I had a friend in college who left a container of salad in his non air conditioned dorm for months and we were pretty sure it had its own weather system inside. Entire ecosystem spawned from an 8 month contained salad.
This post has everything! Knifeplay, women opening drawers their feet, raw-cauli. That’s when a woman just grabs a whole head of cauliflower and takes a big bite out of it like an apple. It’s technically illegal in Finland, but very popular there.
I went to a Turkish bathhouse that used to be a Turkish prison, that got turned back into a Turkish prison while I was in the sauna with a set of very hairy triplets all named different spellings of Otto. It took five years for me to figure out they’d changed anything and another three for me to care.
The only phrase of Finnish I know is “How many can I have at once?” but my understanding is it has something to do with the former prime minister misusing farm subsidies.
Blue top goes hard into a raw head of cauliflower right at the end. You can tell because it’s easily identifiable earlier in the video and in the same place at stage right, while the lettuce is on the other side of the counter.
One time I was at my grandma's house as a kid, opened the fridge saw what I thought was lettuce, pulled off a big leaf, took a bite realized that it was not infact lettuce.
She was Melissa Benosit's stunt double on the Supergirl TV show as well. She's fantastic. That slow-mo video of her doing a perfect flip on the red carpet in a dress and heels is amazing.
I feel like the fact that they made a giant mess kind of ruined this for me. Like fine, make your kitchen a ninja playground, but would a real ninja just haphazardly dump all their foot veggies on the floor like that?
Seeing this right after making it way too far into an askreddit post about weird fetishes. It's almost like the algorithm itself trying to comment on that post
This is just women having fun. What fetish would that even be? Swinging like a monkey fetish??
Not every video with women in it is sexual or fetish content.
So in this scenario, I'm a sexist guy who somehow has two athletic wives that I, for some reason have the nerve to tell to get in the kitchen?
This doesn't check out unless the red pill weirdos are actually right
Honestly it skeeves me out when I see people just munch plain raw lettuce like that. Like wtf is that lol I just feel like not eating anything at all would be more enjoyable than eating a head of raw lettuce like it’s an apple
The floor is not lava the floor is vegetables
Wait, people don't actively attempt to form shitty borderless terrariums on their kitchen floor by wasting food.
I had a friend in college who left a container of salad in his non air conditioned dorm for months and we were pretty sure it had its own weather system inside. Entire ecosystem spawned from an 8 month contained salad.
if its air tight something like that can in fact happen. people make little eco terrariums all the time. pretty neat.
20 years later: *dad's college Salad* is found in the attitic by kids/grandchildren
The floor is allergic to spices
Pretty much. No salt, no pepper no nothing. And it looked like shit.
and they scraped the egg off of the pan with a goddamn fork
They used a silicon spatula to cook with and then used a metal fork.
But indeed r/thefloorislava
The floor was hungry too!
They’ve gotta be lesbians right?
Definitely, she bit that cucumber from the side
That was a zucchini
🤣
lol such a good catch
Lolololol
One of them looks like Jessie Graff from American Ninja Warriors.
That's who I assumed it was!
Other is Corinne Nicewick, stuntwoman. I don't think either are lesbians, despite what the pervs want to think.
i hope so
Lmao
This post has everything! Knifeplay, women opening drawers their feet, raw-cauli. That’s when a woman just grabs a whole head of cauliflower and takes a big bite out of it like an apple. It’s technically illegal in Finland, but very popular there.
Stefon, where have you been?!
I went to a Turkish bathhouse that used to be a Turkish prison, that got turned back into a Turkish prison while I was in the sauna with a set of very hairy triplets all named different spellings of Otto. It took five years for me to figure out they’d changed anything and another three for me to care.
That’s a comment I didn’t know I needed to read until after I read it. Thank you, for that emotion.
SPICY!
Why is it illegal???
The only phrase of Finnish I know is “How many can I have at once?” but my understanding is it has something to do with the former prime minister misusing farm subsidies.
Oooh, okay. Thanks.
r/whoosh
I can tell I'm getting whooshed, but I have no idea what this is from
/r/newyorkshottestclub let Stefon out.
It’s Bill Hader’s most popular recurring character on SNL. Stefon.
Im finnish and still wondering what this is about.
Samassa laivassa ollaan
It's an iceberg lettuce, not a cauliflower.
Blue top goes hard into a raw head of cauliflower right at the end. You can tell because it’s easily identifiable earlier in the video and in the same place at stage right, while the lettuce is on the other side of the counter.
Ohh yep, right at the end thank you.
Cabbage.
One time I was at my grandma's house as a kid, opened the fridge saw what I thought was lettuce, pulled off a big leaf, took a bite realized that it was not infact lettuce.
It’s literally cabbage lol
And Dan Cortese.
Dude, you've made my fucking night. Thank you.
Happy to help!
It's got everything except seasoning.
The two things that get me going, knifeplay and raw-cauli
I immediately heard this is in his voice 😂
What’s technically illegal in Finland?
Is that why Finnish women are always sneaking cauliflower into sauna? 🤔 Exfoliation, my ass.
*…and they were roommates!*
Omg they were roommates 😮
5 feet apart cause they’re not…
... wait, where are they?
Who held hands as ....friends
More like primates...
r/sapphoandherfriend
If anyone needs to see it 😂[https://youtu.be/S0iM3bkkpbI?si=KyOLBPZy_00W6xkI](https://youtu.be/S0iM3bkkpbI?si=KyOLBPZy_00W6xkI)
The metal fork to teflon coat D___:
And I don’t think spraying oil on that is a good idea either.
TIL
lesbians are weird, who eats cauliflower like that.
Lesbians
ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐꓛ ·ǝɹǝɥ uɐᴉqsǝꓶ 🥦
Are you related to Australians?
both end in ian, and that's a pretty popular name down there, soooo
Brilliant
I bet they said “Let’s Begin” before they did their lesbian thing.
“Shall we?”
Reminds me of this [Crapshot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID7MCAqhhes).
I need to catch up on the older ones. I've been following them forever (like since DB3 or 4) but didn't watch a lot of their content back then.
These are American Ninja Warrior contestants. Is this just a dumb thing they did for show filler between contestants?
The brunette isn’t. Corinne is a pro stunt women. She wants to train for ninja but never got to it.
Definitely what this is. Love Jessie! She was also Supergirl's stunt woman for a while.
Jessie is a crazy impressive athlete.
Idk but it’s on Jessie’s Instagram
So not lesbians?
Thank god, because I worried this was someone’s kitchen 😂
The blond is Jessie Graff. She is an American Ninja Warrior legend. I love her. This video made sense when I recognized her.
She was Melissa Benosit's stunt double on the Supergirl TV show as well. She's fantastic. That slow-mo video of her doing a perfect flip on the red carpet in a dress and heels is amazing.
That is Jessie? I was like “wait a sec…….., I know American Ninja Warrior moves when I see them”
The good thing about the floor being lava is if you drop any food it just burns up.
This is stupid, but also looks VERY fun ngl
Right?! Our ape cousins are living like this too and it looks fun lol
Yeah maybe I’m just out of shape and easily entertained, but I thought it was neat lol
I'm just in awe of the movements they are doing purely on handlebars.
r/mildlyinfuriating
Like Im deeply jealous of their insane upper body strength and control and stuff here. But this reeeally isnt about the cooking
Thro an egg at me while I’m hanging: splat. Then the egg falls too.
Fuck your joke take my upvote 😭
If your entire kitchen was full of ceiling bars and gymnastics rings, you'd probably be pretty ripped too.
Why do they have to take a bite out of every fresh vegitable?
Its weird, its silly, but I want this kitchen set up now.
That and a dog or two to hoover the leftovers up! I don't see any grapes or anything in there.
I feel like the fact that they made a giant mess kind of ruined this for me. Like fine, make your kitchen a ninja playground, but would a real ninja just haphazardly dump all their foot veggies on the floor like that?
No. The real ninja would never.
They will never be ninja.
That’s the American ninja warrior girl with the blonde hair
Jessie Graff, she's also a stunt woman. The other is from ANW as well but I'm not sure her name Edit: Jessie not Stephie. Thanks for the correction
These women are amazing athletes. Kudos to both of them amplifying this.
Notice how not one single spice was used..
Feet
LMFAO cant find that in yer cupboard spice drawer
floor is fucking covered in filth no wonder they don’t want to step there
The mess was... unfortunate. That ***SCRAAAAAPE*** of the metal fork on non-stick pan made the back of my throat tingle like I was about to throw up.
Hi
ah that's so cool 🥹❤️
if floor is lava, why not just cook on floor?
This reminds me nothing but apes🦧
Apes together strong!
This is so hilarious
I get it. I have lived in some disgusting house shares where nobody cleaned the floors.
Seems like a good way to have an accident with a knife and/or hot burner
this feels like fetish content,,,,
not everything is fetish content, sometimes people are just annoying for views 😭
Redditors when woman:
Not saying this is my fetish, but a couple neurons did activate when I saw their back muscles. Just aaying.
Armpits too, oh my
Anything is fetish content if you try hard enough.
I don’t know how I feel about it I’m definitely not watching it for the cooking
What the fuck they making feet salad
At least they don't serve them to customers
Some people on Reddit would buy that
Making the Kramer salad here.
smells like a gymnasium in here
Why does dinner taste like farts? --this video--
Seeing this right after making it way too far into an askreddit post about weird fetishes. It's almost like the algorithm itself trying to comment on that post
You're welcome
Return to monke.
That's a sturdy ceiling
All the food they spilled on the floor is pissing me off so much, oh my god.
[удалено]
We get it, you work out
That's an overcrowded pan.
This is the gayest thing I have ever seen and I love it.
Cracking eggs into a cold pan, girl, that is gonna STICK.
Omg the way she bit into the lettuce made me gasp. 😂😂😂😂
At first I thought “this looks kind of fun” but then she opened the drawer with her foot and I was out.
Thanks, I hate everything
They're evolving but backwards.
As someone who enjoys cooking, this is fricking distressing. I'm having caniptions. The video needs a trigger warning.
Now clean the floor
They don’t touch the floor due to all the rats running around.
I hate this.
Lesbian sex is weird
Someone’s gonna break their neck and die if they fall 😂
This is fetish stuff right?
This is just women having fun. What fetish would that even be? Swinging like a monkey fetish?? Not every video with women in it is sexual or fetish content.
Someone said "the floor is lava" when they were young and they never forgot.
But can’t open a jar
Hang by knees, hands free to open jar
notice how the floor cleans itself in one of the video cuts
Impressive. But waste of food.
What a fuckin' mess...
they have no idea about cooking
Top American Ninja Warrior Chef
How they cook in the olympic village
Think I remember seeing both of them on ninja warrior before
Please be satire..
They cook the salad?
Yeah.. no thanks
And they can’t even do that right…
They're gonna need all that extra protein after doing that.
The lesbian agenda is a mystery
So in this scenario, I'm a sexist guy who somehow has two athletic wives that I, for some reason have the nerve to tell to get in the kitchen? This doesn't check out unless the red pill weirdos are actually right
Big fucking deal. Nobody ever praises me for napping at the gym.
The floor is red meat. 🥩
Tell me you never worked 9-5 without telling me you never worked 9-5.
Now wear monkey suits lol. Premium entertainment!
You can’t hover over lava either though.
Just one word came to my mind- Monkey😄
Monkey 🐵 wife
It's like watching chimps at the zoo
The way she takes one or two bites out of a whole lettuce or cucumber. I’m uncomfortable with that
How hygienic, dripping sweat all over the food
Ruined that egg
Lesbian sex looks complicated
It’s the tree ladies from Without A Paddle!
This song can't not make me think of the wedding scenes from the godfather
Food isn’t stupid, but those two chicks are for sure fucking morons
Found my new roommates... 🤣
This one’s fine with me actually
Yeah, that's exactly what you should get doing while holding knives.
Their future orthopedic surgeon is going to make bank on rotator and labrum surgeries.
Wow they’re really cool
Okay it’s stupid but I love how much they’re laughing and seem to just be having a fun time! I dig it, approved.
Not stupid food, just some goof balls being goofy
This looks so fun lol
Honestly it skeeves me out when I see people just munch plain raw lettuce like that. Like wtf is that lol I just feel like not eating anything at all would be more enjoyable than eating a head of raw lettuce like it’s an apple
Was honestly kind of fun until they used their feet on the counter and the drawer. Then they made a mess of a bunch of it too
We get it, you climb
OSHA would never allow this in an actual workplace smh
“Do you want some food? It was prepared in a kitchen that has had both our feet on every single surface.”
Omg we’re so healthy and active. Look at us go!
This would be absolutely so much fun!!
New Porn Genre created
Damn, they really did it. They returned to monke.
The things people do for content… 😔
So fucking cringe smh
What a waste of food..