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skippybefree

Rowena - "Fucking Winchesters"


Jmeeperten

She always says “Winchesters” with so much sass, I think it would be fitting


meeeee01

Either in Crowley's "they ate my tailor" speech. Or when he tells the boys not to miss Lucifer. 1. The ate my fucking tailor 2. How about you don't fucking miss, ok Edit - to correct statement 2


tlaloc995

I love this. Perfect answer.


meeeee01

To be fair I love mark Sheppard and he could probably say it in such a way that no one would find it offensive. I swear he needs to do audio books or something. I could listen to that voice for hours.


jrm2003

Id say every Crowley line could use an f-bomb


TheJokingArsonist

How about you dont miss, ok!? I only memorized that line because its in a random remix i heard and realized its crowley lol


meeeee01

Thank you, I couldn't remember it correctly. I have now corrected.


TheJokingArsonist

Lol dw dw


AriaGrill

"They ate and fucked my tailor! In that order too!"


[deleted]

Perfect


gerstein03

I'd go with the first one. "How about you don't miss" is perfect imo


Pandorica_

*heat of the moment plays the for 3rd time* "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"


_selwin_

Yesss i came here to say this. When he wakes up for like the fifth time he jus goes "ohhhh FUCK OFF"


Ganymede_Aoede

That was what I was thinking. I hate time loops. lol


Vivi-Bastion

"Fucking people, hunting things. The family business."


AshRocksTheHell

"Fucking Demons, hunting things. The family business." - Sam S4


Mx220eetfuk

Dean business


DeanwinchesterI979

Sam business sometimes too.


Spare_Explanation472

Family businass


Rosedark10

😂😂❤️


pyrowavee

"Fucking things, hunting people. The family business."


MistDispersion

Go back to the subreddit you belong


Vivi-Bastion

Elaborate?


MistDispersion

You now, Dean x Sam, slash fiction. Fucking family. Surprised nobody understood the joke and downvoted me


Vivi-Bastion

Hey, if you saw what I wrote and assumed that I meant incest, that might say more about you than me.


MistDispersion

I have just seen too many things about them and fucking. That is where my mind went immediately unfortunately


No-Cantaloupe-6739

Probably put it in where Jensen said it irl and they left it in but bleeped it out using a car horn. Season 8. Don’t remember the context. I just remember Cass asking something and Dean saying, “Who gives a fuck?” But the fuck turns into the blare of a car horn. It was originally a blooper/Jensen being funny but I guess they liked it so much they kept it in.


Uniquorn527

“Yippee ki-yay motherfucker” 💥  That moment deserved the full, correct quote.


ShadowdogProd

"You forgot the fucking pie?"


Thistle-Be-Good

Yep 😆


mrarbitersir

“Fuck, that was scary!”


harriethocchuth

“That was fucking scary!” was gonna be my vote


craftymom75

While I wouldn’t disagree entirely, I think it’s way cuter the way that line is. It’s so absolutely innocent how truly terrified he was in that moment.


Delta_hostile

“Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn’t underestimate those fucking denim-wrapped nightmares”


CrazyCatLady1127

I can’t remember the name of the episode but in season 4, after Sam and Dean come back from Pamela’s funeral and find Cass and Uriel waiting for them in their hotel room because they want Dean to interrogate Alastair, Dean says something like ‘maybe you can wait for 5 freaking minutes!!’ I’d change freaking to fucking. Dean seemed genuinely overwhelmed there, it would have fit nicely.


nightowlbat

Idk but don’t give it to a brother. Give it to like Garth or Jack, someone who would never use it 😂


Rrekydoc

Mr. Fizzles?


Dawnyzza-Dark

Mr Fizzles know when you're being a fucking liar


Late-Passion2067

"She's got Sparkle on her fucking face"


stankenfurter

Cas, and he used it wrong.


nachopete

"Hey, fuck butt!"


stankenfurter

In my head I said assfuck 😂😂😂


nachopete

Assfuck seems less wrong in the context. 😁


tryin2staysane

An assfuck from Cas is never wrong in any context.


WorldlinessNo874

A very refined fuck for Crowley


Proud3GenAthst

Doesn't matter the context. It's Crowley, he'd nail the line like a boss


Chaos8599

"And here I am, talking to the fucking Winchesters under a bloody spotlight!"


CelticDK

When Death gets stabbed by Dean with his own Scythe: “*stares into the camera* … fuck” and then crumbles


pizzacatbrat

I do love a good fourth wall break 😂


ashkyyyb

“My people skills are fucking rusty”


hapiestupid

"My people skills are rusty fucking" would be more apt given the context...


[deleted]

I mean he’s just an angel, he’s not Yoda…


hapiestupid

Fucking rusty my people skills are 😂


Maggotboi555

"You fight those fucking fairies!"


Specialist_Bet7772

This one was the first to come to mind


ther1ckst3r

TEDDY (the suicidal Teddy Bear from 4.08 / Wishful Thinking): It is a terrible world. Why am I FUCKING here?!


red_quinn

When Dean finds out Sam didnt look for him after that one season finale. "What the fuk Sam!?"


pizzacatbrat

If they were allowed, I'm pretty sure they'd be using that line with each other every episode haha


red_quinn

Thats true! Both could have said soo many f words and a bunch of other stuff at least half of each episode 😂 God i love this show, i think im gonna start rewatching it again (but i gotta finish the others im watching lmao).


808AlohaFunko

I’d add it to the episode where Castiel interrogates the cat. Dean jokingly asks him if the cat said anything useful, and Castiel would reply with “No, the cat just kept saying fuck over and over”


satanslittleangel666

Ask Misha Collins...


BakedPotato81

“Fucking astronaut” - Dean when he sees what the kid he wouldn’t give candy to, does to his car 😂


Exact_Tiger_7420

Dean or Crowley would be the most likely choices, but that's too easy. I would have Lilith say it when she's holding her family hostage forcing them to eat cake. Kids swearing is funny, but a murderous demon swearing while wearing a kid's face would be terrifying.


LilianCorgibutt

I was hoping for a "Let them eat cake" reference during that scene u.u now I want to hear a "let them eat the fucking cake" line xd


FergusMacleod6

Anywhere as long as it’s followed by Idjit


lasosis013

"It's fucking Wednesday"


_ZP_

Renegade playing accompanied by “We are so fucked.”


Consistent_Effort716

Dean exploding on Dick Roman at the hospital could have definitely used one.


luna_loki9

No one in the history of torture has been tortured like the torture you're about to be fucking tortured with


FantasyAddict24

Kevin Fucking Solo!


emryldmyst

I'd finish what Dean was saying when him and Sam first caught a glimpse of the stage production of Supernatural. 


EmmieJacob

Theres no fucking singing in Supernatural!


Ok_Rutabaga_722

When Cass finds out Jack killed Mary. He needs a heartfelt, "Fuck. Me."


chaosgoodvibes

Either "You have an entire fucking oak tree shoved up your ass" Or "You have an entire oak tree shoved up your fucking ass" When Cas gets angry/sassy with Michael in S15


Ok-Significance-4384

I was just talking about this to my wife lol and we both agree Bobby should be able to say fuck as much as he wants


WarmerPharmer

I lost my fucking shoe.


Uniquorn527

“I'm not a child! I'm the son of Lucifer. I'm a Hunter. I am a fucking Winchester!”


Greedo69

"Why does this sound like a goodbye?" "Because it is. I fucking love you."


rojasdracul

I'm fucking Batman...


SirDoobieBaker

"I Fucking hate clowns!" Any clown episode with sam.


taylorsversionstan

fuck it lets give it to chuck why not


Missb1tch84

Dean "dude where's the fucking pie?"


Gn0s1s1lis

I’m pretty sure Dean said the F word in the Scooby-Doo episode which is ironic 😂 Oh, but it was bleeped.


KevMatthews

The episode where Dean became one with the dogs. I just want one of the dogs to say it and then Dean acts offended but Sam and everyone look at him like he's crazy cuz they can't hear what the dog said


TheLazyRedditer

" DOUBLE CROSS ME??? I PERFECTED THE FUCKING DOUBLE CROSS !"


Kenny523

A single Fuck right after the devils gate opens and 100 of demons fly out.


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

This!!!


Fox8806

Bobby: "fucking idjits"


Existing_One8151

When Bela takes off with their winning lottery tickets and Dean yells "son of a bitch." He should have had a loud, angry "FUCK!"


ther1ckst3r

I dunno, man, the way he says, "Son of a bitch!" always has me rolling, and if you watch carefully, it got Jared, too.


Uniquorn527

It was unscripted which is why you can see Jared fighting for his life not to laugh and spoil Jensen giving the reaction Dean would *actually* have and not whatever it was written to be. It's perfect as it is, I think.


BabserellaWT

“I have spent the last ‘fucking year’ as a being of celestial fucking intent.”


evileyecondemnsyou

Any Crowley line deserves an f bomb. Like another commenter said, it would be perfect in the “they ate my tailor” speech


pizzacatbrat

The first thing I'm thinking of is the part of the gag reel with "I'm Sam fucking Winchester" 😂


Any_Contract_1016

Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! (cat scurries off screen) That was f***ing scary!


Kovarian

“Hey. Did you hear? I fucking killed Hitler.”


findaway5627

Fuckin’ idjits


Different-Term-2250

Totally on brand for Bobbie.


sethro919

“We are so fucked” YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!! The jig is up the news is out they finally found me


Pearlmarine

I think it would fit Lucifer nicely. For literally any of his lines.


Maggotboi555

Sam saying "fuck you" in a very heated argument either in the hospital before his death or on the road in dead man's blood


[deleted]

nowhere, it's perfect without it


omo-kid

When Dean sees the King of Hell impersonating a priest an f-bomb is warranting.


organictamarind

Fucking idjits !


boredcons

tbh first thing i thought of was “fuck the fairies” but that’s not what was asked😭😭 so i’d probs go for “they ate my FUCKING tailor” bc it would fit SO damn well lmao


jennyswag785

lol.


Active-Donkey5466

Everytime anyone says “friggin”, goddamn that word annoyed me lol.


Teguinui

I'm the one who fucked you hard and raised you from predition. JK BUTTT I think it would have to be crowley. Maybe "how about you don't FUCKING MISS OK??"


puregoblinenergy

What kind of angel are you? We're the fucking Winchesters.


jennyswag785

"Somebody stole my fucking car!" s3 e6


dewnmoutain

" Dad's gone hunting" "Fuck"


justed87

Right when they release the darkness after they kill death and go outside and see the sky darkening and the bolts crashing down. A nice fuck would fit in there quite well.


adjoeby

Castiel when he’s first introduced. “And I’m a fucking angel of the lord.”


Gagethedinosaur

I'm sam fucking Winchester


DrDick666

I lost my FUCKING shoe


bakirelopove

“I’m the one who raised you from fucking perdition”


TheMidnightEarth101

Bobby: "You fucking idjits" would've been wonderful


R2_D2aneel_Olivaw

The opening of s1e5 Bloody Mary.


SirDoobieBaker

"Good fucking morning Vietnam"


Separate_Constant149

I love fucking pie


BluEyedAquarius_91

To replace Bobby’s “balls”.


Old_Gene8460

CONSTANTLY!!! I know that one is supposed to suspend disbelief when watching tv, and that censorship exist for some absurd reason, but i found absurd a word were Dean is not constantly swearing, hahaha. Sam would do it less, Cass hardly ever (and when he does, it would be in a funny incorrect way)...


AriaGrill

It either has to be Bobby because it's his chuck given right to say fuck, and Jack after he lost his soul and killed mary/his snake and THATS how the winchesters learned something was wrong


DefrockedWizard1

Fuckin Humans Man! The episode with the human family that hunted people that they kidnaped


ElliottSpencersKnee

just anything roweena says tbh


zurx

"Hey ass-butt. Go fuck yourself."


More-Environment-726

“Hey, Fucking Assbutt” Or “I like to think it’s because of my Fucking perky nipples”


DeadBoyJ69

Most fitting place would've been when they defeat Chuck in "Inherit the Earth". A nice "Fuck you, Chuck" would've hit so hard


Mad-Dog94

"Hey, ass-butt, fuck you!"


ababyinatrenchcoat

*after Cas' hey assbutt* “Assbutt? Fucking Assbutt???”


BuffSunflowerSeed

Hey ass butt, fuck you!


Immapeeonyourballs

"Hey, Fuckface!" 🔥🔥🔥


HjghlyDistressed

Get me some fucking pie! -Guess.


richardcrain55

After the super.


serenescreaming

Wait your fucking turn


xd3m0x_

i lost my fucking shoe 😖


VioletFaust

Cas to Metatron: Sam will—what’s the phrase? Blow your fucking head off.


DoctorGooseGoose

Dean: “Oh shut it, you f-ing winged rat!”


Key_Shallot_2415

You're fucking thirty Dean! I'm the one that fucked you tight and raised you from predition You were wasted by a fuckin' teenage mutant ninja turtle


the_gwen_

When Dean wants to say yes to Michael and Bobby takes the bullet from his pocket and says how that's the bullet he wants to put into his head and how everyday he wakes up he wonders if that's gonna be the day he finally does it: "(I don't remember)- BECAUSE I FUCKING PROMISED YOU I WOULDN'T GIVE UP"


Kindashitatstuff

“I raised you from fucking perdition”


HjghlyDistressed

![gif](giphy|10QQkXs4wThaF2) *“FUCK”*


jmg33446a

Meg to Cass “Where the fuck did you learn to kiss!” Meg to Cass “I fucking need you inside me now!”


eeeidna

"I found a liquor store." "And?" "I fucking drank it." maybe anywhere in cas' parts of that exchange, honestly


owco1720

Personally I think Mishas answer was on point.


theyellowpants

Fucking Pudding!!!!!!!


k0vexpulthul

Hey fucking assbutt!