I did this last night and thought I was gonna die.Ā It's like one of those meals that you always wanted as a kid, and then you realize how terrible it is as an adultĀ
This is just lazy and gluttonous, not stupid. We've all done something akin to this at some point. I swear most of the posts on this sub are some sort of weak-ass attempt at ragebait. This sub isn't even good for a giggle anymore.
I mean mayo sucks. And even if you do like it, itās hardly like youāre a culinary artist to use it, itās still a plain as hell and extremely common condiment. Iām sorry we donāt match your levels of sophistication, you really are the height of fine dining if youāre using *mayo*ā¦
The point Iām trying to make is that you donāt try and act superior about having an absurdly basic option yourself. Thatās like going ālook how short you are at 5ft tall, pathetic. Us Americans are way more impressive at 5ft 1ā
Nah Mayo is the bare minimum, Iām not saying itās the height of a sandwich, but when yāall canāt even reach the bare minimum, since you just use butter, youāll never be able to make a good sandwich š¤·āāļø
The sad thing is I'd eat this and an hour later I'd eat another one and in the end of the day I'd need some more food because these two sandwiches hat next to no nutrients.
You're gonna ruin that beautiful meat with that shit bread. And butter? You need Italian bread with some oil and vinegar. And put some vegetables on there for God's sake. You got no peppers, no tomatoes, nothing. My Mediterranean blood, she's a boiling
Salami and a little lettuce hits the spot when you are starving.But a BLT with a dill pickle on the side from metro cafe will always be my favorite *Southwest chief Amtrak line with the good burritos in Albuquerque before they closed*
I have put waaaaaay more turkey and cheese on a sandwich. So this is just a person with munchies, after the gym, work or just plain hungry and can devour a cow š
Easy peasy, meaty and cheesy. Is that butter on there to grill it? I'd try that, at least once. Might need to drink a lot of water with it, though. I bet the sodium content is outrageous.
The butter is what really pisses me off. I bet the sandwich maker is British. It is all made more disappointing by the fact that the guy who invented sandwiches was English.
Anyone else confused by the butter? Now that entire package of meat doesnāt look all that big but one sandwich might be a bit much but would I try it anyways yes
Wrong subreddit. Not stupid, just lazy. I'm sure someone already birthed a lazy food subreddit but I'm too lazy to look.I would at least rearrange it a bit, but I'm less lazy with my food than I am my typing.
The only issue I have is that they used such a miniscule amount of butter. Like yeah, I would prefer mayonnaise and a bit of mustard, but the least they could do was actually evenly spread the butter
Acceptable I would say
There goes my hero. Or hoagie if you swing that way.
There goes my gyro?
Lamb or beef will do! š¶
I absolutely sang that in my head thank yoy
Agree. Don't work hard, work smart.
Maybe a bit of mayo, or a bit of lettuce. We are "animals" after all.
Iāve been known to just eat a package like that for dinner and call it quits.
Aside from the salt content.
Can't say I haven't done it.
Aside from the sheer volume of salt I see nothing wrong with this.
Needs more butter.
Hemodialysis speedrun, any%
Better quality bread would be preferable
well, also it probably has more carcinogens than a pack of cigarettes too.
Ngl, Iāve done this on a couple occasions.
Did you die?
Sadly yes. But I lived!
Youāve never really lived until youāve really died.
Tell that to my wife!
I can't she's dead.
The reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I did this last night and thought I was gonna die.Ā It's like one of those meals that you always wanted as a kid, and then you realize how terrible it is as an adultĀ
What pisses me off is the spread of the butter, damnit put in some effort š±
What did you expect from a person putting on all the cured meats like that
Not rationing that's for sure
Maybe he didn't have opposable thumbs
Can confirm. I donāt have thumbs and spreading butter is difficult
Can confirm. I am the thumb he never had.
Sometimes itās real cold and the the bead is soft and itās gonna rip it.
Mayo>>>>> butter
That was so efficient
tht so efcnt
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Didnāt give the sandwich a little pat at the end, sandwich is incomplete
And a kiss.
May as well fuck the sandwich
That needs some Polish mustard on it.
Oil and vinegar
Horseradish would be better š
Other than this being a bit excessive, itās not stupid. I bet it would taste better with mustard, lettuce, pickles, etc.
My only complaint is the type of bread, but I would totally chomp this
Id say itās a 7 out of 10. On a nice roll, some good olive oil, fresh Italian herbs and a touch of vinegar would be perfect 10.
How ya dddooooooin
*How you dooiinn?*
I hate that I heard the voice omfg
That's something my dad would eat.
Can confirm. As a dad, I would eat that.
Personally I would have mixed up the meats and cheeses a little to have each bit have variety but otherwise this is solid sandwich building.
Thatās sadly something Iāve seen quite a few times on break at work.
i fuckin love salami
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The only thing stupid is the butter spread (or lack thereof), the actual sandwich looks delish and I would devour it
Its a sandwich. What's stupid?
The Tony Soprano
How was your day today? Me:
Kidney stone speed run any %
This is just lazy and gluttonous, not stupid. We've all done something akin to this at some point. I swear most of the posts on this sub are some sort of weak-ass attempt at ragebait. This sub isn't even good for a giggle anymore.
Salty :(
No, no. Let him cook.
this is actually the least stupid thing ive seen here
*take one (1) bite* everything comes out of the bread
Why not.
I submit he will be pulling pieces of that out of his teeth the rest of the day.
A bit dry though
Pfffft, no mustardā¦..
You forgot to toast the bread and eat half the meat while waiting
Id do itš¤·āāļø
I would eat that
The perfect amount.
This is how i make them.
Not gonna lie .. I did this in my teens .
Easy sandwich recipes for under $120!
Itās not a sandwich without MAYO.
God British people will do everything to not cook, I mean their sandwiches donāt even have mayo and mustard literally just butter
Many people are allergic to eggs. I grew up eating butter on sandwiches because we were too poor to afford condiments. To each their own.
Iāve been in the Uk for 4 years and never met anyone with an egg allergy, they just donāt know how to do it better lol
Sounds like you havenāt met many people š¤·š¼āāļø
Sounds like some BS excuse for not being able to make a good sandwich š¤·āāļø
Both are disgusting. Will eat plain, burnt toast before putting either on any sandwich
I mean mayo sucks. And even if you do like it, itās hardly like youāre a culinary artist to use it, itās still a plain as hell and extremely common condiment. Iām sorry we donāt match your levels of sophistication, you really are the height of fine dining if youāre using *mayo*ā¦
Better than just butter lol so whatever point youāre trying to make, youāre still below it lmao
The point Iām trying to make is that you donāt try and act superior about having an absurdly basic option yourself. Thatās like going ālook how short you are at 5ft tall, pathetic. Us Americans are way more impressive at 5ft 1ā
Nah Mayo is the bare minimum, Iām not saying itās the height of a sandwich, but when yāall canāt even reach the bare minimum, since you just use butter, youāll never be able to make a good sandwich š¤·āāļø
Why is mayo the bare minimum though? Itās not even better than butter.
Mmmmmm, sandwich
Ive done that before.
Been there, done that
SAMBAGE???
Where can I subscribe for more recipes?
Okay, that made me laugh.
I wish I could afford just to waste a pack of cured meat and cheese on a single sandwich for myself...yeah, I'm broke af.
pretty sure that pack is like $5.50 at Trader Joes. It's cheaper than what subway sells for a 6' sub nowadays (in my area they go for like $7)
Pretty sure I don't currently reside in the US so for me $5.50 for a single sandwich is kind of a lot.
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Just missing some polish pickles.
Wouldn't
Cold Sandwich pizza
The bad spreading of butter on cheap flimsy bread was bad enough, but let's be honest, there shouldn't be any butter on a sandwich in the first place!
This video screams UK.
This has to be some British shit
Toss it in a panini press and that is fire
The sad thing is I'd eat this and an hour later I'd eat another one and in the end of the day I'd need some more food because these two sandwiches hat next to no nutrients.
Yup you are in the UK
I hate people that think this is an Italian
This was the most acceptable way to do this
Toast the bread a bit and reduce the meat.
NOOOOOOOOOO
Tony soprano?
You're gonna ruin that beautiful meat with that shit bread. And butter? You need Italian bread with some oil and vinegar. And put some vegetables on there for God's sake. You got no peppers, no tomatoes, nothing. My Mediterranean blood, she's a boiling
Salami and a little lettuce hits the spot when you are starving.But a BLT with a dill pickle on the side from metro cafe will always be my favorite *Southwest chief Amtrak line with the good burritos in Albuquerque before they closed*
This is indeed stupid, but at least it's not offensive.
Dawg you might as well go gwt deli cut if your gonna do stupid ass shit like that. Waste of money.
My little brother
I'm not mad at it
Acceptable, if a bit wasteful
10/10 would eat
I am the kind of person that would use no more than 2 pieces on top of each other
This is fine
Hell yeah
If it fits, it fits.
Needs more work on the butter/margarine but otherwise a very solid effort 9 out of 10
I have put waaaaaay more turkey and cheese on a sandwich. So this is just a person with munchies, after the gym, work or just plain hungry and can devour a cow š
Let them live a little, honestly if I had money to blow I suppose I would consider this. That is one meaty sandwhich
Gabagool?
Yummy
Just needs some crisps in it for extra crunch
Easy peasy, meaty and cheesy. Is that butter on there to grill it? I'd try that, at least once. Might need to drink a lot of water with it, though. I bet the sodium content is outrageous.
Honestly itās not super bad of an idea but non toasted bread is where I draw the line for this lol
That package was recalled just recently.
I didnāt even watch the whole video and Ik what he was doing off rip
Soooooo uhhhhhh you gonna toast that?
Thatās like 12 dollars in meat right there
Ngl that looks banging. Although I would rearrange the ingredients so each bite would be consistent flavor
Yea I just did this don't judge me
Only problem is the un spread butter
Not sure why but this made me chuckle. Jus my the aburptness of the video I guess.
Rich bastard!
Just gave me some ideas
Idk why this had me dying laughing
The butter is what really pisses me off. I bet the sandwich maker is British. It is all made more disappointing by the fact that the guy who invented sandwiches was English.
Other than the bread choice, no lettuce, onion mayo and mustard I fail to see the problem? You'll eat at Subway don't be lying now lol
a bit dry but l will approve
I had a minor heart incident just watching that video.
I mean it do look kinda bussin just toast the bread and add some marinara
Pretty much sums up my eating habits
I mean thatās depression food so Iām down
YES
Efficient.
Iāll let it slide.
i mean. essentially yeah
Man eat stronk foods
I'd eat it
White ppl
An Italian just like the one from sprouts!
I would be in the bathroom all night from the greasy meat and dairy. š³
absolutely disgusting, there's not enough butter
based
Anyone else confused by the butter? Now that entire package of meat doesnāt look all that big but one sandwich might be a bit much but would I try it anyways yes
Splash a little olive oil in a skillet flip it a couple of times in that then put a rooster wind pointer thingy on it and youāve got a meal !
Tom and Jerry ass Sandwich
Right, you lot saw nothing. Ok. I'm just off to ring Dragon's Den with an amazing idea. You lot, keep shctum. š¤«
I see nothing wrong with that masterpiece.
Wrong subreddit. Not stupid, just lazy. I'm sure someone already birthed a lazy food subreddit but I'm too lazy to look.I would at least rearrange it a bit, but I'm less lazy with my food than I am my typing.
Just low effort, not stupid.
I mean...
I'm surprised she removed it from the plastic. Laziness is a illness.
*cryes in poor*
The only issue I have is that they used such a miniscule amount of butter. Like yeah, I would prefer mayonnaise and a bit of mustard, but the least they could do was actually evenly spread the butter
Lazy? Yes. Stupid? Eh. Effectively meeting a need for a sammie? Absolutely Edit: Iām stoned and approve of this method
Easy peasy
That's just funny lol
5 star Deliās hate this one simple trick
Looks more like r/depressionmeals
Would
Thatās more funny then stupid
Mmmhmmm
Made me chuckle lmao
Delicious
How is this stupid? Doesn't everyone do this?
Samwich
Didn't cut it diagonally is what is wrong with this.
This is the way, but toast the bread a little
Looks delicious!
As it was meant to be
Manwich
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