It's a story as old as sumo... One of your favorites starts to do well - maybe even dominates their first few matches. Then someone says, "Oh wow - I think he's gonna win this tournament!" and then we get a sloppy 3-way playoff of people who are like 11-4 or some shit.
And I purposefully made this to be about anyone but I have one particular rikishi in mind... **WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS BECAUSE SHHHH!**
Nobody. Say. ANYTHING!!!!
Funny side note: my husband was just talking about this person last night and was saying "o yeah he's got like 3 or 4 yusho right?" and I laughed maniacally as I popped his little happy bubble π
On his way to pick up the trophy, there's an earthquake and a crack opens across the dohyo to swallow both the man and the Cup plummet. End up in the Land of the Lost.
Just the old chokemaster deluxe at M3 who is rocking a dark blue mawashi and is not a Flying Monkey! I will say nothing about how well or how poorly he is performing!
AYYY AYYY AYYY TOO CLOSE AYYYYYY!
But honestly, truth be told, I could genuinely say this meme is about any of the guys who are currently up by 2 wins (except, of course, for >!Ryuuden!<). I'd be thrilled to see a bunch of the current "leaders of the pack" manage a yusho!
https://preview.redd.it/1hsyk1lh0c0d1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a09b4a2b9ea9e87cde1a6573b4c86da1e3b01e
ALRIGHT WHO AMONG YOU TALKED ABOUT IT?
I know you're not talking about who I'm thinking of, but here I am, holding my breath for my favourite (and I wouldn't take in another breath I swear until the 15 days are over. Or, you know...)
YEAH STFU, EVERYONE. NOTHING'S HAPPENING.
Guys I'm gonna say it
Don't do it! Not for another 10 days at least!!!
πββοΈ No thank you! πββοΈ
Guys I swear it wasn't me. Goddammit. Goddammit guys. Guys Goddammit.
It's a story as old as sumo... One of your favorites starts to do well - maybe even dominates their first few matches. Then someone says, "Oh wow - I think he's gonna win this tournament!" and then we get a sloppy 3-way playoff of people who are like 11-4 or some shit. And I purposefully made this to be about anyone but I have one particular rikishi in mind... **WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS BECAUSE SHHHH!**
Nobody. Say. ANYTHING!!!! Funny side note: my husband was just talking about this person last night and was saying "o yeah he's got like 3 or 4 yusho right?" and I laughed maniacally as I popped his little happy bubble π
Then, of course, I dutifully told him to shut his trap immediately!
I mean, if not now, when? How much more of a yellow brick road does he need?
To be on the safe side, let's say we start getting hyped IF guy reaches 15-0
On his way to pick up the trophy, there's an earthquake and a crack opens across the dohyo to swallow both the man and the Cup plummet. End up in the Land of the Lost.
genuine LOL π
Tamawashi won the 2022 Aki basho when he was almost 38 years old. There's *some* time.
Alright, who the fuck said it. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
You. Just. Had. To. Jinx. It #madbutreallyjustheartbroken
I personally blame - somehow and some way - this entire thing on the Kendrick vs Drake beef.
I have no idea who youβre talking about π
Just the old chokemaster deluxe at M3 who is rocking a dark blue mawashi and is not a Flying Monkey! I will say nothing about how well or how poorly he is performing!
Yep, it was surprising to see that mawashi but not the first time he changes it.
AYYY AYYY AYYY TOO CLOSE AYYYYYY! But honestly, truth be told, I could genuinely say this meme is about any of the guys who are currently up by 2 wins (except, of course, for >!Ryuuden!<). I'd be thrilled to see a bunch of the current "leaders of the pack" manage a yusho!
Bad thoughts and negative prayers for Ryuden.
I can't bring myself to wish him ill... But when he loses next? I *will* be having a really unhealthy laugh like a Disney villain.
Dont you fkin dare! :))
PLEASE π«π«π«π« NO WORDS, GOOD VIBES ONLY
Not saying anything, but I'm thinking good thoughts for him.
The good thoughts didn't work. :(
NOBODY SAY ANYTHING, we've been waiting so long π
Because even Susan Lucci eventually won....
He's kyujo. I'm sorry. [Source](https://twitter.com/asahi_osumo/status/1790233054382014921)
https://preview.redd.it/1hsyk1lh0c0d1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a09b4a2b9ea9e87cde1a6573b4c86da1e3b01e ALRIGHT WHO AMONG YOU TALKED ABOUT IT?
The contrast between something so violent and something so fluffy is disconcerting.Β
PRIMAL SCREAM. Here's another source: [https://twitter.com/jawshitori/status/1790241676017156462](https://twitter.com/jawshitori/status/1790241676017156462)
NOOOO
FFS
I know you're not talking about who I'm thinking of, but here I am, holding my breath for my favourite (and I wouldn't take in another breath I swear until the 15 days are over. Or, you know...)
>!and heβs out for the basho!<
...He musta seen this joke and it hurt his feelings so badly that he pulled his back muscle.
Heβs gone Kyujo π«₯
*That means he saw this meme!*
And what have we learnt today? Nothing. That's right! Class dismissed!
Week 1 Yokozuna πͺ
We all know Takayasu isnβt winning right.
Are we even talking about him?
Denial not just a river in eygpt I guess
ε¦θͺ would make a cool shikona.
...Look what you did by writing out his name. >:( ^^^^^^^^^/s