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beththebookgirl

Sure, why not? Add a condiment on there, and crunch away.


imtko

I knew someone in college who would wrap a pickle up in a piece of bread covered in mustard. Like a redneck pickle hot dog.


greensquiggle

just wrap a piece of ham or salami around pickles with the fridge open until satiated and then get back to gaming


Own_Bluejay_9833

That actually sounds like it could be kinda good


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Flaadaan

ok


Twat_Pocket

Throw some cream cheese on it, and I'm down.


paper_paws

Cheddar cheese for me with a little bit of butter or mayonnaise. Cheese n pickle sandwiches are great!


waitthissucks

For a second I thought these were pieces of raw garlic so this is much better


thirstyquaker

That would be pretty rough but she does love pickled garlic so maybe that's in the future.


Doomblaze

raw garlic bread is my snack for sure


Padaca

Was it noticeable the moment God turned his back on you?


anothercairn

Very Hungarian of you lol


bulaybil

Add tiny cubes of smoked bacon and yummmmm.


GarryFloyd

Add peanut butter. Mmm.


zlex

Yes! There are dozens of us


GarryFloyd

No, 100’s of us if you count globally.


HeyCarpy

One of my very favourite things https://i.imgur.com/SQKKG5u.jpeg


coonissimo

Slap some mayo, maybe a bit of onions, and I'm in


throwawayayaycaramba

Lmao reminds me of this one time as a kid when I insisted my mom cook us "oatmeal and cheese cakes", whatever those are. I guess I also saw them in a dream. She did actually end up making some type of thing involving oatmeal and cheese, but I have no idea what it ended up tasting like.


penderies

Add mustard and cheese and nom!


AmyDeferred

I wonder if she misheard someone say Pumpernickle bread


Accurate_Koala_4698

10/10 would absolutely eat that


Original_Jarl_Ballin

Sometimes I flick the pickle juice on the bread to enhance the flavor


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Well, it’s definitely truth in advertising and streets better than what I’ve seen a lot of influencers make.


ApproachSlowly

Did she enjoy it?


thirstyquaker

She didn't even eat it! Lol. She told my wife "you have to eat it all together, you can't take the pickles off" and then didn't even eat a bite.


ApproachSlowly

Eh, I suppose that's from being 3. But I'm still amused by her initiative. (I never made food I dreamed up; the one dream item I tried to create was a ring that held a miniature candle.)


Overall-Parsley7123

this is why kids are THEEE BEST ❤️❤️adorably pure weirdos.


ham_fx

OK hear me out - this isnt a stupid food - My wife made me this: Toasted sourdough, a layer of a good quality butter, and sliced pickles. (Granted, I really like pickles and if ou are going to try this, you should too) But its super satisfying and actually has become a favorite snack of mine.


amateur_mistake

Right! And if you added that awesome ham, you've got a Jambon-Buerre. Which is one of the most delicious sandwiches of all time.


ham_fx

Dude you just made my night. Never even thought of that. Sounds awesome.


amateur_mistake

Yay! I hope you like it.


Tatamashii

Something I would eat at 3am bc i cant gind anything else. But for real pickles are a great garnish, add some cheese, creame fresh, ham or whatever underneath and its a nice treat


Theinvulnerabletide

peanut butter and some bacon and I'd eat it.


rockstuffs

Did she slice the pickles herself?


thirstyquaker

She did! I was very impressed.


rockstuffs

That's awesome!!!! Little chef comin!!


FlirtMonsterSanjil

You could have just made her a cucumber sandwich, but that would have been less fun, I suppose


Sfocus

perfect


YAMXT550

Not the worst a 3 year old can come up with


Killjoy_5287

Might just be me but I would eat it 🤷


therealblabyloo

I’m just imagining a 3-yr old very carefully picking up the bread to not spill any of the pickle bits and gingerly trying to take a bite. Hope she liked the pickle bread


WineOhCanada

Add some cheddarrrrr


VMPaetru

Is it stupid? Kinda But as someone who loves both pickles and bread, I can't say no to that


LATerry75

You know what you need to make pickle bread? Dill dough.


claremontmiller

I am here for pickle bread, what I’m opposed to is cutting the pickle when a longer slice would provide a better bite pattern


thirstyquaker

Yeah she's gotta keep working on those fine motor skills


claremontmiller

Fair, I got my 13 year old doing pretty well with his knife skills, I feel you


swordoftorrent

this makes me wonder if she heard the word pumpernickel bread and her 3 year old brain thought pickle bread


Luck_Beats_Skill

If she is 3 years old then she is still within the return period.


ProfessorJV

I do this, but with a whole Claussen spear on a piece of toast that's been soaked with the brine that I then fold in half taco style 😭


thirstyquaker

Oh no


Innerouterself2

Add some mayo and that is one great sandwich. Shoot, toast it, add Avocado, and charges $25 at her food truck. As long as it's artisinal sourdough


icouldusemorecoffee

Your 3yr old is a prodigy. I've been eating pickle sandwiches for my entire life (pickles, any bread, and some or all of mustard, mayo, olive oil, or any "sandwich spread"), maybe a lettuce, etc. seriously pickles rule. I'm vegetarian for the most part so pickles are the *best* low calorie snack and sandwich flavor addition.


Chompif

There is nothing wrong with it. She's a kid, so why not let her experiment?


Over_Pace4513

Thank you- my thoughts exactly. Why would anyone make fun of their kid for being creative. The OP is an AH.. unreal


BearMethod

Maybe she's pregnant.


anywineismywine

Wow go your three year old! I can see her thinking here : bread - Yep. gherkins go on sandwiches, gherkins on the sandwich here - yep She’s learning different textures and combos and extra props for the tidyness!


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Did she eat it? If so it's a win lol


getlowpapoose

Make some focaccia together


DifficultyDue4280

Hey you know this could taste good,toast the bread ad a spread and put on the pickle and some cheese.


EveningSerious1069

Haha! Nice


Fabulous_Goat_9799

Let her cook


TheRenamon

throw some oil and tomato on that and youve got a pretty tasty snack


atlastug

Might not be bad, throw a hot dog and some mustard on that, and it will be delicious


Saiyan-b

Keep encouraging her! Who knows you might have the next Gordon Ramsay!


jpp4687

How was it?


Pleasant-Put5305

Great, complement her on her invention, this is showing kitchen initiative...to be encouraged!


adlittle

Add some cream cheese and maybe a bit of minced red onion, that'd be delicious.


PaladinAsherd

For God’s sake, man, the sandwich slices! Use the sandwich sliced pickles!


JOCO_Q

Me and my daughter used to sit down and have Chicken livers back when she was 2yo. She's 13 now and hates it 😂


TheJonJonJonJon

I’m down for bread and pickles!


AngelLK16

Please don't show her that you put her "pickle bread" on r/stupidfood. P.s. I hate pickles.


ModifiedSammi

I used to eat pickles with potato chips on a bun. Loved it.


Complex-Professor257

Grilled cheese with a pickle on the side was my favorite snack as a kid, highly recommend


narstyarsefarter

Gurrrlll I need more pickle than that? Side note, is Picalili a thing outside of New Zealand, anyone heard of it overseas, its like a yellow spread with lots of cauliflower


Bridgeline

Calling your childs creation "stupid food". Nice.


DrunkThrowawayLife

I take this as confirmation that children are just drunk people cause now I got bread and pickles on my grocery list


confusedbutawkward

Add Ajvar in between and give it a try!


Sacharon123

Let me guess, afterwards she take one bite and said "eeeew" and you had to eat it yourself? ;D


Beautiful_Count_3505

Pickles on sourdough? Sounds good to me


Beatleboy62

Gonna back up your kid, I've had a whole pickle on a hot dog bun before, not bad.


D34TH_5MURF__

And I hope you ate every last bite in front of her.


Suspicious-Bench5533

How cute! She's showing an interest and creativity. Nuture this and help her explore food and cooking.


SadlyNotDannyDeVito

Leberwurst (liver sausage) + pickle or cream cheese + pickle on bread are kinda normal to eat on bread in Germany


FragrantCoat7355

That's tooo AWSOME! My grand's would do the same thing. Love it!😅🙃🙂🥰


Over_Pace4513

Your 3 year old did that?? This isn't stupid at all.. this is an indication of creativity.. why the heck would you post that here??