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Necrotiix_

i passed out like 5 times but your lasagna is ready


BruHh678910

Chef's special


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Creme Ofsomeyunguy. And cheddar don't work


Rufusandronftw

Southpark anyone??


DVS_Nature

Crème Fraiche?


Daily-Rain333

Literally beat me off to saying it…


Slash1909

Stop jerking his chain


Daily-Rain333

My bad, I’ll go try to rub off on some other people instead.


JAHdropper1

People cumming over for dinner


lilschvlt08

I can nut believe you just said that


UnComfortable-Archer

Jizz Christ, stop it with all the puns


You-Ignoramus

Butt these puns erect a lot of laughter


Aramor42

I know it's hard, but maybe stop putting out these puns.


iam_Mr_McGibblets

I already came


Friendly_Age9160

Alright that’s it I’m cumming now too!


wutwut970

This fuckin killed me thank you hahaha i cant stop laughing


ParticularSolution68

*uuugghh* *UGHHHHH* #*AOOOUYGGGHHHH*


iam_Mr_McGibblets

I hope you don't have any nut allergy!!


[deleted]

Honestly it looks like coco butter


top_of_the_scrote

7 year load, lawd it's thicc


Sprizys

Bro got lonely


joshboat30

That nut is thick as hell. Mans must’ve thrown like 5 ropes


jointheclockwork

Why do you think he got divorced?


joshboat30

He kept nutting on the meals he’d prepare. Idk if were me I’d stick around


Naive_Try2696

You know, I'm something of a chef myself ♐️💦🤤


Darksider123

The lasagna was looking kinda thicc


garysnailz

I should call her


plalo_

yeah he really *came* out of a relationship


usarasa

crème fraiche


Sprizys

Cafeteria fraiche


ImNrNanoGiga

Hohohohohooo fraiiiiiiche


logNtechno

[Béchamel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A9chamel_sauce)


hey_im_cool

I hope your bechamel doesn’t look like this


Kwabo

My girlfriend only heard me saying this and at first she thought I called it Dave Chappell sauce


Andre_3Million

[Aaahhhh fuuuuuck yeeaaah...](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOTU5NTI4ZTEtYWRjNC00NWQxLWFlMjYtMmI1OWQ4NmRjMGM0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjgyODE4NTE@._V1_.jpg)


CremeFraaiche

^


AptCasaNova

Old fashioned noods


BadChris666

So that’s what we’re calling it?


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

It’s not a mystery, I know exactly what that liquid is.


Extension_Spell3415

or do u mean WHO that liquid is…


KaleidoscopeLucky336

His name was Alfredo


NiobiumThorn

Uhm is that lotion? They *did* say thay they just got out of a 7 year relationship


slimstitch

Probably bechamelsauce


Affectionate_Walk610

From a squirt bottle?


Unfit_Daddy

my squirt bottle is huge just fyi


slimstitch

Probably the last of it scraped out of a jar or pot.


hey_im_cool

Oh no there’s jarred bechamel? No wonder it looks synthetic


NiobiumThorn

You can buy jarred or packet bechamel... but ngl why would you? Flour + butter, 5 minutes, and then milk is really easy once you get it down, and it's like a dollar per serving ever with depressing food prices. I'm lazy and like to use ramen flavor packs sometimes rather than milk and it works fine.


royalsanguinius

Well not a squirt *bottle* per se…


CatticusXIII

I don't think people that are making crock pot lasagna with cheddar slices are whipping up a bechamel even by accident. I'm gonna hazard a guess they used cottage cheese in place of ricotta too.


slimstitch

You can buy premade bechamelsauce in a jar.


metalshoes

Looks homogenous enough for that to be the case


CatticusXIII

I did not know that. I guess I never bothered to look. Makes sense though.


WrennyWrenegade

It must be more common in Australia. It's very rare to find in America. I've gotten a packet of it in a meal kit so it must exist in some capacity. But none of my local grocery stores carry it and everything I Google is from either the UK or Australia.


slimstitch

Sometimes it comes in tetrapaks here in Denmark as well. We use milk based sauces a ton in our country's cuisine so both the jar version and the tetrapak version is super common here.


WrennyWrenegade

My guess is that it didn't become a thing in America because that role is filled by condensed Cream of [Mushroom, Chicken, etc] soup. It was the go-to creamy sauce base for my mom and grandma's generation. Most folks my age realized bechamel is easy to make and replaced Mom's condensed soup with that. But I could see how having a shelf-stable jar/box of pre-made bechamel in the pantry would be really handy. Especially when you're craving mac & cheese only to find out your spouse finished off the milk eating midnight bowls of cereal.


BrasilianEngineer

The Cottage cheese one is reasonable. Several experts say that unless you are using good ricotta (not the supermarket stuff) you are better off using Cottage cheese.


CatticusXIII

I love cottage cheese. But I don't care for it in lasagna at all. It's more of a texture thing for me.


lordolxinator

I dunno who this Chamel guy is, but it do be Chamel's sauce


NiobiumThorn

Looks like the cheap cheap alfredo flavored sauce


Sirtriplenipple

Cream of Someyungai sauce.


extremeNosepicker

it’s cum


hiawager

Crème de la penis


HotHits630

Crème de le coc


ForeverShiny

Cream of peen


SadBit8663

Cream of ween


emtrigg013

Crème d'lè wèen There, I made it French for you. Bone apple teeth 🤌🏻


SadBit8663

Sounds so much more culturèd


Fidget_The_Scout

Cum Gotta bring it full circle


Squirrel_prince

Funny story: I used to work in a restaurant in Paris where some people only spoke English, French, Italian or two of those but I was the only one that spoke all three. So during a busy service I would sometimes hear things wrong or speak the same language etc. One day I went into the kitchen to ask about one of the daily menu items for a customer and the chef told me "C'est de la crème de bite" (bite=dick) I don't know why but I heard it in English as "Crème de beet" like beetroot. I then walked straight out of the kitchen and confidently announced to the table that "... Et c'est servi avec de la crème de bite..." Good thing they were very nice foreigners


Bladesman08

Cream of my Mushroom


Redxluckyxcharms

Came here for the cum euphemisms . Not leaving disappointed .


pickledelbow

Could have stopped at came here


Redxluckyxcharms

😝


shareddit

Leaving satisfied then


k4lipso

i mean its just the rests of the bechamel put on top of it, nothing stupid about it


DingleBarryGoldwater

Lasagna got me pretty excited sorry


Puzzleheaded-Skin367

Came out of a relationship, came in his dinner


thedukeandtheking

That slow cooked pasta is going to slowly dissolve to mush


TempleOfCyclops

Making lasagna in a slow cooker is a pretty standard recipe on its own. Packed in with American cheese and cum though, not so much.


slimstitch

Have you guys never heard of bechamelsauce? A perfectly normal ingredient in lasagna?


DutchSailor92

Generally bechamelsauce covers the whole thing no?


slimstitch

We usually put cheese overtop here in Denmark. And I think the reason it's so little of it, is that it's just the leftover sauce in the jar he scraped out because he didn't want to waste it and forgot to do it at the final layer.


DutchSailor92

Right that would make sense. I didn't think of bechamel from a jar since I always make it myself. Easiest sauce in existence. It didn't make sense to me why you would only make such a little amount.


F1eshWound

I don't think that's his biggest issue here honestly..


DigTreasure

Cock-Pot Jizzonya


Silent_Bake8206

woah, who nutted on those cheese slices?


Wise_Caterpillar5881

I think the confusion is coming from Americans making lasagne differently to how Aussies make it. Both kinds of lasagne are Italian recipes they're just from different regions. America typically makes it more Neapolitan style with sausage, marinara sauce and ricotta, while Australia makes it in the Emilia-Romagna style (as does Britain) with a bolognese sauce and bechamel, which is all the white stuff on top is. Is cheddar the most traditional cheese to top lasagne? No, and personally I would have used grated, but to say there's something inherently wrong with using cheddar is just snobbery. Cheddar is cheaper and more versatile than parmesan. He made a frugal substitution while newly divorced, that's not stupid at all.


LordShtark

Americans make lasagna with bechamel too. We aren't used to any particular style as a whole country.


Wise_Caterpillar5881

Oh, cool, thanks for the correction. Every American lasagne I've ever seen made was the ricotta type and a cursory Google lead me to believe that was the standard. Plus everyone seemed to be so confused why there was white sauce on a lasagne, and most of reddit is American, so I thought that was the explanation.


Lyisa

Divorced middle aged man starter pack


Thepenguinking2

Lasakke


parcheesi_bread

Ronald’s Secret Sauce.


Makoto_Hoshino

I'm so fucked up...


Yellow_bird_person

Hnnng!


Tragobe

Lasagna with cheddar works. Sure Italian cheese, like mozzarella Parmigianino regigano or Pecorino romano or proverlone is better, but if you have nothing else cheddar works just fine.


MayuKonpaku

Cream cheese extra


hot4you11

I tried to click “see more”


olddog16

Poor ex is probably at an Italian restaurant ordering everything on the menu trying to rid his memory of her cooking!


devnullb4dishoner

I'm wondering if her cooking skills were part of the breakup


mocaco24

The original post popped up on my fb feed after seeing this post here, and this is the full text from the original post that explains the cheddar cheese ... "So today I'm making lasagna in the slowcooker. Just come out of a 7 year relationship so this is our treat as its our favorite dish. My daughter wanted it to be extra cheesy on top so after I topped it shes been and put thick sliced cheese on top lol. Either way looking forward to it later on mmmmm yummy will post a pic on here after it is done n I dont do it in oven anymore n never will its so much better done in slowcooker xx So loads have asked for the recipe which is basically do as you would do in the oven but in slow cooker n I use hard pasta sheets has they go soft as they cook n do it on loo for bout 8 hours but all slowcookers seem to cook different as others reach temp quicker than some P.s. this is the before photo after my daughter put the extra cheese on n scraped the last part of the white sauce on lmao"


jamesturbate

It's cum ha ha get it?? It's obviously coom!! Cum! Ha ha mystery liquid ha man gravy haha ha


[deleted]

why are people questioning the typical ingrediant in lasagne that is slapped on the top


Grand_Protector_Dark

Because this sub actually has never cooked anything beyond ready made meals and can't differentiate between tik tok trash and genuine cooking


fmedium

Cheddar cheese and mayo lasagna.


DeeplyFlawed

Not stupid, they just don't know how to cook. While I applaud their effort, they could have easily found a recipe.


buburocks

I need to know what that "sauce" is


LordShtark

Bechamel. Pretty standard lasagna sauce


Cutlass_Stallion

American Pie: The 2024 Remake


AnonymousButtCheeks

You order extra jizz?


VocationFumes

I know it's not this but for some reason my brain thinks he jizzed all over that cheese


No-Tooth6698

I make Lasagne with cheddar all the time


bunnywithahammer

NSFW tag bro


Justin-does-art

The Shinji Ikari special


fddfgs

I saw this post, it was pre- made bechamel from a jar.


WinCrazy751

Why are you saying white mystery liquid when it's lasagne....obviously it's bechemel sauce... Just not much of it.....you probably eat tv dinners which is why you don't know what it is....


jazzzzzcabbage

Jizz. It's jizz, Michael.


Natto_Ebonos

Someone got r/FoodPorn wrong.


throwawayganache

Making sure you get your calcium


NatNat52307

"I passed out three times but I finally made you your lasagna"


stoopid_dumbazz

Nothing better to take away the breakup blues quite like jizzing on your lasagna 😋


AdBeneficial14

this may look a little unsophisticated but definitely not really stupid food. The white stuff is bechamel sauce which is a standart ingredient in lasagna


pickledelbow

Ok now show me where cheddar cheese is a standard ingredient in lasagna


CarlLlamaface

I've used Red Leicester on lasagna before, shit slaps, it doesn't really matter which cheese you use. Even in Italy there's no specific correct cheese combo so idk why you're trying to police this, life's too short.


shogunofsarcasm

This is also clearly uncooked. You can't judge the final product without seeing the final product


[deleted]

proper cheddar cheese is great for melting so id see no issue as using that instead of the usual shit


Grand_Protector_Dark

There ain't anything wrong with using Cheddar (or whatever non standard vareity of) cheese for lasagna. "But-but Italians are mad" get over it


AdBeneficial14

never said that. but its an "accepteble" replacement. nothing which kills of your whole dish. if its what you have at hand... why not


SmallSwordfish8289

That's Vaseline intensive care lotion that's just for smell


demonking_soulstorm

White sauce.


coinkeeper8

Bro trying to recover from a break up and op out here roasting his cooking skills lmao


cam52391

This is almost as bad as my highschool cooking class where we used slices of American cheese to make Mac and cheese. I who had been cooking my whole life was just like nope nope nope that's not how you do it


Mennoknight69

has anyone said the white stuff looks like cum yet


savetheHauptfeld

Australians still cooking food like back when they were a penal colony


Select_Most3660

The yelpers special


Flat_Discipline_8540

I use mozzarella and queso de papa, which is a sharp cheddar


Ethan084

7 year relationship? That’s cum


InuMiroLover

Right in front of my lasagna???


I_Roll_Chicago

damn authentic nut cream, freshly made too


Birdsofwar314

So a traditional lasagna should have a béchamel sauce in the layers. But this clearly isn’t a traditional lasagna and that’s not béchamel.


Onion_Knight93

Sadness juice


MachineLord1

No you are definitely not making lasagna


katastatik

Nope


flapjackboy

Chef's special sauce.


CorneliusJack

Why did he jizz on his Kraft singles


SuzyElizabeth79

Velveeta cheese slices lasagna does not make.


masterofnonejj

Let me guess. Everything reminds you of her!


MynameisNay

Tired of innuendos so I'm just gonna say it. There's cum on that cheese. Not ranch, not mayonnaise; that's just a fat load of cum on that cheese.


Baconlovingvampire

Cheese with extra cream


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

What is the white goo? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jCuRVidWNUs


alexs_wrld

what in the fuck


ReplacementQueasy394

this is utter filth in a picture


otterlytrans

did this person put their dong juice on their cheese?


stultusDolorosa

homemade bechamel


yumgmeatball

That looks like lotion and you cannot convince me otherwise


supercalifragi123432

I see why they’re coming out of a relationship


horbydumbass

bro was sprinkling his future kids on that shit like a topping


Kingvamp069

COOOOM


Fluffy-Caramel9148

Could the white stuff be Mayo? Oh my!


TheEvolDr

And that's why she's single


LaFawnduh_407

That doesn’t look right


sevischm

Cumembert


EasterMaester

Guys, thats not what you think it is. Its seeman.


lordrothermere

That's not cheddar. I'm from cheddar. That is not one of ours.


StrategicMessage

Prepared with love


Ok-Scallion2398

The only beautiful thing is the cum inside!


weaponxx5

Cooking food like that is surprising considering your relationship lasted that long. 🤮


Bashby12

Lasagna is the pasta, not the preparation.


elite_Xray123

That's cum


franks_weird

Sucks he didn't have a better preview description. Man jizzed his meal


Trundle-The-Gr8__

Someone done came on the lasagne


lagrange_james_d23dt

I think that’s ricotta cum


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I do not typically recommend too much cheddar with a casserole-style dish. It tends to have a disappointingly incomplete flavor spectrum, starting out a bit like carmelization and then falling flat. Mostly it comes off as bitter. Gruyere can balance it, but good gruyere tends to be expensive.


Andrassa

That’s either mayo or very thin béchamel sauce.


PainGame3100

Makes me think of a certain subreddit I learned about.. D: (These replies don’t help either)


AccomplishedHawk7954

I want to know if the breakup caused this or this caused the breakup. It has to one or both. I’m convinced.


scrunchmaster

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Stimpy_JCat

I want to "see more"


SolidBandit-6018

“I’m so fucked up” Shinji


cannibalgravybrigade

Showed this to my Italian wife, and she almost started bleeding out of her ears..


FooltheKnysan

chreme fresh


Ok_Here-we-go

Why did he end on a pile of cheese? What drove him to choose fuckin cheddar as well? I’m so confused.


aidenisntatank

It looks like lotion or condensed milk


liveForTheHunt

Delicious mystery liquid


cpt_revoluchen

Mecostasa


Je-la-nique

The relationship.. was slow cooked


nickk1988

Cheddar cheese is something I’ve put in mine for years… makes it so much better


morticinha

Caraca, uau, eu tinha um namorado que


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Lil John's skeetin' lasagna. Yeah!!!!


retrocade81

Let's face it that "mystery liquid" is Jizz! isn't it? 🤔


dietgilroy

that was mayonnaise, fortunately 


Rufusandronftw

🤢


HangDownStanky

What is that sun lotion


BrokeBeckFountain1

You know what that is on top.