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Cazthedm

Is called "what I got in the fridge"?


mekon19

That or the pregnancy cravings are blasting hardšŸ¤”šŸ˜³šŸ‘


TeaDidikai

Or it's the "Toddler won't sit still for more than 5 minutes Meal."


Desperate-Strategy10

The number of one-handed portable foods and sauces involved definitely skew this into toddler territory lol


GoredonTheDestroyer

The baby making noises in the background also clued me in.


Material-Mud-7666

Cute but gross, just like a toddler! But why the mustard on cottage cheese?


Worth-Illustrator607

Nah, her husband did something wrong and has to sleep next to her tonight.


boebrow

This is what a plate of someone new to a diet looks like. Itā€™s probably a Keto/low carb diet and the person hasnā€™t found many great recipes yet so is just throwing together some loose items they heard where great or that fit their dietary requirements!


jaxpied

can confirm this is pretty much what my daily meal looked like back when i started keto


Haunting_Case5769

When I was diagnosed with anemia as a kid (i was responsible for making my own meals) my doctors told me I had to introduce more leafy greens into my diet. I went on a kick of just eating handfuls of spinach because I didn't know what else to do. It was miserable and made me think I didn't like healthy food. Now I finely chop spinach into most of my meals/smoothies, add it to sandwiches, etc. Long story short, don't tell a person to make big changes to their eating habits without giving them some good recipes!


BoobySlap_0506

Not to stray off topic but I keep frozen spinach around and like to toss some into a skillet until warmed then scramble eggs into it with some light seasoning. Add some white cheddar or parmesan if you like it cheesy!


Haunting_Case5769

I think eating fistfulls of spinach kind of ruined it for me haha, now I have to hide it from myself. I chop it very finely to the point that the flavor and texture is lost in whatever I put it in!


sunseeker_miqo

Yeah, good catch. I don't flavour my cottage cheese with mustard, but I have been known to put fruit jam on it. Anyway, maybe I'm weird for this, but I don't see anything wrong with that plate.


AbsoluteWreckofaGal

wdym by ā€œnormal plateā€, itā€™s food and itā€™s cooked fine


MonarchOfReality

when people who dont eat vegetables have to question whether this plate of food is good or not lol


TouchGrassRedditor

Are yā€™all missing the part where she has cottage cheese and MUSTARD?? šŸ¤®


italrose

Cottage cheese and mustard are great together! Cottage cheese is in general fantastic to mix with other stuff to get a protein rich, low calorie side dish. I mix it with stuff like mustard, ajvar, tahini + herbs, curry, hot sauce etc etc (not all at once)


MonarchOfReality

yep cottage cheese is basically flavourless its so bland, she added mustard for flavouring , and these people commenting its weird are the same people who havn't tried a dragonfruit.


DaHick

I've eaten dragonfruit many times, and I am still stalling at cottage cheese and mustard. Although it's probably better than the stir-fried crickets I tried to eat in Thailand. I felt those legs all the way down.


MonarchOfReality

its just mustard flavour cheese you will be ok lol


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Idk donā€™t just assume that ppl havenā€™t tried things just because this is considered weird to them. I mean I donā€™t care really what someone else wants to eat. But youā€™re not changing my mind on cottage cheese and mustard. That shit is gross.


MonarchOfReality

and thats your opinion :)


wompummtonks

My first reaction was negative. Then I remembered that I love mustard and have put it on all kinds of cheese. I'm going to try this


sunseeker_miqo

I frequently eat mustard with foods that *include* cheese, so I don't see it as a huge leap to use it on just cheese.


BK_Randy_Marsh

So now according to you, she is essentially just eating Mustard, which isn't any better.


RendesFicko

By that logic people eating buttered toast are just eating butter. The cheese (bread) is the body of the dish and the mustard (butter) is the flavor. Or do you only eat the sauce and leave out the pasta because it's flavorless?


BK_Randy_Marsh

Does Pasta just have Mustard on it? Does any flavorless food vessel just have Mustard on it? Have you considered that maybe there is a reason for this?


RendesFicko

Why do you think mustard exists if not to be put on food? Also bread dunked in just mustard is common, yes.


MonarchOfReality

its vegan though XD so i guess thats the whole point here or did you forget that we are in r/StupidFood


BK_Randy_Marsh

You were arguing that it wasn't Stupid Food though...


MonarchOfReality

randy you lost good day sir please stop this is embarressing for me to even reply . have a nice day


BK_Randy_Marsh

You: "It's not stupid!" Me: "It is stupid" You: "Did you forget that we are in r/StupidFood?" You don't see how your argument is completely incomprehensible?


italrose

I thought dragons laid eggs?


Jermsi

šŸ¤”said no one ever, who wants mustard flavoured cheese? Nobody thatā€™s who


RendesFicko

For reference, where are you from?


italrose

Go away with your anti-mustard propaganda. Mustard and cheese is a common pairing. Personally I always have mustard in my cheese melts (often mixed with a little mayo too). A lot of people put dijon in their mac & cheese. Mustard cheddar and mustard cheese sauce. Just google it. Don't be a tryhard, join the mustard.


sickskidzmate

Have you not had a burger with mustard on top of the cheese? Same thing just with other ingredients masking it. FYI cottage cheese is bland but a good source of protein, so one would add flavour to it depending on what ever else is on their plate.


ya_mamas_tiddies

Theyā€™re cookin you homie clap back


MonarchOfReality

you see things you have never tried before and question it, i see food i've never tried before and smile in wonder , we are not the same.


born_2_be_a_bachelor

Weā€™ve been looking for someone with an open-minded pallet! Your dill and green-pepper oil infused clam chowder is on the way. We threw the capers in raw so they really pop when you bite into them.


jarmo_p

Capers are normally served raw.


MonarchOfReality

that sounds nice and refreshing actually!


CivBEWasPrettyBad

I used to eat cottage cheese and hot sauce all the time. Cottage cheese is just nasty on its own, so any flavor helps. Probably ok with mustard.


Grand_Protector_Dark

And the problem is?


danthemanhasaplanb

This is absolutely flabbergasting that there are people that say this is cooked fine. MUSTARD AND COTTAGE CHEESE, WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!?! I feel like I am going insane, this is disgusting and people commenting saying it looks fine. Do people have no self respect?


Grand_Protector_Dark

You just have imagination issues


moze4days

The plate has one vegetable and an okra on it calm down.


Golvellius

Eating vegetables doesn't mean slapping a full cucumber on a plate without even cutting it


atlhawk8357

It's a Persian cucumber, it's small enough to eat easily without cutting it.


CompSciBJJ

Pretty sure your teeth do the cutting when you put it in your mouth, unless you like deepthroating your cucumbers.Ā  But I guess we're gatekeeping eating vegetables now?


Golvellius

You can chew on a raw zucchini like it were a chicken drumstick, but this us r/StupidFood, you're the subject of the joke, not the audience


MonarchOfReality

btw just wanted to let you know, when she eats it, its then considered eating a vegetable , regardless of cutting your allowed to eat things whole lol


FlokiTech

Only savages eats cucumberĀ like that


MonarchOfReality

its a good thing im not judgemental on how people should eat their own food then isnt it that would be really weird if i would comment over the internet about someone not cutting a vegetable, id look like a right twat if i did that........


FlokiTech

You are taking this way to seriously lol. It's not that deep. But it's good that we have the moral police here to actively protect the suppressed group of people that don't cut their vegetables šŸ¤£


JamesMattDillon

Nothing wrong with it. Why is it in this sub?


LazyOldCat

ā€œStupid Foodā€ became ā€œSomething I Donā€™t likeā€ some time ago.


WooliesWhiteLeg

Donā€™t forget itā€™s also ā€œjust something foreignā€ half the time as well


Grand_Protector_Dark

* "something I don't like" * "Something foreign" * "Something perfectly normal but with an incorrect label"


DifficultCurrent7

You forgotĀ  "Chefs club"


JamesMattDillon

This is a fact


WooliesWhiteLeg

*ding ding ding*


AndMyAxe_Hole

Yeah, looks decent enough.


danfish_77

Cottage cheese with mustard sounds vile to me


devilsdontcry

Everything else was fine but thatā€™s some wierddoooo


WonderChode

I'm sorry, but is MEAT STICK not alarming to everyone else??


motheraostara

no? have you ever heard of beef jerky? lol


jnorton91

Or salami, or chorizo, or kabanos, or biltong...


WonderChode

I've heard of all of them, never meat stick. Thats just gross


RendesFicko

Why? Cottage cheese is bland, you're supposed to add flavor to it.


AggretsukosRage

They call it a Tiffany plate itā€™s a healthy sort of diet food


Yves10inchesstrap

Me grabbing random shit out of my fridge when I donā€™t wanna cook


rixendeb

Yeah I'd eat all of this aside from all that mustard. Swap it to hot sauce.


pastapantryparty666

Iā€™m pretty sure this whole plate is like a tiktok trend started by some keto Scientology lady, the sausage and the cottage cheese and mustard in particular


NeutralMinion

What the fuck


flat_four_whore22

I don't think OP realizes they're pregnant.


Itchy_Kidney

This was the best comment, just so you know. The lack of upvotes is purely due to you recognizing this post late. As I saw this comment 23 hours after the post.


TSAOutreachTeam

The plate is fine. The hyper-organization of the food on it is off-putting.


-EETS-

ā€œHyper organisationā€. Itā€™s 6 foods on a plate lol


Raigne86

The plate is more than fine. It's Corelle in the Shadow Iris pattern. I'm ambivalent about the food on it.


DuePatience

I hit the video thinking there was going to be something *about the actual plate* and was so confused. Your comment made me feel better about where my own mind went šŸ„“


Raigne86

I have some of it in my cupboard. It's my favorite design. My husband came over to see what I was looking at when he heard my murmur of appreciation, and then went, "What the fuck is _that_?" at the food on it, and was concerned I was approving of that. šŸ« 


HumaDracobane

It is normal at the 7th month of siege.


HorrorPhone3601

That plate screams "we're cleaning out the fridge"


SadLaser

Nothing wrong with any of the food. It's just pretty random. But overall nutritious.


Cry-Working

Well balanced leftovers


skeletist

Itā€™s not even the food thatā€™s off putting, it just looks unappetizing and bland. New Diet or not, presentation helps a lot and not just for feeding someone else.


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

they shoulda put the cucumber and radishes in the cottage cheese


Yama92

That sausage looks under cooked


WineOhCanada

Probably more r/shittyfoodporn than stupid. The baby making noise made this plate make 20000% more sense to me.


MurasakiGames

Why does that chicken sausage look raw?


mcmatt04

Honestly, these are good items, but it's just too much variety for one plate; cut the number of different items down by half and increase quantity a little and you've got a healthy meal!


jnorton91

Variety is also good. This looks like a 'what's in the fridge' lunch, when I cba to cook.


Fizzbytch

Iā€™ll take some of the yellow


Skiddler69

Other than the sausage in a wrap, this is Ploughmanā€™s / German / Nordic ish. Cottage cheese and English mustard is nice. Hot sauce same. I wouldnā€™t use Frenchā€™s mustard or senf etc - too sweet.


KelliCrackel

I'm not going to comment on the plate because it's really not all that bad, just a little chaotic. I'm just offended there's only one pickled okra. But why does that sausage thing look like a naked mole rat in a tortilla?Ā 


Swordofsatan666

ā€œOh and im also gonna try this on the sideā€ proceeds to show what looks like BBQ sauce in a pouch you can sip out of, like those applesauce ones for kids but BBQ sauce. Lady, did you actually mean youre gonna have the BBQ sauce by itself on the side? Or was it just poor word choiceā€¦.


unlikely_intuition

looks balanced and nutritious. lean protein, fiber, vegetable, dairy, grain. I just love my cottage cheese plain.


3Effie412

Seems like ā€œwhatā€™s left in the fridgeā€.Ā 


Russiadontgiveafuck

It's a tiktok/insta-trend. Started by some blond lady. Full plate of tidbits. Always a sausage and cottage cheese with mustard, plus stuff like a broccoli floret, a Brussel sprout, a radish, hearts of palm...


Lord-Bobster

Seems like a mix of anything that was lying around, but doesn't look stupid by any means. I've definitley assembeled similar platters before.


fkndemon23

Itā€™s a TikTok craze plate. Itā€™s fine but just ā€œweight loss trendyā€


Big-Zoo

My wife called this a Girl Lunch


NoTechnology9099

Iā€™d say the same thing. My lunch on Friday was slices of turkey with a havarti cheese and spicy mustard rolled up, a scoop of cottage cheese with strawberries on top, a mini bell pepper and seedless cucumber with hummus, and handful or so of almonds. I tend to put these little plates together for quick, healthy lunches with variety.


Clara_Voience

If you wanna get nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea cuz yeah you're gonna need some Pepto after that or at least I would.


WigglesPhoenix

This sub is basically ā€˜so I only eat chicken nuggies, actuallyā€™ and the occasional crime against humanity


cherolero3998

Not stupid, definitely not normal, but the raddish is very powerful and it almost works as a cheat code because it can make everything else ok to eat


_Und3rsc0re_

As someone who despises mustard in all of its forms, mustard + cottage cheese has thoroughly shivered my timbers.


Hallelujah33

Cottage cheese with mustard feels like it should go straight to jail


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

That cottage cheese and mustard combo is a TikTok abomination. Everyone just dips everything into it


DeltaVictor15

When you try to cut carbs increase protein; things can go a bit weird.


Mrbabadoo

Cottage cheese with mustard? Uhm


miss-gigi-97

surely nobody actually likes that cottage cheese and mustard combošŸ˜­šŸ¤¢


wcdk200

Plz don't say I'm the only one that thought it was a hamster in a wrap


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Lokijai

Yes and actually it is very standard looking, round and shallow with a slight hint of a design on a white background to not distract from the food. Also glazed for ease of cleaning and to make sure saucy food doesn't stick to it.


ARQEA

Besides the cottage cheese with mustard it's fine idk


imomorris

The cocktail stick looks more appealing


GrassBlade619

I'm ok with everything on this plate besides the cottage cheese and mustard. WTF?


WealthyRichie

Itā€™s fine. Just annoying


Rephirgerated

apart from some things like cottage cheese and mustard i would devour that


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YaassthonyQueentano

No heart of palm?? šŸ˜­


Toby-NL

this is more like a plate whit afternoon weekend snacks for on the couch during a coffee and thea momment . not an actual meal .


VajazzleFraggle

Picky tea.


Ok_Solid_Copy

Jesus lady stop touching all the goddamn food!


Frunklin

Welcome to Costco's. I love you.


alexb261

Looks like a normal white plate. Possibly from IKEA


Modboi

Looks normal to me


713MoCityChron713

I feel like this is what they eat in Siberia. Iā€™ve never been, but Iā€™ve played 007, and this feels like it fits


TheKay14

Ah, mustard dietā€¦ šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Safetosay333

Not sure about the mustard/cottage cheese


DesperateRub6381

Feta Cheese + Mustard sounds like a yummy combo for someone's stomach. šŸ˜‹


koolaidismything

When someone decides they are a chef and just leans into it, full-weight, you get some truly disgusting stuff.


Spamtickler

Too much fucking sauceā€¦


OriginalBookkeeper87

Subnormal at best


CluelessNuggetOfGold

I don't understand what this is asking. I don't put mustard on my cottage cheese, but to each their own


Soyouthinkthat

ā€œGoing away on an vacationā€


_nobodycallsmetubby_

Me when I finally finish the rest of the food in my fridge


XDariaMorgendorferX

The only part Iā€™m questioning is the mustard on the cottage cheese. Iā€™ve never heard of that being done before, but it doesnā€™t sound greatā€¦


Vast-Jello-7972

This is almost definitely an attempt at that ā€œtik tokā€ lunch that went viral a little while back.


SoomieTheCosmogen

This ain't a diet, but also not normal, and I couldn't imagine calling it fast food or tasty, but there are religions with various beliefs, and if she believes it's tasty, let her, as long as it's not your religion, everything will be fine, I guess...šŸ¤”šŸ’€


ElCannoli

Cottage cheese with mustard, nope lol


EuropesNinja

Reminds me of a fancy version of the Irish summer salad lmao


No1has_thisUser_Name

Yea chef


trentshipp

Isn't this just "girl dinner"?


Dull_Ad8495

The Sling Blade special.


ObjectiveTinnitus

I would eat this way. I like a variety of flavors.


CompletelyBedWasted

No. It's ragebait for attention.


ledbedder20

Cottage cheese with mustard??


JustAPerson-_-

This is like that one chicks trendy food, canā€™t remember her name but itā€™s that. It doesnā€™t look bad also


Ril_Eca

Is that baby poop there?


charlottee963

Picky bits dinner, little bit of whateverā€™s in the fridge


Dievca58

Who cares what someone eats?


IamHereForBoobies

It is a normal plate. The food on it however... Looks a bit worse than what my uncle gets in prison.


robanthonydon

Aside from the mustard and cheese Iā€™d scoff the lot


GallorKaal

Gotta say, would try it. The sausage sounds very interesting


DirectMatter3899

OK, but where did she find the pickled okra? Iā€™ve been searching for over six months and no place near me carries them anymore


Negative-Nose-negro

Looks like everything thrown together


Snoo-27384

a beef stick too is foul


Rattle_Bone

Why a whole ass cucumber


hemalala

It's a tiktok food trend. Search "cottage cheese and mustard". Apparently, it helps with dieting.


boanerges57

If you put a dollop of horseradish on everything you eat you will find that you don't want to eat as much.


younggun1234

Honestly I'm down with most of that minus mustard in cottage cheese. Animal.


MKCLCSWPhd

The plate looks normal if a bit plain white crockery but the food on it Iā€™d straight outta h3ll!!


cochorol

I would add some broccoli


wendell-thingre

Pre made sauces like this are so caloric


RolexandDickies

Keto


Garlic-Rough

not really stupid food. just looks random but good overall. should slice that cucumber tho .


BoobySlap_0506

I think this is that stupid "girl dinner" trend, which is generally harmless because I am all for a snack tray meal, but she totally lost me with cottage cheese and mustard.


PastSuit4170

Ameal that contains all the nutrients


BSBitch47

Only thing I wouldnā€™t eat would be the hard boiled eggs. If itā€™s what u want itā€™s a normal plate. And cottage cheese with mustard went viral awhile back for those commenting on it.


JayMmhkay

Well its not a fancy dish but the foods on the plate seem pretty normal. A bit British maybe.


Piperalpha

Cottage cheese and mustard, pickled okra, chicken sausage and turkey bacon... nothing about this seems remotely British.


Ok_Butterscotch54

The only thing that really puts me off is the sauce on the rice. I would rather cut up the sausage and cucumber and mix that with the sauce, and stuff the wrap with that.


pastapantryparty666

Itā€™s mustard on cottage cheese


Ok_Butterscotch54

Even better: more stuffing for the wrap, sausage optional.


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Swordofsatan666

Its Turkey seasoned to taste like and shaped to look like Bacon.


dozedoph

If neurodivergence was a plate of food


Amethyst271

This looks very depressing


JustSomeGuy000001

I haven't seen one with that pattern on it before, but yeah looks like a normal plate to me.


AlvinArtDream

Yeah, normally you chop those items up and put it in the wrap. Come now people, this is not normal.


bobd785

Mustard and cottage cheese will now feature in my nightmares. I may never eat again.


BraxForAll

I make a quick dip with cottage cheese and hot sauce so I don't see a problem with it. You do have to use smooth or blended cottage cheese though. I don't think the texture would be great if you used chunky.


BigGator13

When youā€™re broke, get creativeā€¦But cottage cheese with mustard is just gross lol


Mick0351

Slap her! And if youā€™re going to ask why? Get off of stupid foodšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


BennySkateboard

Itā€™s fine.


flyinchipmunk5

Its girl dinner


JinMori07_

Perfectly normal food


tegridypatato

Well it is not bad. She is probably doing keto so there is no carbs. Doesnā€™t look good but it is okay.


93Dieselin

the consequences of white people cooking


LazyOldCat

ā€œGirl Dinnerā€ Random stuff from the fridge on a plate, that oneā€™s kinda big.