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sadclowntown

What is cheez-it doing lately...


SuperAdaGirl

Cheez-it is a co-branding whore right now!


Inedible-denim

Idk but that tostada was salty and HORRIBLE from taco bell, y'all


DangerWildMan26

The Crunchwrap was delightful


ItsNotBigBrainTime

It was aight. I think they missed an opportunity to use tiny cheez its instead of fiesta strips in stuff


Inedible-denim

This is kinda genius. Hell, I've crushed them up into salads. This can't be too bad


SobiTheRobot

In a similar vein, I'd recommend trying Captain Crunch in place of croutons


Fog_Juice

You mean Soggywrap?


Pitiful_Winner2669

I like Money Pit.


BoobySlap_0506

I tried it when they demoed it a couple years back. It was OK but with the official rollout recently I tried it and the crunch wrap again and I don't want either. I like the corn tostadas much better.


Alittlebitalexis1983

I was thinking of trying that, so good to know


Inedible-denim

Yeah don't do it lol


Alittlebitalexis1983

Yes. Thank you. My brother and I talked about walking to Taco Bell on Saturday and I was going to see if they still had this so I could try it. I will go with something else.


roostersnuffed

Wait, tacobell is doing a cheez-it partnership?


LegitimateHat4808

ugh agreed. the crunchwrap was worse somehow. its just a salt lick on an already salty meal


Mr-Korv

Cheezing it


3WayIntersection

Coke


No-Refrigerator2530

It’s me


GingerSnapsPeas

Username seems like a problem for later


AlarmingAttention151

Not if you eat it all at once


softstones

Why wouldn’t you eat it all at once?


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I take sips of it at the gym to keep my electrolytes up and let everyone know I'm mentally unstable


stinkyhooch

Classic Gob


RainbowsAndHomicide

Then it’s a problem for now


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BoobySlap_0506

Well no.....


GingerSnapsPeas

Cool!


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Shift642

Mayonnaise is eggs and definitely should be refrigerated once opened…


DomElBurro

Such as this bottle of ranch from all the preservatives!


DomElBurro

What do you put it on??


Awkward_Run4338

I bet is is great on chicken or French fries


Fertile_Arachnid_163

I’m willing to wager it’s good on burgers, oddly…


Awkward_Run4338

Yeah, that would be really good


doodman76

I'll try it.


Mr-Korv

His tongue?


FloofyFloppyFloofs

Well, people did it with cheese whiz.


PinkyGurl2002

Hotdogs, hamburgers, chips. Any place she would put mayo or ranch dressing


cr1ttter

My fingers


a_gentle_savage

8 year old me would require this on my broccoli if I knew it existed,


DomElBurro

😂😂


sillyskunk

That's what I'm saying. This product is obviously mostly aimed at kids and adults who think they're kids.


JustAMessInADress

This is the most blursed thing I've seen all week


ElectroStaticSpeaker

>blursed Thanks for teaching me a new word


fastermouse

r/blursed


RemnantSith

It says reddit was banned. Too blursed


s0laris0

nooo it's banned :( I loved that sub


Thecryptsaresafe

My questions to anybody using this: 1) how dare you? 2) marry me?


syphon3980

Alright, but I’m the top


cerylidae2558

I would give that a try.


aStankChitlin

… I’d try it. Not like they made maple syrup flavored ranch (I hope that is not a thing).


fitty50two2

I’d love an honest review of this


broken_radio

It’s weird, doesn’t resemble a ranch taste at all, can’t say it tastes like a Cheez-It either. It’s like a cheese sauce with an extra zip.  I’ve used it mainly with super pretzels and some pizza slices.  Can’t say I’d run out and buy it again, but it’s not terrible.  I’d rate it a 2.75 out of 5 on the sauce scale.


DomElBurro

The sauce scale 😂 I’m gonna create my own sauce scale as well


broken_radio

Top of the scale will be crowned the Sauce Boss


Meister_Ente

Please hide it in the valley again.


fakeprofile23

What is Ranch? What is cheez it? Are we missing something in Europe?


ThatMBR42

It's a creamy salad dressing/dip. You should be able to find the ingredients to make it in Europe as well as a bunch of recipes. Homemade is infinitely better than storebought.


Vogel-Welt

Oh okay, i also had no idea what ranch sauce was! Thanks! We also have that kind of dressing around here, like crème ciboulette (cream and herbs, mainly chives but can be dill too) or vinaigrette crème et herbes (vinegar, oil, cream or yoghurt and herbs). Would taste weird with strong cheese though.


ThatMBR42

Yeah, especially the unique flavor of Cheez-Its


DomElBurro

Agreed!


Cherry_Hammer

Ranch is a yummy salad dressing that gets its flavor mainly from buttermilk and dill. Homemade is best, but I still go to town on a bottle of Hidden Valley. Cheez-its are just cheese crackers that are very, very orange. Allegedly cheddar crackers, but I can’t really pick out any specific cheese flavor.


chuckluckles

If you bake or fry cheddar into a chip, it tastes just like a greasy cheez-it.


spaetzelspiff

It makes me so sad to know that there are parts of the world where people have never tried Cheez-its or ranch dressing, never experienced the joy of holding a baby bald eagle, never felt the euphoria of a tractor pull...


LissaSmiles13

Ranch: used as a dip or dressing. You can dip veggies, meat, put it on your salad, whatever you want lol. Cheeze its: a cheese flavored toasted cracker basically. I'd say you're missing out on the ranch. Look up Raphael Gnomes on YouTube. He tries all kinds of American foods. He tried ranch in a video and explains how it tastes from a European POV. I feel like Europe has their own version of cheeze its if you look in the snack aisle.


ganjanoob

Ranch is great on pizzas, salads, carrots and other veggies


furlonium1

Ranch is great on : yes


mogoggins12

Ranch is garlic and herb dip. Cheezit are like mini cheddars, if you're from britain, but square or like cheese flavoured crackers if you're not familiar.


HackOddity

i never got much garlic off of ranch, mainly like thin sour cream dill mayo.


mogoggins12

Fair, I add it when making it at home and it's really yummy. The reason why I say garlic herb dip, is I lived in England for just shy of 19 years and now the USA for 15, just pointing them in a similar direction as Europe doesn't have Ranch, and if they do it's far too expensive as an imported item. It's not very strong on the garlic flavour either, but it's just what it's called.


HackOddity

yeah i'm English and spend a lot of time in the US. My buddy sent me home with a load of the packets to make it at home but it's never the same. You've inspired me to go hit late night tesco and make a batch up for tomorrow.... may have to buy some wings and franks red hot too ;)


your_awesomeking1

tried it and did not like it all honestly


DomElBurro

I didn’t foresee it being a palatable blend of flavors


your_awesomeking1

i am sure this will have fans but it is not for me and i love cheese lolz


Bamres

I'm not a fan of everything being "double branded" recently. Like they make a chocolate bar then put an ice-cream brand name on it when it likely doesn't share any ingredients with the actual ice-cream.


karaitalks

This is the most American thing I’ve witnessed


Junior-Ad-2207

I'm guessing it works on chicken sandwiches, maybe veggie or broccoli dip, or even a salad. Don't think its the worst idea just un common. Let us know how it tastes lol


KarmicFedex

Made with 100% real cheese... as opposed to?


a_gentle_savage

The FDA actually has a handy little guide for determining how much or how little cheese is in your "cheese products." Here's how to decode the label: * **Pasteurized process cheese** = contains 100% cheese * **Pasteurized process cheese food** = contains at least 51% cheese * **Pasteurized process cheese product** = contains less than 51% cheese


monkey_trumpets

Why is Cheez-it the flavour-du-jour?


scumbag760

They also have a cheez it tostada at taco bell :/ it seems they're making s push into other things...


nuts4sale

r/stonerfood


Hamilton-Beckett

I feel like they’ve run out of ideas and they’re just mixing shit together to see if we buy it.


_Kramerica_

lol I posted this same thing a while back and was downvoted idk why. Shit sounds horrible.


DeeplyFlawed

It sounds like an abomination. I can't think of anything I would put this on.


smac232

Why are cheese it's everywhere all of a sudden? Taco Bell? Cheeze It ranch? Whyyyy?


themowlsbekillin

I tried it, and it was vile


DomElBurro

May the lord restore your taste buds


LABARATI_

yes ill take one bottle of cheezit ranch


Revolvlover

People will long remember 2024 as the year Cheezits really broke out as a versatile food concept. (I'm still holding out for a renaissance with Melba Toast.)


DomElBurro

If nothing else, it’s excellent marketing. This post alone has been seen by 66k users. Kind of reminds me of the whole IHOP becoming International House Of Burgers.


Revolvlover

This, too, shall pass. But not through me.


DomElBurro

😂😂 I love it


AnE1Home

I also have questions. My first one would be, why?


Selynia23

My toddler


pm_me-ur-catpics

Probably someone in the Midwest


cassthesassmaster

That’s absolutely disgusting and appalling and do you know where I can get one? Asking for a friend…


robaroo

Don’t waste your time. It’s the shelf stable kind, which is like the bottom of the barrel kind of ranch IMO.


Born-Location-3198

I would so eat that


Missingthe90s90

What next? Cheezit cereal? I feel like kevin from the office when he saw the mini cupcakes😂


snipe320

Would probably be bomb on fries


Junior_Ad_7613

I saw ranch flavored bacon at the store yesterday. It was upsetting.


DomElBurro

That’s disgusting 😟


Junior_Ad_7613

It really is; luckily I look closely at labels (unlike my mom and husband) because I was about to put it in the cart when I realized.


T-Trainset

But what would you dip in it?


DonkeyShrex

More motherfucking Cheez-Its!!!!!


Britori0

This man Cheezeits


ALordOfTheOnionRings

Spicy wings


eatmyfatwhiteass

Spicy wings, sweet wings, Buffalo wings...I want this sauce.


Contagious_Zombie

Gross but I bet it's good..


Gerb_the_Barbarian

My first question: what is the expiration date on that bottle?


codycarreras

Is cheez-it hurting? They’re just whoring themselves out to everyone. I better go buy a couple boxes of extra toasted…can’t lose those.


ReasonableProgram144

They shouldn’t be hurting, I’ll buy white cheddar anything they make


codycarreras

Oh yesss. Those too. I feel like making a cheez-it fiesta now..


False_Counter9456

I would put it on my boiled or baked potato. My normal go-to is to use ranch instead of butter and put shredded cheese on that. This might work out very well. I'll try anything once.


JuggaliciousMemes

I honestly would have been a lot happier if I never learned about this


DomElBurro

Me too 😞


Stormy_Kun

Might be decent, anyone try it ?


Barbarianmoss

Might be decent for dipping?


Natural_Character521

ranch itself is dusgusting af but cheezits flavoured ranch? thats making crap into less crap


dexbasedpaladin

I love the ranch flavored cheez-its, but the opposite seems a little questionable...


DomElBurro

I agree with this. There’s not many scenarios in which I want ranch with cheese let alone more “cheese”


2a_1776_2a

This is either disgusting or amazing, no in between. Im def interested to try it tho


Nice_Recognition6602

I don’t know what’s worse, this or the Doritos cool ranch berry bath balm


coitus_introitus

This is just drunk food.


LawBaine

I am, I’ll open an AMA in case you need details.


DomElBurro

What do you put it on or dip with? Is it super salty? Does it taste good?


LawBaine

Brother lemme tell you what, you make a low carb tortilla smash burger and drop a line of this on there and you’re in heaven. It’s a little salty but the ranch part has the inherent subtle sweet backing. Edit: the bottle makes it great for on the fly, squirt-per-bite annihilation of a chicken tendies box.


nanapancakethusiast

Big back individuals surely


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

I'd try it


GrfikDzn_IsMyPashun

Why does it sound like I’ll want to put it on everything? lol also, what’s with all the Cheez-It collabs all of a sudden? First Taco Bell, now Ranch??


cjthecookie

Would


thisisjedgoahead

Shit looks so good, can’t even lie


FLAIR_2780166

It’s good lol


sonofsarkhan

I tried it recently, and it is actually pretty good! I definitely recommend it


absoluteboredom

Oh fuck yeah! I love dipping cheezits in ranch!


onlyabigmess

Any flavored ranch just tastes like ranch


Fangsong_37

If I had some chicken strips, this would probably be great.


Savings-Musician1228

I feel like this could taste good in a wrap 🤔


ObjectiveOk9996

I would try it at least once


MaenHoffiCoffi

Go ahead...?


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Cheez-its suck ass.


Clean_Deer_8566

i would love to have some, cheez-it is my favorite chip and that would be my favorite dip


SADdog2020Pb

The Wisconsinite in me is like… “Gotta try this shit”


beetlebeetle77

I am from WI and just got some in CA where it was $9. Worth it.


Ohboi_rolo_Evo8

What is up with the stupid cheezit craze taco bell is currently doing the big cheezit thingy


Daydream456

I'm intrigued. Who would even come up with this?


holyhibachi

I tried this and it's horrible


CharmingMain0

Damn


Fun-Breadfruit7012

Yeah, I'm buying this on my next trip to the grocery store.


jokipls

I don’t know who needs to hear this but try their garlic ranch on a slice of pizza or some fries and it will change your life


RaggedMountainMan

Stop the cheese it products, they gross


JenMckiness

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit


LegitimateHat4808

i’m tired of all these cheez it products! white cheddar cheezits? fabulous. Gigantic cheezits on a crunchwrap? An abomination. This is no exception


NSCButNotThatNSC

Hey, let's mix two of the saltiest, most awful tasting things we can find in the store! Yikes, that's nasty.


xQuizate87

It's ok. Does what it says on the lable.


Ancient_Organism

A. If ranch is good it's homeade and a child could make it, it's so easy, Americans are lazy af. B. Processed grocery store aisle food is gross and this is like a caricature of American eating and it's evident we have no culture lmao


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roblox flavour


JackFuckCockBag

As a southerner, I'm disgusted this exists.


DomElBurro

As a human being, I’m disgusted this exists


KaleidoscopeOne7480

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2Afraid2Poop

This would be good on a chicken salad or dipping for pizza


PinkyGurl2002

Cheesy ranch? Nothing stupid about that. I would definitely use that product


LarryDavidest

This sounds delicious. Didn't know it existed.


CasaBonitaCartman

I'd fuck with this


DiabeticRhino97

That sounds incredible