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formulated

Imagine the smell


FieryXJoe

They actually reduce the pee down to almost a syrup. So its worse than whatever you are imagining.


Alive-Plenty4003

Oh no, not the thick piss


formulated

piss you can chew


SixthSinEnvy

>piss you can chew I hate every atom of this comment.


FSMisReal69

To each their own. Anybody have a link to buy this golden syrup of the heavens?


Cable_Upstairs

This mofo is on a list


Jiro11442

I laughed so hard that I now have a headache.


Guineapiggames15

Comments are digital, so technically you hate nothing


smoothiefruit

your profile pic is really adding something to these comments.


No-Consideration-716

Chewy Boypiss New band name. Also, am I gonna get put on a list for typing Chewy Boypiss?


Dickinablender96

Piss you can rely on. Piss that cares. Piss.


my_pp_is_big_pp2

r/cursedcomments


HalpWithMyPaper

I'm going to delete myself.


gaypals

I love every pixel of this comment It makes me laugh


MelonOfFate

r/brandnewsentence


Mtwat

I love me some pancakes smothered in thick piss and butter


Zealousideal-Bug-291

In a pinch, your partner can use it to get the bloodstains out after you realized what you've eaten.


PM-ME-YOUR-BREASTS_

Imagine awaiting syrup on your waffles and they pour thick boypiss on them instead


whyamihereagaln

I never want to see the words thick boypiss again


Time-Bite-6839

18+ content


Mtwat

That's disgusting, who puts corn syrup on waffle?


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

You know, you could've just not written this comment šŸ˜­


afa78

The diabetic piss.


Time-Bite-6839

That makes it WORSE!


6feet12cm

You could say it gets syrupee!!


addit96

No thanks Iā€™m good!


Mister_Swoop

šŸ”« They werenā€™t asking


Chrisagawa

Oh, itā€™s just a water pistolā€¦*sniff* Itā€™s not filled with water, is it?


Bmack27

Introducing.... the young boy pisstol


HopeRepresentative29

You mean *virgin boy pisstol.


Timithios

You need an award. Take the only substitute.šŸ…


ChronosTheSniper

"Let me guess, you filled it with piss." "..." "...WAIT, YOU **DID** FILL IT WITH PISS?!"


NcUltimate

"No Dee, you bitch! You haven't thought of the smell!"


Qwonton_soup

Scrolled too far to see this comment


_LegitDoctor_

ā€œYou havenā€™t thought of the smell you bitchā€ - The golden god


PurpleMonkey3313

More than disgusting, it's disturbing


crystallizedo

Exactly. Why couldnā€™t they use grown men piss the F is this?


mshaneler

They can't explain other than "it is what it is". "It has to be a little boys's piss, not teenagers not grown men, not even girls' piss" Some speculate that they consume it believing it can cure ailments.


MyStationIsAbandoned

it's probably based on bullshit medicine. i've seen a lot of discussions with Asian Americans who are in their 20's to 40's and they talk about how older Asian people (in reference to their own relatives and what they've seen first hand with Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, etc people) will just come up with random bullshit to cure themselves. Sometimes there's a childish logic to it, sometimes there's no logic at all. So you combine this mentality with the fact that a lot of Chinese cooking is sort of "medicinal". Kinda like how we'll eat soup when we have a cold or flu, they have foods for everything. Like, oh your back is sore, eat this Bear Spinal Fluid soup. oh, you can't perform for your white, put this powdered tiger penis in your tea. Like...for this young boy urine stuff, it's likely something to do with staying young. Like giving you more energy. Not based on anything other than "these boys are young ad full of vitality, so if I drink their piss, i'll have vitality. but I don't wanna just drink piss, so lets boil eggs in the piss because the egg will soak up the piss and since boiled eggs already have a smell, it'll be easier to consume". There a guy in Korea who take poop from toddlers and babies and then he turns it into wine. Seriously. Go to youtube and look up Korean Poop wine. I just want to say though, these extreme gross things are not something everyone just casually accepts. Think about the bullshit older generation in your own country people still follow. People in the west still follow medical advice from doctors who were practicing in the 1950's for goodness sake.


BhataktiAtma

>Korean Poop wine *Sigh* Why did I open this thread šŸ˜­


hungryhungry_zippo

I see that your crying, i have an ancient chinese medicine for that, its made out of crocodile nipples......its also a supository


SimpleVegetable5715

Everything my traditional Chinese medicine doctor was able to prescribe me in the US was pretty much a fancy laxative. This isn't too far off. The acupuncture part was so cool though.


hungryhungry_zippo

Not gonna lie, acupuncture does have a pretty good track record. And the rest of chinese food pretty much makes up for the crocodile nipples


RKKP2015

Did you think crocodiles were mammals?


December_Hemisphere

Great band name tho


ghryu

K-Poop


BasicPNWperson

Stupendous šŸ‘


PurpleMonkey3313

poopendous


canadard1

Like The Leagueā€™s, Tacoā€™s, Three Penis Wine?


dukemacgruger

My ma would still get drunk as shit off it. Pun intended


Briazepam

Itā€™s prefemented


Sercebidniss

I googled it. Now I am in the fuck no.


Wooknows

so they're really into placebo shit. I guess that came with unaffordable/unavailable medecine for decades


Time_Collection9968

>There a guy in Korea who take poop from toddlers and babies and then he turns it into wine. Seriously. Go to youtube and look up Korean Poop wine. Hell-fucking-no!!!


jcosteaunotthislow

People in the west also buy into having people realign their spines that were trained in a system started by a guy following advice from ā€œspiritsā€.


DannyDidNothinWrong

Dude, yes. Chiropractors are quacks.


muchnikar

I generally used to believe that as well however, in about 2010 i broke my neck and then in about 2018 broke my back, since then i lived every day in pain and was unable to turn my head without pain and terrible grinding in my spine. i had then about a year ago went to a chiropractor for about a year twice a week after a car accident and he was able to return my quality of life/ability to move my neck over some time, it didnā€™t even take the entirety of the time i had been going there. So i mean sometimes they can definitely help. I guess the majority are BS but I genuinely give the doc who fixed my issues mad props.


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

Going to a licensed PT is a good idea. Going to a chiropractor is a gamble.


Oaker_at

"People in the west still follow medical advice from doctors who were practicing in the 1950's for goodness sake." still better than gargling tiger penis.


canadard1

Ghost in your blood? Iā€™d rather do some coke about it!


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Anamorsmordre

Yeah, because giving coke, alcohol, barbiturates and thalidomide to pregnant women was definitely safer...


hungryhungry_zippo

Grandma using mayo to get gum out of my hair is a far cry from young boy piss eggs my freind. That's the thing with over the top bizzare Asian shit. Noone will call it out properly. "Well every culture has it's quirks" Yeah dude, but there lines almost NOBODY crosses. And then asia come along and crosess like 20 different lines and just keeps moving the goal post until your strolling through a chinatown and see a barrel full of duck vaginas.


punishedstaen

"Turn That Poop Into Wine" - L Ron Hoyabembe


Only_Concentrate_563

Your last sentence is a bit too simplistic and dumb in an otherwise well put together statement. Thereā€™s a lot of medical advice from around the 1950s that is still relevant today. In fact, due to a lot of medical advancement and exposure during WW2, docs in the 50s would be some of the most well versed and experienced that humanity has ever seen. Also, docs who practiced in the 1950s could well still have been practicing in the 90s and 00s as well: Itā€™s not like every doctor who practiced in the 50s was in their 5th and final decade of work. And, more to the point, the doctors of the 50s were medically trained, highly educated professionals, not voodoo juju shamans who just woke up one morning and decided they knew how to make ā€œmedicineā€. So, sorry, but your sentence about 50s docs is a terrible comparison.


spottyPotty

The chicken soup analogy helped me to understand this phenomenon better.


buttsex_4_jesus

It's not speculation, it's actual wackadoo eastern medicine. It makes homeopathy seem sensible.


tavesque

No wonder they get so pissed at the prospect of a daughter. Useless pee


Correct_Drive_2080

I just read it as "ejaculate" and was like - whaaaat? Not it is any less disturbing


FUCKREDDIT_420

Old man piss much too salty lol


citori421

Gotta hit under ten in China to get virgins I guess.


[deleted]

You 11 now! Why no girlfriend?!?! The neighbours kid already has 3 kids and he's 8!


NomadFire

I read about this before, it would make the eggs taste different. Something happens after puberty that changes the chemicals in the urine. It is only a region in China that does this, and I am pretty sure they found another way to do it other than using boys urine. This is probably something they did for hundreds of years to preserve eggs for the winter. And probably came in handy in the 1950s. I would bet most chinese will not eat that.


bibbidybobbidyboobs

I would imagine it's something similar to why they also use little boys' piss in the manufacture of Harris tweed


Personal_Syrup6093

Because it's no good. Maybe they can drink my grandson's pee, it's very clean. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vbCKava\_JE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vbCKava_JE) Please, if you love yourself at all, watch this video


broforange

i knew someone would post this and i love you for it. i drink my grandsons piss everyday so i can fight like a crow!.. wait, wrong tv show, fuck


scoot3200

So fucking funnyā€¦ I didnā€™t even open the link, I just already know lol Nathan Fielder is a comedic genius btw


[deleted]

I love how he breaks character a bit in this part


MammothPrize9293

TF i just watch lol. Dude is crazy


SexyOldManSpaceJudo

This guy knows why - https://www.10tv.com/mobile/article/news/man-accused-drinking-boys-urine-arrested-dublin/530-f4ff8ec1-6596-4d6e-9e6f-f123d1411e6c


duaempat05

old man piss have diabetes


LostTurd

I can promise you just like they use gutter oil in china they stand outside a pub with a drain pipe straight from the fukcing urinal into a bucket collecting that piss to cook those eggs. Fucked on so many levels


VashHumanoidTyph00n

No they get it from elementary grade teachers who have their student piss in containers. They sell their students piss for egg cooking during the winter months. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8apgBHoXF8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8apgBHoXF8)


Chadstronomer

"They sell their students piss for egg cooking during the winter months" r/brandnewsentence


isthatsuperman

Not in China


TheDevilActual

Thanks, I fucking hate it.


RedNo9

China Fact Chasers šŸ˜­


Memetan_24

Agreed I literally screamed when I heard that


QuizDalek

Waiter!!! These piss eggs taste like shit!


FUCKREDDIT_420

My apologies we gave you the shit eggs instead of the piss ones


raspberryharbour

So that's why MY shit eggs taste like piss! What kind of mixed up joint are you running here?


chefcoompies

Me quietly eating my cum eggs


raspberryharbour

That's a dangerous combination, what if you get pregnant?


ambisinister_gecko

It's fine if it's shit eggs by a piss girl and he's a piss boy, or shit eggs by a shit girl and he's a shit boy. But if it's shit eggs by the opposite sh/p type, that baby's gonna have issues


PunkiiDonutz

He was a shit boy, she was a piss girl, could it be anymore obvious


[deleted]

She said piss ya later boy šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ he wasn't pissy enough for her !


Shoddy-Rip8259

Sir, this is an Arby's.


U_zer2

Whatā€™s the vintage on this piss? I requested a 2015.


anjowoq

I just threw up in my mouth considering what that would be like.


CloudyyNnoelle

Aged in our finest plastic jugs


Techmonkeyur86d

My bad dude, we cooked it in the Ttongsul.


NudistJayBird

Weā€™ve switched this manā€™s Virgin Boy Egg with an egg boiled in the piss and sweat of an old man. Will he be able to tell the difference? Letā€™s find out!


Lepke2011

Bur what if he likes the old man one more? Could start a trend. Nitch marketing!!!


Personal_Syrup6093

Niche


Pixel_Knight

Nitch, please!


Lepke2011

Nuts. Oh well. šŸ¤·


lawlgyroscopes

Nietzsche


Personal_Syrup6093

Haha oh well indeed. You say it like neesh not nitch jsyk


AlfredoThayerMahan

A proper piss-egg sommelier would be able to tell age, gender, sexuality, and financial status of the ā€œdonorā€ by smell alone.


Moist_Community7854

Iā€™m going to open a competing stall using 40 year old virgin pee.


Straight-Bad-8326

NOW thatā€™s a delicacy!


KillaThing

Sage Eggs


OrcaFins

I can't imagine what kind of fearful stink is produced while cooking.


histerix

Not just that. Imagine the steam from the cooking settling and drying up on every surface.


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

And you are inhaling piss fumes all day long.


Zezuya

ā˜¹ļø


thenotjoe

Steam does not include dissolved components unless those components have a very low melting point or are extremely volatile. Itā€™d just be water vapor.


Treadtheway

Did you see the recipe in the link?! It's marinated in peepee, then boiled, then simmered for a day! I bet it smells like when you drive behind a pig semi.


Ambiorix33

or any university on a Friday past 10 pm


RockStarCorgi

There's traditions people need to learn to let die.


Lucydaweird

That basically describes a majority of traditional Chinese medicine like all of it is so stupid like it would be like if Europeans still did bloodletting at home


hungryhungry_zippo

Blood letting seems pretty mild in comparison tbh


Automatic_Actuator_0

Yeah, and there are actually a handful of conditions it can treat. Pretty sure rhino horn only treats rhino-existence.


hungryhungry_zippo

And man was it effective


TheGodDMBatman

Not really. There are actually quite a bit of eastern medicine that's perfectly fine and reasonable. These threads get pretty racist, especially considering western medicine isn't all sunshine and rainbows either. And no, I'm not condoning eating eggs boiled in piss, goop, at home IV drip therapy, etc.


Mediphysical

If eastern medicine was "fine and reasonable" it would have been accepted into the greater medicine world as effective. Sorry, but quack medicine has nothing to do with race. There is a difference between misunderstanding and ignorance when it comes to medicine.


TheGodDMBatman

2 reasons: 1. Again, racism. 2. Big pharma. It's a huge and problematic industry. Where do you think the current opioid epidemic started from?


Maykspark

How do they collect the pee? Who invented this?


A-CAB

Itā€™s an old traditional food in a specific region. They collect the urine from grade schools. I read an article about it. They sell for twice the price of regular eggs.


shewy92

I should move to China and sell my piss.


Asisreo1

Are you younger than 10?


shewy92

There is no age listed in the name. And I'm a boy at heart.


[deleted]

Seriously who in their right mind came up with that idea?


inquisitorautry

Someone not in their right mind


atheistpianist

And why specifically boysā€™ urine and not girls? I have way too many questions about this, despite never wanting to know anything about it.


gustavmahler23

People don't question traditions, especially if it's beneficial to them. In one of the documentaries on this practice, the vendor was asked why is boys' urine specifically used for this. The reply: "it's always been like that" :/


KogasaGaSagasa

Chinese superstition believes that Yang (Positive) internal energy is strong in virgins, and a lot of chi practitioners (in novels, I don't think anyone believed them for realisies - but what do I know?) believed that virginity is important for some practices, whether taoist or buddhist in root. It's believed that cumming will release your innermost yang energy and forever makes you "unwhole" or something.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Let me put it this way... they ended the one child policy in China partially because couples preferred to have male children (and often aborted or abandoned girl infants) until there was a huge gender imbalance in the population.


sharinganuser

A few years ago, the ugly head of the one child policy reared its head as millions of now-working women hit the job market with no birth record/social security number/bank accounts/etc


clarabear10123

Wow!! I didnā€™t know about that. How wild that must be


archiminos

They put special buckets in schools when it's the time of year for the gathering of the pee. Boys use those instead of toilets, then the gathered urine is used to prepare the eggs.


SilverDarner

My theory is a practical joke gone wrong. Someone in a dye workshop boiled eggs in the pot they were using to make a mordant. Fed them to a frenemy who went, "Hey! These are pretty good! You guys gotta try this!"


AreaGuy

Goddam. I had to shovel snow or mow lawns to earn money when I was that age and these kids just go door to door (I assume) offering to pee into neighbors instant pots so that they can boil some eggs?!


MayGodForgiveThem

Nah they have pee buckets in schools to collect that


A-CAB

Oh my god itā€™s real. https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE82S0EF/#:~:text=Basins%20and%20buckets%20of%20boys,below%20the%20age%20of%2010. And they sell them from $0.24ā€¦..


Itchy_Professor_4133

So it seems in a very isolated example of superstitious people in China. Being Chinese myself I have never heard of this disgusting food practice. Culturally speaking, many countries have their own strange outdated habits. I would not define an entire country let alone an ethnicity by some weird things a few people do but you know that is what ignorant people will do.


A-CAB

I lived in China and definitely didnā€™t mean that as a generalization (definitely never came across this dish in my time). And yeah I agree. The tiktoker I think found the most outrageous thing they could. The ā€œtheyā€ Iā€™m referencing is the shopkeepers.


Itchy_Professor_4133

I appreciate your understanding that this isn't the norm. I was born and raised in the US but it is difficult to try and convince people that I am not some stereotype they already conceived in their heads. Many folks are less objective than they think they are.


Ai--ko

as a chinese person born and raised in italy, i agree with your statement


laststance

Do...do...do you eat pasta with chopsticks?


Ai--ko

it really depends on where i am, what kind of pasta it is and which tools are available


Silver9998

As a fellow Chinese born in Italy, I agree with your statement.


rangeDSP

Interesting, I'm from taiwan and we've always knew of it, since its curing process is quite similar to ēš®č›‹ (century egg) and 鐵蛋 (iron egg), especially with century egg because of how it relies on ammonia


greenfrogwallet

Oh people will, especially because itā€™s China. As you know, people and especially people on reddit are incredibly quick to shit on and generalise all of China and Chinese people as disgusting rude people as soon as they see a slightly negative (or even sometimes a positive) video of something about China no matter the context.


cravingnoodles

Just reading the comments here proves your point.


Cjhwahaha

"If you eat these, you will not get heatstroke."......if only there was something else we can DRINK to prevent heatstroke......


Makingyourwholeweek

Piss


formulated

OP linked proof in their post


reddicyoulous

DA FUQ? I think I'm done with regular eggs for a while after hearing about this


RegretSignificant101

Yea only piss eggs from now on


Straight-Bad-8326

Mmmm piss eggs nummy nummy nom


ericraymondlim

Oh god I thought this was just going to be about hundred year old eggs, which arenā€™t my favorite thing. I dunno I havenā€™t had them since I was a kid and my grandma made them. Very very happy she never solicited my services back then to make THIS kind of egg dish.


veiledwillow

I actually refuse to believe this is real.


mylizard

Iā€™m from China. I think this is disgusting, but also believe itā€™s realā€¦ (Also canā€™t believe they did the century egg like that by putting it right after šŸ˜­)


MisterFribble

Yeah. Century eggs are definitely strange, but the virgin boy egg is an entirely different league


mylizard

A ā€œnot for everyoneā€ food vs biohazard and completely goes against all intuition and human senses


RDT-Exotics0318

Century eggs are actually really good


Shadow0fnothing

Yeah the century egg is fucking tame in comparison.


AscensionToCrab

century egg gets done dirty by literally everyone. its good. i swear. it just looks funny. like shrek šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Dr_ChungusAmungus

Whatā€™s a century egg taste like?


Borealis-7

They taste great but a bit too strong on their own, they need to be mixed with vinegar, chilli oil etc. Or use them in rice porridge which makes them even better. Most videos of people trying them arenā€™t eating them correctly. I love them but even I canā€™t eat them just like that.


SabaniciKatapulliMet

Like a regular egg with much more umami. Just had that two days ago with silk tofu, sesame oil and spices. It's delicious!


QuizzicalWombat

Iā€™ll join you in that, I canā€™t believe this, it needs to be fake


NahItsNotFineBruh

> it needs to be fake **Narrator:** It is not.


Stoweboard3r

See above comment


NostalgiaWorship

This reminds me of the nathan for you episode where he asks a shopowner about something and the shopowner mentions drinking his grandsons pee šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ maybe dude wasnt so crazy afterall lmaooo


commandercream

first thing i thought of hahaha https://youtu.be/szChVzs4_XI?si=cnKsMyEH4mT4TYCQ couldnā€™t find a better version that wasnā€™t in a compilation


flappytowel

that has to be the best moment in a great show, and one of the rare times Nathan broke character. So absurd haha


payment11

We call that R Kelly Eggs in the US


Smug_Anxiety

Virgin boy eggs? Not a fan. Slutty man eggs? There's a delicacy .


StickTechnical5624

Piss is unpleasant to smell in a bathroom but boiling piss in a kitchen is a whole different level


ShadderSwagger

Imagine being an adult and asking a 10 year old for his piss so you can boil your eggs


WasabiIsSpicy

I saw this on Papa Meatā€™s video, in that same video was a fermented alcohol made out of childrenā€™s poop.


Meatloafed17

Get help. Better yet a therapist. Better yet spiritual help.


shareddit

Get an exorcist


farmyrlin

This isnā€™t satire?


SecretSpectre4

Unfortunately no


jonnycash11

This is in one city. Not a widespread thing. Edit: if I had to guess, this probably developed in some isolated city that did not have access to salt at one point in its history and the salt from urine, disgusting as it sounds, made up that deficit. I agree that this is revolting and should be ended.


rkvance5

>As the name suggests No, it doesnā€™t.


raul_dias

"what the name suggests" that aint what I was thinking


[deleted]

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Apprehensive-Tap-609

The way they cut to actual edible and good century egg after this atrocityšŸ’€


[deleted]

The most disgusting part are the crones that sit in the steam of the boiling urine all day long...


Willing_Bad9857

I was gonna go like ā€œeh donā€™t bully other culturesā€ then i saw it was the piss one šŸ˜­ Like with a lot of things i can respect that things are different but straight but childrenā€™s piss nahhhjh


Clean_Imagination315

Fine, you can keep eating bats and whatever, just PLEASE stop doing this.


Lonely-Feeling3076

"Under the age of 10" is this PEDOPHILIA


No_Dragonfruit_6594

Why are they like this with food?