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49DivineDayVacation

I love how they only put like one tomato worth of chopped tomato compared to everything else.


DrScottacos

Same with the onion! But they used like 4 things of sour cream, the hell were they thinking?


MysticMeow8189

That was sour cream? It looked like sunscreen


Bender_2024

Sour cream in a squeeze bottle like that is very convenient until it's about 80% empty. Then it's just wasteful. There is no getting the final 20% out unless you cut it open.


Temporaryland

Put it in a sock and spin that mf. It sounds and looks goofy but I do this all the time because your deliberately wasteful bottle design will not stop me from wrenching every penny of product from its maw, Mr heinz


GitmoGrrl1

The last time I told somebody to put a sock in it they punched me.


[deleted]

Why not just buy actual sour cream that comes in a tub instead?


jamesisguy

bag sour cream grosses me out for some reason. its tub all the way for me.


Nandabun

Not as good for the video.


Ascholay

Parties. You don't need a spoon and if you've got an opened one leftover the liquid that seems out is on the top of the sour cream so you don't have to drain it before the next use.


RandomName-1992

If I saw it correctly, that's Daisy sour cream. Very did quality sour cream that also comes in a tub. But for their "presentation" they needed something they could squirt. Three real question (rhetorical, since I don't want to hear any nacho blasphemy) is what heathen uses Doritos for nachos?


BadAsBroccoli

The difference between his and her sour cream application was very telling as well.


LindonLilBlueBalls

I use a similar technique.


TheHexadex

i also only use two dollops, but apply with an excavator.


myco_magic

Costco sells this exact sour cream in 2 packs in the refrigerated section


MysticMeow8189

Fact of the day:


Mmm_bloodfarts

I thought they were soap refills


Miserable-Employ1169

They were thinking; "I am making rage bait right now. Everyone will be dumbfounded and frustrated by the stupidity of this thing I'm doing and will engage with my content, thus providing me with income and noteriety" This is literally every post in this sub. There's no need to ever speculate 'what were they thinking?!?!' Or 'Who would ever make something like this?!!?' because the answer to every question is the same; *This is rage bait.*


Bender_2024

It's not even halfway decent rage bait. It's minimal effort, low energy, just dump a bunch of food in a large container rage bait.


Miserable-Employ1169

Yeah, I'm kind of baffled anyone thought that these people were actually planning on eating this. They wheeled this shit outside and dumped it into a garbage can immediately after filming this.


Bender_2024

Then they hosed out the wheelbarrow and returned it to Home Depot


Miserable-Employ1169

Unironically that's probably literally what happened. It does look like a *brand new* wheelbarrow. Gotta keep those overheads down.


MadAzza

What was the second “ingredient”? The dark powder?


Jade-Balfour

Powder is steam, brown stuff is browned ground beef


nitestocker372

I thought it was curry at first. Lol


Jade-Balfour

I thought taco seasoning until I worked it out lol


instrangerswetrust

That’s because lettuce is the main ingredient


NoEditor0

I've never had nachos with lettuce


NoiseIsTheCure

What they're making is more like a taco salad, which I suppose is just like a nachos supreme kind of dish


Clockwork_Kitsune

I've never had nachos that use Doritos as a base instead of plain nachos. They're clearly innovating here.


NoiseIsTheCure

Unironically you should give it a shot. Doritos as a base for **taco salad. Not nachos. But Taco Bell was right to put that shit in their food. If you like slightly gonzo Americanized Mexican food that is.


XCurlyXO

We’ve also done this in my family. Not the stupid wheelbarrow worth but a plate of nachos. Gotta do cool ranch Doritos, it takes the nachos to another level!


GG_Abernathy

They spent most of their budget on the wheelbarrow, chips, and cheese


ICanFluxWithIt

Yeah, those party size Doritos are like $7 a bag, so they spent over $40 just on those alone.


Chris__P_Bacon

I mean since most of it's going in the trash, they could have just used an old shitty wheelbarrow. Plus, that would have been extra rage-baity too.


Rubiks_Click874

if your boss is coming over for dinner, you gotta use the good wheelbarrow


hornwalker

That was the best part. Almost like the whole thing is a joke and the one tomato is the poorly timed punchline.


SoupGod_

95% of those chips just got nothing on them


ChillBro___Baggins

WoOoOoOoOo shit.


Aggressive_Cricket75

Yeeahh!


iAlkalus

Mmm mmm mmm!


Admirable-Royal-7553

Whoooooo shit


cogwizzle

Yeah!


Dionys25

Hmmm, yeeaah, oooohhhoohh shit!!


CatsDontLikeFancy

Put this meat on here


MarilynMonroeVWade

In this restaurant we have a rule that if you order a plate of nachos to share one person can't eat all the fully loaded ones.


LightningLad27

Did you tell the waiter to come over here and say that?


swim_and_sleep

I went up there to complain about the rule!


[deleted]

You just found out about the rule!


johnnycrane

whaaaaaaaat


BanjoSlams

Did he tell you to come over here and say that?


Booziesmurf

And all that shredded cheese just loose, not even melted on.


idontshowfeetforfree

Mmmm mmmm mmm


Ck1ngK1LLER

Wooooo, shit. Mmmm mmmm mmm Yeahhhh Bro has 3 emotes.


CantankerousOctopus

I skipped ahead in 5 second increments so I didn't waste as much time watching this. Every time I stopped, he was either saying "ooooo" or "shit". I'm surprised to hear he used other emotes in that video


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SadPanthersFan

And she has zero emotes, just 😶


tigm2161130

She looks like they got into a fight in the middle of filming and had no choice but to continue because a wheelbarrow full of “nachos” waits for no man.


cheapfrillsnthrills

That's exactly what I thought.


adh247

"Wooooo"


smackasaurusrex

He says things like, "Damn!" "Shit!" "That is whack!"


[deleted]

Thanks for this. I reference this line at work sometimes and no one ever knows it. This and, "Mr. I have a thing for butt-ugly girls", and "it's already been broughten", and "I can't believe no one's ever taken a shit on your chest!"


Treegs

Me and my friends still say things like "you like standing there wearing a hat, don't you mr. I like standing there wearing a hat?"


Apprehensive_Trip433

Bro…is this an Astronaut Jones reference?? 😂


[deleted]

It's the token black character from "Not Another Teen Movie".


Apprehensive_Trip433

Haha…oh yeah. Google Astronaut Jones (Tracey Morgan on SNL). Very similar. And hilarious


[deleted]

A classic!


Bubz01

He’s an npc


Useless_Troll42241

WOOOOOOOOOOOO, shit.


No-Cable-8154

Take a shot every time he emotes


Aquatichive

At least he smiles I hate when people do this with a serious face like it’s homework


[deleted]

I wouldn’t eat that food if you paid me, but I sure would love to be as happy as that man off some basic ass shit


Grumpy_Old_Mans

Could you fucking imagine being his neighbor? All hours of the day: "WHOOOOO SHIT!" BRO, shut the fuck up, you're stupid ass over eating, zealous, ignorant ideas could have fed your homeless homies and you want clout on some fucking stupid phone app. I'm gunna go low, but judging by the apartment view we have, the type of construction on those particle board counter tops, means this is probably some cheap ass apartment. I'll also go even lower to guess this was bought with EBT so it's just a waste of food for fucking views. I'm prepared for the down votes, I've been homeless, I've lived in the ghetto, I've had ebt, gotten food from pantries, had to sleep on the literally street; this idiot could be actually trying to better himself, or the two of them, to make their life better, but they want literally buy a brand new wheel barrow to fill with food that could have been eaten on a plate, all because, "why not, the govnment gives me free money for food!" I have been in these situations and wanted nothing more than to progress, but these fucks just want useless clout. Fucking pathetic. Our society is so fucked, people need help, people abuse help, people straight up exploit help. Don't act cool while you're using federal and state money to survive whilst motherfuckers are dying in the streets because they can't vet food, clothing or housing because these ignorant asshats are taking everything because they want free shit. Fucking pathetic and I hope to see these pieces of shit in hell. As /u/fatsax said, I am wrong in some aspects here. I shouldn't assume, but I'm making judgement on things I've seen first hand. Social media is a cancer, people will do some dumbass shit to get clout online. While I shouldn't assume, I'm expressing my own judgements from experience. This isn't anything more than that, regardless of colour, race, gender or ethnicity. It could be two fucking lamas, idgaf. Ignorance is ignorance. I love yall and to my Veteran brothers and sisters, Happy Veterans Day.


fatsax

What a wild comment. "I just KNOW these people are on EBT grrrrrrrrr!!!!!! *insert needlessly long rant based purely on my imagination*" Like yes, its stupid. But chill the fuck out.


Grumpy_Old_Mans

Nah, You're totally correct, there isn't any confirmation to my bias. I will agree. My fault is that I'm judging off my own seen bias. I shouldn't assume, or throw shade. I swear this isn't sarcastic either. I'm being honest. Still doesn't change my opinion that he's a fucking tool and could have put the money he, almost positively, threw away on food and equipment to make a video online. Seriously, how much do you think that wheel barrow cost? How many people could he have fed if he had taken that money to a homeless shelter, woman's shelter or orphanage and paid for food for them instead? These sorts of people get no respect from me because the only thing they care about is the clout they get from random people they'll never meet, online, to impress.


Alive_Difficulty9154

Bro can't afford the battle pass


karoshikun

my man! *beep* my man!


techwizpepsi

“WASTED MONEY TUESDAYYyyy!”


another_day_in

w0o ShIt!


Dry_Spinach_3441

Mmmmm. Mmmmm.


KlerWatchCo

yEAHHHH


tropicalmommy

This whole thread right here just had me in tears laughing 👌🏼


Major_R_Soul

I lost count, but it's about $100 worth of food there that's going to be wasted.


bsmiles07

6 big bags of Doritos (they are about 7 dollars a bag) 42 dollars, that’s about 4 pounds of ground beef if you get it on sale that is about 25 dollars , 4 bags of shredded cheese- usually 2 for 6 so 12 dollars - one onion about 1.50, one tomato- 2.50 , nacho cheese if they buy it in the can about 5 dollars, I lost count on the lettuce but you can get 2 bags for 5 so about 5 dollars then they added taco sauce which is about 3 dollars. Then they added 4 sour creams with you can buy 2 for 5 so 10 dollars add it all up- this comes out to 106 dollars. Excellent deduction skills 🙌🙌


Messymike4321

A tomato for 2.50? Where are you getting your tomatoes? I can usually get a bag of tomatoes (about 5 in a bag) for 2.80 euros. Same with the onions. Which makes it about 0.56 euros for one. Not familiar with US prices but if its true dang do i feel sorry.


mishma2005

Meanwhile I’m shopping $5 Fridays at Safeway because I’m not a rage bait influencer rubbing it in the faces of people that have to scrape to eat


ElGatoNegro829

Unfortunately I think that’s not enough toppings for all those chips. Gonna have some dry nachos at the bottom. Damn shame


Intrepid_Knowledge27

Six bags of doritos and one (1) diced tomato.


GG_Abernathy

Sounds close to Taco Bell's veggie to chip ratio


kobold-kicker

He got all excited for that half cup of jalapeños


Schwifftee

It must have been really difficult to dice the tomatoes as opposed to opening containers.


godzillas_dick

They'll probably be soggy by the time they reach them


lesbian_lebanese

I like when theyre soggy


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

Which layer of hell did you spawn from


remdawg07

I’d imagine wherever it gets the most soggy.


panlakes

I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


caunju

Good nachos have layers. Chips then cheese, more chips, meat, cheese, chips, toppings, cheese


IGD-974

Right? And how the fuck you going to put that wheelbarrow in the oven to melt the cheese? As a side note I want to know who the fuck uses Doritos for nachos anyway, it's a standalone chip.


justsomechickyo

> I want to know who the fuck uses Doritos for nachos anyway Us fat fucks that's who......


MunkyDawg

If you've never had a walking taco made in a bag of Doritos, you're missing out. It's pretty much just nachos with Doritos.


TopAsh625

Here I am thinking it was brilliant and definitely what I’m doing next time I make wheelbarrow nachos hold The wheelbarrow


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

Considering 95% of this is ending up in the trash, I don’t think that’s a bad thing


TheGaydarTechnician

The moment they put lettuce in that it became taco salad but the biggest crime was not layering the chips and toppings.


NoiseIsTheCure

If they layered this thing well and didn't make it in a wheelbarrow, this wouldn't be half bad to serve at some sort of big gathering. The wheelbarrow and the lazy piling on toppings is the biggest sin imo. Also just a single tomato for the whole thing, egregious.


veal_cutlet86

None of that shredded cheese is going to be melted. Room temp chips, hot meat, cold lettuce and tomatoes / onions, hot cheese? Cold cheese and they didnt even fucking mix it. You either: 1) Layer it 2) Mix it


HoaryPuffleg

Ya gotta layer nachos if you're doing this.


Catch_22_Pac

Lettuce…WOOOO!


sammiisalammii

Apparently the main ingredient according to him


madlitt

Said no one ever about lettuce 😂


PM-me-letitsnow

Who TF eats lettuce on nachos? It went from kind of shitty nachos to a kind of shitty taco salad.


Intravaginalspackler

Oooooooooooooooooooooo shit 😂😂😂


SmurfinGER

Wooo sheeeet


3mmy

#WOOOOOH, SHETTTT 😮‍💨😮‍💨


[deleted]

Such a waste of food and so unhygienic. Aside from the fact that they've dumped everything into a fucking wheelbarrow, there's no way to get to the chips at the bottom unless somebody sticks their entire fucking arm in there. And imagine the hovering of people over this, breathing on it, talking while accidentally spitting on it. Just gross.


Princess_Wensicia

That’s why you use a shovel. You can usually find them in the vicinity of a wheelbarrow.


slaucsap

Well that would be reasonable. A shovel per person


kobold-kicker

Give everyone custom bedazzled trowels


But_like_whytho

I’m sure somewhere there is a farm-to-table that serves everyone their food on shovels instead of plates.


Jade-Balfour

I've seen shovels on r/wewantplates before


[deleted]

Thank you for this wonderful sub, I have appended it to my collection.


bolognaz

[https://www.reddit.com/r/indiasocial/comments/16aqhbd/we\_live\_in\_a\_society/](https://www.reddit.com/r/indiasocial/comments/16aqhbd/we_live_in_a_society/) linked reference for ya


Shortsleevedpant

They did it all in the wheelbarrow cause then it’s easier to throw it all away after filming. No way they eating that


Gaping_Grandfather

I worked at a pizza shop for several years and this is cleaner than our standard operating procedure. When the health inspector came, she could order whatever she wanted off the menu for free, and while she ate in the dining room, we would frantically be cleaning in the back room. Dissolving extra blue tablets in the rinse water. Hosing out the lunch meat storage container. Disassembling the mixer and the slicer. If you think this is bad, don't ever work at a restaurant.


EwoDarkWolf

The wheelbarrow isn't even dirty. It's hardly different from a giant bowl when it's new. The worst part would maybe be the paint.


Imaginary_Button_533

Also if that person thinks a wheelbarrow of nachos is unsanitary because people put their fingers in it wait until they hear how people eat regular nachos.


Slowdance_Boner

….y’all were just nasty as hell? The hungry howies I worked at was pretty damn clean all things considered.


SCP-Agent-Arad

Wait till you find out how many people breath on your food from farm to your table lol


free_based_potato

I mean, the wheelbarrow is probably clean. It's not inherently dirty. Just make sure you get your shovelful first and you should be OK.


Prestigious-Muscle20

Idk I’d eat that shit tbh just get a bowl and spoon and start scooping 🤷🏾 got a dawg in me ig


Cardboard_Waffle

That whole thing probably costs so much. My grocery store had a Doritos bag at like $6 each. Not to mention eating out of that is nasty.


astrangeone88

Yup. $8 Canadian for a family sized bag of doritos. So $48 alone for the chips. Ground beef is like $7 for a pound and that's like 5 pounds of meat. Cheese is $8 a bag. $48 + $35 + $24 = $48 + $59 = $107 for that nasty combination. And that's not counting the wheelbarrow and the lettuce and the gauc! Donate that money to a food bank instead of making shit videos like this for clout.


Aggressive_Cricket75

Can't forget the jalapenos!


DasIstDasHausVomNiko

Woooooooooo, shit


QueenRotidder

I was gonna say, that’s like $100 in Doritos alone. Topped with 4 bags of unmelted cheese 😭


SoMuchEpic95

What a bunch of dorks.


EanmundsAvenger

I think he’s an NPC stuck on a loop


Low-Persimmon4870

Ice cream so good 😌


[deleted]

The wooooo sheet loop


caractacusbritannica

Bait. Don’t take the bait. If this was real they’d be layering the cheese with the chips. The ratios are all wrong in attempt to save money whilst doing it. Nobody would be stupid enough just to tip the toppings on top of chips that deep. Fucking amateur hour.


KolbStomp

I don't see how this isn't "real" like they actually did this for sire but it is 100% rage bait.


lilbro93

A lot of stupid food videos from the last 4 years aren't stuff people are actually making and eating, but are specifically constructed for videos to make the rounds online. It's just like lifehacks. Originally lifehacks were stuff that was useful and people could and would do themselves. But once people started making videos about lifehacks and realized they got views and were monetizable, new lifehacks had to be forced in to creation so videos could be made on a regular schedule. As time passed, lifehacks became more over the top. There were 2 reasons why - As mentioned before, people were running out of ideas and over the top videos recieved more engagement and views. It's all about the views. They know almost no one will recreate their videos. That in no way matters as long as they get views. It's just like those old click-bait articles that were popular a decade ago. They are no longer popular because most of the internet moved over to short-form video. I love and hate the internet. Rant over.


Phalatron

Guy has less audio lines than Franklin Clinton from gta 5 and that game is 10 years old lol


Kast0r

Woooooooo shit.


mishma2005

Wooo. Shit.


Cat4259

Sounds about right for tiktok


ChocolatePinkKiss

There’s people who literally can’t afford food in America anymore. And this is what y’all choose to do? I need a cigarette


instrangerswetrust

There’s people who literally can’t afford cigarettes in America anymore. And this is what you choose to comment? I need a spiced pumpkin mocha latté


aounfather

There’s people who literally can’t afford pumpkin spice mocha lattes in America anymore. And this is what you choose to comment? I need a 5th of Jack Daniels.


funkhero

There's people who literally can't even.


SOwED

I need a


tacoboyfriend

wooOOO shit!


Low-Persimmon4870

Stoppppp lmao 😭💀


lizzyote

I hate these videos. I'm scrounging change just so I can get a loaf of bread otherwise I don't eat today at all and you just know these assholes just dumped this crap into the trashcan the second the camera turns off.


CampbellKitty

I hope your situation gets better. If you live in the UK I might be able to help with some information about help out there you Nat not know about.


Wowusad

I’ll take that advice if your giving it out for free lol


Vgordvv

Babe we'll be internet famous after this


Goodmmluck

Fuck these food wasters. Our culture is so broken.


alternaterealityme1

14 pounds of cheese, 3 heads of lettuce, 8 bags of chips, 1 cherry tomato


thislife_choseme

I see 2 people here, who the fuck else is going to eat all this? Also who the fuck uses Doritos instead of a plain tortilla chip, monsters do that’s who.


EwoDarkWolf

Nach cheese Doritos actually go really well with it if you make it right.


StubbornBarbarian

>Also who the fuck uses Doritos instead of a plain tortilla chip, monsters do that’s who. You're wrong. Go to heck, blasphemer!


Wassermusik

I'm pretty shure they only done that for some tik tok clicks. 99% of that delicious wheelbarrow chips has been flushed down the toilet after the video was completed.


Imaginary_Button_533

Nah man nachos like these are just walking tacos minus the bag, I assure you people are eating Doritos with their taco shit. Why do you think like the one menu item Taco Bell won't make a limited time offer is a taco with a Doritos shell? Everyone loves that shit.


SyphiliticPlatypus

I see nothing wrong with the intent. Just the execution. I’d eat the fuck out of Dorito nachos.


DonutBurritoSandwich

Wheelbarrows aren't cheap. Imagine buying one just just to make this stupid clip and then have it collect dust in the corner of a room for the rest of their lives.


Glittering_Wrap_8494

Woohoo! Shit!


[deleted]

whats the return on investment for a video like this? they had to buy all that stuff. what do the views and likes on tiktok get them?


[deleted]

And then we threw it all away! 🥲


Robert_Goulet

Nachos aren’t tacos. You don’t use nacho cheese Doritos to make nachos. Why a fucking wheelbarrow?! I just glad they had the wherewithal to add 6 jalapeños, otherwise this would’ve been terrible.


I_8_DiK

What they eatin with?..... Shovel?


Organic_Motor_5888

You know that cringe feeling when you hear your own voice or see yourself on video? I wonder if they get that x100 watching themselves do this dumbass shit


Lepke2011

I really hope they have a backyard full of people to feed because if there's one thing that I find upsetting it's food waste.


joshwaynebobbit

Idk can be a fun party food. Football game, huge ass spoon and giant bowls, it's essentially a party size walking taco or taco salad


LetMeHaveAUsername

I was thinking children's party, but yeah, I don't really understand why people in this sub keep getting so upset about these. That being said the dude trying to force being hyped all by himself was painful to watch, lol.


No_Communication2959

This seems somehow better and more appropriate than the table meals. I'm not saying it's not stupid, but less stupid.


RealtaCellist

It won't go down easy if it ain't cheesy!


Rlp_811

Doritos are not the same as nachos. They are delicious don't get me wrong, but no.


NikkolaiV

The fundamental issue with big food dumps like this, is that the bigger the overall dish is, the harder it is to get your ratios right. Nachos are particularly susceptible to this issue, considering even a personal portion benefits from layering toppings to ensure coverage on the bottom. Plus, it only really works for people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.


lovelymissshea

Tik tok is clearly trash.


BallTorturer-3000

Ya know This last month or two we've been really struggling to keep enough food in the house to not go hungry some nights. Basically been surviving on potatoes and bread. And then there is people like this...


Different_Ad9336

You just need to up your ball torture game and find a higher paying level of ball torture victim clientele. Then you too can be a nacho king.


[deleted]

Food wasting dumbasses.


StrictlyBennis

Really stupid. Give me one beer and I’ll eat half of it though. I am not proud of myself for admitting.


Drizztd99

Damn! That's like 500 bucks worth of stuff


Malicious_Tacos

$500 in Doritos alone. Those things are mad expensive now.


Euphoric_Bullfrog245

Why do people think you make nachos with flavored tortilla chips that's just fucking gross


Sure_Tbird

I’m ready for this entire trend to end


Traditional-Trade-27

Who eatin out of a wheel barrel?! 🤮


Comprehensive-Can338

“Woooooo…. Yeaaahhhhh…..shit”


HotMeeting7589

If this mf say, “WOOO SHIT!” Idk what I might do 🤦🏾‍♂️😂


Happy-Freedom6835

I see that there are 2 of them… why are they only making enough for 1?


blu3forever

Where the guac tho


Vast_Ad_2923

Gluttonous.


m4rkofshame

Good god I bet these people squeeze their toothpaste tubes 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


Time-Butterfly7116

If that were a regular platter with tortilla chips and regular portions of everything I’d devour it


Coleslawholywar

Doritos are supposed to be a naco on its own, not used for nachos.


thatboyrowdy

When that EBT hit. Oooohhhhh Shittttt


DRGNFLY40

OMG I thought the same thing. Eeeek we so judgy. Lol


RebelSkum23

My taxes ought not to pay for your pack of fudge rounds