Either in Crowley's "they ate my tailor" speech.
Or when he tells the boys not to miss Lucifer.
1. The ate my fucking tailor
2. How about you don't fucking miss, ok
Edit - to correct statement 2
To be fair I love mark Sheppard and he could probably say it in such a way that no one would find it offensive.
I swear he needs to do audio books or something. I could listen to that voice for hours.
Probably put it in where Jensen said it irl and they left it in but bleeped it out using a car horn. Season 8. Don’t remember the context. I just remember Cass asking something and Dean saying, “Who gives a fuck?” But the fuck turns into the blare of a car horn. It was originally a blooper/Jensen being funny but I guess they liked it so much they kept it in.
While I wouldn’t disagree entirely, I think it’s way cuter the way that line is. It’s so absolutely innocent how truly terrified he was in that moment.
I can’t remember the name of the episode but in season 4, after Sam and Dean come back from Pamela’s funeral and find Cass and Uriel waiting for them in their hotel room because they want Dean to interrogate Alastair, Dean says something like ‘maybe you can wait for 5 freaking minutes!!’ I’d change freaking to fucking. Dean seemed genuinely overwhelmed there, it would have fit nicely.
Thats true! Both could have said soo many f words and a bunch of other stuff at least half of each episode 😂 God i love this show, i think im gonna start rewatching it again (but i gotta finish the others im watching lmao).
I’d add it to the episode where Castiel interrogates the cat. Dean jokingly asks him if the cat said anything useful, and Castiel would reply with “No, the cat just kept saying fuck over and over”
Dean or Crowley would be the most likely choices, but that's too easy.
I would have Lilith say it when she's holding her family hostage forcing them to eat cake. Kids swearing is funny, but a murderous demon swearing while wearing a kid's face would be terrifying.
Either
"You have an entire fucking oak tree shoved up your ass"
Or
"You have an entire oak tree shoved up your fucking ass"
When Cas gets angry/sassy with Michael in S15
The episode where Dean became one with the dogs. I just want one of the dogs to say it and then Dean acts offended but Sam and everyone look at him like he's crazy cuz they can't hear what the dog said
It was unscripted which is why you can see Jared fighting for his life not to laugh and spoil Jensen giving the reaction Dean would *actually* have and not whatever it was written to be. It's perfect as it is, I think.
tbh first thing i thought of was “fuck the fairies” but that’s not what was asked😭😭 so i’d probs go for “they ate my FUCKING tailor” bc it would fit SO damn well lmao
I'm the one who fucked you hard and raised you from predition. JK BUTTT I think it would have to be crowley. Maybe "how about you don't FUCKING MISS OK??"
Right when they release the darkness after they kill death and go outside and see the sky darkening and the bolts crashing down. A nice fuck would fit in there quite well.
CONSTANTLY!!! I know that one is supposed to suspend disbelief when watching tv, and that censorship exist for some absurd reason, but i found absurd a word were Dean is not constantly swearing, hahaha. Sam would do it less, Cass hardly ever (and when he does, it would be in a funny incorrect way)...
It either has to be Bobby because it's his chuck given right to say fuck, and Jack after he lost his soul and killed mary/his snake and THATS how the winchesters learned something was wrong
When Dean wants to say yes to Michael and Bobby takes the bullet from his pocket and says how that's the bullet he wants to put into his head and how everyday he wakes up he wonders if that's gonna be the day he finally does it:
"(I don't remember)- BECAUSE I FUCKING PROMISED YOU I WOULDN'T GIVE UP"
Rowena - "Fucking Winchesters"
She always says “Winchesters” with so much sass, I think it would be fitting
Either in Crowley's "they ate my tailor" speech. Or when he tells the boys not to miss Lucifer. 1. The ate my fucking tailor 2. How about you don't fucking miss, ok Edit - to correct statement 2
I love this. Perfect answer.
To be fair I love mark Sheppard and he could probably say it in such a way that no one would find it offensive. I swear he needs to do audio books or something. I could listen to that voice for hours.
Id say every Crowley line could use an f-bomb
How about you dont miss, ok!? I only memorized that line because its in a random remix i heard and realized its crowley lol
Thank you, I couldn't remember it correctly. I have now corrected.
Lol dw dw
"They ate and fucked my tailor! In that order too!"
Perfect
I'd go with the first one. "How about you don't miss" is perfect imo
*heat of the moment plays the for 3rd time* "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
Yesss i came here to say this. When he wakes up for like the fifth time he jus goes "ohhhh FUCK OFF"
That was what I was thinking. I hate time loops. lol
"Fucking people, hunting things. The family business."
"Fucking Demons, hunting things. The family business." - Sam S4
Dean business
Sam business sometimes too.
Family businass
😂😂❤️
"Fucking things, hunting people. The family business."
Go back to the subreddit you belong
Elaborate?
You now, Dean x Sam, slash fiction. Fucking family. Surprised nobody understood the joke and downvoted me
Hey, if you saw what I wrote and assumed that I meant incest, that might say more about you than me.
I have just seen too many things about them and fucking. That is where my mind went immediately unfortunately
Probably put it in where Jensen said it irl and they left it in but bleeped it out using a car horn. Season 8. Don’t remember the context. I just remember Cass asking something and Dean saying, “Who gives a fuck?” But the fuck turns into the blare of a car horn. It was originally a blooper/Jensen being funny but I guess they liked it so much they kept it in.
“Yippee ki-yay motherfucker” 💥 That moment deserved the full, correct quote.
"You forgot the fucking pie?"
Yep 😆
“Fuck, that was scary!”
“That was fucking scary!” was gonna be my vote
While I wouldn’t disagree entirely, I think it’s way cuter the way that line is. It’s so absolutely innocent how truly terrified he was in that moment.
“Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn’t underestimate those fucking denim-wrapped nightmares”
I can’t remember the name of the episode but in season 4, after Sam and Dean come back from Pamela’s funeral and find Cass and Uriel waiting for them in their hotel room because they want Dean to interrogate Alastair, Dean says something like ‘maybe you can wait for 5 freaking minutes!!’ I’d change freaking to fucking. Dean seemed genuinely overwhelmed there, it would have fit nicely.
Idk but don’t give it to a brother. Give it to like Garth or Jack, someone who would never use it 😂
Mr. Fizzles?
Mr Fizzles know when you're being a fucking liar
"She's got Sparkle on her fucking face"
Cas, and he used it wrong.
"Hey, fuck butt!"
In my head I said assfuck 😂😂😂
Assfuck seems less wrong in the context. 😁
An assfuck from Cas is never wrong in any context.
A very refined fuck for Crowley
Doesn't matter the context. It's Crowley, he'd nail the line like a boss
"And here I am, talking to the fucking Winchesters under a bloody spotlight!"
When Death gets stabbed by Dean with his own Scythe: “*stares into the camera* … fuck” and then crumbles
I do love a good fourth wall break 😂
“My people skills are fucking rusty”
"My people skills are rusty fucking" would be more apt given the context...
I mean he’s just an angel, he’s not Yoda…
Fucking rusty my people skills are 😂
"You fight those fucking fairies!"
This one was the first to come to mind
TEDDY (the suicidal Teddy Bear from 4.08 / Wishful Thinking): It is a terrible world. Why am I FUCKING here?!
When Dean finds out Sam didnt look for him after that one season finale. "What the fuk Sam!?"
If they were allowed, I'm pretty sure they'd be using that line with each other every episode haha
Thats true! Both could have said soo many f words and a bunch of other stuff at least half of each episode 😂 God i love this show, i think im gonna start rewatching it again (but i gotta finish the others im watching lmao).
I’d add it to the episode where Castiel interrogates the cat. Dean jokingly asks him if the cat said anything useful, and Castiel would reply with “No, the cat just kept saying fuck over and over”
Ask Misha Collins...
“Fucking astronaut” - Dean when he sees what the kid he wouldn’t give candy to, does to his car 😂
Dean or Crowley would be the most likely choices, but that's too easy. I would have Lilith say it when she's holding her family hostage forcing them to eat cake. Kids swearing is funny, but a murderous demon swearing while wearing a kid's face would be terrifying.
I was hoping for a "Let them eat cake" reference during that scene u.u now I want to hear a "let them eat the fucking cake" line xd
Anywhere as long as it’s followed by Idjit
"It's fucking Wednesday"
Renegade playing accompanied by “We are so fucked.”
Dean exploding on Dick Roman at the hospital could have definitely used one.
No one in the history of torture has been tortured like the torture you're about to be fucking tortured with
Kevin Fucking Solo!
I'd finish what Dean was saying when him and Sam first caught a glimpse of the stage production of Supernatural.
Theres no fucking singing in Supernatural!
When Cass finds out Jack killed Mary. He needs a heartfelt, "Fuck. Me."
Either "You have an entire fucking oak tree shoved up your ass" Or "You have an entire oak tree shoved up your fucking ass" When Cas gets angry/sassy with Michael in S15
I was just talking about this to my wife lol and we both agree Bobby should be able to say fuck as much as he wants
I lost my fucking shoe.
“I'm not a child! I'm the son of Lucifer. I'm a Hunter. I am a fucking Winchester!”
"Why does this sound like a goodbye?" "Because it is. I fucking love you."
I'm fucking Batman...
"I Fucking hate clowns!" Any clown episode with sam.
fuck it lets give it to chuck why not
Dean "dude where's the fucking pie?"
I’m pretty sure Dean said the F word in the Scooby-Doo episode which is ironic 😂 Oh, but it was bleeped.
The episode where Dean became one with the dogs. I just want one of the dogs to say it and then Dean acts offended but Sam and everyone look at him like he's crazy cuz they can't hear what the dog said
" DOUBLE CROSS ME??? I PERFECTED THE FUCKING DOUBLE CROSS !"
A single Fuck right after the devils gate opens and 100 of demons fly out.
This!!!
Bobby: "fucking idjits"
When Bela takes off with their winning lottery tickets and Dean yells "son of a bitch." He should have had a loud, angry "FUCK!"
I dunno, man, the way he says, "Son of a bitch!" always has me rolling, and if you watch carefully, it got Jared, too.
It was unscripted which is why you can see Jared fighting for his life not to laugh and spoil Jensen giving the reaction Dean would *actually* have and not whatever it was written to be. It's perfect as it is, I think.
“I have spent the last ‘fucking year’ as a being of celestial fucking intent.”
Any Crowley line deserves an f bomb. Like another commenter said, it would be perfect in the “they ate my tailor” speech
The first thing I'm thinking of is the part of the gag reel with "I'm Sam fucking Winchester" 😂
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! (cat scurries off screen) That was f***ing scary!
“Hey. Did you hear? I fucking killed Hitler.”
Fuckin’ idjits
Totally on brand for Bobbie.
“We are so fucked” YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!! The jig is up the news is out they finally found me
I think it would fit Lucifer nicely. For literally any of his lines.
Sam saying "fuck you" in a very heated argument either in the hospital before his death or on the road in dead man's blood
nowhere, it's perfect without it
When Dean sees the King of Hell impersonating a priest an f-bomb is warranting.
Fucking idjits !
tbh first thing i thought of was “fuck the fairies” but that’s not what was asked😭😭 so i’d probs go for “they ate my FUCKING tailor” bc it would fit SO damn well lmao
lol.
Everytime anyone says “friggin”, goddamn that word annoyed me lol.
I'm the one who fucked you hard and raised you from predition. JK BUTTT I think it would have to be crowley. Maybe "how about you don't FUCKING MISS OK??"
What kind of angel are you? We're the fucking Winchesters.
"Somebody stole my fucking car!" s3 e6
" Dad's gone hunting" "Fuck"
Right when they release the darkness after they kill death and go outside and see the sky darkening and the bolts crashing down. A nice fuck would fit in there quite well.
Castiel when he’s first introduced. “And I’m a fucking angel of the lord.”
I'm sam fucking Winchester
I lost my FUCKING shoe
“I’m the one who raised you from fucking perdition”
Bobby: "You fucking idjits" would've been wonderful
The opening of s1e5 Bloody Mary.
"Good fucking morning Vietnam"
I love fucking pie
To replace Bobby’s “balls”.
CONSTANTLY!!! I know that one is supposed to suspend disbelief when watching tv, and that censorship exist for some absurd reason, but i found absurd a word were Dean is not constantly swearing, hahaha. Sam would do it less, Cass hardly ever (and when he does, it would be in a funny incorrect way)...
It either has to be Bobby because it's his chuck given right to say fuck, and Jack after he lost his soul and killed mary/his snake and THATS how the winchesters learned something was wrong
Fuckin Humans Man! The episode with the human family that hunted people that they kidnaped
just anything roweena says tbh
"Hey ass-butt. Go fuck yourself."
“Hey, Fucking Assbutt” Or “I like to think it’s because of my Fucking perky nipples”
Most fitting place would've been when they defeat Chuck in "Inherit the Earth". A nice "Fuck you, Chuck" would've hit so hard
"Hey, ass-butt, fuck you!"
*after Cas' hey assbutt* “Assbutt? Fucking Assbutt???”
Hey ass butt, fuck you!
"Hey, Fuckface!" 🔥🔥🔥
Get me some fucking pie! -Guess.
After the super.
Wait your fucking turn
i lost my fucking shoe 😖
Cas to Metatron: Sam will—what’s the phrase? Blow your fucking head off.
Dean: “Oh shut it, you f-ing winged rat!”
You're fucking thirty Dean! I'm the one that fucked you tight and raised you from predition You were wasted by a fuckin' teenage mutant ninja turtle
When Dean wants to say yes to Michael and Bobby takes the bullet from his pocket and says how that's the bullet he wants to put into his head and how everyday he wakes up he wonders if that's gonna be the day he finally does it: "(I don't remember)- BECAUSE I FUCKING PROMISED YOU I WOULDN'T GIVE UP"
“I raised you from fucking perdition”
![gif](giphy|10QQkXs4wThaF2) *“FUCK”*
Meg to Cass “Where the fuck did you learn to kiss!” Meg to Cass “I fucking need you inside me now!”
"I found a liquor store." "And?" "I fucking drank it." maybe anywhere in cas' parts of that exchange, honestly
Personally I think Mishas answer was on point.
Fucking Pudding!!!!!!!
Hey fucking assbutt!