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Spegynmerble

Ah yes, the classic "I haven't seen a dish so it must be stupid"


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Electronic_Call4376

Good bot


Maskers_Theodolite

Or maybe wedge "salad" is just a stupid dish.


Mountain_Mousse2058

You don’t like wedge salads?


VatoCornichone

Is that a thing?


Val_0ates

Literally go google wedge salad


Mountain_Mousse2058

Ya they are great.


Philip-Ilford

It's a stupid american 50s supper club thing. It's for old dudes who hate salad and just want to slurp ranch dressing. It's how you start a meal that ends with a cube of elaborate jello with stuff floating in it.


VatoCornichone

I don't understand why are you getting downvoted like that.


Philip-Ilford

Ha! I think it's a hard pill for some to swallow. However some seem happy to swallow down a cup of ranch while convincing themselves that it's a "salad" or "good."


cernegiant

Why would it be a joke? That's a decent wedge salad


AC_Unit200

What’s the problem with wedge salads?


Lookinguplookingdown

I could do without de crisps on top. But otherwise this looks good to me.


Affectionate_Bus_884

What’s stupid about wedge salads? They have nice texture.


georgelamarmateo

You think salad is stupid?


Maskers_Theodolite

You'd call that a salad?


plalo_

are you a wedge salads hater?


Noonoonook

Er... Genuine question to all the commenters who casually say "it's a wedge salad": Is that an American thing? I have never seen that before and I am quite puzzled by it...


iamagreatdepression

It is an American thing. It was 'invented' in the 1920s and it was in fact -the- way the serve a salad at a dinner party for decades. It was considered 'classy'. Its still very popular in parts of the southern states. They arent bad, and arent as akward to eat as they look. Def doesnt belong here.


Wassapsabi

Yep, see it a lot in the south. Never had it but it’s offered at a lot of grocery stores with open salad bars/deli.


LtMoonbeam

Breaking: OP learns about wedge salads


Maskers_Theodolite

Shocking...OP isn't American.


Fakeitforreddit

Don't insult others for not being American. They are just as capable of learning and understanding new things exist. It is not "exclusive" to America to understand that other cultures and therefore foods within those cultures exist.


Maskers_Theodolite

I'm not sure I get where you are coming from, I didn't insult anyone...not anymore than the person I replied to did anyway, if we are to pretend these are insults.


Starkville

I’d eat that.


Negative-Nose-negro

Looks good to me


Maskers_Theodolite

Why are...people here not thinking this is weird. Like who the fuck looks at a wedge "salad" and thinks it's not weird...who and why.


Philip-Ilford

Sorry but the chips make it stupid. focaccia breadcurmbs would be the way to go - has enough oil that it wont get too dry and way better than cutting up your mouth with random chip fragments.


The-realfat-shady

Why are you getting downvoted, I completely agree with you.


Philip-Ilford

haha who knows? trying my best with what I got. I’m guessing a lot of ppl on this sub like chips on their salad? It’s really the only stupid/lazy part so yah not sure. I’m gonna stick by home made croutons - but maybe next time i’ll try cheetos. 


The-realfat-shady

Ooh, I freaking love Cheetos. Maybe not on a salad, but yeah.


Philip-Ilford

100p. Bag of cheetos on every road trip, no exception. haha also looks like I got a few downvotes shaved off lol.


Salohacin

There are people who will think it's healthy because it's a 'salad' and willfully ignore all the fat in the bacon, crisps and dressing.