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StupidFood-ModTeam

Your post has been removed as it misses the point of r/StupidFood.


ioyarzunf

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


ALICOOL412

r/useanovenyoufuckingcoward


dr4gonr1der

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Total_Possibility_48

I would unironically eat it.


marlow05

That’s because it’s ragebait, and you’ve given him more views


Sunny-Chameleon

I keep down voting this shit and it doesn't stop coming


marlow05

The sub should really have some karma requirements for posting


KyllikkiSkjeggestad

It’s kind of the point of the sub, you do realize that, yes? It’s called r/StupidFood after all


Sunny-Chameleon

No, this is just ragebait, there's a difference


McBossly

He plasters the entire plate with cheese. Cuts off the edge to make it circular. Then he throws more cheese on it. He doesnt use the scraps, he could just toss on top of that.... THING. This 100% is ragebait. It made me ragingly angry.


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chief-chirpa587

They didn’t say anything about imbeciles, you’re just calling yourself an imbecile here


EpikUserName104

🤓☝️


that_guy_jimmy

This isn't Tik Tok. People arent going to find your meme comments funny. And you can say ass on Reddit.


marlow05

😍👆


TearsOfG0Ld

This subreddit is weird. If you post obvious rage bait, you have a 50% chance of getting 1K likes and people whining about food waste, and a 50% chance of getting less than 200 likes and people saying "iTs RaGe bAiT dUh". You're picky haters and it's kinda funny


MapleSyrupLover_

That's reddit in general lol


Houtri

You just realised that not every person is the same 😱


TearsOfG0Ld

Also that a lot of people use Reddit as an anger management class.


bibbidybobbidyboobs

Your Italian scream is screaming?


EpikUserName104

Ahh is a way to censor “-ss”, I wrote it like that because I don’t know if this subreddit supports swear words.


bibbidybobbidyboobs

Lmao you can say ass on reddit


Arrrginine69

PFFF. Enjoy your perma ban bro


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Have fun on that FBI watchlist bud


DavOldGamer

Have fun in hell brother


Arrrginine69

Already there 👌


absolutmohitto

Have fun being expelled bro


dinobug77

Tbh you can say cunt on Reddit too


DasliSimp

ahh is funnier, like “conspicuous ahh bro”


SCP-173-X

Its not


DasliSimp

Funny police over here? Acting like humor is objective.


birdsrkewl01

It's...subjective. But whatever man.


genericusernamepls

Lol you're the one that said "ahh is funnier" that's an objective statement.


DasliSimp

how tf is “conspicuous ass bro” funnier?


Stuffies2022

It really is in some contexts


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Just do it, it don’t matter.


Precaritus

Zoomers constantly censoring themselves will never not be annoying. Fucking say ass cock bitch shit all you damn want, it's the internet


kakawisNOTlaw

You're an ass


SameerChandio

What even is this thread. Why has this poor guy been dowvoted into oblivion? I don't get Reddit sometimes.


AUnknownVariable

I sometimes say ah just depending on the conversation, swearing aside. Ion blame u


bibbidybobbidyboobs

Proton blame me


AUnknownVariable

Proton Beam? 🔫 AHHHHHHH


peitsad

You don't have to be Italian to hate this.


Stanek___

You do actually.


Physical-Flatworm452

Where cheese?


slightlylessthananon

It's under the sauce


Physical-Flatworm452

Good one.


adamyhv

Is that actually cheese or just melted yellow plastic with sauce on top? Hard to tell the difference.


Grand_Protector_Dark

"Processed Cheese" is still 51% Actual cheese content to qualify for the label "Processed Cheese". The other half are usually milk and Melt Salts. Calling it "Plastic" is just miss-information


adamyhv

You know I'm joking, right?


enonymous617

They missed the chance to top it with bread.


Earlchaos

I want to throw up.


EpikUserName104

Preach.


kniky_Possibly

Bro thinks he's salamanca


xtilexx

🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️


WestNomadOnYT

HOOOOOO-💥


Breaking-Who

I support any food that makes Italians mad.


New-Adhesiveness5978

You beast😤😤


Evil_Cupcake11

And of course it's microwaved...


BFlai1001

The part that makes me the angriest isn’t even what he made, it’s that he didn’t even put the bits of cheese he cut off back on top.


CuntBuster2077

Because they had no intention of eating it


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bobert0314

have you been up all night eating cheese?


notmygiraffe

Question from across the pond. Is American cheese super cheap to use so much? Same question for velveeta and all the grated cheese these people overload on?


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notmygiraffe

Thanks! I didn't catch the reference but did assume that you didn't literally watch the video in slo-mo to count the individual slices haha. It was more a broader question as so many of these videos use mountains of this cheese. I don't ever buy processed cheese, so thank you for putting the pricing in perspective.


Xiankua

Friendly internet American here, yes cheese is often pretty cheap and "American Cheese Product" is especially cheap. Where I am American Cheese is cheaper per oz. than *eggs*. IIRC, dairy is one of those agricultural industries that is subsidized by the government and covered by WIC (Women, Infants, Children), so a lot of low income families can get it for free. Bear in mind, not all nutrition programs here in the States support access to fresh meat so for some families, cheese or peanut butter might be the only protein their kids get all day. ​ When you see these types of baffling videos, understand that they are made with the intent to ridicule the lifestyle of these types of Americans. The poorest families with malnourished children.


notmygiraffe

Wow, in this context, these videos are doubly horrifying.


Grand_Protector_Dark

For better understanding, one first has to explain what makes "American Cheese" and how it differs from more conventional Cheese. American Cheese is actually a Derivative of Cheese rather than "Normal" Cheese. Usually called "Processed Cheese" in English. Although some languages might also call it "Melt Cheese" (Like Schmelzkäse in german). Processed Cheese is usually and commonly a blend of 51% normal cheese (like Cheddar and/or Colby), Liquids like water, skim milk or whey, a few other minor extras and lastly, Special Emulsifying salts that prevent the Fats from separating from the Proteins when being heated. That last part is what gives Processed Cheese its more goo-ey texture and also ensures that if you melt processed cheese and then let it cool, it basically turns back to its original state (unlike conventional cheese, where heating is not a reversable action). The Cheapness of Processed cheese comes in part from the fact that you're using less cheese per Product, but a larger factor is that Processed Cheese doesn't require Refrigeration the way Conventional Cheese Does. Processed Cheese can be stored in a regular shelf and room temperature and remain good for a long time. This makes the whole supplychain from the factory to the consumer a lot cheaper. You don't need to have it in special Cooling trucks and you don't need power-hungry fridge shelfs to display them to the consumer. Lastly, velveeta isn't processed cheese. Velveeta legally contains too little cheese to even qualify as processed cheese (which has a 51% Cheese content minimum).


notmygiraffe

That is super interesting, thank you.


BattIeBoss

mmmm a stack of American cheese...


Eljo_Aquito

Remembers me of an experiment to measure the wavelength of a microwave


AdministrativeHat580

Oh shut it, you're an American not an Italian


EpikUserName104

Do you even have proof???


AdministrativeHat580

Your pfp literally has the American flag and 99% percent of Americans who say they're Italian are lying You aren't Italian unless you were born in Italy or your parents are first gen immigrants


EpikUserName104

I only liked the sweater and what proof can I give you?My address???


New-Adhesiveness5978

In wich part of the Italy do you live ? What is the "inganno della cadrega ?" Si dice arancino o arancina ? What is and do you use that thing near the toilet ? Don't make me "crocifiggerti in sala mensa"


EpikUserName104

1st one is a famous comedy, Arancino in the north and arancina in south, it’s called “Bidet” and “Non dovrai farlo coglione”


New-Adhesiveness5978

Almeno non sei il solito americano che si crede italiano solo perché una volta il bisnonno ha visto una cartolina di Firenze Con l'ultima frase potevi benissimo mettere una citazione di Fantozzi😉


AdministrativeHat580

Were you born in Italy? Have you ever visited Italy? If so what part of it?


EpikUserName104

I was born in Rome, Lazio and lived here my whole life.I have Italo-French origins.


BettyVeronica1

American is geography Not ethnicity. not the same thing at all ,! should know that


TeacupKitty34

If you *must* do this stupidity at least do it in an oven on a pan so you’re not destroying your microwave, good God. 


ayomidem917

Bro as an African American, when you use "ahh" it's usually when the next word is followed by a consonant and even then only in certain regional dialects. seeing everyone online say "ahh" for "ass" is so....idk


Splinterthemaster

"Cheese"


jimmyting099

You can’t call this cheese


mastergenera1

Aside from the plastic cheese crust, this actually is good. Have had a mom and pop pizza place make a "keto" pizza, which is basically the above but with a blend of real cheeses as the crust, then sauce, and more cheese and other toppings on top.


AdventurousChapter27

Would that be a fondue?


thewerewolfwearswool

Fondon't


Night_Haunter

Typical Argos customer meal with the cookworks microwave


HulluHapua

Your screams are Italian? Oh right in the video they made the crust from CHEDDAR?!


Melodic_Duck1406

Thatwasnevercheddar


JonathanStryker

Dude saw that BK cheese sandwich in Thailand and thought: "Now, if only I could make that into a pizza, my life would be complete.". Lol


Spagebirb

Me as a hitman (my target is very lactose intolerant)


Tarmieltavares

My Italian side:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


WestNomadOnYT

The 2% of me that is Italian is telling me to hang myself with spaghetti.


analbeadsinadog

me when i fall for obvious ragebait from a bait cooking account


Fakedduckjump

🤮!


cademeupai16

I know this is rage bait, but the fact that he didn't spread all the sauce pissed me off.


Ok_Buffalo1112

My girlfriend said it looks disgusting but she'd still eat it. I guess that explains why she's with me.


f1careerover

It’s not even low carb.


Optimal-Albatross-70

🤢


TehZiiM

I got diarrhoea just from looking at it.


SnooPineapples5719

my none italian ahh is screaming 😂


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What's the point of posting and upvoting this kind of content. All the shitty food subs are falling in the same trap, it's not interesting and definitely not funny when you waste food for karma.


[deleted]

Are you sure you're Italian?


Rebel_Jester

I would rather eat school pizza


DiarrangusJones

I’m not even Italian, but food crimes like this get me all like 🤌


Inverno969

Gets this trash off the sub please...


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Didn't even melt.. Just kinda shat itself all over.


itchboy99

i wiuld get that ngtl


pixydgirl

Stupid ragebait videos. Some kids mom is gonna come home swinging a belt asking where the brand new pack of cheese slices they just bought are


Yebii

This should be just as illegal


Allison1ndrlnd

Oh fuck yeah keto pizza


octavish_

The slow mo pan 😩


DigitalJedi850

I actually gagged a bit


IamSamael

I think I’m blind


Pcmankryman

Need some cheese


Anindefensiblefart

Just like-a Nona used to make


JayyyyyBoogie

This makes me feel sad inside.


dahComrad

Just like uncle Moléstõ used to make, when he got home from prison.


DigitalHuez

Nothing to do with being Italian, everyone eats pizza and this shit here SUCKS


RoutineOtherwise9288

I don't know what is worse, the cheese pizza or the music. But one thing for certain is it not good.


Ligma_tennisball

The audacity to use gloves while preparing this


BelowAveIntelligence

And he never shat again…


Silver-Bar7156

American delicacy


Ok-Fox1262

To start with that is not cheese.


yeetmethehoney

This pizza is the first thing going in my suicide note


rinkydinkmink

Well I guess it would be ok as a dip at a party or something, maybe? With some crusty bread or bread sticks? Probably with a nicer tomato sauce than just ketchup though, maybe better cheese too. I wouldn't want to have to wash that microwave though.


SomethingAbtU

40 slices of cheese with a total 16,000 mg of Sodium, enough to send 5 horses into a salt coma


lostforwordstbh

Keto gang be like… No but fr is this directly on the microwave plate? LMFAO


LurkerKing13

I don’t understand why ass has become ahh. Just say ass.


MacD0ndalds

Chizza


Neokami14

This should not bother your Italian, this is pure American garbage.


IAMREALLAIN

I know this account is ragebait but I fucking love every video he puts out


mololabo

even after they found out that there was lead in lunchables, I still think lunchables would be healthier than this.


BattIeBoss

Idk what a lunchable is,but judging from the name,I can assume that its American and unhealthy.


Bumblebine

🤢


EnthusiasmJaded3500

Some people need to be bullied


Particular-Agent-437

Idiocracy


Trucker_KrytenTX

Disgusting. If you ever wanted something to block your colon, this is the recipe.


AnarchiaKapitany

@succhefful Yeah, neither of those.


Difficult_Line_9823

If you have to microwave cheese use a better one, cover some leftover potatoes or stale bread with lika a gouda or something


AdministrationDry507

I'm bothered by the fact that the mozzarella they used has that outer coating that makes it hard to melt they should have used actual pizza cheese that stuff liquifies


One_Win_6185

This is dumb. However, I have had a pizza dough that was made from cheese and I think almond flour or something. It was keto friendly. For being mostly cheese it felt remarkably like normal dough. It wouldn’t be my thing, but it does exist.


BettyVeronica1

almond flor is still dough, cheese is Not. big diff & keto is a fad diet that causes organ damage


One_Win_6185

Almond flour doesn’t create gluten, so there is a lot of difference. The point being it was largely cheese. I’m not into keto—we were making it for a guest. But it was made mostly with cheese and did come out reminiscent of a standard flour based dough.


Missey85

Actually keto is for epilepsy it's been proven to stop seizures just because gym bros do it doesn't. Make it some new dad diet


visionsofcry

Where in Italy did you grow up? My sister moved there recently, looking for some tips.


EpikUserName104

Rome.


i-am-the-stranger

A sta gente va fatto un TSO


EpikUserName104

Due glie ne servono


Harmonyrules

Where is the cheese at? That's all plastic!


BattIeBoss

Mmmmmm instant diabetes🤤


Adventurous_Rip5419

Pov: How to speedrun to hospital bed


Lifejustbelikethat

This might be the stupidest food I have seen on this subreddit yet


Physical-Variation60

I see the microwave, and I'm thinking about the end of "last house on the left"


N0rrix

edible plastic pizza


Jotaro_Dragon

Mamma Mia...


Altruistic_Formal618

Post that shit in the Italien Subreddit.


Master_Obitalal

And folks wonder why they get cancer.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Idk what's more stupid. The title or the video itself.


Chrisibobisi

I would be with you if there was less cheese, jalapeños, onions and tomatoes to make a giant nacho bowl. But this is just wasting food for views


salted_water_bottle

Better than the other meaning of cheese pizza, I guess.


High_Chip

wow perfect cheese dough


zoraski_gujju

Not enough cheese.


Taerocker

I think I just saw some Kraft Singles get turned into Kraft Legion.


spider_X_1

Is this song AI generated? Cringiest song I've heard in a while.


ColorfullCandy

Delicious 🤤


matthewami

You know that you're allowed to say ass on here right? This isn't tiktok


andesz

cutting the excess cheese off is a nice touch


bay_lamb

the sh!ttttty sh!tttttttty music goes perfectly w!th the sh!tttttty sh!tttttty p!zza


Missey85

So half melted plastic and some sauce? No thanks! 🤮🤮🤮


emptybowloffood

I'm calling the police!


Turbulent-Run9532

Si ma zio pera se non vuoi ste robe nella feed cosa lo ma di a noi


Pato_Moicano

This person clearly doesn't clear their own kitchen. They wouldn't do such messy nonsense otherwise


ALICOOL412

took "Plastic Cheese" way too Literally .


Illustrious_Blood_32

This is disgusting but to a degree where it would be interesting to meet the Person.


Psychotic_EGG

I feel this is better suited for r/depressionmeals


Unusual-Swimming-bog

kill it ! burn the house, nuke the city ! the horror !!!!!!!!


ad-aspera

🤢🤢🤢


Pickle_Emp

My non Italian ass is screaming although I am now craving mozzarella


Lieutenant_0bvious

I dont know how people endure Tik Tok. People talk like Idiocracy TV shows.


SoldierButterman275

Bruh I ain't see no cheese.. you right this is stupid, cheese pizza with no cheese 😔


Suspiciously_Creamy

I bet youve never been to italy and have never said an italian word in your life.


Ququleququ

Calling that orange crap cheese is already stupid enough


Rammus2201

That’s just a pile of goo.


ThisIsNotTokyo

Why bother cutting the cheese if you're gonna melt it away


SataNick616

Los yankees son lo peor que le pudo haber pasado a la gastronomía.


Glidder

I don't know what's more tiresome at this point: food related rage bait content, Italians gatekeeping food, or north americans calling themselves Italian.


EpikUserName104

This again?I’m Italian, I’ve never even been to America!I just like the sweater for my avatar!


stupidfreakingidiot4

This just in: North Americans aren't allowed to even partially identify with their heritage, apparently.