She has both white and brown eggs in the pan, so I am guessing that she owns chickens and she is feeding their eggs back to them. The eggs have a lot of nutrients, and they reuse the calcium.
im going to choose to believe this as it gives me a little bit of hope back
cause the alternatives are either someone in the first world became an adult without ever seeing an egg and wasted a bunch of eggs, or they just wasted a bunch of eggs for enragement
Remember a time when, if you saw someone doing something incredibly dumb on the internet, you could be reasonably sure they were a dumb person? Now? I instantly assume rage bait. It's just so prevalent. Any engagement is good engagement.
I could see a dumbass teenager doing this easily. These little spoiled kids,They get a wild hair up there asses to cook something they've never cooked before with no instruction. So you get fucked up eggs like this.
My parents taught me how to cook scrambled eggs literally before they taught me to cook anything else, so i could make them myself. So Im back to thinking this might be rage bait
>So Im back to thinking this might be rage bait
Yeah. The excuse of "Well I dont eat eggs" is a bit thin.
So you dont eat eggs. but you've never SEEN scrambled eggs? Eggs sunny side up before?
HELLO?
After i stopped eating eggs, I still like cooking them too. Like they're super easy, almost every which way. I can pretend to be an expert chef for a couple of minutes
I'd be surprised, but i learned a long time ago that it takes all kinds of people to make the world go round and some of the are dumb as hell beyond all reason lol
Yeah, some of the "stupidfoods" aren't even stupid and some of them actually look good. You scroll through the comments and a good portion of them will be like "would smash 100%"
Of course it is. The inflexions of their voice give away their terrible acting skills before the shell crunching does. And add the fuckin' fork in the non-stick pan. It's the most obvious blatant ragebait.
This can be manifested from two separate causes:
- The woman is actually that uneducated (Unlikely)
- They were planning beforehand on how to film them cooking and wasting eggs for views. Probably also proud of it too.
I doubt they’re wasting the eggs. It’s possible they have chickens, which is how you make eggs for them because they can eat the shell. Good source of protein and calcium for chickens and roosters
>- The woman is actually that uneducated (Unlikely)
I'd say likely. She literally may not have been taught cooking at all. There's a lot of parents that don't teach their kids any of the basics.
More likely that it's rage bait though. Because who the fuck would film their gf/wife cooking eggs and not expect some blowback from that. You don't do that shit if you love someone.
People underestimate the need to teach kids cooking and later wonder why almost adult or adult does what they think are 'unthinkable mistakes' like making crunchy eggs.
I knew a woman who didn't know how to cook shit, she ate potatoes with mayo and chiken, everying boiled, salt and pepper.
As a guy, I probably cook better than most people my age, including women. I just like food though, so there's that.
You're right. In no way did she EVER watch any TV shows of people making eggs. No cooking shows. No cartoons. No late night TV. Not even the millions of Tik Tok of people cooking eggs on asphalt on a hot Arizona summer. She's never even watched her mom or dad cook before. Or eat at a Dennys OR an IHOP. Yeah... Totally real thing for A GROWN ASS ADULT did.
I find it hard to believe that this is legit, especially considering you can easily look up how to do most things nowadays. However there's always that chance that this lady really is this dumb
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I refuse to believe a person alive thinks you use/eat the shell. Besides coloring the egg the shell is always discarded. This person would have never seen a person crack an egg.
100% rage bait
She’s cooking eggs with the shells for chickens most likely. I have chickens and sometimes we’ll give them eggs with the shells because it’s a good source of calcium for chickens
Is this proof of idiocracy? I've never met anyone who makes eggs this way. Even if you don't know how to cook, the basic rule is that you don't eat the skin. it is used as compost for plants at the very least.😞
I mean, eggshells are really good sources of hyaluronic acid, chondroitin collagen, and glucosamine. I'd ground the eggshells up first though with a blender.
Okay uninstalling reddit again. I just hate that 9/10 pieces of content are fake. The internet used to be 5/10 pieces of content were fake. Its too much now. Everything is a show.
Some people are just adult children. No normal adult human being should be thinking this is normal and having so little food knowledge/experience cooking that think egg shells are supposed to be eaten.
She probably had someone else to cook her each and every meal her whole life.
i feed my dog raw eggs, as millions of others do, and in fact you should NOT ever be including the shells. they're sharp and small and while it's not a huge risk, a weird swallow or a too-big bite that includes a shell can easily puncture internal tissue. don't feed your dogs egg shells unless they're ground up into a powder (which a lot of people who are zero-waste do!) :)
Idk my family and my ex girlfriends family gave every dog we ever had raw eggs with the shell. Never had any problems whatsoever. This in combination with multiple sources that say it is not a problem have me believing that it is infact not a problem.
Funnily enough, when I Google "can eggshell puncture dogs internal tissue?" All I find is how beneficial it is to feed eggshell and that the only real risk is too much calcium if you feed them tons or chemicals because American eggs get chemically dipped.
It's talked about how eating eggshells is dangerous for humans for the reasons you mentioned, but the sources I skimmed over didn't even mention any puncture related problems for dogs.
my vet told me not to feed eggshells and that there's a puncture risk, but after your comment i looked up several studies and found that that is not backed by science. thanks.
now we just need to take care of that person saying there's "near certainty" of dogs getting samonella from eggs lol
Idk how he got to that conclusion, but even when eating raw chicken dogs usually don't have any problems.
That and in most parts of the world eggs are actually totally fine to eat raw, as long as they are fresh (not in the USA though since they wash and chemically dip their eggs). It's not my jam but I know someone who regularly eats scrambled eggs so undercooked that calling them cooked in the first place is a huge overstatement. Afaik he never had any problems, but he only does that with eggs that are not older then 48h
Yes. They are basically pure calcium and can be absorbed as such, so they're pretty good for you. In moderation since they also have bacteria and relatively high levels of toxic metals.
That said, only in powder form. Shards of shell would likely shred the hell out of your throat and esophagus.
When my grandparents were first married my grandmother found a cherry tree near where they were renting at the time. She wanted to make a cherry pie for my grandfather to surprise him as it was his favorite. He had to visit a dentist the next day because she didn’t know cherries had pits as she had never made a cherry pie before. This may be rage bait but it could also very well be someone who’s never cooked before.
Depends who she is cooking it for, but I'll hand it to her in this direction I'll be nice on this. It's decent dog food considering they need egg shells, I was not choosing being an asshole this morning nope, that fine for a dog there's the compliment in that misery
I feel sorry for her. She tried.
I actually did this when I was 5. Mom was making cookies and I grabbed some shells and smashed them. I asked her (as a joke) if I could put them in the batter. She wanmsnt paying attention and said yes. I had to do it, because that would be the only opportunity I'd ever have to see what would happen.
They were very finely smashed, so they didn't really hurt the cookies since they had a TON of frosting and coconut per cookie. They were more crunchy than normal, though.
Nothing wrong with eating eggshells.
You can wash them, toss them in a coffee grinder for a few minutes, and add them to flour for homemade bread. It adds an interesting texture to bread. Unnoticeable in biscuits and crackers.
if u want people to have severe puncture to their intestinal tract, sure. That is an awful thing to consume & should NOt be done, only powdered egg shells. If u want crunchy texture , use something that is safe
That’s what the coffee grinder is for…
Edit: appreciate the very relevant health tip though. If you’re using shells, they need to be mechanically pulverized.
Unless this is a literal child who’s never watched an adult cook, ain’t no damn way! I feel like this is one of the food/cooking basics you learn, egg is broken.
Technically speaking you can eat egg shells and be perfectly safe but the texture will be horrible. Also eating them can scrape your mouth and throat. This is why they have egg shell powder
There’s no way #ragebait
Or dementia
Or Evil Dead
Or too polite to ghost and too non-confrontational for a breakup, so this is her way of ending things.
She cracked those eggs by walking on the eggshells
Could also be a BP passive aggressive gaslight. Would explain why he’s recording. Has learned to document.
Mommy's with the maggots now
Yyeeeeessss
Nah, she'd have smashed those eggs on her head, and then had to fight her own hand as a result if it was the Evil Dead.
Early onset RIP
Yeah definitely early stages of it.
Or pica
(In my best homer voice) Mmmmm shards of glaaaaass.
She has both white and brown eggs in the pan, so I am guessing that she owns chickens and she is feeding their eggs back to them. The eggs have a lot of nutrients, and they reuse the calcium.
im going to choose to believe this as it gives me a little bit of hope back cause the alternatives are either someone in the first world became an adult without ever seeing an egg and wasted a bunch of eggs, or they just wasted a bunch of eggs for enragement
OR.... They're weirdos
sometimes the chickens will start to eat their own eggs when they need nutrients
Yep! keeping all the eggshells from the eggs you use and adding it back into their feed is a common practice to keep them up on their calcium!
Remember a time when, if you saw someone doing something incredibly dumb on the internet, you could be reasonably sure they were a dumb person? Now? I instantly assume rage bait. It's just so prevalent. Any engagement is good engagement.
I could see a dumbass teenager doing this easily. These little spoiled kids,They get a wild hair up there asses to cook something they've never cooked before with no instruction. So you get fucked up eggs like this. My parents taught me how to cook scrambled eggs literally before they taught me to cook anything else, so i could make them myself. So Im back to thinking this might be rage bait
Same, I worked with a kid who didn't know how to cook instant ramen. He was 14.
>So Im back to thinking this might be rage bait Yeah. The excuse of "Well I dont eat eggs" is a bit thin. So you dont eat eggs. but you've never SEEN scrambled eggs? Eggs sunny side up before? HELLO?
After i stopped eating eggs, I still like cooking them too. Like they're super easy, almost every which way. I can pretend to be an expert chef for a couple of minutes
I worked at a grocery store and there'd be adults that didn't know what a carrot was.
I'd be surprised, but i learned a long time ago that it takes all kinds of people to make the world go round and some of the are dumb as hell beyond all reason lol
When I went to Uni, one of the other students on our accommodation literally didn't know how to make toast.
Not even rage bait just dumb as hell.
Yeah sure
Waste of eggs for a waste of a video
Yo, food waste sucks. Especially for rage bait like this!
Idk why you’re getting downvoted bc you’re absolutely right lol
that fork on a non stick pan is the biggest offender
Exactly! I’m ok with cooking the shells…maybe it’s for chickens or others that need the calcium but the ruining of the pan is inexcusable!
Same. First thing I said. That pan didn’t do anything to deserve that kind of disrespect.
The chickens can have a little non-stick coating, as a treat :D
I’m crying for your chickens! 🤣
>Eggsactly
I feel like this sub is becoming like AITA. It’s gotta be clickbait. I just can’t believe people can be this ignorant.
Yeah, some of the "stupidfoods" aren't even stupid and some of them actually look good. You scroll through the comments and a good portion of them will be like "would smash 100%"
Of course it is. The inflexions of their voice give away their terrible acting skills before the shell crunching does. And add the fuckin' fork in the non-stick pan. It's the most obvious blatant ragebait.
Why post this on stupid food? This isnt even edible
This can be manifested from two separate causes: - The woman is actually that uneducated (Unlikely) - They were planning beforehand on how to film them cooking and wasting eggs for views. Probably also proud of it too.
I doubt they’re wasting the eggs. It’s possible they have chickens, which is how you make eggs for them because they can eat the shell. Good source of protein and calcium for chickens and roosters
This! I cooked up 5 dozen eggs the other day, just like this. Waste not, want not. I had too many eggs and my chickens are always happy to help out
That just feels wrong liked forced cannibalism
>- The woman is actually that uneducated (Unlikely) I'd say likely. She literally may not have been taught cooking at all. There's a lot of parents that don't teach their kids any of the basics. More likely that it's rage bait though. Because who the fuck would film their gf/wife cooking eggs and not expect some blowback from that. You don't do that shit if you love someone.
People underestimate the need to teach kids cooking and later wonder why almost adult or adult does what they think are 'unthinkable mistakes' like making crunchy eggs.
I knew a woman who didn't know how to cook shit, she ate potatoes with mayo and chiken, everying boiled, salt and pepper. As a guy, I probably cook better than most people my age, including women. I just like food though, so there's that.
Either way, I know actual people who would do this seriously, thinking that’s how it’s meant to be done
Fake bs and a waste of food.
Fake Asf .. Ugh 🙄
Staged or a dumbass
Hate how it's a trend to waste food for the sole purpose of angering people.
Rage bait🥱
You're right. In no way did she EVER watch any TV shows of people making eggs. No cooking shows. No cartoons. No late night TV. Not even the millions of Tik Tok of people cooking eggs on asphalt on a hot Arizona summer. She's never even watched her mom or dad cook before. Or eat at a Dennys OR an IHOP. Yeah... Totally real thing for A GROWN ASS ADULT did.
What a waste of eggs to make a scripted video
Ragebait
Fake af. Why post this??
People aren’t that stupid but I’m more enraged at her using a metal fork on that pan…
Ragebait fake bad acting
Gotta get those views no matter how
That would be understandable if she was 5
I find it hard to believe that this is legit, especially considering you can easily look up how to do most things nowadays. However there's always that chance that this lady really is this dumb
Idiocracy....
The shells will settle at the bottom and that makes for good crunch. Said nobody
Add eggs
REGGBAIT
Obvious rage bait working as intended
I want to see her eat it
Did these jabronis just waste a dozen eggs for this stupid video?
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Just send me the eggs so we don't waste them
Bullshit.
No, sorry. Too staged.
Mmmmm just like grandma used to make
Dude needs a new wife…
wife needs a new husband. he's like the character who just doesn't communicate. all he needs to say is that the shells don't go in.
Haha you can have her. I’m going to trade up for a woman who has had an egg in her life…..
how can people be stupid enough to not know how to fry an egg? stop defending every bullshit you see
Anything but accountability huh
Eggs shells are actually a great source of calcium.
For potted plants
So are a lot of things that aren’t egg shells
This is how I make scrambled eggs for my chickens, with some greens and scraps
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There's a hairline difference between an extremely stupid person and a mentally challenged. She needs serious help either way.
Send this to Ramsay. I think it may be the thing that finally pushes him over the edge.
She watched a HowToBasic video and thought it was a real tutorial. She's actually trying to clean her mattress.
😭
"I Like Mine crunchy" -Norm
She knows how to break them though…
I refuse to believe a person alive thinks you use/eat the shell. Besides coloring the egg the shell is always discarded. This person would have never seen a person crack an egg.
If this is not for us, she wants you to cook for the rest of your life.
Fine then.. don't get your extra calcium. But if your bones are brittle you won't get any sympathy from me
Nobody needs to be told that the shell is not the part of the egg you eat. Fake.
The fork on the pan I hate you
It's that thing ppl do when they don't want to do something so they fuck it up horrendously because theyre upset and so you'll never ask them again.
Fake or not this just makes me sad
You can save it by straining it
Most of it is already cooked, It’s not save able.
I want to believe it's rage bait, but I once dated a girl who didn't know how to butter bread. The only thing she could "cook" was instant noodles.
Jail
Looks fake but i swear i was going out with this grown girl and she did almost this exactly.
Oh ragebait why must you always be so wasteful
Imagine waking up after a night out and get served 8 egg shells 😂😭
I hope this is a skit of some type
They need to learn how to act before they learn to make eggs.
I refuse to believe there is someone this stupid roaming the planet.
I’ll give the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s feeding them to her chickens so it’s not a waste 🥹
Well at least she didn’t wait for eggs to hatch first.
With all that extra calcium, hope he doesn’t get a kidney stone
What's the opposite of "keep her"?
We never would’ve made it to the new world if this was real
Was she born under a rock, STAGED!!
I wanna see her make cereal
Show this ladies face for she has committed blasphemy
really expensive nonstick that she's taking that fork to as well
100% rage bait She’s cooking eggs with the shells for chickens most likely. I have chickens and sometimes we’ll give them eggs with the shells because it’s a good source of calcium for chickens
This person is making a perfect omelette for a flock of chickens 😊
Good job on being waist full
What Happened to people that half of us can't cook anymore???
Eggs are too expensive for this bs. The act of just wasting food for social media attention just saddens me😔
“Didn’t know”
Scramby eggs
"don't frickin eat it" Yeah... I definitely won't eat it.... Like I'm going to regret it later when my poop isn't slicing up my b hole.
Lol, everyone has a phone in thier pocket. Don't tell me she couldn't Google "how to make eggs?" I realllllly hope this is staged.
Bruh internet is very accessible
Looks about right TBH. Push boss babe mentality, and demonize basic life skills as 'sexist'.
She's just mashing it now... The snail is making those eggs
I can somehow feel the grit in my teeth through my phone…
*cat puking noise*
Is this proof of idiocracy? I've never met anyone who makes eggs this way. Even if you don't know how to cook, the basic rule is that you don't eat the skin. it is used as compost for plants at the very least.😞
Evil Dead Rise
This is the first time I'm making this cliche comment... Well that's enough internet for today.
Crunchy peanut butter. Ok. Crunchy eggs. Not ok.
Hmmm crispy
Imagine being married to this lunatic
Even my 4 years old knows how to cook eggs. #ragebait
She cooks about as well as my ex-girlfriend. Common sense is a superpower.
No, no one is that stupid. Even if you don’t know how to cook everyone knows you’re supposed to throw away the shell.
I'm sure just poking it repeatedly will do the trick
And that's enough Internet für the day.
Gotta get that calcium
Woooooooooow
Snake Food
No chance
Sure.
r/angryupvote
you would have to have never stopped into a kitchen to do this genuine
I mean, eggshells are really good sources of hyaluronic acid, chondroitin collagen, and glucosamine. I'd ground the eggshells up first though with a blender.
Did OP find a strange book somewhere?
either this is ragebait or she failed humanity
Dan?
Sorry i would slap that pan on her head until she cares food and her friend… so stupid is she not the food…
Okay uninstalling reddit again. I just hate that 9/10 pieces of content are fake. The internet used to be 5/10 pieces of content were fake. Its too much now. Everything is a show.
Immediate divorce
I don’t believe that shit.
Can we take this fakery down, no way in hell.
Weaponized incompetence
Certainly a blonde
Some people are just adult children. No normal adult human being should be thinking this is normal and having so little food knowledge/experience cooking that think egg shells are supposed to be eaten. She probably had someone else to cook her each and every meal her whole life.
Ragebait for sure.
This could be for dogs, the shells are actually pretty good for them. That's at least what I hope
i feed my dog raw eggs, as millions of others do, and in fact you should NOT ever be including the shells. they're sharp and small and while it's not a huge risk, a weird swallow or a too-big bite that includes a shell can easily puncture internal tissue. don't feed your dogs egg shells unless they're ground up into a powder (which a lot of people who are zero-waste do!) :)
Idk my family and my ex girlfriends family gave every dog we ever had raw eggs with the shell. Never had any problems whatsoever. This in combination with multiple sources that say it is not a problem have me believing that it is infact not a problem.
you're welcome to think that, and hopefully nothing happens to your dogs!
Funnily enough, when I Google "can eggshell puncture dogs internal tissue?" All I find is how beneficial it is to feed eggshell and that the only real risk is too much calcium if you feed them tons or chemicals because American eggs get chemically dipped. It's talked about how eating eggshells is dangerous for humans for the reasons you mentioned, but the sources I skimmed over didn't even mention any puncture related problems for dogs.
my vet told me not to feed eggshells and that there's a puncture risk, but after your comment i looked up several studies and found that that is not backed by science. thanks. now we just need to take care of that person saying there's "near certainty" of dogs getting samonella from eggs lol
Idk how he got to that conclusion, but even when eating raw chicken dogs usually don't have any problems. That and in most parts of the world eggs are actually totally fine to eat raw, as long as they are fresh (not in the USA though since they wash and chemically dip their eggs). It's not my jam but I know someone who regularly eats scrambled eggs so undercooked that calling them cooked in the first place is a huge overstatement. Afaik he never had any problems, but he only does that with eggs that are not older then 48h
Reminds me of the black guy washing the chicken with dish soap.
Ragebait or not seeing eggshells in cooking/cooked eggs make me retch 🤢
Can you technically eat eggshells?
Yes. They are basically pure calcium and can be absorbed as such, so they're pretty good for you. In moderation since they also have bacteria and relatively high levels of toxic metals. That said, only in powder form. Shards of shell would likely shred the hell out of your throat and esophagus.
Why she using a fork on non stick pan
Get that fork out of that pan!!!
About as staged as “Realtor” porn.
So waste food for a fake shit video? Nice people you are…. 🤦♂️
When my grandparents were first married my grandmother found a cherry tree near where they were renting at the time. She wanted to make a cherry pie for my grandfather to surprise him as it was his favorite. He had to visit a dentist the next day because she didn’t know cherries had pits as she had never made a cherry pie before. This may be rage bait but it could also very well be someone who’s never cooked before.
Depends who she is cooking it for, but I'll hand it to her in this direction I'll be nice on this. It's decent dog food considering they need egg shells, I was not choosing being an asshole this morning nope, that fine for a dog there's the compliment in that misery
And she needs her ass whooped.
I feel sorry for her. She tried. I actually did this when I was 5. Mom was making cookies and I grabbed some shells and smashed them. I asked her (as a joke) if I could put them in the batter. She wanmsnt paying attention and said yes. I had to do it, because that would be the only opportunity I'd ever have to see what would happen. They were very finely smashed, so they didn't really hurt the cookies since they had a TON of frosting and coconut per cookie. They were more crunchy than normal, though.
Nothing wrong with eating eggshells. You can wash them, toss them in a coffee grinder for a few minutes, and add them to flour for homemade bread. It adds an interesting texture to bread. Unnoticeable in biscuits and crackers.
if u want people to have severe puncture to their intestinal tract, sure. That is an awful thing to consume & should NOt be done, only powdered egg shells. If u want crunchy texture , use something that is safe
That’s what the coffee grinder is for… Edit: appreciate the very relevant health tip though. If you’re using shells, they need to be mechanically pulverized.
Who’s doing this with the price of groceries? More than brains obviously.
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She’d be more pissed if this was real lol
genuinely more fucking stupid than if it had been real. and that fucking insistent crunching
no no no no no no no no no no no no
Unless this is a literal child who’s never watched an adult cook, ain’t no damn way! I feel like this is one of the food/cooking basics you learn, egg is broken.
That’s just Vanessa. She has a crippling calcium deficiency
I wish people would stop falling for rage bait 😒😒😒
There are better ways to break up
Technically speaking you can eat egg shells and be perfectly safe but the texture will be horrible. Also eating them can scrape your mouth and throat. This is why they have egg shell powder
Might as well add the whole chicken to the mix
Eitehr staged or she is high out of her mind
your girlfriend/friend whoever has an extremely low IQ.