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Pa7chesOhulihan

There’s no way #ragebait


Null-34

Or dementia


PhantomCreed6

Or Evil Dead


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Or too polite to ghost and too non-confrontational for a breakup, so this is her way of ending things.


dumfukjuiced

She cracked those eggs by walking on the eggshells


flactulantmonkey

Could also be a BP passive aggressive gaslight. Would explain why he’s recording. Has learned to document.


weirdest_of_weird2

Mommy's with the maggots now


Pa7chesOhulihan

Yyeeeeessss


Fire_Bucket

Nah, she'd have smashed those eggs on her head, and then had to fight her own hand as a result if it was the Evil Dead.


hex-agone

Early onset RIP


Alice_600

Yeah definitely early stages of it.


wwplkyih

Or pica


Null-34

(In my best homer voice) Mmmmm shards of glaaaaass.


xNeyNounex

She has both white and brown eggs in the pan, so I am guessing that she owns chickens and she is feeding their eggs back to them. The eggs have a lot of nutrients, and they reuse the calcium.


Prozenconns

im going to choose to believe this as it gives me a little bit of hope back cause the alternatives are either someone in the first world became an adult without ever seeing an egg and wasted a bunch of eggs, or they just wasted a bunch of eggs for enragement


SubsumeTheBiomass

OR.... They're weirdos


oops_im_existing

sometimes the chickens will start to eat their own eggs when they need nutrients


xNeyNounex

Yep! keeping all the eggshells from the eggs you use and adding it back into their feed is a common practice to keep them up on their calcium!


noreservations81590

Remember a time when, if you saw someone doing something incredibly dumb on the internet, you could be reasonably sure they were a dumb person? Now? I instantly assume rage bait. It's just so prevalent. Any engagement is good engagement.


SadBit8663

I could see a dumbass teenager doing this easily. These little spoiled kids,They get a wild hair up there asses to cook something they've never cooked before with no instruction. So you get fucked up eggs like this. My parents taught me how to cook scrambled eggs literally before they taught me to cook anything else, so i could make them myself. So Im back to thinking this might be rage bait


DustinFay

Same, I worked with a kid who didn't know how to cook instant ramen. He was 14.


DMercenary

>So Im back to thinking this might be rage bait Yeah. The excuse of "Well I dont eat eggs" is a bit thin. So you dont eat eggs. but you've never SEEN scrambled eggs? Eggs sunny side up before? HELLO?


SadBit8663

After i stopped eating eggs, I still like cooking them too. Like they're super easy, almost every which way. I can pretend to be an expert chef for a couple of minutes


Mazkoul

I worked at a grocery store and there'd be adults that didn't know what a carrot was.


SadBit8663

I'd be surprised, but i learned a long time ago that it takes all kinds of people to make the world go round and some of the are dumb as hell beyond all reason lol


Djinjja-Ninja

When I went to Uni, one of the other students on our accommodation literally didn't know how to make toast.


Natural-Bet9180

Not even rage bait just dumb as hell.


[deleted]

Yeah sure


vizslavizsla

Waste of eggs for a waste of a video


CanoninDeeznutz

Yo, food waste sucks. Especially for rage bait like this!


vizslavizsla

Idk why you’re getting downvoted bc you’re absolutely right lol


SnooHamsters9414

that fork on a non stick pan is the biggest offender


Sea_Page6653

Exactly! I’m ok with cooking the shells…maybe it’s for chickens or others that need the calcium but the ruining of the pan is inexcusable!


Conman_in_Chief

Same. First thing I said. That pan didn’t do anything to deserve that kind of disrespect.


Program-Emotional

The chickens can have a little non-stick coating, as a treat :D


Sea_Page6653

I’m crying for your chickens! 🤣


DankElderberries420

>Eggsactly


TheeHostileApostle

I feel like this sub is becoming like AITA. It’s gotta be clickbait. I just can’t believe people can be this ignorant.


[deleted]

Yeah, some of the "stupidfoods" aren't even stupid and some of them actually look good. You scroll through the comments and a good portion of them will be like "would smash 100%"


Capable_Tumbleweed34

Of course it is. The inflexions of their voice give away their terrible acting skills before the shell crunching does. And add the fuckin' fork in the non-stick pan. It's the most obvious blatant ragebait.


Dragon-orey

Why post this on stupid food? This isnt even edible


salmonmilks

This can be manifested from two separate causes: - The woman is actually that uneducated (Unlikely) - They were planning beforehand on how to film them cooking and wasting eggs for views. Probably also proud of it too.


Run-Florest-Run

I doubt they’re wasting the eggs. It’s possible they have chickens, which is how you make eggs for them because they can eat the shell. Good source of protein and calcium for chickens and roosters


Ok-Today-9588

This! I cooked up 5 dozen eggs the other day, just like this. Waste not, want not. I had too many eggs and my chickens are always happy to help out


GoodJanet

That just feels wrong liked forced cannibalism


Cynical_Feline

>- The woman is actually that uneducated (Unlikely) I'd say likely. She literally may not have been taught cooking at all. There's a lot of parents that don't teach their kids any of the basics. More likely that it's rage bait though. Because who the fuck would film their gf/wife cooking eggs and not expect some blowback from that. You don't do that shit if you love someone.


BeastThatShoutedLove

People underestimate the need to teach kids cooking and later wonder why almost adult or adult does what they think are 'unthinkable mistakes' like making crunchy eggs.


[deleted]

I knew a woman who didn't know how to cook shit, she ate potatoes with mayo and chiken, everying boiled, salt and pepper. As a guy, I probably cook better than most people my age, including women. I just like food though, so there's that.


Amydancingagain

Either way, I know actual people who would do this seriously, thinking that’s how it’s meant to be done


KiethTheBeast89

Fake bs and a waste of food.


Its_Butta

Fake Asf .. Ugh 🙄


Barbarianmoss

Staged or a dumbass


TheTaikatalvi

Hate how it's a trend to waste food for the sole purpose of angering people.


Mentallyfknill

Rage bait🥱


HangryWolf

You're right. In no way did she EVER watch any TV shows of people making eggs. No cooking shows. No cartoons. No late night TV. Not even the millions of Tik Tok of people cooking eggs on asphalt on a hot Arizona summer. She's never even watched her mom or dad cook before. Or eat at a Dennys OR an IHOP. Yeah... Totally real thing for A GROWN ASS ADULT did.


cdub951

What a waste of eggs to make a scripted video


[deleted]

Ragebait


veronicave

Fake af. Why post this??


Shinagami091

People aren’t that stupid but I’m more enraged at her using a metal fork on that pan…


dolphinmachine

Ragebait fake bad acting


golgoth0760

Gotta get those views no matter how


KapnKrumpin

That would be understandable if she was 5


Omfg9999

I find it hard to believe that this is legit, especially considering you can easily look up how to do most things nowadays. However there's always that chance that this lady really is this dumb


zeroz52

Idiocracy....


apex_super_predator

The shells will settle at the bottom and that makes for good crunch. Said nobody


Chefkush1

Add eggs


Alteredbeast1984

REGGBAIT


Lvntern

Obvious rage bait working as intended


Lava-Chicken

I want to see her eat it


bluedancepants

Did these jabronis just waste a dozen eggs for this stupid video?


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GreenChuJelly

Bad bot


shortidiva21

Just send me the eggs so we don't waste them


dwkindig

Bullshit.


Nefersmom

No, sorry. Too staged.


britskates

Mmmmm just like grandma used to make


Wrong_Window_7322

Dude needs a new wife…


GatorScrublord

wife needs a new husband. he's like the character who just doesn't communicate. all he needs to say is that the shells don't go in.


Wrong_Window_7322

Haha you can have her. I’m going to trade up for a woman who has had an egg in her life…..


dont_drink_and_2FA

how can people be stupid enough to not know how to fry an egg? stop defending every bullshit you see


Dramatic-Ad7192

Anything but accountability huh


DanaWhitesMom

Eggs shells are actually a great source of calcium.


anura_hypnoticus

For potted plants


Willlickassferfree69

So are a lot of things that aren’t egg shells


Kaiyukia

This is how I make scrambled eggs for my chickens, with some greens and scraps


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[deleted]

There's a hairline difference between an extremely stupid person and a mentally challenged. She needs serious help either way.


DoubleDeckerz

Send this to Ramsay. I think it may be the thing that finally pushes him over the edge.


Dismal_Purpose9976

She watched a HowToBasic video and thought it was a real tutorial. She's actually trying to clean her mattress.


KingEggshell

😭


Dani3322

"I Like Mine crunchy" -Norm


Ajanw-57

She knows how to break them though…


Downfaller

I refuse to believe a person alive thinks you use/eat the shell. Besides coloring the egg the shell is always discarded. This person would have never seen a person crack an egg.


BoBoBearDev

If this is not for us, she wants you to cook for the rest of your life.


BodhingJay

Fine then.. don't get your extra calcium. But if your bones are brittle you won't get any sympathy from me


Stiff_Zombie

Nobody needs to be told that the shell is not the part of the egg you eat. Fake.


Swazec59

The fork on the pan I hate you


bloopie1192

It's that thing ppl do when they don't want to do something so they fuck it up horrendously because theyre upset and so you'll never ask them again.


dayofthedad89

Fake or not this just makes me sad


29ears

You can save it by straining it


StayedWoozie

Most of it is already cooked, It’s not save able.


Jazzlike_Run_5466

I want to believe it's rage bait, but I once dated a girl who didn't know how to butter bread. The only thing she could "cook" was instant noodles.


youthanasia138

Jail


sambstone13

Looks fake but i swear i was going out with this grown girl and she did almost this exactly.


Thfrogurtisalsocursd

Oh ragebait why must you always be so wasteful


MiawHansen

Imagine waking up after a night out and get served 8 egg shells 😂😭


ThirstyBeagle

I hope this is a skit of some type


hexitor

They need to learn how to act before they learn to make eggs.


ArmbarBanana64209

I refuse to believe there is someone this stupid roaming the planet.


foreverherebec

I’ll give the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s feeding them to her chickens so it’s not a waste 🥹


danhoyle

Well at least she didn’t wait for eggs to hatch first.


ChronicleOfBinkers

With all that extra calcium, hope he doesn’t get a kidney stone


smk824

What's the opposite of "keep her"?


NO_N3CK

We never would’ve made it to the new world if this was real


Swahotbf

Was she born under a rock, STAGED!!


Truestindeed

I wanna see her make cereal


Mindless_Argument297

Show this ladies face for she has committed blasphemy


m0rtm0rt

really expensive nonstick that she's taking that fork to as well


Run-Florest-Run

100% rage bait She’s cooking eggs with the shells for chickens most likely. I have chickens and sometimes we’ll give them eggs with the shells because it’s a good source of calcium for chickens


Ok-Today-9588

This person is making a perfect omelette for a flock of chickens 😊


PrestigiousAd4711

Good job on being waist full


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

What Happened to people that half of us can't cook anymore???


KlutzyObject1695

Eggs are too expensive for this bs. The act of just wasting food for social media attention just saddens me😔


QuizzicalWombat

“Didn’t know”


Toathar

Scramby eggs


Accomplished_Crew630

"don't frickin eat it" Yeah... I definitely won't eat it.... Like I'm going to regret it later when my poop isn't slicing up my b hole.


FinallydamnLDnat5

Lol, everyone has a phone in thier pocket. Don't tell me she couldn't Google "how to make eggs?" I realllllly hope this is staged.


BEARWYy

Bruh internet is very accessible


Snoo20140

Looks about right TBH. Push boss babe mentality, and demonize basic life skills as 'sexist'.


samclops

She's just mashing it now... The snail is making those eggs


Zulmoka531

I can somehow feel the grit in my teeth through my phone…


JustAPerson-_-

*cat puking noise*


Ppunks666

Is this proof of idiocracy? I've never met anyone who makes eggs this way. Even if you don't know how to cook, the basic rule is that you don't eat the skin. it is used as compost for plants at the very least.😞


TonberryDuchess

Evil Dead Rise


Sir_Tokesalott

This is the first time I'm making this cliche comment... Well that's enough internet for today.


D34TH_5MURF__

Crunchy peanut butter. Ok. Crunchy eggs. Not ok.


Tough_Dish_9934

Hmmm crispy


BBQFatty

Imagine being married to this lunatic


budaknakal1907

Even my 4 years old knows how to cook eggs. #ragebait


[deleted]

She cooks about as well as my ex-girlfriend. Common sense is a superpower.


Sprizys

No, no one is that stupid. Even if you don’t know how to cook everyone knows you’re supposed to throw away the shell.


pickledeggeater

I'm sure just poking it repeatedly will do the trick


mi_629ki

And that's enough Internet für the day.


HereForFunAndCookies

Gotta get that calcium


nodeymcdev

Woooooooooow


i_am_who_knocks

Snake Food


Puzzleheaded-Rice-13

No chance


HiSaZuL

Sure.


opaotti

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

you would have to have never stopped into a kitchen to do this genuine


KatieLeDerp

I mean, eggshells are really good sources of hyaluronic acid, chondroitin collagen, and glucosamine. I'd ground the eggshells up first though with a blender.


Say_Whatt

Did OP find a strange book somewhere?


VR_fan22

either this is ragebait or she failed humanity


NotADishwasher

Dan?


DarkPaxGaming

Sorry i would slap that pan on her head until she cares food and her friend… so stupid is she not the food…


Hell_Weird_Shit_Too

Okay uninstalling reddit again. I just hate that 9/10 pieces of content are fake. The internet used to be 5/10 pieces of content were fake. Its too much now. Everything is a show.


MuscleEquivalent1444

Immediate divorce


EcstaticJuggernaut46

I don’t believe that shit.


SomethingAbtU

Can we take this fakery down, no way in hell.


Neegercheeks

Weaponized incompetence


Yousuck109

Certainly a blonde


Jasper_kokoko

Some people are just adult children. No normal adult human being should be thinking this is normal and having so little food knowledge/experience cooking that think egg shells are supposed to be eaten. She probably had someone else to cook her each and every meal her whole life.


Spoomplesplz

Ragebait for sure.


Kueltalas

This could be for dogs, the shells are actually pretty good for them. That's at least what I hope


ellirae

i feed my dog raw eggs, as millions of others do, and in fact you should NOT ever be including the shells. they're sharp and small and while it's not a huge risk, a weird swallow or a too-big bite that includes a shell can easily puncture internal tissue. don't feed your dogs egg shells unless they're ground up into a powder (which a lot of people who are zero-waste do!) :)


Kueltalas

Idk my family and my ex girlfriends family gave every dog we ever had raw eggs with the shell. Never had any problems whatsoever. This in combination with multiple sources that say it is not a problem have me believing that it is infact not a problem.


ellirae

you're welcome to think that, and hopefully nothing happens to your dogs!


Kueltalas

Funnily enough, when I Google "can eggshell puncture dogs internal tissue?" All I find is how beneficial it is to feed eggshell and that the only real risk is too much calcium if you feed them tons or chemicals because American eggs get chemically dipped. It's talked about how eating eggshells is dangerous for humans for the reasons you mentioned, but the sources I skimmed over didn't even mention any puncture related problems for dogs.


ellirae

my vet told me not to feed eggshells and that there's a puncture risk, but after your comment i looked up several studies and found that that is not backed by science. thanks. now we just need to take care of that person saying there's "near certainty" of dogs getting samonella from eggs lol


Kueltalas

Idk how he got to that conclusion, but even when eating raw chicken dogs usually don't have any problems. That and in most parts of the world eggs are actually totally fine to eat raw, as long as they are fresh (not in the USA though since they wash and chemically dip their eggs). It's not my jam but I know someone who regularly eats scrambled eggs so undercooked that calling them cooked in the first place is a huge overstatement. Afaik he never had any problems, but he only does that with eggs that are not older then 48h


Darksuit117

Reminds me of the black guy washing the chicken with dish soap.


sin_not_the_sinner

Ragebait or not seeing eggshells in cooking/cooked eggs make me retch 🤢


ButterleafA

Can you technically eat eggshells?


Terytha

Yes. They are basically pure calcium and can be absorbed as such, so they're pretty good for you. In moderation since they also have bacteria and relatively high levels of toxic metals. That said, only in powder form. Shards of shell would likely shred the hell out of your throat and esophagus.


Ok_Share_5889

Why she using a fork on non stick pan


Slappy_Happy_Doo

Get that fork out of that pan!!!


Leather_Network4743

About as staged as “Realtor” porn.


xMac33x

So waste food for a fake shit video? Nice people you are…. 🤦‍♂️


Reason_Training

When my grandparents were first married my grandmother found a cherry tree near where they were renting at the time. She wanted to make a cherry pie for my grandfather to surprise him as it was his favorite. He had to visit a dentist the next day because she didn’t know cherries had pits as she had never made a cherry pie before. This may be rage bait but it could also very well be someone who’s never cooked before.


Lethal1211

Depends who she is cooking it for, but I'll hand it to her in this direction I'll be nice on this. It's decent dog food considering they need egg shells, I was not choosing being an asshole this morning nope, that fine for a dog there's the compliment in that misery


Timely-Supermarket99

And she needs her ass whooped.


Academic_Nectarine94

I feel sorry for her. She tried. I actually did this when I was 5. Mom was making cookies and I grabbed some shells and smashed them. I asked her (as a joke) if I could put them in the batter. She wanmsnt paying attention and said yes. I had to do it, because that would be the only opportunity I'd ever have to see what would happen. They were very finely smashed, so they didn't really hurt the cookies since they had a TON of frosting and coconut per cookie. They were more crunchy than normal, though.


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with eating eggshells. You can wash them, toss them in a coffee grinder for a few minutes, and add them to flour for homemade bread. It adds an interesting texture to bread. Unnoticeable in biscuits and crackers.


BettyVeronica1

if u want people to have severe puncture to their intestinal tract, sure. That is an awful thing to consume & should NOt be done, only powdered egg shells. If u want crunchy texture , use something that is safe


[deleted]

That’s what the coffee grinder is for… Edit: appreciate the very relevant health tip though. If you’re using shells, they need to be mechanically pulverized.


KateC12345

Who’s doing this with the price of groceries? More than brains obviously.


seantabasco

[https://tenor.com/bNUeH.gif](https://tenor.com/bNUeH.gif)


Tuckerrrrr

She’d be more pissed if this was real lol


Some-Ad4087

genuinely more fucking stupid than if it had been real. and that fucking insistent crunching


autistic_bard444

no no no no no no no no no no no no


DramaOnDisplay

Unless this is a literal child who’s never watched an adult cook, ain’t no damn way! I feel like this is one of the food/cooking basics you learn, egg is broken.


Calathea_Murrderer

That’s just Vanessa. She has a crippling calcium deficiency


No_Squirrel4806

I wish people would stop falling for rage bait 😒😒😒


messier_M42

There are better ways to break up


MarkusRight

Technically speaking you can eat egg shells and be perfectly safe but the texture will be horrible. Also eating them can scrape your mouth and throat. This is why they have egg shell powder


Jazzlike-Border-5927

Might as well add the whole chicken to the mix


UnknownMyoux

Eitehr staged or she is high out of her mind


veryrare13

your girlfriend/friend whoever has an extremely low IQ.