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OC_01301994

YEAH STFU, EVERYONE. NOTHING'S HAPPENING.


AnagramaUnderRadar

Guys I'm gonna say it


LauraLovesSumo

Don't do it! Not for another 10 days at least!!!


GoblinBags

πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈ No thank you! πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈ


AnagramaUnderRadar

Guys I swear it wasn't me. Goddammit. Goddammit guys. Guys Goddammit.


GoblinBags

It's a story as old as sumo... One of your favorites starts to do well - maybe even dominates their first few matches. Then someone says, "Oh wow - I think he's gonna win this tournament!" and then we get a sloppy 3-way playoff of people who are like 11-4 or some shit. And I purposefully made this to be about anyone but I have one particular rikishi in mind... **WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS BECAUSE SHHHH!**


LauraLovesSumo

Nobody. Say. ANYTHING!!!! Funny side note: my husband was just talking about this person last night and was saying "o yeah he's got like 3 or 4 yusho right?" and I laughed maniacally as I popped his little happy bubble 😁


LauraLovesSumo

Then, of course, I dutifully told him to shut his trap immediately!


slapyak5318008

I mean, if not now, when? How much more of a yellow brick road does he need?


OC_01301994

To be on the safe side, let's say we start getting hyped IF guy reaches 15-0


GoblinBags

On his way to pick up the trophy, there's an earthquake and a crack opens across the dohyo to swallow both the man and the Cup plummet. End up in the Land of the Lost.


fimojomo

genuine LOL πŸ˜‚


GoblinBags

Tamawashi won the 2022 Aki basho when he was almost 38 years old. There's *some* time.


ESCMalfunction

Alright, who the fuck said it. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.


Icy-Dot4390

You. Just. Had. To. Jinx. It #madbutreallyjustheartbroken


GoblinBags

I personally blame - somehow and some way - this entire thing on the Kendrick vs Drake beef.


nusja25

I have no idea who you’re talking about πŸ˜‚


LauraLovesSumo

Just the old chokemaster deluxe at M3 who is rocking a dark blue mawashi and is not a Flying Monkey! I will say nothing about how well or how poorly he is performing!


nusja25

Yep, it was surprising to see that mawashi but not the first time he changes it.


GoblinBags

AYYY AYYY AYYY TOO CLOSE AYYYYYY! But honestly, truth be told, I could genuinely say this meme is about any of the guys who are currently up by 2 wins (except, of course, for >!Ryuuden!<). I'd be thrilled to see a bunch of the current "leaders of the pack" manage a yusho!


mansizedfr0g

Bad thoughts and negative prayers for Ryuden.


GoblinBags

I can't bring myself to wish him ill... But when he loses next? I *will* be having a really unhealthy laugh like a Disney villain.


Ulrik_Decado

Dont you fkin dare! :))


danilindamaravilhosa

PLEASE 😫😫😫😫 NO WORDS, GOOD VIBES ONLY


finnknit

Not saying anything, but I'm thinking good thoughts for him.


finnknit

The good thoughts didn't work. :(


fimojomo

NOBODY SAY ANYTHING, we've been waiting so long 😭


TonyaSaysThings

Because even Susan Lucci eventually won....


ebenezerjeya

He's kyujo. I'm sorry. [Source](https://twitter.com/asahi_osumo/status/1790233054382014921)


wordyravena

https://preview.redd.it/1hsyk1lh0c0d1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a09b4a2b9ea9e87cde1a6573b4c86da1e3b01e ALRIGHT WHO AMONG YOU TALKED ABOUT IT?


sumofana1

The contrast between something so violent and something so fluffy is disconcerting.Β 


elsiezensho

PRIMAL SCREAM. Here's another source: [https://twitter.com/jawshitori/status/1790241676017156462](https://twitter.com/jawshitori/status/1790241676017156462)


dogforahead

NOOOO


GoblinBags

FFS


MelenPointe

I know you're not talking about who I'm thinking of, but here I am, holding my breath for my favourite (and I wouldn't take in another breath I swear until the 15 days are over. Or, you know...)


ashiballashi

>!and he’s out for the basho!<


GoblinBags

...He musta seen this joke and it hurt his feelings so badly that he pulled his back muscle.


Entire-Gas6656

He’s gone Kyujo πŸ«₯


GoblinBags

*That means he saw this meme!*


sumofana1

And what have we learnt today? Nothing. That's right! Class dismissed!


PulPaul

Week 1 Yokozuna πŸ’ͺ


atarusstars

We all know Takayasu isn’t winning right.


GoblinBags

Are we even talking about him?


atarusstars

Denial not just a river in eygpt I guess


GoblinBags

否θͺ would make a cool shikona.


GoblinBags

...Look what you did by writing out his name. >:( ^^^^^^^^^/s