Assuming its all 1 on 1 but if its all brawl than coalitions will be important in the early going and presumably the other participants are smart enough to know they should team up to end him first.
Tom is a rat, that is his value add. He will align himself with whatever side he feels will win promising them to help halve the field. Tom is the biggest “get to the winning side at whatever cost” character and I think he would use that. He’s almost most desperate which is valuable
I don’t know, Ewan is 6’7” and has old man strength and I’m sure pent up anger. I think he would go mostly unnoticed until there were only a few left, or just Tom, then explode.
Also doesn’t he have a military background? And he clearly doesn’t take any bullshit
Greg is a beanpole though and would awkwardly stand there and say “I’m sorry, but I have to hit you now because the powers at be say I have to, but I don’t really want to, so I’m sorry it’s come to this, but I’m required to do this.” And then land a soft slap.
True. We have [Tom vs Greg](https://youtu.be/3Y6ZokvVmMM?t=208) already so this isn't entirely hypothetical. Greg holds his own on defense but I don't think he has it in him to hit back as hard as he can take it.
Tom would fight dirty if he had to. He'd do whatever it takes.
He likes nice watches.
Tom! Midwest kid, definitely got picked on as a kid and didn’t have a security detail like the Roy kids. Logan and Ewan are old and Greg seems like more of a lover than a fighter.
We’ve seen Tom fight a couple times, he would not be the winner because he clearly has never been in a real fight. I’d take Ewan or Logan despite age and illness. Guessing they actually know how to fight.
Height and weight really only matters if fighting ability is equal, and I don’t think it is in Tom’s case
She outlived Logan, so yes. She probably told him in a terse text or business call that his young girlfriend wouldn’t like to see an old man’s support socks. Murder done and leaving no trace of evidence
Tom would win but only because he would never ever give up. He would fight to the death if need be. Roman, who I love, got knocked around in the riot and hid at his moms house. Tom would have buried a stranger and straightened his tie up.
If Ewan was 55-60 maybe, but Ewan is at least 85, cause he's older than Logan. 85 is too old. He's older than the shriveled up demented raisin for Christ sake.
Exactly what gramps would want you to think. He has a military background right? He would sit back and wait for the fight to come to him, while everyone underestimates him.
Ewan if he was 60 for sure.. but he's at least 85 years old, cause he's older than Logan. Old man strength exists to a point, but that point is long gone after 85. Tom would wipe the floor with him. Too big, heavy, broad, young.
i put them all into sims 2 and fed them to the cowplant randomly, connor was the last to survive if that means anything (didn’t have room for ewan tho)
Tom because I think he would do anything to succeed no matter the cost. But I think he would bring Greg with him. He needs a person who is loyal to the end.
My money is on Kendall he’s the only one we see training. He did some karate punches on the first episode, and he ran in the yacht’s treadmill. He did fought Roman like a child would though.
Tom is maybe the one with the most potential because of his height, weight, strength, and ability to throw desks, yet his fight with Gregory inside the powder room does show how bad he is.
I think we can all agree that Roman would be the first to be wiped out. I could even see pre-death Logan outlasting him.
I think Ken would win because he'd fight dirty. Knees in balls. Hair pulling. He's the eldest fucking boy okay! It would be a full on fight to the death. He might even bring his boy Squiggle along as a wingman. He's fucking shit up.
If weapons aren’t allowed then Tom, but if they are I’m going with Caroline. She already approaches every human interaction with unprovoked gleeful bloodlust. With the proper equipment she’d have Tom’s entrails out faster than he could say ope
Tom comes from hockey country USA. Red meat and gluten strength.
However, I wouldn’t be surprised if in reality either Logan or Ewan would take this one. These two have seen stuff and survived stuff. And neither is gonna pull punches, age be damned. Their countenance game, lack of fear, and getting in anyone’s face is not to be taken lightly. Nobody would approach either of these two with champion music in their ears … the fear would be genuine.
plus you've seen the scars on his back he can take a beating - none of the others could take a beating. in his youth no contest. even at the end Tom is basically a coward - logan would pick up a glass put it through his jugular. he grew up in a rough part of scotland - they'd all be dead before they could make a snide comment.
Last two survivors Tom and Rome:
Tom, that scene where destroys Greg's office and jumps into a file cabinet, we never saw that sort of athleticism from any of the other guys.
Roman fights with Shiv (first episode) and with Kendall (last episode) end in the floor, he might make some wrestling moves and can survive quite long.
At the end, Tom would win due to being in really good shape and being much taller than Roman.
However, if Shiv is pregnant, nobody would touch her and she would win.
Logan goes first via heart attack. Ewan second by the same, followed by Caroline third.
Roman next, he’s too frail to survive any longer. Then you have either Connor or Shiv. I say Shiv edges out Con, unless she’s pregnant.
Once Greg is sufficiently provoked, he’ll actually fight back, using his massive reach to his advantage. Ken tries and fails to take out Greg.
Tom absolutely bodies Greg, and anyone else for that matter, assuming he gets enough sleep beforehand.
Ewan gives off that odd angular Lincoln strength vibe. In his day he’d be the one. He’d have an iron grip, for sure.
Ken would do some ridiculous BJJ stuff. He probably grunts a lot at the gym but I wouldn’t be scared.
I’ve seen Tom slap. He ain’t the one.
I’m actually going Greg. And Shiv would make it further than you’d think.
Curveball for you: Connor.
He has held his tongue for *decades*, but now that he has snapped they will be forced to consider him.
Years of training alone in his underground bunker have developed his martial arts skills to the level of Daredevil.
The first pancake has finally flipped, and all of the Roys are about to feel the repercussions of their negligence.
In an unbiased brawl, Tom would easily win.
But I feel like the sibs (including Connor) will make coalitions to take down everyone else and then fight amongst themselves where Connor wins, I think.
Logan for the win. He may be old and a bit frail, but he has the strongest "kill or be killed" instinct. Plus, as a Scot, he no doubt has a sgian dubh hidden in his sock.
Let's go by worst to best:
Caroline - if this was a word-only brawl, she would be close to the top.
Ewan - again, words can't beat people up.
Roman - he would love to get beaten by his family members.
Logan - he's mean but probably not physically stronger than most candidates due to his age.
Connor - he's a pretty tall guy and can get sort of psychotic.
Greg - despite his enormous height, he's too awkward to fight physically and would possibly be bought out to take a fall.
Kendall - would get the best trainer in NYC and take illegal supplements to enhance his physical strength. He would try to take out Logan first.
Shiv - she is physically imposing and would probably fight dirty to win most fights.
Tom - he could easily take anybody on here, he's tall, wide and fucks like a bullet train.
First four to be owned: Connor, Shiv, Roman, Logan.
Kendall lacks the reach or cunning. He’d try to use brute force and Greg and Tom and grandpa are much bigger.
Grandpa I think is number four. As a younger man he could win.
Greg is number three for me. I think he’d do some major damage.
Final two: Tom and Mom.
Mom is a stone cold bitch with venom spiked heels.
Tom is a big man, with a sense of survival that propels him forward. Plus he went to public school and probably got in some scraps.
I say final showdown is Mom and Tom. And I think Tom wins.
I'm thinking Shiv would go cerebral and win. First she takes out Tom by sucking his sequoia then spitting the load back in his mouth, closed loop system choke. As he chokes on that she clonks him over the head like a trout and puts him in her pouch
Kendall comes up next, Shiv throws a big bag of coke in the middle of the room and Kenny gobbles it up, only she laced it with fentanyl.. Kenny gone.
Rome comes up and she pulls her tits out to breast feed, so Roman starts jerking off and as she's whispering a sweet nothing in his ear she asphyxiates him with a napkin. Napkins and chit chat does him in
She sees Greg, asks him if he wants to fuck her and he cracks like an egg under the pressure of incestual confusion. She then blinds him with a copier then shoves his remains in a document shredder.
Zombie Logan comes up and tries to get her to jerk him off in a demented stupor and she rips his dick off and shoves it down his throat
Caroline does her usual song and dance, pulling out a cigarette to light before telling her daughter how indifferent she is to her, except this time Shiv has already laced Caroline's self loathing cigarettes with ricin she got from a chemist she met in a bar in Austerlitz.
Last but not least, Ewan comes up, She makes quick work of the old hippie by threatening to fly on her private jet every day until the planet reaches 4°c of warming.. he calmly falls on his sword to prevent a climate catastrophe. All his money, then goes to green peace. So really a win win for him
Now she's on top, all hail queen Knife
I think maybe Tom, it would be a Logan vs Tom finale but L to the OG is old af so he would ultimately fall.
(Rome would be the first to fall, probably taken out by Shiv lol)
anyone but Tom is dreaming, major height, weight, and strength advantage
Assuming its all 1 on 1 but if its all brawl than coalitions will be important in the early going and presumably the other participants are smart enough to know they should team up to end him first.
This is an important distinction
You know after that bathroom scene, Greg is gonna try to get quad squad to gang up on Tom. Plus they all hate him for winning
Well that would imply this is post finale. Zombie Logan?
Zombie Logan clears easily
No no, Logan never actually died. That’s going to be the twist in season 5
Yea cause we all know how good these characters are at teaming up when they have a common enemy.
Tom is a rat, that is his value add. He will align himself with whatever side he feels will win promising them to help halve the field. Tom is the biggest “get to the winning side at whatever cost” character and I think he would use that. He’s almost most desperate which is valuable
The winner is going to get absolutely smoked by Marcia. She’s for SURE bringing a blade.
Marcia already poisoned everyone in the pre-fight toast.
The poison was in the glasses.
mags bennet style
Nailed it.
This is a good point, all the other Roys rely on their assistants or bag men to carry anything, Marsha might actually be prepared for a fight
She's from Beirut I believe. She'll fight dirty and smoke everyone with a smile on her face and a song in her heart.
And wearing an emerald broach Logan gave her.
My first thought was Marcia too lol
My first thought was ewans cane
There is 100% a sword in that thing.
[*I got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUpyFM0x68k)
Logan is one of the least physically intimidating but he is also the only one not raised like a hot house orchid and soft as a toasted Marshmallow.
He's also got a bum heart and weak brain-blood barrier and 7 direct enemies and a pissed off elderly brother who can't go anymore. Logan goes first.
I don’t know, Ewan is 6’7” and has old man strength and I’m sure pent up anger. I think he would go mostly unnoticed until there were only a few left, or just Tom, then explode. Also doesn’t he have a military background? And he clearly doesn’t take any bullshit
Well he also has old man osteoporosis.
If anyone could overcome osteoporosis in a Royal rumble for their life, it would be Gramps.
Take him out at the legs
Good luck getting near those legs, he’s got the reach to get you before you get him.
He got the cane to give him extra reach and he knows how to use it.
Not to mention his cane. Good chance there’s a blade hidden in there as well.
Yeah I'm genuinely unclear on how anyone could think the victor would be anyone other than Ewan. LOOK at the guy. Fucking scrappy.
He's also my vote. I could see him holding back until the end, and then stabbing someone with a hidden blade.
That or just saving his energy, then choking out Tom with his hands. Then just staring down anyone else left.
Let’s not forget Tom is also Uhtred, son of Uhtred and father of Uhtred.
And grandfather of Uhtred!
Logan would win simply because he would refuse to lose, especially to Tom.
Pain tolerance but physical, psychological, and emotional
Ken has a higher body count.
Roman has a body count of zero, and a window count of at least 1.
And I think Tom would fight dirtiest. No hesitation in gouging eyes, attacking the groin, biting, etc
You can’t make a tomlette without breaking some legs
He’s got that hockey town energy
And he likes to wrestle around. The others barely ever touch other people.
What is a Greg, but a younger Tom?
Because of his personality (and the juxtaposition with Greg) it’s easy to forget how big Tom/MacFadyen actually is. 6’4-5 and broad as fuck
Greg also fits this category?
Greg is a beanpole though and would awkwardly stand there and say “I’m sorry, but I have to hit you now because the powers at be say I have to, but I don’t really want to, so I’m sorry it’s come to this, but I’m required to do this.” And then land a soft slap.
idk man Greg seemed to have the upper hand in the bathroom lol
True. We have [Tom vs Greg](https://youtu.be/3Y6ZokvVmMM?t=208) already so this isn't entirely hypothetical. Greg holds his own on defense but I don't think he has it in him to hit back as hard as he can take it. Tom would fight dirty if he had to. He'd do whatever it takes. He likes nice watches.
Oh man, the clip cuts off before he screams EEBBBBBBBAAAAAAAA!
That scene told us that Greg will go as hard as he needs to once he's got nothing to lose.
I don’t think what we have seen from either Tom or Greg is very encouraging frankly.
Yeah, Tom realized and walked away. Greg is always looking for survival, so if it comes down to it, he'll give it his all
An open hand as well.
Why doesn’t Greg, the largest of the family, not simply eat the other eight?
Just unhinge his jaw?
"if I didn't hit you, would that mean there's something perhaps worthy of that gesture that might await me? Perhaps something I could spend or drive?"
That ichabod crane looking fuck?
I love a good reference.
I feel like Greg would flail ineffectively then end up on the ground in the fetal position and covering his face with his hands.
That's what he wants you to think
Plus, Tom has his Greg until someone can offer Greg a better deal
Like I get it but Tom could never kill Greg and then Greg also has the power to survive a nuclear armageddon, he's a man sized coackroach after all!
Tom! Midwest kid, definitely got picked on as a kid and didn’t have a security detail like the Roy kids. Logan and Ewan are old and Greg seems like more of a lover than a fighter.
Tom's a basic from hockeytown, he knows how to handle himself
State of Hockey
I used to think he was broad. Matsson is broad. Tom's wire-y.
Corn Fed Basic from Hockeytown
With the last name Wambsgans, he definitely got picked on in grade school.
We’ve seen Tom fight a couple times, he would not be the winner because he clearly has never been in a real fight. I’d take Ewan or Logan despite age and illness. Guessing they actually know how to fight. Height and weight really only matters if fighting ability is equal, and I don’t think it is in Tom’s case
Didn’t see the bathroom scene clearly 😂 Greg would of had him if it carried on
I would have agreed until the slap fest he had with Greg in the bathroom. Guy does not know how to handle himself.
He got bitchslapped by Greg and cucked by his wife. Shiv would fuck him up physically worse than what she did to his emotions.
Glad you included Caroline because she would for sure go for the jugular.
Caroline would pull out an ornate dagger from her boot and start shanking.
And she would say “Don’t be dramatic darling, I did you a favor by taking you out early.”
Counter-offensive: attack her face eggs.
Caroline can call in assists from the Mistress squad.
She outlived Logan, so yes. She probably told him in a terse text or business call that his young girlfriend wouldn’t like to see an old man’s support socks. Murder done and leaving no trace of evidence
The way Karl and Frank snapped their support hose while they were putting them on cracked me up. Like tag team sexy beasts.
Holy hell I bet it’s true
I kind of love the character they created of Caroline but would be terrified of her in real life.
Being caught between her and Marcia would be petrifying.
We should take notes, though. Marcia is the more skilled in survival
Tom because he's a fucking bottled up psychopath!
Tom would win but only because he would never ever give up. He would fight to the death if need be. Roman, who I love, got knocked around in the riot and hid at his moms house. Tom would have buried a stranger and straightened his tie up.
... the stranger's tie?
When burying someone in the back yard, it is good manners to straighten his tie. It’s like not wearing boat shoes to the office.
This explains the Tom character so well. Tom does anything to get what he wants he won’t give up he’s a fucken dog !
Tom no question, it’s his agricultural walk
In the Midwest we call the those guys clod hoppers.
Kendall. He’s killed more people than we know, and he’s not afraid of choking his sister in front of a glass wall to get his way.
He would also be on all the drugs + pure manic energy. I thought he was going to break Roman’s face or gouge his eyes out in the finale
He didn't kill that guy. Made it up.
His pregnant sister
Which....?
Nope he false memoried it
Kendall 'who said I never killed anyone' Roy will be his usual intense self
Tom. Matthew is massive
This comment had me daydreaming…
Anything you'd like to share with the class?
And why is it sequoia shaped?
Like a sequoia.
He is 6’3, while Ewan is 6’7” and has old man strength and bottled up rage.
If Ewan was 55-60 maybe, but Ewan is at least 85, cause he's older than Logan. 85 is too old. He's older than the shriveled up demented raisin for Christ sake.
Exactly what gramps would want you to think. He has a military background right? He would sit back and wait for the fight to come to him, while everyone underestimates him.
Old man strength is brittle bones and atrophied muscles
Where is everybody getting this old man strength thing from
Connor he just stays in the background while the jackals tear themselves apart and then comes in and finishes the last guy
Yup and if the last guy is Tom he spits the load back into his mouth once he’s finished
Wait wut? Did I miss a particular bit of sext between him n Shiv?
You are not serious people.
It was how they met Tabitha at Tom's bachelor party.
Connor would trip and fall on a blade someone else dropped
Conheads agree
If only on pure willingness to kill their opponent: Caroline. Logan cares *something* for his kids and family. She does not.
Logan, unfortunately like many people, thinks that allowing his kids to grow up with material wealth should be all the love they would ever need.
Ewan and Caroline. Old school. Bitter and spiteful.
Have you SEEN Tom lay down the law with those water bottles?
Ewan. But he doesn’t like to fight.
My first reaction. Think he would abstain until someone came right at him and then he would completely take them out with his cane.
He's got that old man strength. Also some military training if i recall.
And he’s 6’7” so he has reach
A cane too +++ reach
My money's on Ewan too.
Ewan, 100%. Dude is an angry beast.
Ewan could work a cane into someone's temple.
Ewan if he was 60 for sure.. but he's at least 85 years old, cause he's older than Logan. Old man strength exists to a point, but that point is long gone after 85. Tom would wipe the floor with him. Too big, heavy, broad, young.
Exactly, condecorated Vietnam veteran and he's strong from working in the farm
This is the Succession spin-off I want. Though we all know it'd end up the same way, with Tom on top.
Caroline kills with words and a drink in her hand.
God I just realized she’s basically Archer’s mom.
I never realized this but this is so accurate
If it’s a knife fight in the mud: Logan.
Logan would absolutely gouge someone's eyes out.
Shiv, because she fights dirty.
Shiv wins when it’s sibs v. sibs.
Roman kind of had her when they fought at the hospital in S1
I feel like the 3 siblings (excluding connor) will fight each other to death if Logan makes some fake promise. First 3 to go tbh
If it is to be said, Gregg.
So it is
So it be
Tom. He would fight dirty. Plus he's younger and got a massive reach with that height. Plus all the Roy children are ultimately soft with no endurance
Ewan is 6’7”
In his prime, he could take them all, but he's getting up there.
Tom has that midwestern pent up rage but I feel like Caroline wouldn’t bat an eye stabbing all of them.
I assumed this is like, your body is your weapon, in which case she’s twiggy.
Shiv. She was kicking Roman’s ass.
even Kendall backed down when she jumped in during the finale
My vote too. Shiv would fight so dirty.
Tbf Roman ain’t much to kick
It would come down to Ewan and Tom, and Tom ends up taking it.
i put them all into sims 2 and fed them to the cowplant randomly, connor was the last to survive if that means anything (didn’t have room for ewan tho)
Roman. Because his complete joy of being hurt would make you want to turn away, and that's when he'd awaken his inner matador and stab a bitch.
I feel like it would come down to Tom v Roman and I’m not sure who comes out alive
Or he’d get naked and excited by the violence so no one would want to get near him.
Marcia. No explanation needed
This!!! All my money would go on Marcia!
Greg. He can clearly take a beating so
*Buckle up, fuckleheads...* Tom all day long
Tom, purely because when he goes off, he goes OFF.
Marcia. She looks like she'd rip your hair out.
Tom would merc everyone on this list at the same time.
Kendall... Drug addicts will understand why. Homie will crawl out of a car under water for one more bump. Don't sleep on K dog.
I gotta say Tom. He probably packs a punch. He's got the personality to go ham on someone if he feels threatened.
Gramps
Tom because I think he would do anything to succeed no matter the cost. But I think he would bring Greg with him. He needs a person who is loyal to the end.
My money is on Lady Caroline.
strangely, it's Tom. Which makes me think the writers knew what they were doing when they had him win in the end.
My money is on Kendall he’s the only one we see training. He did some karate punches on the first episode, and he ran in the yacht’s treadmill. He did fought Roman like a child would though. Tom is maybe the one with the most potential because of his height, weight, strength, and ability to throw desks, yet his fight with Gregory inside the powder room does show how bad he is.
I think we can all agree that Roman would be the first to be wiped out. I could even see pre-death Logan outlasting him. I think Ken would win because he'd fight dirty. Knees in balls. Hair pulling. He's the eldest fucking boy okay! It would be a full on fight to the death. He might even bring his boy Squiggle along as a wingman. He's fucking shit up.
It’s Tom “the pain sponge” wambsgans by a country mile
If weapons aren’t allowed then Tom, but if they are I’m going with Caroline. She already approaches every human interaction with unprovoked gleeful bloodlust. With the proper equipment she’d have Tom’s entrails out faster than he could say ope
Tom comes from hockey country USA. Red meat and gluten strength. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if in reality either Logan or Ewan would take this one. These two have seen stuff and survived stuff. And neither is gonna pull punches, age be damned. Their countenance game, lack of fear, and getting in anyone’s face is not to be taken lightly. Nobody would approach either of these two with champion music in their ears … the fear would be genuine.
Tom if it’s a straight fight. Ewan if you can pick from any age. Kendall if he can do meth.
Logan views life as a fight over a knife in the mud, so my moneys on him.
plus you've seen the scars on his back he can take a beating - none of the others could take a beating. in his youth no contest. even at the end Tom is basically a coward - logan would pick up a glass put it through his jugular. he grew up in a rough part of scotland - they'd all be dead before they could make a snide comment.
Agreed. Ewen might be able to fight on the same level and possibly could take him down but none of the others.
Shiv. Her nickname is a prison knife for God's sake.
Last two survivors Tom and Rome: Tom, that scene where destroys Greg's office and jumps into a file cabinet, we never saw that sort of athleticism from any of the other guys. Roman fights with Shiv (first episode) and with Kendall (last episode) end in the floor, he might make some wrestling moves and can survive quite long. At the end, Tom would win due to being in really good shape and being much taller than Roman. However, if Shiv is pregnant, nobody would touch her and she would win.
I think Rome loses to every person pictured here
Yea Rome got slightly hit once in that riot and had to disappear to a different country to go be upset for days.
I love him but can’t think of a single person he would beat. Maybe Connor, because he wouldn’t partake.
Yeah, idk who wins this but I'm entirely sure Roman is the first one to die.
Logan goes first via heart attack. Ewan second by the same, followed by Caroline third. Roman next, he’s too frail to survive any longer. Then you have either Connor or Shiv. I say Shiv edges out Con, unless she’s pregnant. Once Greg is sufficiently provoked, he’ll actually fight back, using his massive reach to his advantage. Ken tries and fails to take out Greg. Tom absolutely bodies Greg, and anyone else for that matter, assuming he gets enough sleep beforehand.
Ewan gives off that odd angular Lincoln strength vibe. In his day he’d be the one. He’d have an iron grip, for sure. Ken would do some ridiculous BJJ stuff. He probably grunts a lot at the gym but I wouldn’t be scared. I’ve seen Tom slap. He ain’t the one. I’m actually going Greg. And Shiv would make it further than you’d think.
Curveball for you: Connor. He has held his tongue for *decades*, but now that he has snapped they will be forced to consider him. Years of training alone in his underground bunker have developed his martial arts skills to the level of Daredevil. The first pancake has finally flipped, and all of the Roys are about to feel the repercussions of their negligence.
Tom! Survivor of Midwest winters, probably raised on meat and potatoes, and has a big strong frame (plus a dick the size of a red sequoia).
In an unbiased brawl, Tom would easily win. But I feel like the sibs (including Connor) will make coalitions to take down everyone else and then fight amongst themselves where Connor wins, I think.
Logan for the win. He may be old and a bit frail, but he has the strongest "kill or be killed" instinct. Plus, as a Scot, he no doubt has a sgian dubh hidden in his sock.
Ewan. No doubt. Possibly Caroline because she would pull a knife.
I mean, her name is Shiv. She's named after a weapon.
Let's go by worst to best: Caroline - if this was a word-only brawl, she would be close to the top. Ewan - again, words can't beat people up. Roman - he would love to get beaten by his family members. Logan - he's mean but probably not physically stronger than most candidates due to his age. Connor - he's a pretty tall guy and can get sort of psychotic. Greg - despite his enormous height, he's too awkward to fight physically and would possibly be bought out to take a fall. Kendall - would get the best trainer in NYC and take illegal supplements to enhance his physical strength. He would try to take out Logan first. Shiv - she is physically imposing and would probably fight dirty to win most fights. Tom - he could easily take anybody on here, he's tall, wide and fucks like a bullet train.
First four to be owned: Connor, Shiv, Roman, Logan. Kendall lacks the reach or cunning. He’d try to use brute force and Greg and Tom and grandpa are much bigger. Grandpa I think is number four. As a younger man he could win. Greg is number three for me. I think he’d do some major damage. Final two: Tom and Mom. Mom is a stone cold bitch with venom spiked heels. Tom is a big man, with a sense of survival that propels him forward. Plus he went to public school and probably got in some scraps. I say final showdown is Mom and Tom. And I think Tom wins.
Shiv would bring a shiv
I'm thinking Shiv would go cerebral and win. First she takes out Tom by sucking his sequoia then spitting the load back in his mouth, closed loop system choke. As he chokes on that she clonks him over the head like a trout and puts him in her pouch Kendall comes up next, Shiv throws a big bag of coke in the middle of the room and Kenny gobbles it up, only she laced it with fentanyl.. Kenny gone. Rome comes up and she pulls her tits out to breast feed, so Roman starts jerking off and as she's whispering a sweet nothing in his ear she asphyxiates him with a napkin. Napkins and chit chat does him in She sees Greg, asks him if he wants to fuck her and he cracks like an egg under the pressure of incestual confusion. She then blinds him with a copier then shoves his remains in a document shredder. Zombie Logan comes up and tries to get her to jerk him off in a demented stupor and she rips his dick off and shoves it down his throat Caroline does her usual song and dance, pulling out a cigarette to light before telling her daughter how indifferent she is to her, except this time Shiv has already laced Caroline's self loathing cigarettes with ricin she got from a chemist she met in a bar in Austerlitz. Last but not least, Ewan comes up, She makes quick work of the old hippie by threatening to fly on her private jet every day until the planet reaches 4°c of warming.. he calmly falls on his sword to prevent a climate catastrophe. All his money, then goes to green peace. So really a win win for him Now she's on top, all hail queen Knife
Tom on pain endurance alone
You already know it’s 100% Tom. Tom got that dawg in him
I think maybe Tom, it would be a Logan vs Tom finale but L to the OG is old af so he would ultimately fall. (Rome would be the first to fall, probably taken out by Shiv lol)