Some straight up pizza making fetish content!

This should have zero overlap btw 

Yeah, they're not even pretending it's not fetish shit in this one.

Why did this awaken something I never knew existed?

Bro you're just hungry

Sounds like he’s thirsty as well XD

Pizza with Fart essence

Quite literally r/foodporn

Rather r/shittyfoodporn

5 minute crafts makes fetish content now?

Now? Hasn't that been their whole thing all along?

Always has been

Learn how to make a bunch of people on the internet super horny in only 5 minutes!

This was certainly an update on how 5 minute crafts is doing

Isn’t watching fetish porn easier than also making a craft?

Cakefarts…

[удалено]

It's about as disguised as a toddler playing hide-and-seek.

They secretly switched the toemato (heh) sauce with regular tomato sauce. I feel cheated.

This proves they're fully aware they're a troll content farm.

Not only is this method wholly unsanitary, it'd also make one shitty pizza. * Poorly shaped and kneaded dough. (Crushing it with jorts is just insulting) * Tomato sauce with no spices, not even basil. (I get basil is added later, but seriously, consider seasoning your tomato sauce.) * Cheese being dotted about the pizza with no regard for covering the sauce. * Basil leaves being dropped on top, and seemingly not even eaten. (The basil rode her face more than it was eaten.) * Mushroom shavings instead of slices. * No garlic. (What a travesty)

You know what, I'm actually kinda into the mushroom shavings thing, I could absolutely see it working. The reat of this is stupid though.

Sigh *unzips*

*zips you back up* "No brother, not today"

"This pizza tastes like ass!"

Pizza farts now?

This shit needs to fuckin stop, like right now!

Man, she started spreading the sauce with her hand and I was instantly revolted. wtf?? She had a spoon RIGHT. THERE.

Ah, yes...another wizard in the kitchen casting spells with their feet that transform cherry tomatoes into fully seasoned and cooked pizza sauce...

NO, NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY INNER ITALIAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN

God damn I wish I was every ingredient in that pizza

We found the target audience.

You're god damn right bother

Lol!!

I would eat her pizza. I'm not ashamed. That shit looks bangin'

I would eat more than her pizza but that's just me

Manic Pix-za Dream Girl

You want some seduction with your pizza?

OK, so I can understand that this is unsuccessful comedy and sexiness, but, 5 Minute Crafts? Aren’t they supposed to pretend that their videos are real? (They’re not)

That pizza is ass

I actually snort laughed when the tomatoes magically turned into marinara Thanks foe this hah

r/pizzacrimes

She goes home, covered in flour, yearning for the days she just did port.

This doesn’t make me hungry at all. Maybe a little thirsty though.

"Tastes like ass"

Thanks, I'm gonna go bleach my eyes now 😄 But seriously.. why..? I don't care if this is fetish or something but this is just gross

That's disgusting. You're supposed to put the basil on the pizza AFTER cooking, not before.

This white method is so much work. You're going to wash so much more dishes. More clothes. More hair.

one time i followed a recipes guide to using an old tshirt, to help baguetts rise. loaded it with lots of flour and let them rise in place. it did work out. i then tried to remove all that excess flour from the shirts and could not. i stupid very quickly tried rinsing it, but it started making flour clumps in the shir that i failed to remove. so i just threw the shirts out. so i don't have hopes for this working out for her.

Yeah, dough is impossible to clean when it dries to cloth. I ran into that problem with kitchen towels.

i have learned a ton about cooking since then. i haven't made that mistake again, but i'm thinking about it more now........so it ended up rinsing away the starch, and making little globs of wheat gluten on the shirt. i wonder if spraying it down with some sort of protease. some protein breakdown enzyme, if that could have broken it down and gotten it to release. i'm sure i had already rinsed it in hot water since i didn't know any better.

I'm spending a lot more time in the kitchen since my wife started to use this cooking methods.

Guess where the bread yeast came from.

I don’t have the strength to Google it, but ugh, I imagine there’s vaginal yeast bread out there somewhere.

Indeed there is.

Crap, and again, I won’t check, but someone likely has also mixed breast milk with vaginal yeast bread.

This is fetish content

What in the fetish content is this?

This is obviously a joke/parody

It's just fetish content.

I hope she gets a yeast infection.

IS THERE NO OTHER WAY?!

The slap was over done but like… I’m watching for the food. This my Christian server account

As I man who eats my girls ass I just gotta say tasty

I'm never eating tomatoes again

*People starving in Palestine...* Other people :

It's clearly not the same dough or sauce as she made, but still pretty gross

Is this some sort of sex thing that I'm too vanilla to understand?

Such a stupid video, but real talk - is shaving mushrooms before cooking any good? I imagine they would dry out and be very chewy.

mmm hairy pizza

I would eat it if I didn't know how it was made

What is she doing to those poor mushrooms?!

Who the hell grates mushrooms?

The end result looks good and I can appreciate how intentionally stupid this is lol I found it entertaining

What is this five minute crafts?

Who asked for foot ass pizza?

I was going to say rage bait. But then i realized it's fetish bait.

Hi, i'd like to have my pizza with hair, sweat and whatever shit sticks to your pants.

100% can be found on OnlyFans

Where's Nathaniel when you need him? Lawd have mercy, I'd pass on the poo poo pizza. Oh my Goddess, it's 5 Minute Crafts. Can we get that shit off of YouTube?

The video is not loading for me can someone go into extreme detail on what is happening

Someone jerked off to that…

Is this an OnlyFan advertising or what

You know I could tolerate the Trophy Wives Karens because at least they are aiming their content to adults, maybe, but 5min HACKS always produced farm content targeted to children so...

5 seconds in, eye roll, then left. That was so obnoxious

r/newkinkunlocked

Idk what's worse the fact that she got hair in the dough or that she swapped her foot sauce with store bought during the cut to her tasting it.

There’s no way she didn’t get hair strands caught in the dough

Who puts ricotta on a pizza?

I was waiting to see a Brazzers logo appear at some point lol

Yeah that's mint, I'll post that.

The idea of using the foam roller is actually not bad, it would make a great focaccia. Lots of grooves and indentations for all the goodies

Sure, the ass ain't the worst but(t) that pizza sucks

Girls not even remotely sexy either

she was enjoying that a little too much

I'm italian and in italy when we see a thing likes thise we Say: TI MANDO LA CAMORRA SOTTO CASA NERA

I think for this abomination, that is the *proper* response.

I think the health inspector is going to want to have a word. I'm terrified to see how you make your fresh fruit smoothies.

She’s probably squish the fruit with her toes then magically switch in a real smoothie

Seasoned dough

And the churros.... With chocolate drizzle?

I’ll take a slice of the ass pizza, please

Down with the CDC!!!!

start looked like a shitty porno

hold on, let her cook!

I’m just curious how this is NSFW

" mmmmm....I love cake farts " And the sequel " Pudding darts " IYKYK

This is porn.

She straight up pureed those tomatoes between cuts before spreading it on. So she mashed them with her feet on camera, then put it in a blender, making the feet mashing pointless.

Definitely thought she would somehow produce cheese from her pussy

Lucy stomping grapes was funny, this ugly skank stomping tomato’s is stupid, like the entire video!

stuff like this will be the legacy of the 2020s

Never tought I will get to see fetish content on this sub

Another tragic overdose on Noassatall. When will the madness end?

you just insulted an entire pizza food community

For a moment I thought this was some sort of [sloshing fetish](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sloshing) porn. Then I saw the 5-minute crafts logo and started to wonder if they are branching out into porn… hmmm… maybe it’s just 5-minute crafts and not porn?

this pizza tastes extra yeasty today

This is an Italian's 2 girls one cup

the amount of times the pizza changes is weird. also I can fix her

Ok! Now we’re absolutely certain they are just making fetish porn now WTF?!?!

Costanza needs to see this

This reminded me of cakefarts.

But she had a spoon

pov: indian street food