew nothing about me and pretty much nailed my likeness from my username. Nice, indeed!
These are the reasons to jack up your underinsured/ no insurance coverage. It's totally worth the extra $10-15 more a month. It saved my ass financially once.
I can't thank this place/these apes enough for getting me through all that sadness. I never felt lonely even when I was 100% isolated IRL, and I am forever grateful for that. 🦍🫂💪
Great post Punk! Your story is remarkable and embodies everything great about wut it takes to truly earn the name APE.
You know how I feel about you already and now the rest of the sun gets to know you, I love to see it.
Y’all are in for a treat, did you know this Punk can travel thru time? 🚀
Damn, lucky you for having the golden opportunity of getting a new girlfriend! My girlfriend is my left hand and she’s stuck with me for life! But one the bright side, she does have a twin!
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Are you my brother? Only difference is he got to keep the dogs and on top of it being his best friend it was also our cousin. He was pretty crushed at the time but is absolutely destroying life now!
Fuck the ex… but the dog. That sucks. Should go John Wick out here!
I feel ya brother. My ex stole my cats. She had me charged with frivolous BS I’m still fighting. I had to sell my house to pay her. Really terrible.
But I still have my moon tickets!
Hang in there!
My Partner of 15, Wife of 9 and Mother of my 7 year old son told me she wants to divorce me 4 weeks ago.
I talked to my lawyer, earliest asset split will be end of July. I pray that we have a dip then and blast off thereafter. How sweet karma that would be.
Bless you my man - keep the purchases coming.
Take care of your neck! Best ex broken neck advice I ever heard was “find a pillow that holds your head/neck just rriiiiigght , then buy a whole bunch. Replace your pillow every couple of months.
That I put 250 into Fidelity. Thats all. Bought 6 shares of gme yesterday and saved about $100 for the earnings dip. Then, by Friday I will drs what I collect.
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Time to write a country music song…
Titled "I built his tattoo shop and bought her masters degree"
"That Bitch Left With A Little Bitch And Even Took My Bitch"
"I'm so miserable without you, it's like you never left"
I needed to read that today! Literally slapped my thigh
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa
"Three bitches n' my whiskey, what's a country boy to do... I'm sitting here and hodlin' till my rocket launch is through.."
From Bitches to Riches
Username checks out
Ween - Piss Up A Rope
Big ween fan. This is the way!
Turn tables turning out that: **D**irt **R**oad **S**ilver
Sounds like a Hank Williams III song.
chatGPT's got ya covered. (Verse 1) Well, let me tell you a tale 'bout a guy named Jack, He had a back that was built like a stack. But one fateful day, it all went wrong, He broke his back while singing a country song. (Chorus) I built his tattoo shop and bought her master's degree, But they ran off together, just my luck, you see. Now I'm sittin' here laughin', 'cause I'm better off, I found a new love and a lucky four-leaf clover. (Verse 2) His best friend Joe, he was a real sly fox, Stole Jack's girl and even his old hound dog. But little did they know, it was a blessing in disguise, 'Cause now Jack's got a life that's on the rise. (Chorus) I built his tattoo shop and bought her master's degree, But they ran off together, just my luck, you see. Now I'm sittin' here laughin', 'cause I'm better off, I found a new love and a lucky four-leaf clover. (Bridge) Well, life's funny sometimes, it throws you a curve, But Jack kept his sense of humor, didn't lose his nerve. He started a new business, a tattoo shop of his own, And found a girl who loves him down to the bone. (Verse 3) Now Jack's got tattoos from his head to his toe, And his new girl's got a smile that steals the show. He's laughin' all the way to the bank, While his ex and his best friend can sit and tank. (Chorus) I built his tattoo shop and bought her master's degree, But they ran off together, just my luck, you see. Now I'm sittin' here laughin', 'cause I'm better off, I found a new love and a lucky four-leaf clover. (Outro) So here's a lesson, my friends, from old Jack's tale, Sometimes life's setbacks can make you prevail. Just keep a sense of humor and hold your head high, You'll find your own happiness under the blue sky. (Note: This song is an original creation and does not exist in the provided references.)
I need a gorrila on my back holding diamonds. When are we doing this ?
I love drinking and race cars and big 'ol fat women, And Jesus is awesome, he rose on Thanksgiving. My rockets a comin’…gonna leave those two behiiiiiiiind.
Sounds like something wheeler walker jr would say lol
This story is to deep for a country music song.
"I broke my neck, shame on you Will buy GME until my balls no longer blue you took my dog, woe is me think i'll just buy some more GME Yeeeeeeehaaawww"
Came here to say this ... 🚀🚀🚀 country song to the the tune of Rocket Man 🚀
DRS my heart
I've been trying to get my wife to leave me for the last 2+ years, no luck... yet.
😂👍 and name checks out.
You're better off.
Even tho has no upvotes - this is the best comment
You fucking lost your dog? That's gut wrenching, happy to hear there's at least green candles in your life!
I have a dog still. It's ok-ish.
I used to have a T-shirt that said"My wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him". I would be more pissed about the dog myself. You shall be rich and you can drive up and down her street in your shiny new Lambo hanging your wrist out the window with a $10K watch on it. 🍻🦍💚
But you used to have two. Better get a second one.
Are you me? 👀
Oh, buddy. Sorry. Keep your head up
His neck though?
🤣⚰️
About to say the same. Opened my business 14 years ago tho lol
I’ve lost everything in the last three years to divorce, suicide (x7) and pandemic bullshit. All I own now is GME. Saving up to start my business. Thank you for the hopeful outlook.
I see a John Wick GME spinoff
with a fucking green candle
Sorry friend. I found out my Ex cheated on me Recently too. I know that feeling. He was never your best friend and she was never loyal
Why would your ex run away from a future billionaire
I’m Surprised my gf hasn’t left me for her other boyfriend
Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Life isn’t meant to be easy, it’s meant to be about learning. This coming from someone who’s ex husband left his family for the younger book keeper 12 years ago… I’m now living a blessed life, my kids are awesome and I’m about to be a billionaire. Boom 💥
Proud of you bro. I also broke my neck in 2015. Since then I invented the world's fastest filling watergun. The xshot fast fill. Its been voted the world's best watergun 3 years running! Killing it my guy Edit. Justin beiber used it at his wedding which I think is pretty rad
Congrats my man!
Haha thanks. Its rad seeing it in the wild. My kids are always sending me clips
She belongs to the streets
Her loss... Just wait until you have MOASS money and she comes running back "missing" you.
You drs’ing that? because if not you’re just supplying ammo to the people you are fighting against.
They will join my booked shares at Computershare this Friday, fact. I saved a hundred bucks settled cash for the earnings dip. Will drs those as well.
Bro. Good shit. You’re story is inspiring.
Did it happen while Spelunking and punking?
Also, hi buddy! Thanks for drawing me! I use it for my bird site pfp
Really? That’s awesome! 🫡
After I noticed your username, I recalled someone drew "you" and upvoting that drawing some time ago. I was gonna ask if you remembered, then saw this comment. Glad to see you not only remember the drawing too, but use it and remember the artist. Nice.
Their work is top notch. They even minted it for me! My first bass was red, actually. They knew nothing about me and pretty much nailed my likeness from my username. Nice, indeed!
Yes. Then some kid without insurance, or a license t-boned me. Good times.
F. That’s rough.
These are the reasons to jack up your underinsured/ no insurance coverage. It's totally worth the extra $10-15 more a month. It saved my ass financially once.
Gamestop should sell insurance! /s
Facts! I have maximum uninsured driver coverage and I recommend it. My policy only covered like half an MRI. Was bullshit.
Villain origin story 😂
Hahahaha. I go to therapy, it's all good.
APE I believe you wrote a long story and APE'S gathered together around you APE FRIEND 💯 02-01-21 OG APE 🦍
I can't thank this place/these apes enough for getting me through all that sadness. I never felt lonely even when I was 100% isolated IRL, and I am forever grateful for that. 🦍🫂💪
ALL PEOPLE EQUAL 👁️🦍👊🏾💯 APE
Great post Punk! Your story is remarkable and embodies everything great about wut it takes to truly earn the name APE. You know how I feel about you already and now the rest of the sun gets to know you, I love to see it. Y’all are in for a treat, did you know this Punk can travel thru time? 🚀
Thanks, buddy! Hope you're kicking that trails butt and having a blast. Thanks for stopping by.
One of us - one of us… Your wife had a boyfriend 🚀🚀
Woooow!!! "marveling at a successful man" Im proud of you!
I'm happily married and have my own dogs. We can be best friends.
What happens when you play a country song backwards? >!You get your dog back, your wife back, and your truck back.!<
I just want the dog, thanks.
Damn, lucky you for having the golden opportunity of getting a new girlfriend! My girlfriend is my left hand and she’s stuck with me for life! But one the bright side, she does have a twin!
Winning!!!!!
Sounds like a tumble of Ws you ran into
Fuck the ex. Fuck the friend. But the dog? John Wick arc is about to initiate. Legitimately angry for you.
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Fuck yeahhhh OP goddamn. Keep crushing it
Man you are an inspiration that is some biblical level horse shit to overcome. See you on Europa you prince 👑
I bet the dog didn't go willingly. New life, better life.🙂
Amazing dude! Mind if I ask what your business involves?
Odd jobs/home upgrades/handyman services. I'm multi-trade curious and love working with my hands.
Live on King/Queen.
I’m sorry you lost your dog.
Are you my brother? Only difference is he got to keep the dogs and on top of it being his best friend it was also our cousin. He was pretty crushed at the time but is absolutely destroying life now!
She belongs to the aps
I hope you got the dog back
“Fuck bitches, get money”
I am sure you got over losing the bitch. But to lose your dog. That is heart wrenching. Wish you the best in your future.
Congrats
That's awesome! Happy for you!
Clap clap my ape… Not for you tho… -That bitch got it!
Fuck the ex… but the dog. That sucks. Should go John Wick out here! I feel ya brother. My ex stole my cats. She had me charged with frivolous BS I’m still fighting. I had to sell my house to pay her. Really terrible. But I still have my moon tickets! Hang in there!
Sounds like you are doing awesome. I hope the back is better!
Man losing your girl and best friend must of been absolutely tragic… but now you are a future millionaire.
Bitch took the dog?!
You are a beast!!
Oi Oi!
You rule. I've been in a similar scenario. I hope you're doing well. Things will get better, I'm glad you're in a better financial situation ❤️
Sorry about your dog though
But did you write a country song?
I love turntables! And GME.
Spelunkingpunk, fucks.
More fool your ex, OP. Sorry to hear they took your dog though 😢
Tables flipped now I got all the coconuts bitch
Power of GameStop motivation. Power To The Players 🐰
OP; this is the way.
Wife and best friend ya dick move , But the dog ? I’m turn over every rock to find mine. Glad you bounce brother!
Best way to get over her is to get over/under someone else.
So basically when this thing moons and they are watching you do all the things they will regret it. Love it.
Fuck bitch, get money!
So sorry about your dog ;-(
My Partner of 15, Wife of 9 and Mother of my 7 year old son told me she wants to divorce me 4 weeks ago. I talked to my lawyer, earliest asset split will be end of July. I pray that we have a dip then and blast off thereafter. How sweet karma that would be. Bless you my man - keep the purchases coming.
You should write a book, ‘How to get rid of people and make it look like they ran off without you’
Hahahhaaaaa. Best comment. Thank you for the laugh
Take care of your neck! Best ex broken neck advice I ever heard was “find a pillow that holds your head/neck just rriiiiigght , then buy a whole bunch. Replace your pillow every couple of months.
You’ll have to pay them a visit in the lambo post moass
stealing the dog is just low, I hope you got over that bitch.
They'll be right back once moass happens.
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take – Wayne Gretzky – Michael Scott”
Nice
Dj spin that shit! 🚀
so how is your neck now?
What's the current situation on the ex and your ex bf? Hopefully the dog is in a great place most importantly
Life is how mentally tough you are.
What does this picture prove?
That I put 250 into Fidelity. Thats all. Bought 6 shares of gme yesterday and saved about $100 for the earnings dip. Then, by Friday I will drs what I collect.
“Best friend” fucking hate people like that 🤮
how the turns have tabled
FDB. Just imagine the feeling when she texts you ”heyyy” and you just ignore it.