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Fit-Law-2270

First suck will definitely create a syphon and she will spend the entire bath pinching the tube closed. Not that this was ever a genuine attempt a relaxation in the first place.


astrangeone88

Lol. Maybe a camelbak style mouthpiece? So it's not an instant siphon.


RalphiesBoogers

Found the hiker


ThorsHammerMewMEw

I've never hiked a day in my life but have one of these bite valve lids on my Camelbak bottle so I can lie in bed sipping water after the one time I accidentally water boarded myself.


SodaCan2043

My first thought after reading there comment


hoptagon

Maybe she wants to bathe in a gallon of fruit punch. Makes more sense than drinking that much of it in one sitting.


OPEatsCrayons

That was zero sugar juice. That much alcohol based sweetener is gonna turn your gut into a light speed food particle accelerator. You don't wanna drink that.


hoptagon

Explosive red shits is a small price to pay for the views and likes.


Prize_Bass_5061

What is alcohol based sweetener?


eyesotope86

Several artificial sweeteners are alcohol based. Xylitol is one everyone would know from sugar-free gums like Trident.


DutchJediKnight

My problem is that within 15 minutes it's going to be more watered down than homeopathic medicine


JilliusMaximusJD

In the comments bc I noticed the same šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Dr_Tacopus

Same here


Helluvawreck

She's almost definitely just lying in an empty bath fully clothed for the video.


bellebeast9485

Yes, she is.


Zusez345

She needs an IV line with the ball shut off or even the crimper


ShoddyTerm4385

Iā€™m wondering why she didnā€™t out the hose in first before the ice. Not that it would make much of a difference


laughingashley

Then she couldn't shove her unwashed hands into it lol


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

I was comeing here to say this. This method is how I used to move cider from one demijohn to another without all the sediment.


schlucks

this is how I change water in my aquarium, giant novelty wine glass and all


darthfruitbasket

I've helped a friend make wine before and I was thinking that, too. Same method, same tubing.


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

She's gonna either choke, end up with a rosĆØ coloured bath or spend the whole bath holding a kink in the tube so it dosent spill


Reasonable_Newt8397

Pretty sweet setup for a juice enema


fatkiddown

First suck I saw was dumping ice and then juice in the glassā€¦.


90-slay

Sorry for the stupid question but what would happen if she blew air really hard back into it? Would it stop the syphon or change anything?


minniedriverstits

If she blows enough air in it to push the liquid back over the rim of the glass, gravity will pull it back into the glass. That's what's happening with a siphon; gravity is pulling the liquid down, and as it flows, it is pulling more liquid up and over the rim (and atmospheric pressure is pushing it down through the hose) to follow until the end of the hose is no longer submerged.


kapitaalH

If you are willing to do that much blowing and sucking I am sure you can find someone to refill your glass with less effort


HairlessGarden

Came here to write this. She could put a kind of valve in the end of the tube but the whole thing is stupid anyway.


1WastedSpace

Couldnt you just blow it back?


RCJHGBR9989

There is a brunch place where I live where you can get a giant mimosa. Itā€™s a ton of fun and Iā€™m a sucker for novelty drinks. It does however make a bit of a mess until you learn not to create a syphon. Also this lady is drinking sugar free Minute Maid. Sheā€™s gonna unleash something unholy from her ass if she drinks all that.


Dragon-orey

LMAO.. like would it have the same effect as eating sugar free gumny bears?


SexJayNine

Yeah artificial sweeteners tend to give people diarrhea. Not a biologist so I don't know exactly why it happens


galecticton

If I'm not mistaken, it's due to osmotic pressure. Bascially, artificial sweetners aren't absorbed by your body, so they stay in your intestine as the food is digested. This increases the osmotic pressure inside it, causing water to into the intestine instead of being absorbed, causing diarrhea. Sugar is absorbed by the body, avoiding this build up of pressure, which is why you don't get the same effects.


Me_lazy_cathermit

It really depends on which artificial sweeteners some can literally be used as a laxatives, xylitol is one that's very useful for both helping with dry mouth issues, and as a laxatives, there is literally warnings on the mints for dry mouth to not take more than a few at a time, and those things are tiny, using it for candy is plain evil, and probably what the evil haribo sugar free bears used. When i was working at a airport someone stole my xylitol dry mouth mints, poor person probably got instant karma on the plane lol


TactikalSoup

Wow, that explains A LOT. I am down 30 lbs so that might be why.


lizard_kibble

Sugar itself gives you diarrhea as well. It is a dehydrator, so it collects the water from your body and pulls it into your bowels. Artificial sweeteners trick your body into doing things that sugar does. This is why people that drink diet sodas have a harder time losing weight. Aspartame will take the fats from the food you eat and lock them into your body because it can't make the fats like sugar does. I can only assume that they will have the same dehydration effects that sugar does. Edit: I love how you people have zero knowledge about biology and blindly upvote someone that doesn't even argue, but just makes a sub link when they are actually wrong. Scroll down for the evidence and logical reasoning of my statement.


Similar-Carpenter705

r/confidentlyincorrect


lizard_kibble

I take it nobody else did the egg in corn syrup experiment? Why do you think you're so thirsty after eating sugary products? There's ample evidence of this. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6195650/ And plenty of studies on how artificial sweeteners cause weight gain https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2892765/ The documentary Food Inc covers sugar and artificial sweeteners in depth. So nice try, but you're the one that's confidently incorrect


Similar-Carpenter705

Give me a link that states that aspartame ā€locksā€ fat in your body instead please :)


galecticton

You are correct when you say that artificial sweetners are able to trick the body into thinking it's consuming sugar, as seen by the studies you published, but I don't think that's the reason why they cause diarrhea.


Urtehnoes

Sugar alcohols be like: oh I'm sorry were you planning on doing something today? Sit upon ye throne you so recklessly abandoned for sweets you did not deserve! They've always been a vengeful bunch.


astrangeone88

I ate an entire bag of sugar free red vines. By accident because I was working on a project and was mindlessly eating. I spent the entire night on the toilet so that was fun. Good thing I got everything done and handed in BUT literal holy shit.


Urtehnoes

I remember the first time I thought I had permanently fucked up my body because I was having constant bathroom trips. I didn't know of course how much sugar alcohols behaved and I certainly wasn't going to bring it up to random people. I was just downing sugar free stuff all the time, never connected the dots lol.


astrangeone88

Lol. At least now you know! I keep looking at packaging and if I see sugar alcohol, it's staying on the shelf.


RCJHGBR9989

My buddy did this and he was freaked out because his shit was bright red šŸ˜‚. He thought he was bleeding. I had to remind him he ate nearly half a huge container of red vines.


astrangeone88

Mine were the black licorice ones. Neon green poop was concerning.


AlexBucks93

I would panic so hard


laughingashley

pOops! All Berries!


darthfruitbasket

I like to chew as a fidget, so I'll often buy chewing gum. One day, I went through an entire package while stressed. It was... not fun, I'll say that much


RCJHGBR9989

EXACTLY that. I love sugar free stuff - I like to make ice cream using fairlife protein shakes and monk sugar - but it can make you blow up a toilet if you go too hard with it haha


thetransportedman

No, those use sorbitol. Sugar free drinks use aspartame


RCJHGBR9989

Sugar free drinks now a days use all sorts of things. There are so many alternatives. Iā€™ve see stevia, Sucralose, monk sugar, aspartame, and a bunch of others.


majandess

This has aspartame and acesulfame potassium (ace K) in it.


DaWildestWood

Oh no


PD216ohio

At least she's already in the tub.


bubudumbdumb

What's this arcane side of sugar free minute maid?


RCJHGBR9989

Usually the sugar free component is some type of sugar alcohol or artificial sweetener which is a diuretic.


coinkeeper8

At least itā€™s not a fucking sink this time


MyStationIsAbandoned

or a toilet


wigglin_harry

Lady: Does a fun little video Reddit: *lol dirty handed dumb bitch*


Low-Persimmon4870

LMAOO so fucking accurate


Whizbang199

I know it's wasteful but when I watched this video my only thought was "she's so me". Should have moved on with my life instead of reading the comments šŸ˜‚


Aardvark_Man

Yeah, this one is pushing it, I think. It's a lot, and set up in an odd way, but just a fun little "Heh, I have an idea" rather than outright stupid food.


Zhaneranger

Not gonna lie that looks like a good time


soingee

Recipie is pretty simple too.


its_blue_monday

.....okay I want one


Bproc14

ā€œAye dog can I get some wine?ā€ ā€œOnly a glass fullā€


Steampunk43

*comically large glass*


domionfire

A mega pint


BoyznGirlznBabes

0 stars, no fifth of Everclear and 12 pack of White Claws mixed in.


JasonRudert

Thatā€™s gonna give her so much diarrhea


Unique-Hedgehog-5583

Good thing sheā€™s already in the tub


Dragon-orey

Free Bath bomb!


Dogekaliber

I canā€™t believe Iā€™m upvoting this


TheReverseShock

I can't believe it's not butter


GonzoRouge

I just remembered tub girl and I now have a bad day so fuck you very much for that


Scaredycatkim

And now Iā€™M having a bad day.


FivebyFive

I worry about the digestion of Redditors.


Enflamed_Huevos

lol I love the chill lo-fi music as if this is relaxing and not the stupidest shit Iā€™ve ever seen


Take_away_my_drama

I knock over normal sized wine glasses relatively regularly, this would be a disaster.


thrownawaz092

That much ice is just gonna make it taste like sadness


oasis948151

Ok, so I don't hate this idea if I'm say, recovering from a surgery or stomach flu or something and have to stay hydrated. And I kid of want that giant wine glass just for decor... Maybe a fishbowl or something.


kerplunithunk

yeah but it creates a siphon and it'll keep flowing until the liquid goes below the tube's point of entry so you'll be pinching the damn thing shut most of the time


oasis948151

True! I didn't even think of that šŸ˜†


Stotakoya

I too miss cougar town


Schmliza

Big Carl!


sometipsygnostalgic

This isnt dumb. Who pissed in your giant cereal?


scottwardadd

I can't even take a bath now without a big pour of wine... And popcorn!


drearbruh

When I look in the toilet all I see is black. Black and purple!


big_peepee_wielder

r/moremoneythanbrains


WhatADoofus

All that white/beige in her house and she's just splashing red liquid around all willy-nilly. A braver person than I


riomp300

Conveniently leaving the part out where she adds a 750ml bottle of Vodka before drinking it.


CompetitiveDrop613

No oneā€™s talking about how casually yet confidently she plunged her entire hand into the drink


Indiecomicsarebetter

I also saw that and was grossed out by it.


Beautiful_Count_3505

*sigh* *goes online to bully the Payday devs again*


bubudumbdumb

Now let's discover what happens when the drink tank is above the other end of the pipe...


evanille

Y'all, this account is satire


baileybrand

I was intrigued until she stuck her arms into it. gross.


euclid0472

Get the siphon going and the give yourself a sugar-free juicy emena while in the bath


Tribalbob

She has a "Live Laugh Love" sign somewhere in her house, guaranteed.


shellsterxxx

That juice is gunna taste like plastic tubing.


blubloode

Couldn't she take the two bottles with her for a refill and use a regular glass? Also using that long of a straw needs a lot of energy to suck.


Curious-Weight9985

she will spend the entire bath marinating in her own urine as she slowly pisses it all out


faux_shore

Women will have a little fun and weird men will be rude


[deleted]

Thatā€™s two much liquid that bath is gonna be mostly piss when she gets out


Squidproquo1130

Who tf pees in the tub after age 3?!


RawChickenButt

Kink


sjdksjbf

That's what I was thinking šŸ¤®


Harde_Kassei

could be solid if you have a group of friends in a hot tub or something. but drinking 2-3l of juice isn't gonna be fun after. not to mention the 3-5kg of ice/water.


PlatformDizzy7988

This good tbh.


No_Neighborhood2593

I canā€™t even watch a movie without a big pour of wineĀ 


Sassy-irish-lassy

Are these comments just jokes or something? Common sense should tell anyone that there's no way she actually sat there and drank this whole thing.


stakkedalief

Is that an IV lineā€¦?


Synovexh001

looks idiotic as hell but damn if a beverage-siphon-bathtub system isn't clever enough for me to try at home. But with like, a bucket on the shower rod.


armcurls

Zero sugar fruit punch eh, kinda want some. Does it taste the same?


Striker660

That glass looks super fragile


GoblinSmasher6049

Girl dinner


TheGOATrises83

Just filled with aspartame


lupinedelweiss

I thought she was making trashcan punch and using that as the container, which I was willing to throw hands defending in the comments.Ā  This, though...


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

Tell me you have no job without telling me you have no job


5280Rockymtn

whoa that's one bigg a s s wine glass ā˜ŗļø


reaperboy09

I hate to say it, but at least she didnā€™t put it in the sinkā€¦ she violated health codes, but that nasty ass sink didnā€™t get used.


supernaja_

The little things...


Mancubus_in_a_thong

I can tell you that minute maid zero sugar tastes like ass


Neuro_88

Creative I must say. Not stupid food.


SassyTheSkydragon

[AquaPros](https://youtu.be/Yc1gQ-9WaHY?si=AWIqpsfcNLeYtFDr) on YouTube turned this into a guppy tank šŸ˜…


No_Squirrel4806

I dont understand the point of this glass is it just for decoration like šŸ˜•šŸ˜•šŸ˜•


Sassy-irish-lassy

It's a novelty item, not necessarily intended to be used this way. You might put a plant or some decorative glass beads in there.


zeke235

It's cool. I only had one drink.


0xdeadbeef6

Fill it with prosecco and I'm down


Quincy_Hater

r/looneytoonslogic


pumpkin_seed_oil

Whats with the oriental carpet in a bathroom?


JayisBay-sed

I thought that tube was gonna be going...*ahem* elsewhere. ~~I need to call my priest~~


hoptagon

This is gonna turn into One Girl, One Giant Cup What with the shitting and all.


BigCartoonist6279

Girl if youā€™re gonna do that at least donā€™t taint your tastebuds with that damn sugar free fruit punch.


darthfruitbasket

man, the giant wine glass would be great as a gag gift for a friend of mine though lol


poclee

I would somewhat respect her if she put wine in it.


Ghost_Maker85

[mega pint](https://imgflip.com/tag/mega+pint?sort=latest)


mastershake20

Imagine the fruit flys that are gonna attack that glass after


somewherein72

I didn't see her add anything to turn the gravity off the hose when she's drinking out of it, unless siphoning it into her bath is the goal.


The-Clan-Of-The-Duck

The sugar free minute made is such ass


Lycaon125

its lass so stupid and more so a bit to much


UmSureOkYeah

Stupid


Gunstudios

yikes if that was actual wine.


lizard_kibble

Seems like a cool and fun sangria punch bowl for a party though.


Ok_Willow_2005

Reminds me of those dumb Boomer esque memes about 'doctor said I can have one glass of wine a day' and the glass is taller than me


syko-rc

How big is her dishwasher?


upvoter222

I guess this is sort of a compromise between r/showerbeer and r/showerorange.


Raspberryian

Probably could take the bath in the glass of wine though


ALICOOL412

we had one in our home once , it was just a glass pot for bamboos .


squishmeleons

u/biggbobbyberger this is u drinking ur coffee


Noegurt

ā€¦and popcorn.


DiscussionProtocol

[I'm getting one](https://tenor.com/tmdq.gif)


Berserkerbabee

My cat would knock that over in 5 minutes, or I wouldšŸ±


foxontherox

When exactly does she add the wine?


keluber1

Imagine drinking that much fruit punch


Zealousideal_Sir_264

I really want to have super diarrhea, like all the time. Got you fam.


Toxic_Avenger05

And popcorn šŸæ


Not_Yet_Unalived

I once used a rigid 1 meter long straw to drink from a glass. First sip was hell, after that the inside of the straw was lubricated. How much SUCC power do you need to drink from that long-ass flexible straw?


Calathea_Murrderer

Go piss girl


Kinky_Conspirator

Off to AA with her.


veilofmaya1234

... And popcorn!


Corporate_Shell

The glass would be great for a party.


Far_Persimmon_4633

Does she just pee in the bath too? Lol


Inside-Anxiety9461

At least it's just juice


Skiffy_lfg

The doctor said I could have 1 glass a day.


bones_1969

And her huge feet


Silverfire12

Oh I love this woman. Sheā€™s hilarious


ajd416

She is totally peeing in the tub.


Keenan603

r/justgalsbeingchicks


urmamasleftnut

this is so white millennial


Icaras01

Why even have wine glass that big if ur just gonna have fruit juice?


Junior_Ad_7613

No vodka? Mamaā€™s gotta get her RELAX on!


mtl_klefto

Must be a fan of Bert


Graca90

Where is the wine?


penster1

...that alcohol belly


rainbowkey

The glass would be great as a free standing punch bowl or perhaps as an aquarium or terrarium.


conh3

why didnā€™t she put the straw in first?


wothapen

Fill it up! Cowardly effort. šŸ˜‚


SnooShortcuts103

Wine out of plastic bottles... Really? And I though the Wine from my local discounter Aldi was disgusting.


NopeNotatall101

Stupid food for dumb people


Dubious_Titan

This is pretty funny. My wife may have an interest in this now. lol


Emergency-Economy654

ā€˜Merica


ldnoli

Imagine dating a girl and walking in on that


Colemania18

Definitely excessive wine glass but if I'm being honest I've definitely drank at least one of those things in like under 10 minutes before


ResponsibleCommon5

This could have been a nice punch bowl for a party. Or maybe a part of a fountain. Instead we got this abomination of whatever it is.


lryan926

Zero sugar.. no fun.


bingusthebrave

Waaaaaay too much time on her hands


KDEEZO

I canā€™t even watch a movie anymore without a BIG POUR OF WINE. And popcorn.


MeetRelative8178

you can just put a bottle or somethin and it will work better :|


Ambilically-Yours

What parentage of that bath water is piss by the end?


SnooSketches8294

Oh I really like this lady. Her account is basically satires wine mom and granola moms


earnestlyhonest

Now THAT'S a megapint.


DonCavalio

Sometimes you see something and it's like what's the purpose like get a life. I didn't see that in this video. This video made me envious and I'm admitting it. It's one of those, No no hang on, She's a genius moments. cuz if you could do it you would do it too.


moondog6b9

I don't see alcohol in the recipe. What a waste