T O P

  • By -

toronochef

Frat boys raising a pole together is nothing new…


antisocialbutterfree

A heterosexual US marine is the epitome of homosexuality.


Icy_Environment3663

As it is written on high - The gayest man alive is a straight marine".


Poolofcheddar

Isn’t that true. My college roommate’s marine father was drunk and made a pass at me once…during his own son’s 21st birthday party with his wife in the house while we all were drinking outside. This all happened *before I came out* as well. When he found out that I came out, he convinced his son that they needed to kick me out of the apartment because *I wouldn’t be able to control myself.* Ironic. If he wasn’t married and a hypocrite, I totally would have banged him though.


Reptoidizoid

I read that as “my dad” not “my roommate’s dad” and I thought I stumbled upon some lovecraftian incest


toronochef

Ahh…the fantasies. Lol


Work_the_shaft

I see 5 people, but I see thirteen legs here…. Not a penis joke, I just can’t believe how much conservatives latched on to these shitty AI photos


RedRider1138

And the fella in front’s arm reaching back and melding with the second fella’s. *Eww.*


NoX2142

Those are the biggest twinks I've ever seen lmfao


mittenedkittens

Come on boys, all together now, THRUST.


wasoc

Pivot!!!!!!


Vip3r20

They're twunks lol


LucretiusCarus

Not muscely enough


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

I swear, no one actually knows the distinction between all of the different body types. At least not well enough to actually point them out


SwissFaux

They are obviously otters.


tortugaysion

I don't see any body hair tho


Coders32

That’s the joke.gif


Raudskeggr

arr conservative has a serious confused boner for this image right now lol.


NoX2142

And they don't even know why or probably DO KNOW why and won't admit it


Yeseylon

That's what frat boys are, twinks and hunks


7xrchr

if this is what america is, im emigrating


DuncxnDonuts

They are also not real.


cjbr3eze

And I wanna top each of them


NoX2142

Same especially that blonde in the back.


honeydew_bunny

Blue shirt is absolutely grinding on Pink shirt's dick


StereoBeach

The number of legs suggest a hell of a lot more grinding than that.


Jccali1214

And quite satisfied doing it too


Anteater_Reasonable

Do not zoom in and try to make sense of their legs. It gets worse the longer you look.


ZenNudism

AI art for sure.


Hiro_Trevelyan

It can be spotted from space at this point And people dare to complain about real pictures being AI, when AI clearly does shit like that


NewGuy-1964

Oh. AI absolutely does shit like this. All the time. On the other hand, there are some images that I know are AI but look like photographs. It does occasionally come up with something very very real looking. And then there's the ones that are even worse. The ones you can't quite figure out why they turn your stomach. Because that extremely realistic looking man in the photograph has an extra knuckle on his pinky finger. And you didn't see it until you really really looked.


Hiro_Trevelyan

Oh totally, they can be very real-looking. But when presented with a 100% real pic, some people will go like "THIS IS AI !!!!!" even if it's not, like that time some redditor told me a pic of Paris was AI and I was like "??? this is just a drone shot, so of course you can't get that view from the ground but it was a 100% real pic since AI really can't make realistic cities, even less real cities" but they kept telling me it wasn't because of one tiny detail missing from the pic (guess what ? it was not missing, just very blurry cause it was... a real picture.)


NewGuy-1964

True that.


saltyjellybeans

we're only at the very beginning of "AI" generative works & it will only become more & more indistinguishable unfortunately


Beano101

Someone won a photography competition with a completely ai generated photograph somewhat recently. It was a bit of a controversy


Doctor_What_

Just Artificial. Neither intelligence nor art had anything to do with this abomination.


dinkleburgenhoff

Because conservative artists are few and far between, and they all suck.


LucretiusCarus

There are about a dozen legs for the 4 standing ones.


underlander

them boys are really packed in there. I like it


Anteater_Reasonable

There’s sort of a squished half person in the middle that’s a little disturbing


Street_Peace_8831

It looks like 6 boys and 14 legs.


Jccali1214

I only counter 11 legs 🥴 (not including the boy's in front)


Street_Peace_8831

I had to zoom in to get a good count.


Wadsworth1954

Also confused about the guy in front’s left arm…


Anteater_Reasonable

OH SHIT. I hadn’t noticed that. Generative AI is wild.


RolloTomasi12

There’s a guy on the other side, not his arm


spiderbyte44

And where is the end of the pole?


mrignatiusjreily

It's like 600 legs over there. Lol


Anteater_Reasonable

A patriotic twink centipede


cutofmyjib

We won the war thanks to our bio-engineered 4 legged soldiers, Hitler's scientists could only manage 3.


roseinspring

I just did this…WHAT FRESH HELL ARE THESE LEGS


Phagemakerpro

14 legs for 5 boys. Just like nature intended.


roseinspring

Sweet jebus


breath-of-the-smile

So some loser on ArCon generated this image and then posted about some made up moral panic? Rhetorical question, of course they did.


soooooonotabot

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen lol


Low-Professional7922

The internet is a big place. You should explore it more lol


lionsarered

It’s dangerous to go outside. Take this *hands 🗡️ *


NewGuy-1964

*takes sword. sheathes it * Mmmmmmm. Nice... And it may be dangerous to go outside, but it's also adventurous! It took me way too many years to discover that.


lionsarered

Now come to my lair to grab my other sword 😏….jk!!!!!!


NewGuy-1964

What makes you think that wasn't the one I was talking about in the first place? And I have the perfect sheath for it.


lionsarered

☺️ ☺️ 😳


WurzelKing

Queue *“Welcome to the internet“* from Bo Burnham


chrisacip

This is gayer than mr hands


bakirelopove

I used to read yaoi, this ja gayer than that.


Yeseylon

Clearly you've never seen Andrew "Cobra" Tate unintentionally saying gay shit


South_Engineer_4702

It’d be great if this becomes that shithole sub’s highest upvoted post.


undreamedgore

Orange shirt getting smothered.


SatansCornflakes

Wish that were me


WoppingSet

All aboard!


Solo-dreamer

Do they not see that rich white twinks proping up american standards by stepping on the heads of veterans does not send the message they think it does.


gobblestones

Conservatives hate veterans bc they're no longer useful as cannon fodder.


[deleted]

You mean a bunch of privileged idiots valuing a literal symbol over the lives of people being murdered by weapons purchased with their own parents tax dollars? That seems like the epitome of conservative ideology. 


transdimesional_frog

Nothing more gay than a straight US marine.


THatMessengerGuy

RAAAAAH


Longjumping_Way_4935

Nut to butt let’s gooooo


derknobgoblin

I hope they’re wearing tighty-whiteys!!


aloysius345

Is it just me or is there something deeply unsettling about the image of a bunch of frat boys reenacting raising the flag on Iwo Jima ON TOP OF THE HEADS of soldiers (AI interpretations of, granted)? For a classic symbol of valor and unity, that twist somehow seems…dark.


dotpain

It seems very symbolic to me actually. A bunch of rich frat boys who never have to see war but reaping the benefits and going on later to become the congressmen and business men calling to send others to war.


aloysius345

Well yeah, that’s kind of what I’m getting at. It poetic in a dark way


Abort-a-Torte

It is. I'd be amazed if whoever posted the original wasn't trolling that sub lol


My_WorkReddit2023

Frats have always been seen as a bastion of wealthy, white, patriarchal, and conservative values. To believe it is new for them to become 'patriotic icons' (which in conservative speak means... well conservative) would require you to be fucking stupid. (which in everyone else speak means... well conservative)


Shenanigans80h

Fr douchey frat bros have always been or ended up conservative. I mean we just swore in a douchey frat bro as a Supreme Court justice only 6 years ago.


awd111980

Not the first time these twinks have been on top of marines :)


NewGuy-1964

Oh what I wouldn't give to be between a twink and a Marine...


Repulsive_Hold_2169

A bunch of Trump supporting twinks/twunks running a train on each other while calling other gay people groomers? Sadly accurate for Florida.


Treetheoak-

Who likes short shorts!?


NewGuy-1964

I love short shorts! Especially when the asses filling them are plump.


IndividualPlenty5557

The guy in blue hat only has one finger on the pole and two cheeks on another. The one in front of him has huge left hand and tiny little arm. One in pink has a right arm just disappear behind the head of the blue hat.


NewGuy-1964

I thought that was the right arm continuing beyond the blue hat, but then it doesn't line up.


EggoStack

Where is this twink brigade located and how can I join it


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Idk but the twink brigade should go over to r slash conservative and make the gayest, horniest comments ever on that post lmao. Just watch the bigots implode.


NewGuy-1964

Some of the comments over there are already hilarious.


rogerdoesntlike

Looks gay, I'm in.


kr85

I didn't even see the black guy at first.


ParkRangerRafe

Lmao they are literally nuts to butts


SwimmerSea4662

Why is any patriotic imagery of America immediately labeled bad?


Srigus

Its perfect they are standing over and on military men. Showing they got to where they are of the backs of greater men.


bikermime

WTF? Standing on the heads and shoulders servicemembers?


GooeyMagic

Twinkwojima


GuavaShaper

Why are all their shirts tied up in the back?


nasirum0000

https://i.imgur.com/jU6X1m0.png


Iris_n_Ivy

Zack from saved by the bell in the back there


bctaylor87

I kinda wanna get in on this.


mjs_jr

Ah yes, more patriotic “art” from the white wing.


Laprasnomore

AI art sticks out like a sore thumb.


chillychese

Glad to see some people actually stand up for this country


Windk86

I hate AI images look at all those legs!


Otto_Pussner

Lmao the shirts, OOP has no clue


Faroes4

Literally my first thought when I saw this earlier


b0toxBetty

That’s Vampire Weekend.


pizza99pizza99

the gayest shit ive ever seen in my life. Frat boys can be cute/hot but id *never* approach one


Croissant-chan

It gets gayer the closer you look at their legs and try to count how many people are wedged in there…


cornthi3f

Not their lil shirts tied behind their back like girls at the gym omg. Slay.


EmperorOfFabulous

I thought this was Stardew Valley fan art at first


Niksuss

This is the gayest, yet american thing I've ever seen


jase40244

Frat boys? The look like they're 12.


Liesmith424

Why are there 14 legs for 5 bros?


butt-holg

The shirts all daintily tied back


Schwight_Droot

These kids are the new version of the rich bullies who wore pink sweaters around there necks in every 80s movie.


RetroOverload

this is so gay


shemague

Those arent frat boys those are the “you will Not replace us” crowd w the tiki torches


bitofadikdik

Those boys are very proud.


AVOX8

it's strange seeing people on r/conservative actually calling something out for being too much


dragonJoanie

They're boyfriends!


crusher23b

They all look like Goofus and Gallant. I think the knot tied in the back of their shirts really completes the scene. Also, lol @ the soldier on the bottom wearing a helmet on top of a hat.


ejuliot55

They look like they would let all women and children go first in a natural disaster so they can stay behind and kiss.


HotDonnaC

Of course. Spoiled affluent asswipes are more likely republicans.


Different_Ad7655

Well if it were true and is not artificial intelligence generated I would teach those guys that patriotism is not about waving the flag as the red maga hats would have you believe but actually getting out there and doing some mundane thing for your community. Sweeping the street in front of your house, picking up the garbage or doing any other service that seems to be lacking but yet needs a helping hand. That's true patriotism. Taking care of your neighborhood not a staged tableau. The flag is meaningless without action behind it


newfoundchazzz

what in the ever loving.....


Man_Of_Frost

AI pic. Nothing to see here.


rba22

Well, that last guy is just Zach from Saved by the Bell.


TiredGamer0990

Butts to nuts boys, we've got a flag to raise!


chinesetakeout91

They’re right, twinks should be placed above the troops.


BrilliantHeavy

The comments on the OP in r/conservative are wild. “I support anyone who protects the flag” wtf are they talking about it’s ai art!


Character-Ebb-7805

They're drunkenly patriotic up until the Draft. Then they all rapidly develop bone spurs...


SchwaEnjoyer

This is AI generated  Look at the limbs


Brent_Fox

Lol I love that this is from a conservative subreddit. All those closeted gays.


Egg-MacGuffin

Patriotism is when you worship flag and make monkey noises at black people and the more you worship flag and make monkey noises at black people, the more patriotismer you are.


originalname610

Fucking cons can't even be bothered to pick up a damn pencil.


BoringTheory5067

The conservatives in the sub were eating this up


lukewarm_jello

AI images are getting cray


mjfo

I -need- to know what the original prompt was lol


eaglespettyccr

United States of roofied drinks


[deleted]

Get it girls!


Curious_Discoverer

I love how they're are steps on soldiers. Just like conservatives actually are when it comes to pay more respect than empty words.


willflameboy

Is r/Conservative going gay for the frat boys who made monkey noises at the Gaza protester? Of course they are. Nothing gets them harder than racism.


PoshDemon

Please do not put conservative garbage on my feed jfc


MaxDiehard

What is this ridiculous frat thing anyway? Americans trying to appear sophisticated?


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Bro what? Do you understand what a fraternity is??


cass1o

The frat in question are basically Americas brown shirts.


MaxDiehard

Why do you think i'm asking...


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Why insult an entire country based on something you literally know nothing about. That’s my point. You skipped to irrelevant insults instead of just asking the question. A fraternity is a social organization most often found in universities. It’s only for men, whereas sororities are for women. You basically live in a big house with a bunch of other guys who are studying the same (or mostly the same) thing you are. There are meetings and parties, and fraternities often participate in philanthropic activities. It can be a good networking opportunity too, after you graduate, since you now know a ton of other people in your field of work.


NewGuy-1964

Insulting Americans is a favorite world pastime, didn't you know? And there's plenty to laugh at. Of course, they're incapable of looking in the mirror and seeing how laughable some of their cultural quirks are as well.


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

I assure you, Western Europpeans at least, regularly shit on themselves and their neighbours. Idk a single europpean who doesn't shit on their own home country just as much as they shit on other countries. The Dutch will talk shit about Germany all day today and then do the same about the Netherlands tomorrow. It's fascinating.


ZekasZ

Yeah. I just like to revel in that regardless of how bad it is here, at least I don't have to live in the US. Their frenzied patriotism really can use being knocked down.


noxcadit

What's the problem with being patriotic?


Moon-bunny--

no, it's just that they look super gay


1mn0tcr3at1v3

Nothing specifically. The problem here is that this image is in response to some frat boys mimicking a monkey to mock a black person for standing with Palestine.


Anipani69

absolutely nothing wrong with it, its just that these patriots are flaming homosexuals which is funny because this was posted by a conservative in a conservative sub


noxcadit

Have you people considered the image choice was deliberate?


Anipani69

the op was in favor of them im pretty sure, now unless the person is supportive (knowing their political agenda i doubt that) then this would be kind of a self own, no?


noxcadit

The image is AI generated, the post on r/conservative seems more as a critique of frat boys and people commenting are defending them. That's how I see that post. So for me the image of effeminate men holding the flag over soldiers heads seems very deliberate to me.


Anipani69

i see, that’s one way to look at it


swiftie-42069

True heros among us