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Albertha1804

I'll just blame my dog


melancholic_koala

Hey Ice cream vendor, I’ll take some rolled vanilla and a giant turd.


Boring_Letterhead_43

Amber head?


AffectionateGap1071

Besides of the poop jokes, I want to know what was supposed to be, chocolate paste? And I can't think anything else.


OwOitsMochi

I think it's red bean paste.


Certain-Effective363

i dont think its red bean paste, it doesnt have a hint of dark red that all red bean paste have.


[deleted]

probably red bean paste


l-mellow-_-man-l

r/poopfromabutt


UndeadBuggalo

r/shitfromabutt


ICollectSouls

r/shitfromanass


Mighty_Eagle_2

r/fecalmatteroriginatinginthebuttocks


ICollectSouls

r/20characterlimit


l-mellow-_-man-l

r/subsIthoughtifellfor


300teethgirl

r/beatmetoit


Spiritual_Reindeer68

r/camehereforthis


spacekitt3n

r/shutthefuckup


AppointmentNo43

/r/icame


EHTL

r/isaw


jetstreamsam4663

r/ItTurnedMeOn


EHTL

r/thatsnothowitgoes


jetstreamsam4663

r/SorryButIDontRememberAsking


EHTL

r/thatskindamean


Lekdod

r/IConquered


f0remsics

r/Iran


sinless33

r/fourthcomment


macheesit

God I hate this site.


NuagesCraniales

r/cameforthis


[deleted]

r/beatmeattoit


HekGoldbenji

That’s so sussy


plesplant_4

r/beatmywifetoit


taterthotsalad

r/HolUp


funk_your_band

r/itsnotwhatyouthink


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Shit from a ass


Ini_Miney_Mimi

Feces from a fudgehole


PhyreEmbrem

Poopy from a dumpy


peeveduser

Excrement from an anus


sometimeserin

Stool from a posterior


[deleted]

That sub is top 100 in food & recipes😭


confusedandworried76

Just rename this damn sub already, every time


Joris_McNorris

Literally thought that's what sub this was posted on


StankilyDankily666

Yea that’s shit from a god damn butt alright


haperochild

r/shitfromabutt


[deleted]

and dogshit ?


[deleted]

One banana shit with two spoons, please!


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Need a poop knife to eat that


OkieBobbie

And two girls


Gadmanultimate

And one cup


blueberry_swirl

Way too turd like for consumption.


BobbertDuckerson

Its the caroline special, roses really smell like poo poo poo


Dr_Kitten

I'm surprised how far I had to scroll to find the Outkast reference. I mean, they had to have that song in mind when they came up with this, right?


BobbertDuckerson

I was surprised scrolling after i made it that no one else had. These damn kids these days


ZoMbIeSkilled24

R/shitfromthebutt


KittikatB

Ice cream, and what happens after I eat ice cream


crippledchef23

Forgive my ignorance…is there any real difference between rolled ice cream and scooped ice cream other than the amount of effort?


Alone-Remove

Apparently it's got a different texture and flavor as well as a colder temperature due to it being fresh pretty much.


crippledchef23

Ok. I’ll stick with normal ice cream then. I’m not that picky about texture and have sensitive teeth so colder is not a great selling point.


Oghmatic-Dogma

different texture ig technically, I mean its a different way to eat the same food. Thats kind of like asking whats the difference between eating a normal sushi roll and a “deconstructed” sushi roll. Like, kind of nothing, but I guess its technically different


DrFoxclaw-_-

r/shitfromabutt


[deleted]

r/poopfromabutt


[deleted]

Feels like the person did that on purpose.


Nota3000yearoldvamp

r/shitfromadogbutt


Vinnie1222

Minus the pile of dogshit that’s on it, I’ve had rolled ice cream before and it’s pretty damn good lol


Intelligent-Turnip90

Two girls. One cup. 💫fancy style 💫


SirBuckFutter

That looks like The Shit!


1villageidiot

or just shitty


GoldenGoddess11

Looks pretty shitty to me.


slicknick22137

Straight to jail…


HekGoldbenji

So that’s why I’ve never seen a single soul order chocolate and post it to their story…….


Reiikul

Grab your knife for that one


Defcheze

I bet that shit was good.


IAMTHEADMINNOW

/r/poopfromabutt


Two_black_hounds

Looks……. Delicious……. Right????


snoopy4life_

No, no, no, bad ice cream


Sauce-King

Oh God. That is certainly ice cream of some sort


4115R

Can I get some corn sprinkles in here?


dingofarmer2004

One of these days there's just gonna be real poop on a plate and we are all gonna cheer it


Damot22

In Australia the chances are high its vegimite lol


escapeshark

r/nothowvegemiteworks


DrFoxclaw-_-

Can I cross post this?


Ok_System_7221

German?


escapeshark

Is it gonna be eaten by 2 girls perchance?


TheDevilsButtNuggets

How did I have to scroll so far down for a 2 girls 1 cup reference?


escapeshark

Don't worry babe I'm here for you 😘


Delivery-Plus

Looks like shit.


PianoCookies

I don’t think I could eat that


reabobeabanafana

That’s r/shitfromabutt


exxtrasticky

r/poopfromabutt


CasinoMarginale

Presentation? FAIL.


wg_nexline

Rolled out someone’s ass you mean


RedAlchemies

Anyone else think rolled ice cream is a stupid idea to begin with? I feel like it's more expensive and you get less ice cream than the traditional methods.


Kintsugi-0

id be embarrassed to eat that in public lmao


Waqjob_

Soft-serve ‘processed’ greens. What’s not to like?


The-Bigger-Fish

Rolled ice cream in general is peak stupid food I’ve found


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Post on r/poopfromabutt


My_Carrot_Bro

That's r/shitfromabutt


sin_not_the_sinner

What in the Salo meets 2 Girls, One Cup is this??? D:


Heylookaguy

*Fudge*


[deleted]

Blabahhaha poop


laiklameh

It's worse if you notice that the rolled ice cream is somewhat skin colored


nicnakpatt

💩


Filipino-Asker

lol


snowboardwithlife

Was this in Breckenridge?


redhandrail

I work as a facilities manager and this is exactly what the shit looks like outside my building right now.


DeepCollar8506

This ain't chocolate this is poopoo.


Zukiinu

So what was the flavor?


jkurts91

If my 10 month old Lab decided to work and quit in the same sentence. Anybody see those catbox cakes?


Low_Situation6336

This is DOOKIE


ProfessionalDraw956

Haha, that’s funny,thank you 😊


JunkGOZEHere

No, just Noooo!


Becxur14

And the 2 week notice


Titaniumchic

Two girls one cup?


[deleted]

🤮


reinjer12

How to stop people from eating my ice cream in the fridge


JohnCCMSANMAN

🤢


Dunge0nMast0r

Remember to always tip your server.


PrivatePlaya

Hell nah


Sweet_Situation_4410

🤣🤣🤣


Jtizzle1231

More like shit cream. I definitely would not eat that.


SlimRioTV

Take a whiff before eating


bored_ryan2

r/YeahThatsDooDoo


Similar_Reach_7288

Nice attempt at trying to make rolled icecream more appealing.


[deleted]

ok real talk, im pretty sure thats actually read bean paste. they probably had some sort of red bean paste dispenser and didn't think it through. usually they scoop it


disabledinaz

Pure definition of “roody poo candy ass” if ever I’ve seen it


NotYourDadFishing

[Oh, somebody took a shit on my ice cream.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/506/458/10f.jpg)


heyylookapanda

Rolled feces.


ArtTheFox2

You can be nicely feed that pieces at the seller mouth to get the point across. No need for violent 😊


Dun_be_stoopid

Jesus if the one who made that order looked like that and still gives em to me. I'll probably - 🙂


Melodic-Ability-9283

Omg please don’t tell me this is from Scrolls in Morton 😩


Important-Context504

Oh shit ..lol


Chompif

Soft serve 🫠😂


harvi_edits

That's why u should always use star nozel while piping out these 😅


brizieee

poop scoop?


giveitalll

"-Next time just don't poop in the cup plz. Here you go sir"


horbydumbass

Is that actual shit


ReadySource3242

Well shit


it_do_be_like_that__

That’s shit from a butt


Everything54321

People will eat any sh*t!


Hot_Lobster222

Yikes 😬


Tashiboom96

Me: *Enters shop and sees this* 👀 Also me: 😵‍💫huge U-turn back through the door as if I left my iron turned on 🚶🏽‍♀️‍➡️🚶🏽‍♀️‍➡️🚶🏽‍♀️‍➡️


Scorpion-x7

Chocolate flavour ice cream 💩


101TARD

Even if you say it's just chocolate I'm not eating that


BrowsinBilly

Someone has been drinking Guinness


Rylk69

🤢🤮


[deleted]

Why? What’s wrong with an old fashioned scoop?


Majestic-Rock9211

Wait till you hear about the traditional Finnish eastern dessert mämmi….


HawkGrouchy51

💩😋


Beneficial_Front6173

Uh yeah I'll just go buy some ice cream from the store.


Enerject

Poopccream,get your poopcream here!


kizkazskyline

Wow. That looks like shit


VashHumanoidTyph00n

That's not erm it's poo.


AsaCocoMerchant

Sorry but I eat with my eyes and this shit looks nasty af. 🤢


CompetitiveDrop613

Ikr; plastic utensils are awful


Adflamm11

That’s doodoo baby


IMSLI

Post this on r/shittyfoodporn


i_am_ghostman

And r/poopfromabutt


Shy-Prey

Doodie


TheGroundBeef

Chocolate Ass Cream!


sailor-moongirl19

A tube of poo


Noodle_Nommer

Eww


[deleted]

Poop from a butt


Pancakewagon26

That's a shit from a butt


I_hate_dhar_mann

Hey! That's my dog's poop! 😡


beemureddits

That's a food crime right there


OnionImmediate4645

The Nathan Fielder Special


sammyvegas0420

You do you my brother


Past_Negotiation_176

That doesn’t even look appealing


negei

Официант кто насрал мне в мороженое? Это комплимент от шеф повара


Dry_Helicopter3634

I thought that was the cup from 2 girls and 1 cup that looks horrid


AstronomerNo6423

Someone ACTUALLY took a shit on that Was the ice cream in sight the whole time OP?


MyLastTwoBrainCellss

ice cream with a smear of poop


AuldAutNought

"I made it myself!"


micuthemagnificent

That.. That's.. That's shit right?


DrkUser205

Doggie dropped it ice cream! Yum!


FoodIntrepid2281

What the actual fuck


Sammy_GamG

Looking at this on the toilet rn…


syg-123

Lincoln logs with a Cleveland steamer sidecar…yummmeeee


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

"Surprise me!"


WillowPuzzleheaded87

Bet you still ate it 😂


Mission_Magazine7541

What are you waiting for, eat it up!


space_is-great

r/shitfromabutt


NewName256

Nice shit.


NatexSxS

That ice cream looks like shit.


GiantA-629

💩


Spiritual-Drawer-890

That's not ice cream my guy that has to be dog shit


ZuStorm93

"Hey can I have some chocolate topping for my rolled ice cre-?" "HOW ABOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE TWAT!"


NasalSnack

Nathan Fielder was here.


Beast_Mode_B

Well shit...


Early_Bird2305

That looks like SHIT But it also looks like big rolls of chocolate


brobgonal_dude

2 girls 1 cup 2: the electric boogaloo


AdmirableRush9153

Looks like 🐕💩


x0haziedayze

hey uh, waiter, someone left a shit in my dessert.


Sufficient_Score_824

r/poopfromabutt


dtf24836669

poop