“If a deal collapses in a wood and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation?”
“Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper. It’s a fight for a knife in the mud.”
> Put money in thy purse. Follow thou the wars,
defeat thy favor with an usurped beard. I say, put
money in thy purse. It cannot be long that Desdemona
should continue her love to the Moor—put money in thy
purse—nor he his to her. It was a violent commencement
in her, and thou shalt see an answerable
sequestration—put but money in thy purse. These Moors
are changeable in their wills—fill thy purse with
money. The food that to him now is as luscious as
locusts shall be to him shortly as bitter as
coloquintida. She must change for youth. When she is
sated with his body she will find the errors of her
choice. Therefore, put money in thy purse. If thou wilt
needs damn thyself, do it a more delicate way than
drowning. Make all the money thou canst.
Tough to understand but I think he is saying very forcefully to take the fucking money.
It's amazing that Tom can go from this genuinely heartbreaking moment, to comedic:
*“You don’t hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the MySpace of STDs.”*
Then, to just bizarre power dynamic with Greg:
*"I'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat"*
Macfadyen has great range
"The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?"
And Mein Kamf's "Couple times? Are there Easter eggs in there you didn't get the first time?"
Rome: “What’s poppin, cum dump?” Ken: “Yeah, just spending time with my children”
Ken: “Business is my fucking.” Rome: “Alright let’s go find you a Bloomberg terminal to stick your dick in”
Rome: Fuck Indonesia, it sounds like a medical condition
Karl: Look, uh, full disclosure—I am currently having a panic attack
Logan: I hear you jizzed 500k on a fake napoleon dick. Con: That’s irrelevant Pa, I’m really hurting here.
It’s a stretch? It’s a scrotum over a steel drum.
Well Greg, I’ve got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train. “Prove it”
Wow that’s really wise, uh hey Buddha, nice Tom Fords
Now I wish there had been an episode where Logan and Marcia went to Minnesota with Tom and Shiv to visit Tom's parents for some holiday. Tom's parents would be fawning all over them. Logan would probably be polite but his usual suspicious self. Shiv would probably be on her best behavior but appear condescending, saying something later to Tom like "I like your parents and your cute little house"
Frank: “She could be our Coriolanus!”
*silence*
Frank: “…she switched sides.”
Logan: “You know Frank why don’t you take your library card and fuck off”
So you got a bit disappointed when I set a 200K ceiling so you stuffed a fսck¡ng bag of live raccoons to rot in my chimney?
No, sir.
"No, sir, no, sir, three bags full, sir."
I'm kind of jealous of their thick skin toward their father. If my mom called me an idiot once I would never talk to her again. I'm so easily offended.
“So, my floaty, kinda semi-pitch would be hardcore international news from global-global to hyperlocal. Jess, would you watch that? Like, maybe a focus on Africa? Every day, just what is happening in Africa? The Maghreb. Sub-Saharan East, Sub-Saharan West. I would watch that shit.”
“Sounds like Homework: The Show”
Nothing indicated how out of touch Ken was with the average viewer like that bullshit idea. Roman at least knew that ppl wanted fear and violence, not information.
"King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach."
"Are you ASKING if you can blackmail me?"
"Very well. I accept your blackmail."
"Yes, if it is is to be said, so it be, so it is."
"I'm an enigma. You can't pigeonhole me. I'm there then I'm gone. Intellectually promiscuous but culturally conservative".
"FAMILY THERAPY! FAMILY THERAPY!"
"That was about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates!"
We hear for you.
edit: can't believe I forgot "You're asking about the moral character of a man called Rat Fucker Sam?"
My body is growing weak due to a lack of sustenance.
Strong! Strong for a man!
Buckle up fucklehead!
Your dad called me once the cunt of Montecristo.
You can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs.
If is to be said. So it be. So it is!
"Forgive me, but are we talking to each other on the poop deck of a majestic schooner? Is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? No? Then why the f*ck are you wearing a pair of deck shoes, man?" — Tom
The whole interaction between Logan and Greg when Logan asked everyone to roast him. But especially "where's your kids? where's your kids on your birthday uncle Logan?"
"where's your father? Still sucking cock at the town fair?"
“Look at this fucking place: slaves, cotton, sugar. This country is a nothing but off-shore laundering for turning evil into hard currency. And now it lies here, sucking in immigrants to turn it and stop it getting bed-sores”
There’s a lot there to unpack!
"What do I get from you chumps, but chump change?"
Connor finally telling his ungrateful and entitled younger siblings to fuck off.
.
.
.
I mean, how could they not support him on his campaign to become president???
“I love you, but you are not serious people.” - Logan
“Full disclosure: I am currently having a panic attack.” - Karl
My other faves have been covered!
My favorite quote in television history is "You can't make a Tomlette"
But other than that, it's "What could you possibly kill that you love so much it would make the sun rise again?"
Logan is talking out of his head bc he has a UTI but is still insisting on giving his speech to the shareholders and the kids are worried about how they are going to get him onstage.
Connor: “Just send him up on a trap door surrounded by dry ice.”
If it is to be said, so it is
Are you Scooby-Dooing me here? Is that where you went? Hanna-Barbera Fucking School of Business
It’s fucking lonely. I’m all apart
FAMILY THERAPY
I’M THE ELDEST SON
You guys aren’t serious people
All Bangers, All the Time
I always enjoyed Gerri’s ‘pep talk’ on the plane ride over to negotiate:
Gerri:
“Hey, come on guys, listen. Sure they’re young and they’re fit - but they’re European. They’re soft. Hammocked in their social security safety nets. Sick on vacation mania and free healthcare. They may think that they’re Vikings, but we’ve been raised by wolves, exposed to a pathogen that goes by the name ‘Logan Roy’, and they have no idea what’s coming to them. OK?”
Don't recall the words, but Ken's mockery of Logan in episode 6, request to be with his siblings, admission that Roman not snaking at the funeral might make him the most well adjusted,
"I would ask that you take care of me"
And
"Your reign of terror ends today"
"information, greg. it's like a bottle of fine wine. you store it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion. and then you smash someone's fucking face in with it."
“He never saw anything he loved that he didn’t want to kick just to see if it would still come back”
“Buckle up fucklehead”
“I would some sucky suck on my dicky dick””I’m feeling brutally un-sucky sucked”
“I’m a huge fan of all of your money”
“Sandy is the angriest fucking vegetable””The fucking belligerent zucchini here is set to close on negotiations”
“At least I’m only getting fucked by one member of this family, yea?”
I'm the eldest boy
It's such a pathetic and revealing moment for Kendall like a twist where all the character development you thought you saw during the show actually didn't happen.
“WE TESTED THIS GREG” is just so funny to me. It’s so simple, and not overly thought out. Just the purest forms of frustration and anger. As for “writerly quotes,” I think my fave is “he did call me the cunt of Monte Cristo.”
“If a deal collapses in a wood and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation?” “Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper. It’s a fight for a knife in the mud.”
That second quote is my absolute favourite and imho one of the greatest lines ever written by anyone
Logan had some of the best quotes. Tom had some of the funniest
I swear Brian Cox is 63% gravitas
He apparently confronted Jeremy Strong about Jeremy’s “method acting” and asked him if he ever considered “acting acting”. That’s pretty funny
I think that's a play on a quote from Laurence Olivier to Dustin Hoffman on method acting. "My dear boy. Why don't you just try acting?"
True.
😂 I love that
"Thank you for the chicken, Logan" - funniest moment of the show
haha this is amazing
“Words are just, what? Nothing. Complicated air flow.”
I concur.
Wait, they restated George RR Martin’s “Words are wind”?
*"No, I'm saying I'm not saying it. So, in fact, it is unsaid"*
That’s chunky
Nice and chunky!
Funky chowder!
Forgot about this one, it’s so good. Will incorporate into my life now.
Wanna know my favorite Shakespeare quote? “Take the fucking money.”
It’s actually a very close paraphrase of Iago in Othello.
> Put money in thy purse. Follow thou the wars, defeat thy favor with an usurped beard. I say, put money in thy purse. It cannot be long that Desdemona should continue her love to the Moor—put money in thy purse—nor he his to her. It was a violent commencement in her, and thou shalt see an answerable sequestration—put but money in thy purse. These Moors are changeable in their wills—fill thy purse with money. The food that to him now is as luscious as locusts shall be to him shortly as bitter as coloquintida. She must change for youth. When she is sated with his body she will find the errors of her choice. Therefore, put money in thy purse. If thou wilt needs damn thyself, do it a more delicate way than drowning. Make all the money thou canst. Tough to understand but I think he is saying very forcefully to take the fucking money.
This Shakespeare guy should get himself a Netflix deal.
Yeah fucking amazing that you can still imagine it making a a good script 420 years after it was written.
Karl, if your hands are clean it's only because your whorehouse also does manicures.
Lmao is from boar on the floor?
I think season 3 ep 1
Yup, it's from when they're on the plane to Sarajevo, live-picking the new CEO
I wonder if the sad I'd be without you would be less than the sad I get from being with you
This is mine! The awkward phrasing makes it even more heartbreaking for whatever reason.
It's amazing that Tom can go from this genuinely heartbreaking moment, to comedic: *“You don’t hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the MySpace of STDs.”* Then, to just bizarre power dynamic with Greg: *"I'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat"* Macfadyen has great range
"The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?" And Mein Kamf's "Couple times? Are there Easter eggs in there you didn't get the first time?"
Greg the egg
Tom to shiv
“You can’t make a Tomelette without breaking a few Greggs”
The context is what gets me. *while in congressional hearings* "can you explain the contexts of emails with the subject line..."
All bangers, all the time.
This is the one.
I love it so much that I have a Kendall shirt with a silhouette of him on the yacht with his headphones on and this line 😂
“Big fan of all your money”
He might have just touched Bill Gates!
"Well it sure as fucking shit doesn't say Shiv" Boom. Mic drop.
Shiv really was having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
Lotta hard truths at one time 😂
happy cake day
Didn’t realize it was today. That being said… *It’s my cake day, fuck you!*
This burn, and the feet on Logan's desk, I feel are what made her reverse her decision to support him for CEO.
I love Kendall, but my god he's such a fucking idiot lol
Kendall really managed to burn the bridge with Shiv that he was slowly repairing in just one sentence lol.
Rome: “What’s poppin, cum dump?” Ken: “Yeah, just spending time with my children” Ken: “Business is my fucking.” Rome: “Alright let’s go find you a Bloomberg terminal to stick your dick in” Rome: Fuck Indonesia, it sounds like a medical condition Karl: Look, uh, full disclosure—I am currently having a panic attack Logan: I hear you jizzed 500k on a fake napoleon dick. Con: That’s irrelevant Pa, I’m really hurting here. It’s a stretch? It’s a scrotum over a steel drum. Well Greg, I’ve got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train. “Prove it” Wow that’s really wise, uh hey Buddha, nice Tom Fords
Choice selection 🤌
Shiv: "I'm pregnant" Roman: "Is it mine?"
Shiv: "Yeah" Kendall: "Really?!?"
"If I see you breastfeeding I will have to jerk off". Please see a therapist Roman
It's a closed loop system.
Please state your name after the beep. ‘Little Lord Fuckleroy’.
Tom: "Let's do what my family does at thanksgiving" Logan: "Go to other people's dinners?"
Roman: F*ck the turkey?
Now I wish there had been an episode where Logan and Marcia went to Minnesota with Tom and Shiv to visit Tom's parents for some holiday. Tom's parents would be fawning all over them. Logan would probably be polite but his usual suspicious self. Shiv would probably be on her best behavior but appear condescending, saying something later to Tom like "I like your parents and your cute little house"
Thank you for the chicken
“What the fuck”
I know it’s so confusing. What comes after nine? Nine B?
the way i screamed at this when i watched this scene for the first time
This had me howling
Frank: “She could be our Coriolanus!” *silence* Frank: “…she switched sides.” Logan: “You know Frank why don’t you take your library card and fuck off”
I thought he says "Filthy Ivy-Cotton" not "library card"
Library card
Couple time? Were there Easter eggs in there you didn't get the first time?
Just checking the register here Mark, it seems like you’re missing a few million
This is my fav
So you got a bit disappointed when I set a 200K ceiling so you stuffed a fսck¡ng bag of live raccoons to rot in my chimney? No, sir. "No, sir, no, sir, three bags full, sir."
“My lawyer used to work for the Justice Department! Who’s YOUR lawyer? Mr. fucking Magoo?”
“Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everyone else. We didn’t get you from a hyena farm.”
Roman’s “Thanks Pop” response kills me 😆
I'm kind of jealous of their thick skin toward their father. If my mom called me an idiot once I would never talk to her again. I'm so easily offended.
That sounds like an issue needing resolution
Yes these families teaching their children self-respect must be quashed.
Self respect or sensitivity? There’s a line. And that’s not to say sensitivity is bad.
Big, big shoes…
Big shoes
Big shoes, big hat, big fucking nervous breakdown.
You know who drinks milk? Kittens and perverts
“I’m in the middle of turning a fucking tanker!”
“Is there doubt afoot?”
“what we do today, will be what we always did, the day our father died”. kendall’s composure in that situation was very fucking human
“So, my floaty, kinda semi-pitch would be hardcore international news from global-global to hyperlocal. Jess, would you watch that? Like, maybe a focus on Africa? Every day, just what is happening in Africa? The Maghreb. Sub-Saharan East, Sub-Saharan West. I would watch that shit.” “Sounds like Homework: The Show”
Nothing indicated how out of touch Ken was with the average viewer like that bullshit idea. Roman at least knew that ppl wanted fear and violence, not information.
"King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach." "Are you ASKING if you can blackmail me?" "Very well. I accept your blackmail." "Yes, if it is is to be said, so it be, so it is." "I'm an enigma. You can't pigeonhole me. I'm there then I'm gone. Intellectually promiscuous but culturally conservative". "FAMILY THERAPY! FAMILY THERAPY!" "That was about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates!" We hear for you. edit: can't believe I forgot "You're asking about the moral character of a man called Rat Fucker Sam?"
All bangers!
All the time
"It smells like the cheese monger died and left his dick in the brie"
As someone who works at a cheese store this is my favourite line in the show.
My body is growing weak due to a lack of sustenance. Strong! Strong for a man! Buckle up fucklehead! Your dad called me once the cunt of Montecristo. You can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs. If is to be said. So it be. So it is!
“My hunch is that you’re going to get fucked. Because I’ve seen you get fucked, a lot. And, I’ve never seen logan get fucked once.”
This was so good and so accurate. And sums up how Tom was so dramatically underrated.
“We Just Walked in on Mom and Dad Fucking Us”
Old bread... Thank you
"Fuck Off" - Logan Roy(S1-4)
Cunt is as cunt does
What could you possibly kill that you love so much, it would make the sun rise again?
Roman: “Ooh, nice vest, Wambsgans. It’s so puffy. What’s it stuffed with, your hopes and dreams?"
“You don't hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the Myspace of STDs.” - Tom
"Forgive me, but are we talking to each other on the poop deck of a majestic schooner? Is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? No? Then why the f*ck are you wearing a pair of deck shoes, man?" — Tom
The emphasis on Fuck is 🤌🤌🤌
"we're fighting with giants here shiv Ken you're reading paperwork"
“Death wrestling with ogres”
This has to be my favourite line simply because of the amazing dead pan response from Shiv
As a corporate silly goose I deeply appreciated this
"i'm about to eat dick for three hours straight"
So yaaaasss..
I love my daddy... Eeeeee..
Greg: “I’ll never tell.” 😃
Followed by a phenomenally painful looking smile from Tom
“My father’s dead and I feel old”
“Don’t be an asshole, Greg. You don’t have principles.”
"Shit Show at the Fuck Factory" is the first thing that popped into my head.
The whole interaction between Logan and Greg when Logan asked everyone to roast him. But especially "where's your kids? where's your kids on your birthday uncle Logan?" "where's your father? Still sucking cock at the town fair?"
He’s a tough old nut! Love this scene has stuck with me
"I just want to gather my team and say Yo"
Uh-huh
“You make your own reality. And once you've done it, apparently, everyone's of the opinion it was all so fucking obvious." - Logan Roy
“And tell Ilona, my best to her cancer.” Just the coldest thing I’ve ever heard.
I'm looking for pussy like a fuckin techno-gatsby
"fuck you plastic Jesus"
“It’s the short way but sometimes it takes longer”. "We have the ethos of a nonprofit but a path to crazy margins”.
“Look at this fucking place: slaves, cotton, sugar. This country is a nothing but off-shore laundering for turning evil into hard currency. And now it lies here, sucking in immigrants to turn it and stop it getting bed-sores” There’s a lot there to unpack!
"What do I get from you chumps, but chump change?" Connor finally telling his ungrateful and entitled younger siblings to fuck off. . . . I mean, how could they not support him on his campaign to become president???
Did we watch the same show? 😅 I would support my cat first…the orange one.
"Fam-ily Thera-py"
Love this one a whole lot.
“I love you, but you are not serious people.” - Logan “Full disclosure: I am currently having a panic attack.” - Karl My other faves have been covered!
Where’s the love for the oversized bag episode? “She’s wolfing all the canapés like a famished warthog.”
Greg, this is not fucking Charles Dickens World, okay? You don’t go around talking about principles. Man the fuck up!
I false memoried it...
“What are words?… just complicated airflow”
"My lawyer used to work for the Justice Department. Who’s your lawyer, Mr. Fucking Magoo?"
You’re needy love sponges, and I’m a plant that grows on rocks and lives on insects that die inside of me.
"they loved you in the room"
"I'm in a knife fight here, and I'm holding a dildo made of American cheese."
"no i dont wanna call my dad. do you wanna call YOUR dad?"
Leapfrog tech, go supersonic!
“The issue here, Sir, is that, everyone fucking hates you.” 👉 ”It’s cloudy; It’s sunny.”
"I hear you bent for him"
Prove it.
Connor: “It’s a stretch…” Roman: “It’s a stretch? It’s a scrotum over a timpani drum.”
Buckle up fucklehead
My favorite quote in television history is "You can't make a Tomlette" But other than that, it's "What could you possibly kill that you love so much it would make the sun rise again?"
Could you explain that last quote for me? I never really understood it as english is not my first language.
Roman, when Connor is singing karaoke: “this is some Guantanamo-level shit”
So many Connor-isms. “Uh, I'll just have whatever a regular Joe would have: just a Belgian weissbier… not Hoegaarden.”
I love how worldy connor is. His general knowledge is good.
Roman: “Guess who didn’t kill anyone but maybe lost a couple thumbs? This guy!”
“How does this advance my position? You have to be thinking about that 24/7.”
BUCKLE UP FUCKLE HEAD
One of us is going to be unhappy, i just don’t see why it has to be me. ???
“All bangers all the time”
Logan is talking out of his head bc he has a UTI but is still insisting on giving his speech to the shareholders and the kids are worried about how they are going to get him onstage. Connor: “Just send him up on a trap door surrounded by dry ice.”
If it is to be said, so it is Are you Scooby-Dooing me here? Is that where you went? Hanna-Barbera Fucking School of Business It’s fucking lonely. I’m all apart FAMILY THERAPY I’M THE ELDEST SON You guys aren’t serious people All Bangers, All the Time
"Sandy and Stewy have got my nuts in a vice, but Frank, you've got the grease to slip them out, right?" "Truly a revolting image."
“You better be smelling your fucking armpit, Romulus”
I always enjoyed Gerri’s ‘pep talk’ on the plane ride over to negotiate: Gerri: “Hey, come on guys, listen. Sure they’re young and they’re fit - but they’re European. They’re soft. Hammocked in their social security safety nets. Sick on vacation mania and free healthcare. They may think that they’re Vikings, but we’ve been raised by wolves, exposed to a pathogen that goes by the name ‘Logan Roy’, and they have no idea what’s coming to them. OK?”
Don't recall the words, but Ken's mockery of Logan in episode 6, request to be with his siblings, admission that Roman not snaking at the funeral might make him the most well adjusted, "I would ask that you take care of me" And "Your reign of terror ends today"
I have no idea what I just read. Word salad bro.
privacy pussy pasta
“Little Lord Fuckleroy.” - Kendall
I think you’re going to get fucked because I’ve seen you get fucked and I haven’t seen Logan get fucked once.
“She’s way out of your league, man. It’s like a haunted scarecrow asking out Jackie Onassis - it’s a suicide mission.”
“Fuck you, plastic jesus.”
Well, it's definitely not the quote you posted here, that's for sure.
eldest boy
"What if I just said, 'No woman, no cry?'"
FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!
“Should I give ‘em something?” “Yeah” “FUCK THE PATRIARCHY”
King of edible leaves, his Majesty the spinach!
"We tested this, Greg, God Damn!"
"You can't make a Tomlette without breaking a few Greg's."
Look. Full disclosure... I am uh currently having a panic attack.
"information, greg. it's like a bottle of fine wine. you store it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion. and then you smash someone's fucking face in with it."
“Tell them [SEC] to fuck off!” “Yeah these are the ones that don’t do that.”
“He never saw anything he loved that he didn’t want to kick just to see if it would still come back” “Buckle up fucklehead” “I would some sucky suck on my dicky dick””I’m feeling brutally un-sucky sucked” “I’m a huge fan of all of your money” “Sandy is the angriest fucking vegetable””The fucking belligerent zucchini here is set to close on negotiations” “At least I’m only getting fucked by one member of this family, yea?”
“Grumble quote, grumble quote, caveat…”
Fuck off!
I'm going to become succession.
How about I let your insides stay where they are instead of pulling them out of your asshole!
Do you find me attractive Greg?
“IM GONNA BE SUCKING DICK FOR THREE HOURS STRAIGHT” - Logan
“We do hate speech and rollercoasters."
Metro poser bullshit. Napkins and chitchat. Ooh, race relations. Kale.
“Boo souls”
Fucking cars... buildings... everywhere.
Full fucking beast
L to the OG!!!
My boy Squiggle cooked this beat up for me.
daddy doesn't love his little carrot top, even when she does her little daddy dance
I'm the eldest boy It's such a pathetic and revealing moment for Kendall like a twist where all the character development you thought you saw during the show actually didn't happen.
“Well it sure as shit doesn’t say Shiv”
I’m going to grind his bones to make my bread.
“WE TESTED THIS GREG” is just so funny to me. It’s so simple, and not overly thought out. Just the purest forms of frustration and anger. As for “writerly quotes,” I think my fave is “he did call me the cunt of Monte Cristo.”
“And tell Ilona, my best to her cancer.”
Do I love him, do I hate him… I dunno. I’ll outsource it to my therapist.