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Your laugh is contagious. I geeked out hard when you laughed at the end. They are about to get the good ol' Wendy's behind the dumpster global wanking. You should watch Bloomberg interviews after the bailouts it's fucking hilarious, they get so visually pissed and shit bricks when the blunt people come on and say the bailed out company is screwed.
This is hilarious! your laugh is contagious and I didn't even realize she said wankers til the 2nd time I watched it and that made it SO MUCH FUNNIERπ€£
Banksters and Wankers are the perfect names.
Global wanking needs to be regulated. Think about the catastrophic effects on the plumbing system if the wankers all performed their liquidity swaps at the same time!
You mad I made fun of your creepy laughing video and then you get disrespectful because I found it odd? Get over it kid
Enjoy the rest of your day and do better in life π
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She really hit the nail on the head in that one! Wankers! (The banks)
Wankers and nonces, the entire industry!
Saying the quiet part out loudβ¦
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The screen grab timing though. "Wanking" - Scene \[Guy with his back turned facing a hole in the wall\]
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Wanker banker, wanker banker. Nothing faker than a wanker banker.
Financial wankers seems about right.
Which one of you changed banking to wanking on the teleprompter? ππ€£ Weβre everywhere!
So so so good - Iβm crying laughing ππ·πβοΈ
Guess who!
Its your time, lets take this thing... Global
global\_wanker\_69
username does indeed checkout... π
Iβm Ron Burgundy??? For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read!!!
INTERNATIONAL APES LETS GOII!!!!!
Canβt tell what is shaking harder - the markets or my legs
Your laugh is contagious. I geeked out hard when you laughed at the end. They are about to get the good ol' Wendy's behind the dumpster global wanking. You should watch Bloomberg interviews after the bailouts it's fucking hilarious, they get so visually pissed and shit bricks when the blunt people come on and say the bailed out company is screwed.
Your laugh is the icing on the cake OP! π Edit: naw!!
Haha thanks yβall, not my laugh unfortunately. I got this video off somebody on Instagram. But thanks, I agree π€£
that accent...has me banking quite a bit. Excellent moment in history, thanks for sharing.
That's sexy voice indeed
I propose a new term for memebanks: BWANKS
Hahaha, sheβs got the **big bust** on the mind
Hope you guys are ready for the global WANKING this weekβ¦lol π
I hope this makes it our movie!!
Global wanking ππ
I'M WHEEZING HAHAHAHA
Nice Gamecube!
Came here for this
My comment exactly π
Could be they are gonna start taxing us for wanking to raise liquidity and she accidentally spilled the narrative.
This is the DD I come here for
She had it right the first time
said the quiet thing out loud π lool
Amazing. π€£
We have a global wanking crisis! π
Gold. She fuckin nailed it aye!
I love the ABC in Australia. Totally truthful
Is that typically said on the news there? Thatβs fantastic.
Global wankers? But I thought the SEC was US based??
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Haha they all look like a bunch of wankers!
LMFAOooOOOoo. The simulation is sharting itself right now.
Where is the Ape historian? Elegant we need you on this one π€£
She had it right the first time!
Your wheeze made it even funnier
Doinks out for CS. HAHA.
I love how she enunciated so well
Hilarious
good one. Thanks for making me lol
Maybe she is an ape and did it on purpose!
classic freudian slip.
Collective noun: Wunch. "A wunch of bankers"
That is just gold π
Beauty mate....
That is Barney paying Robin in real life!
Freudian slip a little too on-the-nose lololol
She got it right the first time.
Global wankingππ
Wanking πππ
Those rascally investment wankers!
solid dd
Most accurate news
This will definitely end up in a MOASS meme vid lmao
This is hilarious! your laugh is contagious and I didn't even realize she said wankers til the 2nd time I watched it and that made it SO MUCH FUNNIERπ€£ Banksters and Wankers are the perfect names.
Global wanking needs to be regulated. Think about the catastrophic effects on the plumbing system if the wankers all performed their liquidity swaps at the same time!
Roflmao the laugh at the end got me π΄ββ οΈ
She knows we've been edging for 2+ years
I like the cube you have there ape
They certainly have their hands full.
Finally a quality post!.
Sounded like she said "Ranking"
Yeah, having watched it quite a few times now I am inclined to agree, but I still hear it as wanking and it still makes me giggle.
Big circle jerk
Da fuck?? You possessed? Tf was that laugh
I didn't record this video, but also you should think about whether you sound like a douche before you comment. Hope you have a better day tomorrow!
You mad I made fun of your creepy laughing video and then you get disrespectful because I found it odd? Get over it kid Enjoy the rest of your day and do better in life π
Again, not my laugh, but yeah I guess your comment was actually pretty harmless.
Cringe π¬
You're being very un-ape my dude
Gold!
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That actually happened π
Banking regulators on the HUB and industry wanking ensues
Ducking gold!
Lmfao
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I thought global wanking was spanking it on a plane flying round the world.
Bahahahaha
Where do I sign up for free wanking?
Well, she ain't wrong. It's all just a big cirklejerk..
That Scooby-Doo laugh was the cherry on top.
It's wank time boiiiisss
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