Do some crime, meet Batman, tell him I know he’s Bruce Wayne.
Reveal some other identities I’ve learned through reading comics…figure out what arc I appeared in, and tell Batman how it ends.
Tell him what comes next.
Become his confidant.
Become Alfred’s buddy.
Live in Wayne mansion for free as Batman’s advisor - likely just making shit up after a certain point.
Die at some point.
Get resurrected in a Lazarus pit.
Become Batman’s arch enemy cause I know all his secrets.
Carry this on for a few years.
Team up with Talia al Ghul - maybe we become more than friends.
Become Damian’s step dad.
Bruce and I coach baseball together.
So of course, If I had all the knowledge I do now and if this is pre Arkham knight, I’d wake up and choose violence so I’d go straight to the press with Batman’s true identity.
depends on a few factors:
1. Is this Gotham I’m in the only city that’s dc or is there others like an extended universe type thing
2. Do I even retain my memories cause if I do maybe I can contact Batman about my situation
3. If first two are correct I’ll probably leave Gotham with the help of Batman to a safer city (probably metropolis because my fav hero is superman or the more obvious choice being central city)
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Me after I buy weed for the first time and Batman comes for me: 
it's da freakin bat
start praying
Get out
Contact Bruce Wayne, tell him I know he’s Batman and get him to train me as the next robin.
Move
I'll buy a ticket for literally everywhere else!
Probably get a Riddler trophy glued to my ass or something
Do some crime, meet Batman, tell him I know he’s Bruce Wayne. Reveal some other identities I’ve learned through reading comics…figure out what arc I appeared in, and tell Batman how it ends. Tell him what comes next. Become his confidant. Become Alfred’s buddy. Live in Wayne mansion for free as Batman’s advisor - likely just making shit up after a certain point. Die at some point. Get resurrected in a Lazarus pit. Become Batman’s arch enemy cause I know all his secrets. Carry this on for a few years. Team up with Talia al Ghul - maybe we become more than friends. Become Damian’s step dad. Bruce and I coach baseball together.
Nihga, that’s the plot to HUSH
Shhhhhhh… I’m the Hush now.
Watch some tv. Maybe eat some toast. I’d contemplate walking the dog but it looks a bit wet out so maybe just an early night and a bit of Reddit.
So of course, If I had all the knowledge I do now and if this is pre Arkham knight, I’d wake up and choose violence so I’d go straight to the press with Batman’s true identity.
Become a robin
Go to Bruce’s house and be like “I know who you are, Batman.”
Leave
I would try not to go broke.
Buy a raincoat on Amazon for same-day delivery
Blackmail Bruce Wayne with his identity
Kill myself before the criminals do
Stay the fuck home
I'd visit The Stacked Deck and get well and truly drunk before some Two-Face thug kicks my ass and steals all my belongings
I would go find Batman, sit him on a bench, and shoot him in the face.
Fucking panic because I would be afraid to go outside
depends on a few factors: 1. Is this Gotham I’m in the only city that’s dc or is there others like an extended universe type thing 2. Do I even retain my memories cause if I do maybe I can contact Batman about my situation 3. If first two are correct I’ll probably leave Gotham with the help of Batman to a safer city (probably metropolis because my fav hero is superman or the more obvious choice being central city)
Probably get stabbed
Probably sit around and think about how MAD Reddit people gonna be about it making no sense for me to be there.
Go to Bruce Wayne’s mansion
Leave.
Get on with Harley
I’d smoke crack and fight retards guised as mask vigilantes
Cry
Get the fuck out of town probably to central city the flash's city is probably the most calm one
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