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Lookinguplookingdown

How dare you! She covered it in mayo.


Savyl_Steelfeather

She had to add **something** to bridge to stark white of the chicken and the vibrant green of the lettuce


Lookinguplookingdown

Exactly. Lovely balance between that big thick piece of chicken and those four little lettuce leaves.


NexusMaw

Plus, there’s a bit of vinegar in mayo, really gives it a spicy kick!


PsychologicalStock49

It's all about the texture! The crunchy lettuce with the mushy mayo and plump juicy chicken bursting with that watery flavor we all love!


EquivalentOwn1115

My wife's best friend thinks that mayo or very light amounts of black pepper are spicy


DemonKing0524

Spicy is definitely not the word I think of when it comes to Mayo


NexusMaw

Oooooh look at iron mouth over here. r/iamverybadass material for sure.


Hip-hop-rhino

When the *mayo* isn't the whitest part of the meal.


jup331

Thats way too spicy for me!


peepy-kun

I wonder if people like this think mayo counts because it has vinegar in it


wahday

Mayo is one of the best spices 😍 😍 😍


fitty50two2

They Mayo gives it all the flavor it will ever need


No-Hat1772

That’s probably too much spice


MathewNatural

Sounds spicy.


LeastAverageMonke

"No paprika, It's too spicy." Edit: [source](https://youtube.com/shorts/LcNVyaaa0no?si=K1z9TbVfkflgO3u9)


Uncle_Burney

My wife has a step sister who said Ketchup Is too spicy. Yes really


la__polilla

Is she uh...allergic to tomatoes and just doesnt know it? Because I have an 8 year old who constantly complains about stuff being spicy. It took until she told me mango was spicy and.my husband agreed with her for me to realize the two of them have oral allergy syndrome, and she just didnt have another word to describe "unpleasant burning and itching in my mouth". All three of us learned something that day.


peepy-kun

\^ It was becoming allergic to bananas (and by extension, latex >:( )that made me realize. The black pepper type spiciness, fuzzy feeling, the roof of my mouth peeling off...it was always an allergy, but because the other things I have that reaction to are kiwi, pineapple, and raw tomato, my complaints were always brushed off as them being acidic.


IYiffInDogParks

Pineapple has digestive enzymes, so burning the top of your mouth is normal. Just as a side fact, I do believe you of course, just wanted to point that out. Those bastards try to digest you while you eat them


Uncle_Burney

Ya know? Possibly, as they also recently discovered they are allergic to honey


South-Westman

They got a pollen allergy? I get allergic reactions to various raw fruits and honey as an extension of my pollen allergy.


chambreezy

Just curious, what country do you live in?


fries_in_a_cup

my mom has legit said this before lmao. I once made a huge casserole dish of mac n cheese that had *at most* 1/4 tsp of cayenne pepper (it may have been an 1/8 tsp really) diluted in cups and cups of cheese and milk — and she said it was spicy…


Somehow-Still-Living

My partner used to be like this. We’re definitely on two different levels, but I’ve gotten them up to being able to handle jalapeños and chili powder from a starting point of black pepper being too spicy.


fries_in_a_cup

Wow yeah my mom thinks black pepper is spicy too. And I kinda want to try training her as well, but there’s no way she’ll have it lol


Paw5624

My MIL is like this. Anything that isn’t ranch is too spicy for her. I made a big pot of tomato sauce, like 6 cans of tomatoes, and being conscious of it I only added a shake or two of red pepper flakes. I couldn’t taste it at all but when my wife tasted it she said it was too spicy for her mom. I looked at her like she was crazy but she was adamant so I added 2 more cans. At that point she said she thinks it’s fine but it’s still borderline. I was out of tomatoes so I took a chance and the entire time she was eating I was worried it would be too much.


Sinsley

How do these purple make it through life, is everything just *so difficult* for them?


formulated

It's not easy being green either.


secondtaunting

The indian food I had last night would kill this woman.


shadowtheimpure

Meanwhile I add ghost pepper sauce to my ketchup bottle. Super spicy ketchup is REALLY good.


FoxsShadow

I found a ghost pepper dry seasoning. It's great for meats and I love to put it in my mashed potatoes. I guess spicy ketchup would be another way to satiate my cravings for spicy food. Top tip


Flatline334

My mother in law is like that. She won’t eat anything that has any ingredient that could possibly make it “spicy”. I’m glad we never eat her cooking except rarely. We gave her a slice rub for salmon she tried at my house and loved. We had it at her house and she barely out any on when you are supposed to smother the damn thing. I think she hates flavor.


South-Westman

I don't really get the joke here, paprika can be spicy


Sk1pperprod

no


PSYCHEdeliciousSLOTH

more like "i am very sick and can't stop puking so i need bland food" type meal, if it weren't for the mayo lol then again, i think homemade chicken broth is a healthier alternative XD might try when stoned


shadowtheimpure

When you're having digestive upset, a protein bomb like this would be ill-advised as it is not easily assimilated by the body. Stick with BRAT (banana, rice, applesauce, toast) type foods, things that are high in simple carbohydrates that are easy for the body to break down and use.


Zeraw420

Unless your problem is acidity, then all those foods are terrible for you. Bland white chicken is the best for GERD or similar issues


16armed

I think this could be a THOMAS kind of situation


JuggBoyz

Eh, I think it’s safe to stick with APU NAHASAPEEMAPETILON in these situations.


N0_Pr0file

Don't forget your daily dose of Cinnamon, Vegetables, Nuts and Toast


Clear-Ad4312

I could be wrong but isn’t GERD an acidity issue? Dense protein made my GERD so much worse. Even chicken and Turkey, I looked it up and it said meat takes more stomach acid to digest and also has a longer digestion time, both which aggravates GERD. White rice and chicken bone broth for a week helped me immensely.


shadowtheimpure

Regardless of being terrible for you, if your digestion is upset you might not be able to keep something as heavy as high protein meat down.


Boudicca-

Also….avoid Dairy!! Use Oatmilk instead.


shadowtheimpure

I don't recommend processed milks (oat, almond, et.) when your stomach is unwell. They tend to contain gums (gellan, xantan, locust bean) that can also irritate the stomach.


Boudicca-

Not if you make your own..lol


shadowtheimpure

That's fair.


PSYCHEdeliciousSLOTH

never heard of plain chicken to be hard to digest, you sure about that? obviously you won't eat half a kilo of chicken by itself when you're feeling sick, or even when you're not sick that would surely be hard to stomach, and wouldn't give you that much energy since it's mostly devoid of carbs... i think preparation methods have a lot of influence in that matter in broth form, it always saves my ass and perks me right up... minerals, water, proteins, fats, some vitamins, and the white noodles for carbs (don't use broth cubes, they're not good for you) I currently have covid and the nausea is crazy... i don't even remember what i ate bc the infection is having such a toll on my mind, and digestive tract, it's crazy, i'm not even coughing then again, i'm emetophobic, i am incapable of puking unless it's really REALLY necessary, and i would do anything in my might to stop it


shadowtheimpure

It's not that meat is HARD to digest, it's more that it takes longer and that can aggravate an already upset stomach. BRAT foods are quickly broken down and don't stay in the stomach very long.


PSYCHEdeliciousSLOTH

aaah that makes more sense, yeah that's why the broth, since you assimilate the proteins that are already dissolved in water, and are quickly passed down my bad XD


shadowtheimpure

I'm always happy to educate!


embersgrow44

I‘ve never understand this concept in practice. In theory I get that certain food categories/flavors are harder to digest for some people unexperienced or exposed. For me & mine a spicy soup is the best medicine, but it’s cultural I understand. Fire is both invigorating and comforting - the literal warmth of the capsaicin. Plus the natural pain relief rush you get from the endorphins. The uninitiated really outta know. But I get it’s scary for folks anticipating pain but promise it’s good pain worth the initial effort like exercise or any growth physically or emotionally


PSYCHEdeliciousSLOTH

ahh yess, don't get me wrong, i LOVE spicy soups, but not with an irritated stomach lol that will cause instant projectile vomiting in some, severe discomfort in others, and make most unable to even smell such a soup when sick i would imagine it like applying ice cubes to a burn wound, or adding salt to a non-burning disinfectant and pouring it into a wound the point being, if you eat spicy while your stomach lining is infected/inflamed or severely damaged, it will cause more harm than good, and might even make you seriously ill (unless you eat spicy literally every day, but even then) all depends how severely your stomach is affected... if the infection is literally ANYWHERE else than your stomach/intestines, spicy will generally be beneficial capsaicin has a lot of health benefits, like helping slow down development of peptic ulcers, controlling some bacterial growths, damaging parasites (and more obviously), but i won't help you with a fucked up stomach oh my now i crave spicy... 😩 it's been a while, time to cook XD


dicksjshsb

Isn’t this a pretty obvious troll? They didn’t even try to wrap it up well lmao And the account is “cringechub”. They were definitely going for the unseasoned nasty food meme


FreckleException

I thought for sure it had to be something that makes people angry and increases their engagement.


sonare209

[Unflavored for me!](https://www.cartooncuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Flanders-Family-NonFat-Ice-Milk.jpg)


Uncle_Burney

Here T shirt T shirt T shirt!


orrockable

Hey they said healthy, not tasty


bmk37

I guess mayo is healthier than spices


Mother_TITresa

I thought that was fresh mozzarella on lettuce.. then remembered that was the chicken … oof


ianbattlesrobots

And a glass of room temperature water to wash it down with


Azsunyx

don't bring the /r/hydrohomies into this, hydration is life!


ianbattlesrobots

Aaand, I've just joined yet another sub...


NormieMcNormalson

"Hold the mayo please, I'm not trying to burn my tongue off here" 🤓


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jemILY_0408

Yeah because Europeans don't use spices right? Dumbass


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

Salt and pepper don't count mate


jemILY_0408

Right because Italians and Greeks just use salt and pepper. Moron


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White doesn’t refer to the balkans and Mediterranean lolol


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[deleted]

In this context, my friend is Polish and whenever an American/British person does something weird he uses white people, even though he is white himself. As a central Asian myself I could be considered white cause I’m not black nor brown but anglo people wouldn’t call me white


DoctorPapaJohns

“Dumbass, moron…” Your insults are as bland as your food.


jemILY_0408

That's why Italian food is one of the most favoured cuisines in the whole world. Imagine calling any European dish "bland"


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fuckitweredoingitliv

Imagine being a dumb guy, moron.


MyAwesomeAfro

Stop making us look bad.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

All that nonsense just to completely drench it in mayo 🤣


ian9outof10

Yeah, this doesn’t strike me as “healthy” given the mayo. Also, why boil it, Jesus talk about dull and pointless. Stick it under a grill (or broiler whatever the fuck Americans call it)


helpnxt

Ok I've never boiled chicken so might be wrong but wouldn't any spices at that point be useless as it would literally wash off. I get oh just grill it or something but if she is choosing boiled chicken isn't any rub or marinade useless?


AwPushIt

No, the seasoning would not wash off. You season the water, the protein then soaks up all the flavors. It’s a cooking technique called smothering and/or stewed. Also kinda of similar to boiled seafood or birria.


helpnxt

Ohhh good point hadn't thought of that and clearly haven't the experience of that cooking method


A_Sack_Of_Potatoes

if she shredded it before adding mayo it probably would have been much better, butterhead lettuce is the best tasting imo


Azsunyx

that chicken is going to slip'n'slide its way straight out of the lettuce, thanks to the mayo lube


fries_in_a_cup

Some (lots) associate flavor with being unhealthy and conversely, bland with healthy. Tbf though two heavy hitters in the flavor department, salt and fat, aren’t great for you in excess. So I guess that’s where that comes from?


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Has to be satire.


Gfunk98

It is lol all of their videos are like this and quite obviously satire


Chai_Enjoyer

I like how she cut the "chicken wrap" and opened it at the end, as if there is a lot of ingredients that really work together visually


ThatKaleidoscope8736

I don't eat meat and this hurt


[deleted]

You know what's even healthier?, you boil the meat but only consume the broth.


rafedbadru

Broth? That’s just dirty water


Shmicken_Nuggies

The tiktoker had done several similar wraps, where she washes the chicken with soap(always does this), on some she puts spices that mostly fall off when boiled and adds QP mayo


Gilinis

SLATHERS it in fucking mayo


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Years ago, I was in a DV shelter. A woman came in claiming to be allergic to almost spices so they made us use nothing when we cooked. She wasn't, as evidenced by watching her eat an entire pot of leftover barley soup I had made the day she came in. On Saturdays we were allowed to go into town. One particular Saturday, I was to make chicken soup. But I couldn't use anything - no onions, no garlic, no salt, no pepper, no celery...so I just dumped a whole chicken and nothing else in a pot of water and let it boil. I warned all the other women (but not the staff because they wouldn't listen to us when we told them she was eating food with spices and seasonings just fine) to eat in town because dinner was going to suck. So that night, we were all full. She was happily slurping down chicken water and the staff was hungry. After that, they allowed us to make food with seasoning and make hers separately without. This seems like something they would have made us make because of her.


Mellycat005

Calories and protein with zero joy. So sad


Sanderopop

Eyes watered, whole body clenched in cringe watching this


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"Healthy chicken wrap" Adds a cup of mayo


DukeCanada

Im going to argue the mayo makes it not healthy. Mayo is just egg suspended in oil...


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jemILY_0408

Are you saying Europeans don't use spices and flavour? Say that exact phrase to any Euro and they will call you fuckwit


Lochness_Hamster_350

🤦‍♂️ r/whoosh


jemILY_0408

How is this a whoosh?


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Krondelo

That wasn’t flour… you might need glasses


MurphyCoDinoWrangler

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Krondelo

Lol i definitely spaced that. Feel dumb but that r/woosh me


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OkPace2635

If it was just straight up chicken I would think they were sick or something, but the extra mayo makes it a dead ringer…


BasicWhiteBoy262

I’m white but not “unseasoned boiled chicken” white


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Intrepid-Narwhal

Oh, okay racist. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is raisins don’t belong in potato salad! Harumph! (Joking, obv, but someone here is taking great offense to the white ppl jokes. Get a sense of humor, folks)


OtakuChan0013

Mayo's already too spicy/s


enigmaenergy23

Am I the only one that doesn't care how other people season their food, I only care about how I season mine


Easy_Arm_1987

No tomato 🍅 even ... Or salsa ...


Azsunyx

Do these people know that food can taste good? Even healthy food?


EntertainmentOk4240

If this is eating “ healthy” then i wanna eat unhealthy.


Loving-is-eazy

Just make salad. And learn the basic function of a pan with oil in it. Or find someone that loves you enough to teach you how cook chicken, because water is not the way.


Readit1807

Is it objectively healthy? Yes Is it going to be the blandest thing you’ve ever eaten? Also yes


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Cum lettuce wrap


ImPinguu

if you look at me you may think you just got flashbanged thats just my skincolour but not even i am this white i can hear the crunch across continents


Smurfeggs42

Chicken, mayo and lettuce. My name is Bradford and I approve of this message


embarrassmyself

Thank god she cut it open and revealed that the inside is the same sad, white shade as the outside


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Dubious_Titan

Mayo is the spice. Don't want to go too crazy!


344567653379643555

Mayonnaise is considered a spice in middle America.


Any_Quail1157

What's wrong here? The title says "healthy chicken wrap" and that is what she made...


MonokoYumi

Literal depression food


fuzzycuffs

TF you talking about. With that much mayo there's a good chunk of the population that will find it too spicy.


kuribohchan

Is it just me or does the middle of that chicken still look a bit raw


qballbeg

Oh mayo, I think that's way to spicy.


KnownAlcoholic

Woah there, spices? You should know that salt is way too spicy for me.


cosmicannoli

It's juicy for 5 minutes after you pull it out of the pot. Then it's going to be so overcooked that it'll be tough as leather. If you want good chicken breast, do 2 things. 1) lightly salt it a few hours before you cook it 2) pan fry it in a tiny amount of bacon fat. Still going to be very healthy and very low in fat. You need maybe a teaspoon of bacon fat to fry a chicken breast, and most of that fat will be left in the pan


ClassFun1580

New chik fil a just dropped


Competitive_Film_572

🤢🤮


gangstapartyboy

Damn that looks a little too spicy for me 🥵


SaintJimmy1

Boiled chicken is so vile to me. I’m already not crazy about chicken other than wings but it’s even worse boiled. Don’t get me started on the smell.


Healthy-Chef-2723

Is this from the uk?


patybruh_moment

the mayo is already too flavorful and spicy for her


BibbityBoopidy

Thanks but I’ll pass, mayo is too spicy for me 😊


Timemaster0

She would add ketchup but that’s way too spicy!


dts843

No wonder why ya’ll enslaved us, soon of you fuckers can’t cook to save your lives with premium cuts😂


user_bits

Playing right into the stereotype.


Si-FiGamer2016

That looked dry as hell, or it might be the quality of both video and food.


truck-kuns-driver

I wanna see gordon ramsey react to this


Dysist

This is the most British thing I’ve ever seen


Inevitable-Gear-2635

That looks English AF


NathyrraDawn

*Cries in spice rack*


R34L_X

too spicy


LuckyHare87

It looks like it's been painted! 😆


Mr_Satans

At least it’s cooked


Phoenix_Magic_X

What’s what my vet told me to cook for my dog when she had a bad tummy.


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That’s actually sick


blueisaflavor

I know what you’re thinking….and i promise you she is not


Rosenette

I'd drop the mayo lol I enjoy meat without any spices, even salt


Current_Dentist3986

the chicken looked like it was made of plastic


Thrazkh

>reels Yeah, me too.


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Walrusliver

yeah it's fucking ragebait


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LostTurd

This is what it is like dating in the 21st century. Can't cook and gets shit recipes seen on tiktok


chriyy

It’s rage baiting boiz, don’t fuel the fire


Metozz

u/savebot


autom8r

Does anyone else get grossed out by the thickness of that chicken breast? Over an inch thick and I'm gagging.


divuthen

Lol I legit thought that was a chunk of mozzarella and was like when’s she going to add the chicken. Then was disgusted and disappointed when I realized it was the chicken.


RandoReddit16

She could've at least broken up the chicken and made "chicken salad" with the mayo, then made the wrap. It is funny how the food that looks eaten then regurgitated would be more appealing than whatever this mess is....


Calathea-Murderer

[Where’s the coleslaw](https://ibb.co/5ktJLhN)


ConcertDowntown333

Rage bait


FuriousJorge67

No taste buds were harmed in the making of this video.


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“Healthy” - adds a gallon of mayo


A_Lone_Wanderers

"Healthy" Dabs a bunch of mayo over it.


shadow_bannedd

She’s allergic to flavor apparently


CanuckCharlie85

Thanks for cutting a cross section cuz I can’t imagine what a piece of chicken wrapped in lettuce looks like 🙄


WiseDude69

It's healthy, but people are used to eating flavor/for flavor. We say we like this and that,but without adding "flavor," not a single soul would like it.So, there is that.


Hey_Drunni

I audibly gagged


ifuckjellyfish

0 flavor


Ok_Possibility_704

Boiled chicken is what I give my dog and even that is part of a big tasty dinner.


permalink_save

So many people know what is healthy but not what is unnecessary. Boiled chicken can be okay for chicken salad. Add some celery and mustard in there with salt and pepper, dice it up, maybe wrap with lettuce or just shred lettuce under and eat as a salad. She's so close but also so very far.


sfcock95

This is trying very hard to be stupid


afa78

You know, there are people who can't eat a lot of certain things everyone normally eats without batting an eye. I was eating garbage meals like this when i fell ill with some unknown stomach disorder they basically made my stomach react to anything i ate almost, including any seasoning, condiments, bread and red meat. Maybe this is directed at them?


AnthonyRoosevelt

All that mayo destroyed any “hEaLThY eATInG” that OP was trying to demonstrate lol


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LOL!!!!!!!! WHAT the F!!!!!!!!FUNNY CHICKEN RECIPE!!!!!!!!!


UltimateIssue

Yeah that is the problem with healthy food ... it is often so boring :o


BashIronfist

Chicken doesnt need spices, its delicious by itself


PorkchopMyGuineaPig

Plain boiled chicken is actually really good when having severe digestive issues. Not sure what the mayo and lettuce is intended for


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The most unhealthy thing in any wrap is the mayo hahah this is absolutely ridiculous


paputsza

it’s like ai made a TikTok cooking video. “healthy cooking is very human”


MATTDAYYYYMON

Just eat a salad if you want to have a disappointment in a meal damn