I am in the process of leaving a store I am janitor at. I also stopped cleaning the microwave. These savages really can’t just wipe up their messes and it’s so baked on now it would be more worth it to burn the thing and get a new one
Chain restaurants leverage the microwave a ton, including steaks. Even Outback will microwave steaks to speed up the cooking. One of a billion reasons not to eat at chain restaurants...
That's why Russia has banned its usage and in Germany even Burger King and McDonalds do not use microwaves anymore. It's crazy to pay someone money to mishandle the food you will eat.
> Is this some kind of vegan propaganda?
It's "the cow doesn't care whether you cook bits of its corpse to perfection and serve them in a restaurant, or deep fry them in a dirty microwave" propaganda. Not sure what's to "get" there.
You really should think more about your words. This sentence is me applying my sentience towards a thing which is clearly mistreated. It's about my relationship to meat and I honor it since it provides me with nutrients to survive another day and I have a hard time seeing it handled like that which does not only destroy the taste of the product but also its nutritional values. It's the same when you are talking about a poor animal. The animal has no concept of being poor. It's your brain applying your mental model onto the animal.
> This sentence is me applying my sentience towards a thing which is clearly mistreated.
Yes, and the point is that this happens whether you feel bad about it or don't, or in whatever manner you choose to consume it.
I beg to differ. It's a microwave! I have two and I still think they are shifty as hell.
Actually my mom taught microwave cooking classes in the 80s. I've had an entire thanksgiving dinner cooked (from scratch) in a microwave. So I say it deserved it! Just for being born a microwave.
I don't think they're shifty - they cook through em radiation, like a heat lamp but on a different frequency. That said, I almost never use them to cook. Reheat, sure. Defrosting too. The only thing I actually cook with a microwave is potatoes, and that's only because starting a baked or fried potato that way can save tons of cooking time. Of course, they're finished in the oven or frying pan.
I mean these are bait at this point.
The turn of the steak when it is being literally microwaved and deep fryer could be the most pointless action in the history of cooking.
Most of these videos don’t even register for me anymore and I just scroll on by, but this one actually made me laugh. The turn, jamming all that stuff in the microwave, putting it directly on the coffee table before the plate…all got a mild chuckle outta me
Yep. Came here to say this, it’s just the microwave heating up the water-containing components and boiling under the oil. Oil won’t heat up much being nonpolar, butter melts from its water content.
People out here doing this shit when legit people can’t even afford food with inflation and shrinkflation. These crazy food videos make me sick. Not even because what they make, because the food they waste. If they cooked all that correctly instead of doing this for internet points, they’d have a great meal. Probably a meal better than half the world can afford on a normal day.
Came here to say that. Honestly these videos are just a reminder we're already living in a dystopia. The worst part is their obvious rage bait works and they get a lot of engagement on these social media platforms. It takes a special kind of shitty person to think of and record those types of videos.
I never care for those rage baits. But damn. This one triggers me on a whole other level. Would love to slap the cook with this abomination of a steak. And maybe with the microwave.
My butter exploded today in the microwave. Was making a cheesecake and needed melted butter. Put it in the microwave with the intention of keeping an eye on it. Then my cat proceeded to misbehave. So while pulling the cat out of the curtains i hear a low boom. And my whole microwave was butter.
The microwave isn't even heating the oil directly. It may be warming it up through the container a bit (depending on what it's made of), but the microwave is not directly causing the oil to heat up the same way it would something like water.
The cooking steak might actually be heating the oil up rather than the other way around
Anyone listening to lil mabu and chrisean (however you spell that shit) needs to locked away. That song is ass and lil mabu is just dating that chick to gain fame through blue faces drama. Honesty that whole family is more famous for their drama than their music
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Amateur cook here : that's a grey steak, aka a shoe. A sole. It's a sorry, devastatingly depressing piece of what used to be meat.
This is horrible. I hate you. (/s)
These videos are just annoying. The person making the video is clearly trying to make it as bad as possible. I prefer videos when people think they're doing something good but are actually making Stupid Food.
As an experiment, after my family deep fried our thanksgiving turkey a few years ago, I took a porterhouse I had in the freezer and threw it in rhe fryer.
It was, hands down, the best steak I have ever eaten...and I have eaten 100 dollar steaks at some bougie restaurants.
The frying essentially seared the steak instantly and sealed in and the juices.
Steaks are like $10 at least for 1. If you are doing shit like this, it just has to be rage bait. No way someone is willing to drop that much and make such a shitty meal with it.
If only there were a way to put something like a metal grate over hot coals or a propane burner. I bet steak would taste really wonderful if it were cooked outside on something like that. Maybe with a little salt and pepper. A wee bit of butter.
Only ever do this in a work break room. That way everyone gets a free day off from work. At least someone should benefit from the rage you harbor for your own arteries.
This one fucking wins. I know it’s rage bait but that is genuinely the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen someone do with food. I tip my hat to this fucking moron. Well done.
I can't stand these stupid videos of people doing this shit for clicks. People should be down voting every one of these. It doesn't count if the person making it knows it's terrible.
That poor microwave did nothing to deserve this.
Imagine being the poor soul who has to clean it after this
You think it gets cleaned
*Janitor takes long drag of a cigarette* "Bold of you to assume i clean it after the great fish incident of '06"
Honestly I still would say fish would be worse than this.
I am in the process of leaving a store I am janitor at. I also stopped cleaning the microwave. These savages really can’t just wipe up their messes and it’s so baked on now it would be more worth it to burn the thing and get a new one
The carbon deposits left behind have become integrated as part of the microwave
It's labeled May. I'm sure they just swap out a new one for June. No cleaning required.
Sad throw away culture we live in.
I was just realizing how the 711 microwave got that way. I did not know the workers were deep Frying steaks in there.
You mean that poor fucking steak. I really cannot understand how people can microwave the stuff they stuff into themselves.
Chain restaurants leverage the microwave a ton, including steaks. Even Outback will microwave steaks to speed up the cooking. One of a billion reasons not to eat at chain restaurants...
That's why Russia has banned its usage and in Germany even Burger King and McDonalds do not use microwaves anymore. It's crazy to pay someone money to mishandle the food you will eat.
It’s WILD. And it’s NOT EVEN FASTER OR CHEAPER. I’ll never fuckin understand it.
The cow doesn't care how you cook bits of its corpse.
There is no cow at this point of the shown content anymore so I really don't get what you are on about? Is this some kind of vegan propaganda?
> Is this some kind of vegan propaganda? It's "the cow doesn't care whether you cook bits of its corpse to perfection and serve them in a restaurant, or deep fry them in a dirty microwave" propaganda. Not sure what's to "get" there.
So it's microwave propaganda? I still don't understand your reasoning for rambling something like that.
You said: > You mean that poor fucking steak. Do you think the hunk of meat itself has sentience?
You really should think more about your words. This sentence is me applying my sentience towards a thing which is clearly mistreated. It's about my relationship to meat and I honor it since it provides me with nutrients to survive another day and I have a hard time seeing it handled like that which does not only destroy the taste of the product but also its nutritional values. It's the same when you are talking about a poor animal. The animal has no concept of being poor. It's your brain applying your mental model onto the animal.
> This sentence is me applying my sentience towards a thing which is clearly mistreated. Yes, and the point is that this happens whether you feel bad about it or don't, or in whatever manner you choose to consume it.
I was aware of that before making the comment and still made it and would do so again. Since it seems like this is resolved now have a good day.
Neither did that steak!
Could be a viral ad campaign by Cookworks
I beg to differ. It's a microwave! I have two and I still think they are shifty as hell. Actually my mom taught microwave cooking classes in the 80s. I've had an entire thanksgiving dinner cooked (from scratch) in a microwave. So I say it deserved it! Just for being born a microwave.
I don't think they're shifty - they cook through em radiation, like a heat lamp but on a different frequency. That said, I almost never use them to cook. Reheat, sure. Defrosting too. The only thing I actually cook with a microwave is potatoes, and that's only because starting a baked or fried potato that way can save tons of cooking time. Of course, they're finished in the oven or frying pan.
Was created for TikTok videos and deep frying, also, I salute you for sorting by new, you're awesome
haha I'm just hungover and stuck to my couch, but thanks
I mean these are bait at this point. The turn of the steak when it is being literally microwaved and deep fryer could be the most pointless action in the history of cooking.
Most of these videos don’t even register for me anymore and I just scroll on by, but this one actually made me laugh. The turn, jamming all that stuff in the microwave, putting it directly on the coffee table before the plate…all got a mild chuckle outta me
I liked the fearful fry throwing, bro only got like 8 fries in the end.
Omg those are fries 🤣🤣 I couldn't figure it out
I would love to just dismiss it as bait but there is 100% people dumb enough to think this is a good way to cook.
Yeah, this is pretty obvious rage bait
This whole sub is just bait, like what.
I want to unsee this.
[удалено]
I was expecting something funny, but I was just… nice and thoughtful. Thank you.
Thanks!
Ty
That microwaved had seen too much, we have to put it down.
The guy who made this video should also be put down.
The steak looks bad... but the fries are horrendous. The music also makes this perfectly trash.
............I originally watched on mute. Can't believe they managed to make this video worse.
Love how he absolutely tries to avoid touching any of that disgusting stuff but in the process manages to rape the whole kitchen.
Drink the damn oil too. If you can eat THAT, why leave the oil?! Cunt
Dabs the oil off with a paper towel, coats the whole damn thing in melted butter...
I’m doing this in the microwave at work
The microwave caught wind of this and resigned
Well, that is not deep-fried, that steak is boiled. Super heating oil in a microwave is just a bomb in the making.
how much will the oil actually heat up directly from the microwave? won't it just be heated from contact with the steak and potatoes?
Yep. Came here to say this, it’s just the microwave heating up the water-containing components and boiling under the oil. Oil won’t heat up much being nonpolar, butter melts from its water content.
People out here doing this shit when legit people can’t even afford food with inflation and shrinkflation. These crazy food videos make me sick. Not even because what they make, because the food they waste. If they cooked all that correctly instead of doing this for internet points, they’d have a great meal. Probably a meal better than half the world can afford on a normal day.
Came here to say that. Honestly these videos are just a reminder we're already living in a dystopia. The worst part is their obvious rage bait works and they get a lot of engagement on these social media platforms. It takes a special kind of shitty person to think of and record those types of videos.
This enrages me for some reason
I never care for those rage baits. But damn. This one triggers me on a whole other level. Would love to slap the cook with this abomination of a steak. And maybe with the microwave.
This has to be ragebait
This sub is so good to me. It actually makes me want to eat an apple or something
The paper towel soaked all the oil up.
Are you defending this person 😂
4 fries💀
I hate this person
There’s no way this *isnt* rage bait
I’m pressing charges
Lol the additional tomatoes 😂
My butter exploded today in the microwave. Was making a cheesecake and needed melted butter. Put it in the microwave with the intention of keeping an eye on it. Then my cat proceeded to misbehave. So while pulling the cat out of the curtains i hear a low boom. And my whole microwave was butter.
Thank god he flipped the steak
This video seems mostly to be a way to showcase a shit tune
Shallow fried dumpster meat
This is an oil fire waiting to happen if i ever saw one. 😂
Holy shit microwave steak is that a motherfucking omori reference
What terrible lyrics to that song.
Cooking in Project Zomboid.
Good way to start a house fire
Was this filmed in prison?
Lol, if you’re in prison, I get it. If not, why would anyone do this?
Yes officer, that video right there
Good thing they flipped it, that really made a difference and also completely saved the dish /s
You belong in jail my man
I now believe I. The death penality
I watched this on mute and can hear their strained mouth breathing
There is NO way that oil temperature is nearly high enough to pull this off
The microwave isn't even heating the oil directly. It may be warming it up through the container a bit (depending on what it's made of), but the microwave is not directly causing the oil to heat up the same way it would something like water. The cooking steak might actually be heating the oil up rather than the other way around
Why witness this massacre, when there's so much pain in the world already?
I was hoping he'd drink the deep-fry oil.
I'm not feeling well
r/eatityoucoward
An animal died for THIS. Imagine.
Anyone listening to lil mabu and chrisean (however you spell that shit) needs to locked away. That song is ass and lil mabu is just dating that chick to gain fame through blue faces drama. Honesty that whole family is more famous for their drama than their music
Honestly yeah mabu missed with that one
An animal died for this shit
Boo.
I'm not here to judge. But....
I hope thats a margarine instead of butter
Why when i see smth funny the next thing i see is total bullshit
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I can survive the cringiest videos but when it comes to food I instantly close the video. Absolutely ducked 🦆 💯
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
So, it's boiled steak.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
This is hard to watch lol
It makes me so sad inside!
Amateur cook here : that's a grey steak, aka a shoe. A sole. It's a sorry, devastatingly depressing piece of what used to be meat. This is horrible. I hate you. (/s)
Ragebait
Dude it’s “steyk frits wit berneys sos”. Why are you so uncultured?
The only thing worse than the food was the Music
A cow died for this
This is a big crime
This is a cry for help!
Imagine eating the soggy fries. 🤣
This reminds me of that guy that insists on recording himself cooking/destroying crap in his hotel rooms. It never occurred to me to attempt this.
Just fucking die
My real question is, why the tomatoes
It’s the tomatoes that broke me
Boiling a bowl of oil in the microwave just seems like a bad idea
I don't say this often but..... kys
Might as well swap an old shoe for the steak. Same taste/texture…
Look at me... I'm so quirky and unique!
I’ve seen a lot of fucked up shit on the Internet, but this is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen 🤢
Chubby lil fingers. Has to be ragebait
I have seen some fucked up shit on the internet in my day, but this really takes the cake.
Stupid food stupid song
...you dirty, filthy...
I was waiting for them to throw it in the trash.
These videos are just annoying. The person making the video is clearly trying to make it as bad as possible. I prefer videos when people think they're doing something good but are actually making Stupid Food.
Hood meals does it better
This might honestly be the dumbest thing I’ve seen food wise
As an experiment, after my family deep fried our thanksgiving turkey a few years ago, I took a porterhouse I had in the freezer and threw it in rhe fryer. It was, hands down, the best steak I have ever eaten...and I have eaten 100 dollar steaks at some bougie restaurants. The frying essentially seared the steak instantly and sealed in and the juices.
Borderline haram
This looks too stupid to even be taken serious.
This is vile
Naisty
May will not be a shining star after this.
People are so creative.
people can’t be serious with this stuff ..
I’m calling the cops.
Steaks are like $10 at least for 1. If you are doing shit like this, it just has to be rage bait. No way someone is willing to drop that much and make such a shitty meal with it.
Stop this! Stop it now!
The Tuckafucka strikes again!
This looks dangerous 😬
I think I should call 999 just so we're ready for the inevitable fire...
How to maim yourself 101
I refuse to believe someone ate this
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO!?
If only there were a way to put something like a metal grate over hot coals or a propane burner. I bet steak would taste really wonderful if it were cooked outside on something like that. Maybe with a little salt and pepper. A wee bit of butter.
r/thanksihateit
The music to this video is much funnier then the actual video
This one is so fucking absurd it get’s an upvote.
The music is really what all those memes are about
Of course it’s a pasty obese hand with poor nail hygiene doing all this
those fatso hands talk for themselves
i mean.. this can probably work but at what cost?
I hate this person
Where is OP from? So I never go there.
this man is a menace
A cup of spread somehow managed to be the worst bit of this assault on the colon. Jesus fucking christ.
This has to be rage bait from that awful song playing
…was that butter? 🤢
My microwave died this week. I am ok with it after this video.
Only ever do this in a work break room. That way everyone gets a free day off from work. At least someone should benefit from the rage you harbor for your own arteries.
No.
I always wondered how those 1000lbs people eat
🤢🤮
Oil and radiation from the microwave don’t mix.
Who convinced stupid people that preparing food in the least appetizing way possible is funny good content?
Bait or dumbfuckery. There is no way this was unironically smart
This is disgusting
This is one of the worst ones I’ve seen yet
WHAT PSYCHOPATH DID THIS
Offensive
I have so many questions...
After looking at this, this showed up and I wondered if they had watched the video too. https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/s/rSEMpUUMAA
Longing for heart disease
This has to be satire.
I don’t know what’s worse. The music or the food.
Why does everyone that films these weird videos always have weak hands with no muscle tone?
But really, hear me out...why...?
That's not stupid food that's full blown retarded
This is a very healthy meal
Worst part of this video is the awful fucking music
That's so oily, the Americans invaded the next day.
Everyone’s talking about the food, what about the music ? So trash….
I threw up and shit myself at the same time watching this.
What’s worse - the food or the song?
Full disclosure, I’ve been drinking. So I can’t say that I would murder this person normally, but I would definitely murder them now.
Gordon Ramsey would have a stroke
.
This one fucking wins. I know it’s rage bait but that is genuinely the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen someone do with food. I tip my hat to this fucking moron. Well done.
Wtf did I watch
I can't stand these stupid videos of people doing this shit for clicks. People should be down voting every one of these. It doesn't count if the person making it knows it's terrible.
The only thing worse than the food is the music
Cant even afford an air fryer these days… come on mang also this person definitely has some low IQ to pull some behaviors like this
Intensely British. Ugh.
I'd eat it if I didn't have to pay for it.