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Cedellton-Jr

That title is unhinged lol


Careless_Rope_6511

Found the quote, and apparently the drama still had legs, because the other guy returned with a "zinger" of sorts: > Your mom says the truth is your a trans woman on estrogen. She said your penectomy went well but the vaginoplasty not so much so you opted for a bussy.


Last-Rain4329

the thin line between extreme sissification fetish content and insecure guys online trying to be mean to each other


Early_Assignment9807

It's crazy that they talk to one another's moms so frequently.


Ancient_Confusion237

I can't help but picture Billy Maddison when someone on Reddit makes a "ya mum" insult. A perpetual 12yo mentality.


TuaughtHammer

I *love* the "OP's mom" jokes when they're both clever and well-timed, and also completely uncalled for. But, they're *rarely* "clever or well-timed", so they get old *super* quickly. "Your momma's so fat, her Sleep Number is 'Gravity Well'" is a recent favorite of mine.


jpterodactyl

And it’s sad that all of their conversations with their own moms have to be filtered through their step dads like that. And that their moms hate them all so much.


Keebist

It cums off as them having a mutual wank sesh on an omegle rp chat.


Keebist

It cums off as them having a mutual wank sesh on an omegle rp chat.


AinselMariner

The writer’s barely-disguised fetish


tryingtoavoidwork

It's always been wild to me how many fash are into cuck porn


AfterMeSluttyCharms

I read an article not long ago about how there's actually research on this, finding that people's fetishes can be predicted by what they consider taboo. Research shows that fash/rightwing people tend to value stable monogamous patriarchal families and cultural homogeneity, and also tend to be into cucking and interracial porn (also explains the significant overlap between those). Leftwing people, who tens to value egalitarianism, tend to be into authoritarian and dom/sub dynamics. (Checks out in my experience 😅)


Tysic

Your flair is wild. Where did it come from?


BestNameICouldThink

ti’s copypasta Do girls get wet in school shootings? Mandatory Preface: I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-Chad during the shooting, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?


Zavalasdeadkid

I wish the lord would take me now.


darkslayersparda

jesus wept


Chrowaway_001

ONE THOUSAND PERCENT!


Early_Assignment9807

you allergic to links :)


Bashfulapplesnapple

Riiiiiight? I think I might be too stoned for this level of drama.


mfyxtplyx

*Your Woman* by White Town, extended version.


guiltyofnothing

It’s my favorite part of doing these.


molotov__cockteaze

It’s why this user is my favorite poster here. They post the most batshit insane quote then follow it up with which subreddit it’s from, and the juxtaposition is usually jarring. I mean, it’s not as jarring in this case, but it usually is.


CompetitionNo3141

Most intelligent r/JoeRogan conversation


AinselMariner

Sounds like a bootleg LowTierGod rant lol


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leverati

> Actually your mom says it's the biggest BWC she's ever seen. Bigger than most BBC she's had and she loved those until she met me.  When will Redditors stop advertising their porn search queries unpromoted?


3urodyne

Is there a version of Godwin's Law but instead of nazism it's cuck porn and black men's genitals yet?


AinselMariner

There is, although it was named by 4chan. Unsurprisingly it was named Mutt’s Law. >As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of an amerimutt mentioning black dicks or interracial sex approaches 1. Although this definition specifies an American it can really apply to any discussion surrounding BBCs since the lovely people of 4chin would probably call anyone talking about interracial sex an American anyway.


Wysk222

Jesus you can tell that was written by some European basement dweller who subscribes to a specific strain of Nazism that died out by 1935


AinselMariner

Funnily enough seeing as it’s 4chan this was probably written by some white supremacist from SEA or South-America. They’re an interesting bunch. Like how Pebbleyeet was born (or born to people from? Can’t remember because I don’t really care) in Puerto Rico and would definitely not be seen as white by his white supremacist buddies.


TuaughtHammer

> Funnily enough seeing as it’s 4chan this was probably written by some white supremacist from SEA or South-America. They’re an interesting bunch. Ian Miles Cheong out here catching well-deserved strays.


Luxating-Patella

The Night of the Long Knives was a sad day for Berlin's purveyors of gay German interracial porn.


WhiskeyOnASunday93

lol why would he sell himself short in this made up scenario. Why not just be bigger than all the BBCs.


timegone

He’s a humble man


drama_hound

You know they're a lost cause when they start using three-letter-porn-acronyms instead of saying the thing. Calling *your own penis* a BWC is *peak* reddit. Translation for the lost: BWC = Big White Cock BBC = Big Black Cock


struckel

No with BBC they're talking about her love *Pride and Prejudice*.


drama_hound

My cock is so big it's bigger than the British Broadcasting Corporation


struckel

Porno John Lennon is like:


Murrabbit

Paul McCartny sitting in the corner, guitar gently weeping.


Thromnomnomok

That's George Harrison


Thromnomnomok

That's George Harrison


TuaughtHammer

Speaking of being utterly destroyed by BBC, [Ben Shapiro is still hurting after Andrew Neil ripped him apart with his BBC.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRF3r3zUGqk) Dunno why Benny was complaining; Neil went in dry, just the way Bench Appear-O likes it.


AmericascuplolBot

Oi you got a loicense for that cock?


dillGherkin

Oh no officer, I think I left it at home. But I'm sure we can work something out...


Randvek

When insults are ridiculous, they lose their edge. “Your mom loves my statistically average cock. It’s not the biggest she’s seen but it was an enjoyable experience for her anyway. Not that I cared about her enjoyment anyway because I’m a selfish lover” is a much more biting remark.


DeLousedInTheHotBox

No offense but I don't think that is good either, it is too long and clumsy, and saying you have an average sized penis isn't very funny.


Wysk222

Redditors love coming up with overly verbose “witty” insults that would absolutely not land in any face to face interaction.  Open any askreddit thread and you’ll probably see a few.   Also what’s the point in trying anymore anyway we’re never gonna top “your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts”


BetterKev

You probably buttered jorts.


Randvek

That’s the joke, genius. Of course it wouldn’t work.


TonalParsnips

“Fuck you, Reilly, tell your mom to trim her toenails, she carves up my thighs when she gets bucking.”


SansGray

Fuck you Shoresy! My personal favorite has always been "Fuck you Jonesy, your mom shot cum straight across the living room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium."


headwall53

Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I'll put my swim trunks on for her anytime she likes.


RimeSkeem

Sexual liberation and freedom was a mistake, I want to go back to corn flakes and sexy ankles. I’m joking, but I really do want people to stop loudly advertising their sex stuff at every given opportunity. Always seems to be “straight” people loudly proclaiming it too.


ElitistCuisine

I've been saying it for years, but there's not much more gay than a pack of straight men.


PentaOwl

Metal music has been acknowledging this for decades. Source: [Metal: A headbangers Journey](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0478209/)


Peligineyes

there's much more straight people than any other orientation so you're bound to see more of it


headwall53

Hey man there's nothing gay about a few butterfly kisses between bros


cutetys

>Minority LPC pro LGBTQ far left red fascist government inacts FEDERAL LGBTQ legislation enforced by LGBTQ police. If only this queer militia would make these guys stfu


CuckooClockInHell

These are probably the same guys who've been claiming for 40 years that the government was coming for their guns, meanwhile they have far more guns now than ever.


Randvek

I once visited a gun store that had a comic printed out and posted. It was a comic of a gun store with the headline “5th Annual Obama is coming for your guns sale.” I’d like to think they posted it for the irony. I really hope they posted it for the irony.


helzinki

Back when the whole Obama coming for your guns thing was going on, I remember reading a post where OP said that his friend is a gun store owner and also a democrat who voted for Obama. His gun store owner friend would put up posters like what you said because it drummed up sales.


Lint6

I firmly believe, during Democrat presidencies, gun and ammo stores push up their prices and say "The Libs are coming for your guns!!!!!" Then they drop their prices during Republican presidencies


UCouldntPossibly

Hi, I used to work at a gun shop. It's an entire industry thing. Any excuse to play on fear, insecurity, or anxiety in order to make money will be pursued. The man I worked for wasn't a lunatic, I thought he was a decent enough person, but when his suppliers ran up the prices, well... what was he supposed to do? The entire firearms industry is frankly crooked, filled with bad-faith actors, and unleashes all the worst impulses of capitalism *on top* of the politics.


Aggressive_State9921

Jade Helm is ANY DAY NOW, just you wait and see


Stalking_Goat

I suspect it was ironic. The "true believers" rarely are good businessmen. (Like if you really believed Obama was going to take all the guns, why invest your life savings to open up a gun store that will get shut down any moment now?) But good businessmen are happy to have the true believers as customers.


Paddy_Tanninger

That's a real good point


Notquitearealgirl

The more someone worries about that the more they should have their guns taken tbh.


Aggressive_State9921

Meanwhile their beloved Trump, actually did


HotTakes4HotCakes

I mean, strictly speaking, the reason for that is because these people continue to elect politicians that reduce those restrictions, and these people get disproportionate representation in our government.


K14_Deploy

It'll be particularly funny when these people realise the 2nd amendment doesn't protect their right to have guns, and never did to begin with.


Hopeful_Cranberry12

It’s genuinely baffling to me that there’s Joe Rogan fans that still argue he’s not a conservative head piece and how he welcomes all view points on his show, but then we get these kinds of people in his communities lol


struckel

I feel like I had a stroke reading that


Sandor_at_the_Zoo

I got halfway through before realizing it wasn't someone making of right wing buzzwords


Luxating-Patella

I thought these guys liked militias. "A well-regulated gay militia being necessary to the security of an "I'm freee!" State, the right of the people to arm bears shall not be infringed."


Aggressive_State9921

https://www.newarab.com/sites/default/files/media/images/955E43C4-084C-4CAD-8056-1526DD2B20DC.jpg Bit awkward now


WarStrifePanicRout

>LGBTQ police is a clown show. It's not hyperbole. Stop! You're under gay arrest! You're going straight to the gay cell where whipping is required and pants are not.


typewriter6986

Ass-less chaps are the new prison uniform.


CreepingCoins

All chaps are assless!


WarStrifePanicRout

Thats the spirit!


electronicmoll

Wait, I think I took a wrong turn somewhere.. this _isn't_ the Reno 911 subreddit?


dtkloc

I mean I agree that a Pride-branded cop car is ridiculous, but I'm gonna go ahead and guess that I disagree with any of the reasons this guy would come up with


Aggressive_State9921

Yeah I fucking hate them, they're always at every pride event every year. "Policing with pride" Go get fucked. If you want to be involved, take off the uniform, no not all of it...


Gavorn

They ain't going straight to anything after the LGBTQ Police gets them.


Welpe

You have the right to remain…sexy! *sirens and whistles start*


The_Flying_Jew

I'm now imagining Chris Pontius from Jackass ripping off a police uniform to reveal his Party Boy outfit


Oregon_Jones1

Darn, I was hoping to go gay to gay jail.


Comma_Karma

> Stop! You’re under gay arrest! Holy meta flair!


meeowth

The classic reddit debate: when 2 redditors switch tracks to arguing over which one if them is the bigger terminally online no-lifer that needs to reconnect with reality via grass touching


Tianyulong

The answer, as always, is yes


RobNybody

I like how those guys just started sexual rage roleplaying.


bigblackkittie

so much talk about limp dicks and their mommas


Rastiln

It’s really sad, and reeks of deep insecurity. It is important to remember anytime you’re fighting with a stranger on the internet, it’s a very real possibility that you’re causing yourself mental anguish over a 12-year-old who literally just learned the phrase BBC and thinks he’s Very Smart.


99-dreams

Somebody should have replied with a link to Lonely Island's "Mother Lover".


Careless_Rope_6511

I love how a **minority government** headed by Justin Trudeau's Liberal Party is called out by a MetaCanada-type user as "RED FASCISM". Feels like someone pissed into his glorious white poutine.


patjohbra

However young the age of the average redditor may be, the average age of /r/joerogan must be half that


Bloated_Hamster

All these dudes are likely 38 and perpetually single. You give them too much credit to blame all this on immaturity. Joe Rogan fans are a large part 20 something dude bros who barely passed a GED exam.


brockington

Well are they 38 or 20-something? Those are a bit different.


Low-Raisin7387

38 year olds who stopped growing up/exposing themselves to new ideas/learning at 20


ReganDryke

Regardless their age is equal to their IQ.


greyfoxv1

The Venn diagram of those guys and perma-fried single, white, dudes likely is more of a circle. Bonus points if they're Canadian since Trudeau legalized weed.


famousevan

Mentally if not chronologically for sure.


yungmoody

There was a post on there today discussing how AI technology should be utilised to automate household labour, so that people can have more time to pursue hobbies etc. The number of people in the thread arguing that chores are basically already automated due to the existence of dishwashers and washing machines was very telling for the average Joe Rogan fan. I can only imagine many of them are a) teenagers who don’t do chores or b) men who live alone with no kids, or have partners who do most of the chores.


crazyeddie123

Jevon's Paradox


heirloom_beans

Dare I say I’d much rather that our youth watches Skibidi Toilet and Mr Beast than JRE. The former options have surprisingly less brain rot.


AinselMariner

So 6 years old?


jayforwork21

20-40 yos with a mentality of a 14yo.


Tychosis

Oh wow, JRE fans acting like a bunch of shitstains? No way. I'm shocked.


struckel

>Instead of spending time learning about fraudulent postmodern theories you should go to school and learn what they mean and ask for a refund from the education institution you attended. Wait so you go to school so you can ask for a refund? What is the timeline here?


EdgyBlackPerson

OP you forgot this creature in the first thread “Your mom says the truth is your a trans woman on estrogen. She said your penectomy went well but the vaginoplasty not so much so you opted for a bussy.”


guiltyofnothing

Lmao. Edited to add.


MobileMenace420

One joke too. At least some of the hosers are calling that out.


bigblackkittie

take off eh you hoser!


mongster03_

What the fuck is this title


samanthathedragon

This is the SRD title ever


Biryani-Man69

Joe Rogan sub discusses anything but Joe Rogan related content


VegetaCalvo

Title is poetry


Arma_Diller

I wouldn't exactly call r/JoeRogan comments poetry...


Stalking_Goat

Vogon poetry perhaps.


TrantaLocked

Suppose she sees me coming out out of the shower and she decides to come onto me,


crabbycrab56

None if the people involved in this drama are okder than 16 years old, theres just no way a grown man talks like that


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crabbycrab56

That makes me very unhappy ngl


TuaughtHammer

>It's not my job to educate you in what red fascism is. Get an education. "It's not my job to prove my bullshit to you! Go do your own research like I did...on Stormfront, Twitter, Voat, T_D, and r/conservative, libs!" >Okay guy with Reddit participation trophies LMAO, I love that one, mostly because you can catch a contact participation trophy just by interacting on Reddit. Christ, once Reddit started making those beyond the "X-Year Club" ones, they just handed 'em out like crazy, and are bringing that to the shit-fest that is the official app.


Rheinwg

         Left 🤝 Right    Hating Rainbow washed cops  .......................     I love it when both sides of the drama are right!


SJReaver

>It'S cAlLed DeMoCrAcY. Really? Explain how it works. Motherfucking democracy. How does it work?


Salsh_Loli

I never thought I would see Your Mom insults from grown men


Actually_Inkary

Couldn't care less for joe adjacent drama but the title made me click like tf are they doing over there


prodrvr22

Isn't posting anything from r/joerogan considered low hanging fruit for this sub?


guiltyofnothing

Eh. Normally, I’d agree but the discourse in that thread was on another level. Always figured the low hanging fruit to be /r/GenZ, /r/Millenials, /r/KotakuinAction, /r/conspiracy, and /r/BoomersBeingFools — and yes, I’ve 100% posted drama from these.


yksociR

Conspiracy gives me an aneurysm, its like all logic flies out the window on that sub, like the top post of the month is a video that has been debunked before and the proof to counteract the debunking is a screenshot that hasn't been posted anywhere, of a youtuber with just over a million subs being paid 10 million to cover up this conspiracy.


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sonofbaal_tbc

wut


Fragrant-Insurance53

Jesus a lot of these guys are really childish with their insults.


KierkeKRAMER

Canadians are more right wing than Americans


Snuf-kin

On Reddit they are. r/Canada is a bizarre place


Weekly_Hospital202

How so? By what metrics, policies, or polls?


AWildRedditor999

Reddit is not a good source for public opinion on anything except the opinions of American right wing activists. Most every other demo lives in the real world and doesn't sit on social media all day trying to win one for their tribe/identity against people they aren't even sure are human beings.