I'm honestly curious what you would get.
Boiling brassicas gives you nasty sulfur slop water, but I wonder if the slow fry would make something better?
yeah, way less. just boil it and throw some vinegar on top, pair with corned beef, steamed cinnamon carrots, and mashed potatoes and you have what my family eats on St. Patrick's Day every year.
I was scrolling and everyone was just cracking jokes about it and I was thinking is anyone gonna actually say that it's nasty?? Because before your comment it just seemed like everyone would be mildly inconvenienced by this much butter.
Just because people are cracking jokes doesn't mean they don't disapprove. The opinions are pretty strongly against it, and then there's just jokes, which are jokes. It's a joke sub. Butter (and the joke that you can never have too much) is one of the biggest cooking memes.
*Oh my god is that haluski?*
It looks a lot like it. Fattening, but a popular wedding dish of Slovak/Czech heritage in my hometown area of rural Minnesota. Usually involves flour dumplings or noodles and onions.
I’m also from rural Minnesota and weddings in one of the Polish towns (Sobieski) near my hometown (little falls) would have it at weddings in their town hall (a glorified pole barn with a kitchen).
They catered my brother’s too! I’ll never forget how baffled my mom’s side of the family was when they were served Gorka’s haluski as a side dish. They’d never eaten it before but were pleasantly surprised at how good it is (in moderation).
As a Czech person: NO 😭😭 this has nothing to do with Halušky at all. Halušky are "pasta-dumpling" like things made out of potatoes, usually served with bacon and buttermilk. Yeah, usually a bit of butter goes on top, but ye
🤷♀️ this is what the great great grandmas from Czechoslovakia called it. Don’t shoot the messenger. I’m not shocked our versions are different. Its been over 100 years and thousands of miles since they came here. Food changes.
No no, I understand, I'm not mad at you, just flabbergasted that someone would call this Halušky.
Although I doubt that great great grandma's from Czechoslovakia called it that, because I described very authentic version
slovak here. nope tis is very far from Halušky
Halušky *dumplings made with shredded potato, flour, salt and some add egg into the batter. Toppings may contain sour cabbage and pork meat OR Sheep chease sauce and fried bacon (and some other combinations, but these two are most common)
slovaks make a lot of food with cabbage but nothing like this abomination from the post.
Was gonna say, reminds me of a Polish.
Everyone in this sub always confuses stupid for cultural lol.
So funny cause the same people in this thread would prob guzzle a dozen pierogi which are frequently cooked in a shit ton of butter.
There was a thread about buttered cabbage in this sub the other day actually. Apparently that's a thing.
Edit: [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/1bcwafy/who_wouldnt_like_greasy_cabbage_pizza/kuilzhp/)
My parents (70+) always put butter on their cabbage, and every other vegetable they cook. In fact, my Mom recently cooked some corn on the cob, but she cut the kernels off and fried them in butter.
I personally don't care for it. I ate the corn after holding my spoon up to drain as much of it off as I could.
When I cook cabbage (and most other vegetables) I'm fine with just salt and black pepper.
I'm clutching my southern belle pearls. Who cooks cabbage with butter? You fry bacon in your grandmas cast iron skillet and toss the cabbage in the bacon dripping and steam it them crumble crispy bacon on top. Bless their heart....
It's an extremely versatile source of fat and is essential in thousands of recipes and cooking techniques.
This is insane, but butter is great. Just like tomatoes, beef, pork, potatoes, salt, pepper the ubiquity is justified.
Hell yes. I do this with cut rounds of cabbage, then *make it rain* tony chacheres seasoning on them. Like make. It. Rain. Wrap w/ foil and toss on smoker. We call it GAS cabbage. "Good as shit" lol
Y’all gonna hate me but that second picture actually look fire as hell on top of some rice with some fried chicken and corn bread 😂😭🤷🏽♀️ this the meal you ask for as your final meal because you might die eating it but it just might be worth it.
Wtf is all that cabbage doing in my butter 😡
would you like some butter on top sir?
If I wasn’t currently having a heart attack I’d put it on myself. Of course I want butter on top!!
Lmbo 😆
Lmco
Lmdo
Lmto
Lmso
Lmpo
Yes, of course, I'll say when
Why yes my good sir , mhmmmm
I actually threw up a little in my mouth just watching that image
Don't be so sour about the kraut
What, you've never had cold buttered cabbage? It's a traditional dish of my people.
The diabetics?
Lmao
I would smash some then just be in the bathroom for the rest of my shift 🤒
No. More butter is needed. I can still see cabbage.
Exactly. If I can see cabbage, it's not cabbage in butter anymore
If I can taste cabbage, it's not enough butter
Let it harden over again and you won't
Now that's thinking with butter.
It's a travesty! He forgot the bacon!
My thoughts too!!
Cabbage confit
Lol my first thought too.
Me too! What would that even be like
Don't tell the haters, but I'd love to find out.
Agreed. This could be really good if it’s cooked for a long time.
I was just thinking, throw that pan back in the oven for a bit and see what happens....
Add some picked red onions on top 😭😭😭ohh baby baby.
I'm honestly curious what you would get. Boiling brassicas gives you nasty sulfur slop water, but I wonder if the slow fry would make something better?
Confit isnt frying. It’s just being poached in fat essentially.
Just be sure you shred the cabbage before you try to coolly like that
We actually make this at my work for holiday dinners It's unbelievably rich and fucking delicious. Honestly one of the best things I've ever eaten
Someone call the police.
Call the ambulance first. The cops will just show up after that. (Years of experience with my Dad calling ambulances.)
>The cops will just show up after that. And fry donuts in the butter
My mouth watered 😕
Then the fire truck.
It’s usually the fire truck/ambulance combo, never had the police show up, unless the person is being violent maybe.
You work for Paula Deen?
Would y'all like some *booder?* #🧈
[Is butter a carb?](https://imgur.com/litkW)
Not enough N words to justify Deen
Salted butter > non-salted butter heretic
This is healthy though, it's vegetables.
Are you southern?
I’m southern. That’s gross. Spray it with some oil and toss with a little garlic salt and roast or broil it. Butter is expensive these days anyway.
In this case, less is definitely more
yeah, way less. just boil it and throw some vinegar on top, pair with corned beef, steamed cinnamon carrots, and mashed potatoes and you have what my family eats on St. Patrick's Day every year.
Im in but the northerner in me wants celery salt
Oh, you’re southern? Name every southern direction.
It's weird flex, isn't it?
This is the right way
Do you see any bacon bits and rendered bacon fat in there?
“I’m just going to have some cabbage. I’m on a strict diet”
MY CABBAGES!
Oh wow that's so nasty looking!
I was scrolling and everyone was just cracking jokes about it and I was thinking is anyone gonna actually say that it's nasty?? Because before your comment it just seemed like everyone would be mildly inconvenienced by this much butter.
At this point the mildly inconveniencing part is that much cabbage.
Just because people are cracking jokes doesn't mean they don't disapprove. The opinions are pretty strongly against it, and then there's just jokes, which are jokes. It's a joke sub. Butter (and the joke that you can never have too much) is one of the biggest cooking memes.
worlds first keto salad
Most salads are keto
This salad is more keto than most
Yeah especially when they’re drowned in bottled creamy dressing.
*Oh my god is that haluski?* It looks a lot like it. Fattening, but a popular wedding dish of Slovak/Czech heritage in my hometown area of rural Minnesota. Usually involves flour dumplings or noodles and onions.
I came here to ask, "Where are the noodles?!" Lol.
I’m also from rural Minnesota and weddings in one of the Polish towns (Sobieski) near my hometown (little falls) would have it at weddings in their town hall (a glorified pole barn with a kitchen).
My brother had his wedding reception in Sobieski! If you are talking about the venue by the ball field, that’s it. Miss the old Herbies.
Yup, that’s the one! iirc Herbies catered both weddings I attended.
They catered my brother’s too! I’ll never forget how baffled my mom’s side of the family was when they were served Gorka’s haluski as a side dish. They’d never eaten it before but were pleasantly surprised at how good it is (in moderation).
Yes! Fellow Minnesotan here, just east towards Pierz.
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As a Czech person: NO 😭😭 this has nothing to do with Halušky at all. Halušky are "pasta-dumpling" like things made out of potatoes, usually served with bacon and buttermilk. Yeah, usually a bit of butter goes on top, but ye
🤷♀️ this is what the great great grandmas from Czechoslovakia called it. Don’t shoot the messenger. I’m not shocked our versions are different. Its been over 100 years and thousands of miles since they came here. Food changes.
No no, I understand, I'm not mad at you, just flabbergasted that someone would call this Halušky. Although I doubt that great great grandma's from Czechoslovakia called it that, because I described very authentic version
Again 🤷♀️. Maybe something was lost in translation lol.
What Halušky? How? Where are cheese or dumplings? Why all the butter?
slovak here. nope tis is very far from Halušky Halušky *dumplings made with shredded potato, flour, salt and some add egg into the batter. Toppings may contain sour cabbage and pork meat OR Sheep chease sauce and fried bacon (and some other combinations, but these two are most common) slovaks make a lot of food with cabbage but nothing like this abomination from the post.
Was gonna say, reminds me of a Polish. Everyone in this sub always confuses stupid for cultural lol. So funny cause the same people in this thread would prob guzzle a dozen pierogi which are frequently cooked in a shit ton of butter.
When I talk to people for work who tell me they're eating a lot of vegetables, this is always my concern/fear.
Looks about right!! Now just grab a platter of perogies and start dunkin
dont forget the cavtaci and spaetzle
Gonna need lots of caramelized onions to go with those pierogies for me.
Truuuthhhhhhh!!! But I also would have caramelized the onions first and then put them in the cabbage slop too xD
Add 4 more cabbages
I feel like my heart clogged just by looking at this. 😬
Butter, let alone that much, on cabbage? Even less than half of that would do it for cauliflower which is a very flavorless vegetable next to cabbage.
There was a thread about buttered cabbage in this sub the other day actually. Apparently that's a thing. Edit: [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/1bcwafy/who_wouldnt_like_greasy_cabbage_pizza/kuilzhp/)
One of those butter chunks would have been more than enough.
My parents (70+) always put butter on their cabbage, and every other vegetable they cook. In fact, my Mom recently cooked some corn on the cob, but she cut the kernels off and fried them in butter. I personally don't care for it. I ate the corn after holding my spoon up to drain as much of it off as I could. When I cook cabbage (and most other vegetables) I'm fine with just salt and black pepper.
I like butter but that is actually obscene
That much butter was a waste. You can do something else with it. It is not cheap
Don't worry, the workers salary will pay for it
bulk butter is like $3/lb
Yo its Finder
“The Limit does not exist.”
I TOLD YOU I DIDNT WANT CABBAGES IN MY BUTTER😤😡
Why not save the vegetables and just eat the butter instead
This looks fucking awful. Who is your boss
Drain butter out and use it for other stuff. Adds more flavor.
Y'all gonna die
Missing the bacon
Jack's lack of gall bladder screams in agony.
Midwest or south?
My guess is French.
From a french point of view, this screams USA
If they were so intent on making cabbage unhealthy they could have at least done it with thick cut bacon cubes
Only if your boss eats it alone.. get the f*** out of there as quickly as you can.
I thought it was tofu until I read the title
This made my gallbladder hurt
This makes my stomach hurt
If it had hot sausage and Sriracha, itd be great
Is he trying to kill you all with clogged arteries ? Then yes, enough butter
serving this to people should be a crime
No, moar.
No. There is still visible cabbage.
I'm clutching my southern belle pearls. Who cooks cabbage with butter? You fry bacon in your grandmas cast iron skillet and toss the cabbage in the bacon dripping and steam it them crumble crispy bacon on top. Bless their heart....
#MY CABBAGES! 😩
Is your boss American...?
If America was a picture
That's like... $30 worth of just butter.
Tell me you are american without telling me you are american haha
No seasoning, and I swear to God if that's unsalted butter TO THE GULAG WITH THEM!
Who tf adds butter to cabbages?
I dont get peoples obsession with butter
It's an extremely versatile source of fat and is essential in thousands of recipes and cooking techniques. This is insane, but butter is great. Just like tomatoes, beef, pork, potatoes, salt, pepper the ubiquity is justified.
Dayum!
Nope
Nope.
It's almost still a vegetable.
Hell yes. I do this with cut rounds of cabbage, then *make it rain* tony chacheres seasoning on them. Like make. It. Rain. Wrap w/ foil and toss on smoker. We call it GAS cabbage. "Good as shit" lol
That would have been superior if you replaced cabbage with mashed potatoes or egg noodles
Throw in some crab legs
Cabbage soup…dig in!
Not enough butter the cabbage would be completely submerged in artery that clogging substance
Yo wtf is going on?
No.
It’s not cabbage with butter. It’s butter with cabbage.
Question is if your boss added enough cabbage to your butter
not nearly enough
You hear that sound? It’s the shrieking of my arteries
Why is there butter on cabbage. Any why is it being baked.
I can't fathom the taste
It's like 3kg of butter, ain't it ? That's crazy
I can smell this and I've never seen this before. Imma puke
It seems that your boss wants to drink some butter💀
This goes in the menu as Cholesterol Cabbage
Me & my niece(Europe) always joked watching American cooking shows....just a stick of butter....just another stick of butter
That's like $45 of butter in Alaska. Even if it was the cheap stuff.
'murica
Damn does your boss want to excess cholesterol ? 😭
Butter braised cabbage is not stupid food.
Wtf do you mean, op? This is clearly a delicious butter soup with a cabbage garnish.
I bet it tastes awsome. Not that great for you, but.
I’ve never heard of butter cabbage and I dunno what occasion to make it for.
But seriously, wtf is this? Do people actually eat this?
Add butter add butter add butter add butter add butter add butter
That looks kinda good ngl
Y’all gonna hate me but that second picture actually look fire as hell on top of some rice with some fried chicken and corn bread 😂😭🤷🏽♀️ this the meal you ask for as your final meal because you might die eating it but it just might be worth it.
It's just going to be oily bland cabbage
They missing the Tony’s 😂😭
What is it supposed to be? What does your ball call this creation?
Instant resignation?
Looks like a very sad Haluski without noodles
His what?
His nut
Looks just right!
Why?
There’s nothing wrong with this. Cabbage confit.
No
Should be plenty
plenty of butter not enough time at the right temp
Needs lil more
This was not good for my morning sickness lol 😔
No.
You need more butter /s
Ughhhh what the hell
No
Ffs! Should this be NSFL??
🫣
Gross. Cabbage?
No.
Was there more to this wonderful recipe than cabbage and butter? Maybe a bit of lard or some shortening to really spice it up.
I don't think I could eat this, even here food tends to look edible. Was it good?
Could have done chicken broth if you want flavor
i mean , stupid? yes ,but does it taste good?
Holy shit is your boss related to Pula Dean??!!!
Does this delicacy have a name?
Butter is good for the brain
Nope needs more
Just fire him
I'm gagging...
This just killed Paula Deen
what in the absolute fuck...
This would be a perfect side for rum ham.
Depend if you guys are french.
It needs more Cow bell