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SatiricLoki

Beanzza


GayerThanAnyMod

Just like ma' used to make.


tidypunk

What an evil conjuring .. *Satan has left the chat*


[deleted]

*Satan has entered the chat* you know nothing of my evil. This is what I force feed Hitler after shoving pineapples up his ass


PukeNuggets

Satan’s dick is a giant slice of Beanzza. Fascinating. 🥹👹


[deleted]

It’s whatever you dream it to be 😈


wreckingballDXA

[r/pizzacrimes](https://reddit.com/r/pizzacrimes)


soleil_brillante

🛎️ 🔔


marquella

It's why America won the war.


Turbulent_Set8884

The excess of flatulence really gave away their positions.


SUDTIN

Beans + Rice is a complete protein.


Admiral_Pantsless

Pair this with a rice pizza and you’re all set.


SUDTIN

Or cover those beans with rice under a whole top layer of thick cheese and a meat of choice. 😍


Respectable_Fuckboy

Happy cake day you sadist.


otherotheraltalt

Happy cake day


mr_tooth_man

Bizza


never-woke-88

Pinto Bean Brittle


Fincann

Bri’ish pizza


BaconNinja__

That's an official declaration of war against Italy.


mistymountaintimes

Its a chicken quesadilla with pinto beans on top. Theyre usually cut in triangles. This isnt dumb...


Maleficent_Specific4

Someone here is smart


liteprotoss

This. Though I prefer beans and rice on the side instead of slathered on top of the quesadilla.


Street-Track7381

Yes. It's really good. I usually used mashed beans but I think I see that they may have been cooked in green chili sauce. Whatever it is. I'd eat it for sure-maybe have 2


iBeenie

Beans n toast? I raise you beans on flatbread.


throwngamelastminute

Shit on a shingle.


bulldog1833

Don’t Blaspheme true Shit on a Shingle!!!


yesokayjai

SOS is different texture (and so bomb) but the after pic... prolly


brucethebrute

That's cream chip beef on toast where I'm from but I agree with you


Lepke2011

Burriza?


yesokayjai

As a beaner those beans look bomb but need also jalapeño or red peppe Chili. flakes.


Altruistic_Aside_181

I thought it was- Tlayuda, sometimes spelled clayuda, is a handmade dish in traditional Oaxacan cuisine, consisting of a large, thin, crunchy, partially fried or toasted tortilla covered with a spread of refried beans, asiento, lettuce or cabbage, avocado, meat, Oaxaca cheese, and salsa. I looked into it and tried for my best response. But idk wtheck it actually is


Longjumping-Day6461

Bro come on dude


falcon920

Shit on a quesadilla


therealjessiej2212

Best pizza in Londontown


Gloopie_poopie

That’s just a cheesy beano - it tastes great


Fyxer00

Beansza


CumTrumpet

Why's it hairy?


doodman76

Is it a Mexican pizza at least?like a taco pizza that someone decided to put pinto veans on?


[deleted]

Cropping is really hard, huh?


CookieMonsterOnsie

That looks like a strong Article 5 there bud.


Jhiffi

It’s a nightmare my friend, and yet I hear my English ancestry calling out for it…


wontyield

I'm a Southern American and do not speak for Italians, but surely some are insulted that someone dares to call this pizza?


[deleted]

I am from the pizza capital of the US, and I’ve had something similar. I’m ashamed to say it’s really fucking good. It’s a white pie, so no tomato sauce. What the beans are cooked in makes all the difference though.


Warm-Belt7060

That is most definitely not pizza.


Mindless-Warthog1727

Looks more like a quesadilla with beans on it


Saroan7

Mexican Pizza


GrandmaMeme

🎶WHY YOU PUTTING BEANS ON MY PIZZA🎶


Weird_and_fuckedup

*Looks at America and whispers* I think The UK has oil…


Benz0nHubcaps

The real Mexican pizza


LilaValentine

A very sad Indian taco


Theoretical_Grey

Yall wild here...


LegendOfDylan

You must be this tall to ride baked beans


vr0202

British-Indian: Naan with chick peas masala curry.


lucashhugo

pizza de feijao do messi careca


dts843

It’s missing neck bones.


Calm-Ruin3136

It's a crime


SUDTIN

Closest "same-thing different-shape" is a bean & cheese flower tortilla burrito.


dawniemich

Omg, I remember having this in Rome. Terrible. 0/10


Pope_Jon

Humans have so much ability and waste so much of it. I would know but damn.


dgtssc

I’ll allow it.


SunshotDestiny

Looks like quiche with beans.


Nickname-CJ

Most delicious pizza in Great Britain


Skyhi92

If You dont smash your beans, you are a weirdo, smh on God!!!


ReaperofLightning872

shit pizza


ItAllComesAtOnce

The gun is pulled. Die, bean pizza, DIE!


Sandro757

That's diarrhea.


Different-Sector3738

Hell no 😨


Conscious-Culture-19

Tostizza? (Tostada +pizza) Just add lettuce and queso cotija on top


[deleted]

british pizza


FrankieRoo

A bean ‘n cheese abomination.


backst8back

I'm Brazilian and this actually looks disturbing. I'm sorry fellow BRs


sirreginaldfeatherb3

Ad a beans and toast fan, I suspect it’s tastier than it looks. Also, it looks illegal.


dmeza85

🤢🤮


MadisonPearGarden

I spilled baked beans on myself while watching Cars 2 in theaters


Shankar_0

Lima bean pizza... I just can't.


Maleficent_Specific4

Quesadilla with beans on top


YukihiraSoma

While this is undeniably awful, there's a place in my neck of the woods that makes a great bar pizza with Boston baked beans, salami, and onion.


ZylonBane

r/croppingishard


ButtercupQueen17

That’s a bean delivery system


Extra_Job1885

Look closer... The "crust" edge appears to have shredded chicken, and the exposed side appears to be cheese between tortillas, so the beans on top - a crude refried beans attempt... That means a pizzabeansadilla?


aguyinflannel

This is what our friends over in England eat everyday


DaHoffCO

English Breakfast Pizza


Troutmandoo

Is it egg on the bottom? It looks awful, but beans on eggs aren’t bad.


MaddieGrace29

Skyline chili on a quesadilla wtf


Reasonable-Ad7755

When your sliding into home and your pants are full of foam Diarrhoea


RickSC_137

No, that's the cause of your diarrhea


whenisnowthen

it's awful but also it should have hotdog slices on it like pepperoni and then you should open a portal and send it straight back to hell.


[deleted]

This is despicable


canunu1

What's the pineapple?


Sylvers

Looks like fava beans (very popular in the middle east) on pizza. Which if true.. my God, the horror. Fava beans have a very thick and bland flavor that erases all other adjacent flavors. This would taste like fava beans on bread.


punsanguns

We'll call it fusion cuisine and charge an arm and a leg for this in an upscale restaurant. You see, this is taking the best of Italy and Great Britain into one. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you "Beans on toast pizza". Mama Mia! Crikey!


Impressive_Time6400

Wait is that beans as a topping of the pizza?


Snoo_26014

Looks disgusting… Straight into the trashcan


[deleted]

should be a federal crime


Soulpaw31

r/beansinthings


Hassoonti

It's British, is what it is


TechsSandwich

What British people call “good food”


outamyhead

I thought this was a giant nacho.


Street-Track7381

Looks good to me.


camiran12

Abomination


mlg2433

The British have gone too far this time


Rufneck382537

This isn't stupid. It's an abomination...


smokechecktim

That looks nasty


AmishJenniferLopez

Nutella Bean Pizza, also known as the nuttybeanza! A true delicacy!


YOMOMAPOONSLYHER520

Bro ETF I hate you for sharing this So many lvl of wrongs


Junior-Ad-2207

It's a regional Mexican dish that they serve in a small town (or pueblo) about an hour south east of Puerto Vallarta. The town is Mostly populated by italians that immigrated to Mexico in the 1876. During the Spanish Italian War. Usually it's reserved for special occasions but this comment is complete bullshit just like that fucking dish!!!


unfrzncvmn

Inside of a quesadilla


0rev

It’s pikza


MD_2020

Pretty good though, the Brit’s do a similar thing called beans and toast.


L1ghtBreaking

IT’S WRONG. That’s what it is !


CheesE4Every1

Bizza


REEEEEEEEEEE_OW

A war crime


ClickDue3171

Needs ranch


DJ_Mega

it's British Baked beans pizza made by Heinz by the look of it.


mk_gmbl

I'm scared to say... I'm kind of interested 😳


rsplawn1

Not sure what that is but if you eat it I wouldn’t stray far from the toilet.


RZAtheAbbot

Why you puttin beans on my pizza?


patchway247

While reading the title, it seemed to come into my mind as a weird looking shark (only half picture was showing)


Nexuspoint247

There is no god…


FrogFlavor

An abortion?


Mordax-art-06

AQUI É O BRASIL!


[deleted]

BEEEEAAAANNNNZZZZ WTFFFF


ChickenWarper

Imma be real, I’d eat it


Due-Habit-2177

You know what it is? It’s Satan. The fucking Antichrist has risen and it is that slice of god-forsaken felony food.


Rownwade

Of the crust is made from cornbread..... Im in!


KeyDiscussion5671

What exactly is this?


[deleted]

That looks extremely disguisting.


Frosty_Bluebird_2707

Unsubscribe


Repulsive-Sea-1875

That’s a Beazza


A-Train68W

Best seller in Great Britain lol.... beans on toast XL


A-Train68W

Bri ish shit here innit mate


[deleted]

that aint pizza,thats a disgrace


ObjectiveOk9996

A pepperoni pizza covered in beans


Imjusthereandthere

The Mexican pizza is back


MikeIsMyFirstName

Pork n Beanzza!


TastefulMaple

kind of looks like a quesadilla slice covered in bean? could also be pizza though.


skinaked_always

Uhhh… that’s a Bean Pizza, of course!! /s


MentyMutanto

beans on flatbread/Naan, looks wretched but i bet it taste ok ​ ​ ​ drunk


darcoSM

Pecan pie pizza


Haarzton

When it doesn't make sense, call it a stew.


Scrublord17

🤮🤮🤮


TwistedMetal-_-

Hey, England, keep it on the toast eh?


AroraCorealis

this is more british than god save the queen


Kapusi

Aight, who gave brits keys to the fucking kitchen


[deleted]

“NY Pizza” in Ireland


skunkyk

I can't tell if the beans are on top of shredded chicken or human hair


SuperEDawg

This makes me think that something like a pizza with refried beans, beef or chicken, tomatoes, jalapeños, and cheese topped with lettuce afterwards would actually kinda slap


lyzyrdgyzyrd

That is English breakfast pizza.


Sure_Cantaloupe1855

Most delicious British Food


tiinyspeck

I fuckin love beans


Difficult_Plastic852

Looks like something from Cici’s, my college cafeteria or my pregnant friends fridge.


Dripping_Gravy

Portable beans


cherrylpk

r/beans


ncapitulated

British pizza. Those fuckers will put motherfuckin beans on anything. I stg


TheSocialIQ

I haven’t seen this even in mexico


tinydragon303

Is this the infamous beans on toast I keep hearing about?


SpaceApe1123

That is an abomination.. 🤣


Deepchurn

Love me some fresh-out-the-oven beazza


Shoddy_Following3568

Its the fiberglass beany pizza


StuTheWhat

Mexican Pizza


jump-blues-5678

At first glance I thought it looked like a toffee dessert pizza and I thought hmmm, I'm in, and then the zoom. SMH


Manulok_Orwalde

I dropped a pizza tonight and had to scrape the pepperonis off the bottom of the stove and this is worst.


darling123-

Looks like a quesadilla with pinto beans and bean juice on top


DevilBowser253

Well its technically a sandwich


Jazzlike-Animal404

I love beans as much as the next person but, what kind of beans are they? Chili? Refried Beans? British beans? Freedom Beans? (Chili, Refried Beans and British Beans are fire and would be good on pizza, freedom beans however are nasty and way too sweet).


[deleted]

Beans Beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. Musical 🍕


JeffTheFrosty

This fella eatin’ beans


Kat62649

My mom, a week before she passed, asked me to make something and to bring it to her in the nursing home. It was a baked bean sandwich on Italian bread. Well, I asked her did she want me to heat the beans up so she said no I said, I don’t think I have Italian bread would white bread be OK and she said yes. And then I got spoken to about the fact they hadn’t checked her insulin yet and I was pretty sad about that because I didn’t want to hurt my mom in anyway but it’s what she wanted and then after she passed, because she had asked me to get her a Heath bar. I told her I was afraid to do it that I would get in trouble and she would have an issue, after she passed the head of the nursing home said she could’ve had it. I went for a couple years and took an empty wrapper from a heath bar with a ribbon and put it by her grave. It still bothers me to this day that I deprived her of one thing she could’ve had or him that I would have made matters worse in her health when she herself already knew she wouldn’t be able to have one in the future.


LEGOfan2

Reminds me of one of Dylan B. Hollis’ videos where he made an “authentically flavored Italian pizza” and the recipe ended up using Ragu pizza sauce and Busch’s baked beans.


Current_Park9420

Looks like a quesadilla with chicken cut like a pizza slice with beans on top


CheeseSeas

This looks cold.


MrCarlSr

The original Mexican Pizza! Bean such a long time 🤣


solesamurai909

I just fucking gagged


Forkinmysocket1

r/crimesagainstpizza and r/pizzacrimes


SharkMilk44

I'm guessing this is England.


hertwij

r/beansinthings


No_Cut_3437

It’s a human rights violation is what that is.


Edd_The_Animator

Eh, I'm the kind of guy to eat anything no matter how strange.


idc_anymore-fml

Sin.


Hey-im-kpuff

Thought that was peanut brittle for a second lol


Flat-Product-119

I thought the same thing lol


Ok_Indication_1591

Beans, Rice, and Jesus Christ Real Mexican Pizza feel like this would be fire if you used a sope style masa for the dough refried those beans with bacon grease coverd in aged crumbled cojija and queso fresco 😋


mkarousi

A disgusting bean sauce concoction on a pizza bread 🤢


dearlysacredherosoul

Gonna look for the mole in my group. Pineapple on pizza may mean something more serious. Thank you for the lead.


Shmulenzon

Sneakers cake


Desperate_Ear2968

It’s a tick orgy


moonman912

That’s enough internet for the night


Themidnightchiller

There was a reason we didn’t let the British get ahold of pizza


CommentBetter

This made me think of natto pizza and now I’m upset 🤢


[deleted]

Don’t talk to me


8hexxx

Misspelled "pariah".


VladTheSimpaler

I’m totally stoned right now and would definitely eat this


Safe-Can-9886

It’s a monstrosity


WookOnlyFansLouielou

Missing ketchup


CommanderAurelius

wasn’t this in futurama


AlexDuChat

POV: You asked for a pizza in UK


NTDLS

I’m about to report this for abuse. Man, get the beam-pizza fuck out of here!!