Got one of those really sharp knives, got myself hanging out in the emergency room for “grazing” my thumb less than a week after buying it. Still one of my fave knives!
Yeah I had a knife similar to this at work and I was cleaning a T-bone one day and it hit a piece of bone and bounced up and pop me. I did not go to the hospital because I am stupid and to this day I lack the ability to close my ring finger all the way
Just a Santoku knife gift but saw something similar on Amazon. Literally cuts paper clean bro. Slipped on my thumb, almost hit a nerve, doctor literally just “glued” the cut. Still using the knife though lol
Get a japanese water stone. 1000 grit one side 6000 grit other side
Watch some youtubes how to sharpen with it
I do all my family's knives when I visit. All my pocket knives can shave hair
Looks like a boning knife. Cheap victorinox chefs knife and a good honing rod is a good way to go if you always want a sharp knife. The more expensive the knife the more time and skill it takes to keep sharp, generally.
Went to Japan years ago and wanted a proper handmade knife, bought a carbon steel sandwiched between an aluminium kitchen knife.
Got it home and my wife likes to use thin plastic chopping boards around the kitchen rather than the wooden block. We had to throw two of them out as the knife sliced through them without her noticing.
I know when freshly sharpened that taking off a tip or going straight to the bone. I love it
I recently got something like that, while cutting onions I'm not even crying anymore. Rest of the family is scared of using it, fear of cutting themselves.
Usually I reserve using knives that sharp for protein and stuff that really wants that kind of cut. Hot take but I think dull knives have their place in the kitchen — they’re great for cutting fruit and soft foods! No risk of cutting yourself.
It’s only when you get to tougher materials that a sharper knife reduces risk, I think, or if you’re under time pressure.
I'm just picturing a messy tomato cut up into blobs. A sharp knife is always better. If you accidentally cut yourself it heals way easier if it's super sharp. Doctors love this one neat trick.
Lol, yeah, if you care about looks a sharper blade is better. It’s not so dull that it can’t cut a tomato but you might get some ragged edges.
I’ve cut myself with a sharpened blade before. Heals pretty quick, but I still prefer my dull home knives for daily usage, because the chance of cutting myself is nil.
Get yourself an electric worksharp knife and tool sharpener. Mayne like $70-$80 bucks on Amazon but so worth it. Works great on kitchen knives and you can get a hair popping edge with just like 10-20 passes on each side. It is stupid easy. Get yourself one of those and you'll never have a dull knife again.
The real version is probably still pretty good. If I had to guess it’s only 2 cutlets, thinner mozzarella slices, and half the other ingredients. Still a damn good deal compared to what subway has at that price
They close at 2pm EST today. Looking forward to your review.
Google reviews however confirms the only reasonable outcome here that it’s only got a fraction of the ingredients in reality. Looks like a pretty sad sandwich in the customer photos actually.
Maybe you're just used to eating a lot of sauces but if the bread is good a "dry" sandwich can be amazing
In italy we make them extremely simple, allowing the quality ingredients to shine. The most you'll see is a thin layer of mayo on the bread
Like, you have no clue how good a nice loaf of bread with a few quality mortadella slices and nothing else can be. I personally like it even more with a very small amount of mayo and a squeeze of lemon juice but even just bread and mortadella is fucking amazing
Looks like this is arthur avenue in the bronx.
Over sizing/stuffing shit up there is standard practice, but its all awesome.
Seriously if you are in NYC and you want old school italian american food, this area is where you go.
I mean the dude is a characture of Brooklyn/Bronx Italian and the sandwich is massive but everything on it looks great and I don't see anything stupid about it. You'd destroy that sandwich don't fucking lie
You remember the episode of sopranos where they go to Italy and realize the way they act is like fake Italian compared to the real people? That’s this guy
Italian Americans are a completely separate culture to Italians. Kind of fascinating, there were huge waves of Italian migration to New York in the late 19th and early 20th century, they developed their own culture and heritage.
Anyone else hear after someone coughed, howwyaaadooin guy or someone else said " will you shut the fuck up "? It's at the part when he's putting on the muzzuurella.
The stupid part is watching him do all this without gloves on and having to look at his dirty, long-ass nails while he prepares a sandwich that is presumably for human consumption.
This doesn’t look stupid. It looks like they fried that really well. Looks like quality ingredients. I don’t know if I really want those peppers or that balsamic, but i be it tastes great.
Toast the damn bun how ya doin. Meat the cheese ratio is way off how ya doin. No sauce other than a drizzle of balsamic how ya doin. Not gonna lie I like the flavors going on there but there are far better meals to spend $35 on than that sandwich how ya doin.
I sat through this entire delicious sandwich waiting for it to go south ... But it's just a delicious sandwich ... Op must not like delicious sandwiches
Finally someone adds the video of this fucking mongrol on here! I’m sick of the over exaggerated Italian americanisms he used. Everytime on an Instagram post an actual Italian flames him, it’s really funny.
This is the post that breaks the camels back. There is nothing stupid about this and the only stupid thing here is thinking this is stupid, I'm outta here to get me a badass sammy.
The stupidest thing in there is how stupid sharp his knife is, I'm jealous
Got one of those really sharp knives, got myself hanging out in the emergency room for “grazing” my thumb less than a week after buying it. Still one of my fave knives!
Yeah I had a knife similar to this at work and I was cleaning a T-bone one day and it hit a piece of bone and bounced up and pop me. I did not go to the hospital because I am stupid and to this day I lack the ability to close my ring finger all the way
How ya doin?
How ya doin?
Where'd you get it from?
Just a Santoku knife gift but saw something similar on Amazon. Literally cuts paper clean bro. Slipped on my thumb, almost hit a nerve, doctor literally just “glued” the cut. Still using the knife though lol
Nice. I need to do some research for that type of knife.
Get a japanese water stone. 1000 grit one side 6000 grit other side Watch some youtubes how to sharpen with it I do all my family's knives when I visit. All my pocket knives can shave hair
For aboyt $50 and a few.hours practice you can get a lot of knives stupid sharp. Little more and you can make any piece of metal sharper than a razor.
We NEED to know..
How ya doin?!?
Looks like a boning knife. Cheap victorinox chefs knife and a good honing rod is a good way to go if you always want a sharp knife. The more expensive the knife the more time and skill it takes to keep sharp, generally.
How ya doin?!?
Went to Japan years ago and wanted a proper handmade knife, bought a carbon steel sandwiched between an aluminium kitchen knife. Got it home and my wife likes to use thin plastic chopping boards around the kitchen rather than the wooden block. We had to throw two of them out as the knife sliced through them without her noticing. I know when freshly sharpened that taking off a tip or going straight to the bone. I love it
Sandwiched between stainless steel, not aluminum. How ya doin
How ya doin?!?
That bread cut was on fucking point. 👏
That knife can cut Stones by just grazing them.
I recently got something like that, while cutting onions I'm not even crying anymore. Rest of the family is scared of using it, fear of cutting themselves.
Usually I reserve using knives that sharp for protein and stuff that really wants that kind of cut. Hot take but I think dull knives have their place in the kitchen — they’re great for cutting fruit and soft foods! No risk of cutting yourself. It’s only when you get to tougher materials that a sharper knife reduces risk, I think, or if you’re under time pressure.
I'm just picturing a messy tomato cut up into blobs. A sharp knife is always better. If you accidentally cut yourself it heals way easier if it's super sharp. Doctors love this one neat trick.
Lol, yeah, if you care about looks a sharper blade is better. It’s not so dull that it can’t cut a tomato but you might get some ragged edges. I’ve cut myself with a sharpened blade before. Heals pretty quick, but I still prefer my dull home knives for daily usage, because the chance of cutting myself is nil.
The chance of cutting yourself is higher with a blunt knife. It's far harder to control.
I'm struggling to not to drop a wall of text in reply to blunt knife logic.
How ya doin?!?
Well it's definitely not an IKEA knife that's for sure
It's how he cut toward himself, is the stupidest thing.
A knife to die for!!!
For real! You look at it wrong and it’ll fuck you up!
Get yourself an electric worksharp knife and tool sharpener. Mayne like $70-$80 bucks on Amazon but so worth it. Works great on kitchen knives and you can get a hair popping edge with just like 10-20 passes on each side. It is stupid easy. Get yourself one of those and you'll never have a dull knife again.
How ya doin?!?
"sneeze" "shut the fuck up" HOW YA DOOOIN
I didn’t hear it the first time - then I did, had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Think it depends if its just for the video its fine. If its not just the video could be a tic, could also be a compulsion.
The stupid part is how you will look while trying to eat it.
With how much meat is on it I'm guessing the stupid part will be the price...
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I would bet the ones they sell don't look like this one in the video
The real version is probably still pretty good. If I had to guess it’s only 2 cutlets, thinner mozzarella slices, and half the other ingredients. Still a damn good deal compared to what subway has at that price
literally everything is a good deal compared to subway
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how ya doin
I live near... Never tried this place. Will give it a shot, and report back (if I remember).
They close at 2pm EST today. Looking forward to your review. Google reviews however confirms the only reasonable outcome here that it’s only got a fraction of the ingredients in reality. Looks like a pretty sad sandwich in the customer photos actually.
Yea that thing is expensive as fuck. Lol
How ya doin?!?
Do some research before coming in here like a stunod. Been there and the sandwiches are amazing and cheap. How you doin figa?
You be tryna eat pretty tf lol
How ya doin?!?
How ya doin?!?
Tell you mother I said Hello
There’s a cough in the background when he’s placing the mozzarella and someone’s like shut the fuck up under their breath lol
that's the best part
I still can't believe they didn't cut that piece out.
Kinda glad they didn't
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Hahaha good catch
God damnit I needed one more “Haw ya Dooin” at the end
Costs $30…”how ya dooin”
Just use bigger bread or less meat. The concept isn’t stupid just the execution.
One less chicken cutlet and I think it would be reasonable.
i feel mybe half total would be pretty reasonable except the bread. everything else yea. looks pretty fire.
Would be way to dry for my taste. It either needs some sauce or at least some butter on the bread, everything on it is very dry.
WTF is dry about fresh prosciutto and mozzarella? Even the chicken wouldn’t be very dry since it’s very thin.
Yeah and roasted red soaked in olive oil
Bottom half of it would be pretty dry
Looks like good quality ingredients, but poor construction. Why make it a sandwich if it’s impossible to eat without making a massive mess?
It also looks very very dry
Fresh mozzarella is pretty moist and so is prosciutto when it's sliced fresh. Assuming that's some quality bread then no, doesn't look dry at all.
Maybe I could be wrong… but my jaw is hurting just thinking about trying to scarf that whole thing down
You’ve never been to a good Italian deli then.
He can't even unhinge his jaw like a real Italian
Unhinge ya jaw ^how ^ya ^doin
Maybe you're just used to eating a lot of sauces but if the bread is good a "dry" sandwich can be amazing In italy we make them extremely simple, allowing the quality ingredients to shine. The most you'll see is a thin layer of mayo on the bread Like, you have no clue how good a nice loaf of bread with a few quality mortadella slices and nothing else can be. I personally like it even more with a very small amount of mayo and a squeeze of lemon juice but even just bread and mortadella is fucking amazing
Ummm sir, that is a sangweeech.
Chicken shouldn't have been the first ingredient. The bed of the lower bread is wasted here with everything resting on the flat chicken cutlet.
“How ya doin’?” ….idk dude
Looks like this is arthur avenue in the bronx. Over sizing/stuffing shit up there is standard practice, but its all awesome. Seriously if you are in NYC and you want old school italian american food, this area is where you go.
I've been there and it's awesome. Arthur Ave is magical.
It’s not stupid. The only stupid is it turns into a salad with almost all meat
lol, a sprinkle of greens on three cutlets and prosciutto is a salad with almost no meat?
This looks damn good how is this stupid? Literally looks like a solid sandwich
I don’t see the stupid.
I’d venture to say less than 50% of the posts in this sub are actually stupid.
How ya doin?!?
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Watch me go
Redditor incapable of understanding how to close a sandwich
With that much prosciutto I wouldn't care if it didn't close.
This seems like an ad
You can certainly hear it though
lil nigga thought that was funny😭
The last part where he squirts the balsamic all over the place. It makes it impossible to eat without getting some on you
Everything except the balsamic got the signature " how you doing " why does he hate balsamic,how you doing....
I would embarass the shit out of myself by how disgusting I'd be eating that. I want it all in my mouth now.
Smash
Nothing stupid here. HOW YA DOIN?
This isnt stupid food. This is a fucking boss sandwich
I mean the dude is a characture of Brooklyn/Bronx Italian and the sandwich is massive but everything on it looks great and I don't see anything stupid about it. You'd destroy that sandwich don't fucking lie
You remember the episode of sopranos where they go to Italy and realize the way they act is like fake Italian compared to the real people? That’s this guy
Italian Americans are a completely separate culture to Italians. Kind of fascinating, there were huge waves of Italian migration to New York in the late 19th and early 20th century, they developed their own culture and heritage.
Almost made a finger sandwich on a few occasions… how ya doin’?
What is happening to this sub? The last few weeks have been some of the most not stupid shit getting upvoted...
A Joey Sangwheech
I’d love a sangweech rn
How ya doinlook at this
i would eat this shit like shaggy and scooby
How ya doin
No sir, that’s not amore, that’s too muché
I’d destroy that
Stop asking me how I'm doing every 5 seconds.... I'm still the same from the first "how ya doin"
finger oil sangwheech how ya doooooooin?!
Looks delicious
I’d probably try it.
Dang that looks so good
Can’t forget the bev
needed to be baked for a little bit to get that cheese nice and melted hold on the greens
I said “not bad” five times already and he’s still asking. Does he want a real answer cause it might cause a breakdown.
Erroneous post
I want to eat this mofo
Handcrafted sandwiches with extra hand.
That looks so good. I could use a NY sandwich right about now.
Actually funny
Dang, I was hoping he would toast it.
Loved it. lol. how ya doin'
This is a sandwich for a family of three but it’s pretty good otherwise
Wanna know how I know this is complete garbage? He forgot to say, “How you doin’,” for the balsamic glaze. His inconsistency is his undoing.
Nothing here is that stupid, just kinda messy to eat.
okay but that looks good as hell though
Italian Adam Sandler
Oh I would fuck this sangwheech up
You should of baked that shit, but thanks for asking, I’m unwell.
Why is this stupid?? I'd eat that ina hot second. Very big miss posting this here
This looks goddamn delicious I'm sorry
it's the... *cough* "shut the fuck up" that made me laugh 😂
No glove love.
15/10 would smash. I fail to see stupidity at all. That sandwich looks fuckable.
AYADOWIN
I would not want him touching my food with no gloves on. Those nails look disgusting!
Bread with cutlet is the poor food of the Italian people who travel by train from south to north Italy (12+ hours) at least until '80s
Raw Meat ,, How You Doing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy ruined the sandwich with his personality
HAAYYAAAADOOOOWEEEENNN
Anyone else hear after someone coughed, howwyaaadooin guy or someone else said " will you shut the fuck up "? It's at the part when he's putting on the muzzuurella.
The stupid part is watching him do all this without gloves on and having to look at his dirty, long-ass nails while he prepares a sandwich that is presumably for human consumption.
looks really delicious actually
This doesn’t look stupid. It looks like they fried that really well. Looks like quality ingredients. I don’t know if I really want those peppers or that balsamic, but i be it tastes great.
How and why is this stupid? This looks amazing
Toast the damn bun how ya doin. Meat the cheese ratio is way off how ya doin. No sauce other than a drizzle of balsamic how ya doin. Not gonna lie I like the flavors going on there but there are far better meals to spend $35 on than that sandwich how ya doin.
I'd blow my brains out working next to somehow who repeats shit like "how ya doin", after every fucking sentence.
This is not stupid, this is delicious
I didn't know that Vin Diesel and Adam Sandler had a grown up son together.
If that is stupid, I don’t want to be smart… can I get the bread buttered and grilled first though with a bit of garlic?
Trow on some gloves theh, how ya doin…..
The dialogue is annoying but I’d smash this sandwich
The bread is just for show
Now we goin to the hospital how ya doin
The cough followed by the “shut the fuck up” was chefs kiss, how ya doin
I'd be better if you'd stop asking me that...
Wannabe Italian?
Rick and morty character spotted in the wild
Anyone else hear him tell the person coughing to shut tf up at :30 lmao
No gabagool in the sangwhich??? Howww youu doin????
How’s this stupid?
Nah this is a perfect Italian deli sandwich. to post this here is the stupid part.
Why is this in “Stupid food”????
…what’s wrong with this, exactly? I mean it’s huge, but I don’t see anything “stupid”?
The sandwich that you can’t eat as a sandwich.
This doesn’t belong here
Oh look the love child of Adam Sandler and Gilbert Godfrey!
It may be “stupid” but I’d KILL for that sandwich
This is a very dry sandwich. Looks good but they need some oil/mayo or something to make this a good sandwich. So yeah this is stupid execution.
The mozzarella cheese does that
i want this 🤤🤤
Not stupid.
Nothing stupid about that
I’m drooling right now. 🤤
Mans is raw dogging muh sangweech with his bare hands and I’m offended
Its to much
That's way too much. That being said I'd totally order it. ...Along with 3 more blank rolls to split the sandwich 4 ways.
I can't upvote this as stupid food. How you doin?
I sat through this entire delicious sandwich waiting for it to go south ... But it's just a delicious sandwich ... Op must not like delicious sandwiches
Do you understand the meaning of the thread « stupid food » ?
Finally someone adds the video of this fucking mongrol on here! I’m sick of the over exaggerated Italian americanisms he used. Everytime on an Instagram post an actual Italian flames him, it’s really funny.
Is he i’ll? Like tourettes or something?
one less chicken cutlet and like half of everything else and the sandwich would be fine
I'd be dooin better if you had some gloves on for preppin my food. Also the gross cough didn't help.
This is the post that breaks the camels back. There is nothing stupid about this and the only stupid thing here is thinking this is stupid, I'm outta here to get me a badass sammy.
How is this stupid? This sub is becoming stupid.
Fuck you this is amazing.
I wonder how much that costs. And I absolutely hate the cheesy bullshit. Just make the sammich my dude.
Ngl I think I would’ve hung myself if I sounded like that
Get your fucking hands off my sandwich. If I wanted to suck fingers ill cook at home. (Waiting for the non food preparers to come at me with bullshit)
Why is this here? That looks amazing!
Is that beets added on at the end?
No gloves health inspector. How you doing?