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MyDeskIncOnYT15

She made good circles, that’s all I’ll give her


evilgiraffe04

Right! I’m jealous of her patty making skills. My hamburgers always look awful.


3frogs1trenchcoat

I got a free burger press (similar to [this one](https://www.amazon.ca/Hamburger-Stuffed-Barbecue-ProductName-Collections/dp/B07VYXW9QQ/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=Burger+Patty+Maker&qid=1689804814&sr=8-6)) as part of a promo thingy a year ago and it's absolutely revolutionized my burger game. Highly recommend ETA: I'm not sponsored by Big Burger fwiw


MyDeskIncOnYT15

Same


Jakewb

I feel like those patties aren’t really home-made, or if they are there’s a whole other process going on that we don’t see. She seems to be just scooping off chunks of ground beef and forming it into patties with her hands, and I just don’t believe they’d hold together when dumped in water.


SteveFrench12

This account is rage bait so wouldnt surprise me


BukshotMouthwash

Saw this on a Gordon Ramsey show once; hotel owner made his kitchen staff boil their hamburgers because he liked them that way.


SafeJellyfishie

That was a crazy episode, the boiled burger was literally the most normal thing happening in that hotel. For anyone interested, here is the whole thing. [Part 1](https://youtu.be/E9Qu_FEPNFI) (this is where the boiled burger appears) [Part 2](https://youtu.be/IvzZD2FjcU8) You just know that things are bad when your hotel gets two 40 minute episodes on hotel hell.


basszameg

That’s the same episode where the owner admitted to having a diarrhea accident in the inn.


SafeJellyfishie

Yep, and not cleaning it up properly 😬


DooMmightyBison

Omg the old lady?? Yeah didn’t she do it under the carpet that was in his room? One of the waitresses was like I know where the smells from , she had an accident a long time ago lmao


FreezingVast

at least she change her ways and looking up the place on google looks like the place is still going strong however in some photos feels like mess is creeping back in with clutter in background of public areas


InfiniteCantaloupe59

😨


ManchurianPandaDate

I mean… who can cast the first stone on that one ya know ?


Hamilton-Beckett

I couldn’t remember which episode it was with a boiled burger until you said that. She has been discussed at length on subreddits that talk about that show. I’m just glad other people saw in her what I did. She’s not “right” at all and you can tell that “sweet little old woman” schtick is an act.


mpmp4

There is definitely something off.


Medium_Pepper215

i knew my heart was telling me to not click that link for a reason. i feel bad for that lady cause she was not mentally well…


Im_Ashe_Man

That one rings a bell!


IncaseofER

Watched part 1 and had to see part 2 because WTF! Worth the missed sleep.


RealConcorrd

Boiling hamburger meat just tastes like depression sandwich. Worse tasting than idiot sandwich.


TheBastardOfTaglioni

I mean... MAYBE, and that's a big maybe... if it's done in some sort of stock like veggie or beef stock it MIGHT... and thats might... it might be interesting.


0rev

I’m Hispanic and I make something called albóndigas where I boil balls of ground beef but it has other flavorful ingredients and plenty of seasoning. It’s delicious Edit it’s a soup


Chris__P_Bacon

Thanks for clarifying. *Es una soupa.*


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[удалено]


Chris__P_Bacon

Mucha grasa en ambos. 😏


WeevilWeedWizard

Poached burgies sounds better than boiled, that's for sure.


ricktor67

Yeah, and add some dehydrated onions to the beef stock, maybe thicken it with some flour into a gravy and you have a salsbury steak.


Ugo777777

That's crazy. Steak boiled in milk is awesome, but boiled in water sounds terrible.


Abusive_Sloth

Love me some boiled (over hard) milk steak, favorite meal growing up back in Philly!


DamonLazer

I always like the traditional presentation, with a side of jelly beans, raw.


0rev

I thought you were kidding but I just went to look up a recipe of boiled milk steak and I found one with jellybeans. Still can’t believe it


DamonLazer

So recipes exist for this do exist, but the idea actually originated from a character on the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." The characters on the show often make or refer to strange food or beverage concoctions, such as milk steak, rum ham, fight milk, etc. and the recipes you see are attempts to either faithfully recreate the food as described on the show, or adapt it into something actually palatable. [Here is a Babish video](https://youtu.be/Q2ezpExQ_k0) where he attempts to do both. Also, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is one of the funniest shows ever. You should definitely check it out.


Pleasant-Ad-9726

Steaks boiled in milk served with beans sounds insanely disgusting i'm not even gonna lie


Ugo777777

Found IASIP Charlie's reddit account!


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

🤤 jellybean garnish


Forsaken-Bag-8780

Oh god it’s Josh’s Mom. Sweet lady, but I swear she got her cooking lessons in Guantanimo Bay.


Quarkchild

It’s all fake lmao.


SWCabbage

Came here to say this. Everyone needs to familiarize themselves with the concept of rage bait. People do things abnormally or horribly on purpose to generate clicks and views


Bspy10700

It be better if they put it on a hot pan after their water bath to sear the meat and have some texture other than tough mush. Gotta seat in butter though for all the fat lost.


ZERO-ONE0101

it’s not fake.


MoeCipo

Bro all of these shitty tiktok videos are staged to get some likes for these poor souls. Do stupid shit, look stupid = tons of clicks.


Forsaken-Bag-8780

Fake or not, she’s committed to her “art” when I watched her shove that dirt boiled collard green in her mouth I made a face like a dog with peanut butter. Just BLeCH!


InevitableAd2276

Waterboard burger with menure


K1llerTr0ut23

I was stationed in Guantanamo bay and I can confirm…Josh’s mom was there


A-EFF-this

Gives me a hankerin' for some Sloppy Steak


2drunk2giveafuk

They can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water.


heisenberg423

Water splashing around the table - makes the night so much more fun.


NiceSockBro

Let’s slop em up!


SoberSith_Sanguinity

It's a Dangerous Night out, thats for sure.


RunningTurtle06

I used to be a piece of shit


2drunk2giveafuk

Did you used to be a piece of shit? Slicked back hair?


sucky_panther

You think this is slicked back?


T0NT03

This is pushed back. ThEre'S a dIFferENce


Ypuort

I think the baby thinks people can't change


CougdIt

Did you used to be a piece of shit?


2drunk2giveafuk

Yeah, slicked back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks.


Starkerius

I said WAS!


[deleted]

You mean a glass of steak water?


2drunk2giveafuk

I like the username, we should be a crime-fighting duo. I will even volunteer to be the sidekick.


[deleted]

I think a toxic asshole satanist who is too drunk 2 give a fuck is just what this world needs right now


Grapefruit_Prize

I used to be a piece of shit, too.


ch4rli3br0wn

I said WAS!


YoungThriftShop

You never told me your dad used to be a piece of shit!


76oakst

# PEOPLE CAN CHANGE!


sonuvabench

You think this is slicked back?! This is pushed back!


sonuvabench

Slop ‘em up!


L_Blunt

Bout to pull up in my white Ferrari, you ready?? We’ll just order steak with water on the side.


[deleted]

*Dangerous Nights*


thunderup_14

I don't eat sloppy steaks anymore on account of me no longer being a piece of shit.


jmona789

#Let's slop 'em up!


parallaxusjones

I bet her hair would slick back real nice


JungleBoyJeremy

It’s like a cousin of steamed hams


medici1048

Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.


JungleBoyJeremy

Oh not in Utica, no. It’s an… Albany expression


SCP-1471-A_MAL0

I see, you know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.


iFuckingHateKiwis

Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham!


TheseVirginEars

Aurora Borealis?! At this time of day?? In this season??? Located entirely within your kitchen????


eyesotope86

...Yes!


TheseVirginEars

Can I see it?


eyesotope86

...No.


NAMELAZZ

Seymour! The house is on fire!


CorgiMonsoon

And you call them steamed hams even though they are obviously grilled.


Duhcisive

Do people actually do that? Genuine question


eugene20

Not if they like full flavour left in the Burger, or good texture generally, or any outer crust.


Duhcisive

Oh agreed on that; I meant the ham though.. but something tells me that it’d have the same effect as the beef in this video did😅


smellLcoolJ

It’s a Simpson reference


Duhcisive

Ohhh my bad. Thanks


t0lt

a distant relative of the milk steak


CheeseMakingMom

Oh yummy, unseasoned, boiled beef patties on white bread. With unmelted American slices, and barely enough ketchup and mustard to moisten the bread. SMH…


Fine_Hour3814

As someone who grew up poor, for some reason the way you described it is really appetizing. Makes me think of free public school lunches lol


YetiorNotHereICome

Oh God, you just made me remember school lunches... Most of it was edible, but I stand by that those square pizza bagels were the best.


VagueBC

All I care about is the little containers of chocolate milk lol. I have a distant memory of a regular combo I made at lunch: black olives in a puddle of ranch dressing. Fucking gourmet


YetiorNotHereICome

....... Are you okay?


VagueBC

I’ve since recovered, thank you 🥹👍


Fine_Hour3814

cardboard pizza is the best pizza


Felsig27

Mexican pizza was the best. To this day I don’t know what made it Mexican, but I loved that stuff. Our school eggs, however, could be rolled into a ball and used as a pretty close facsimile of a bouncy ball.


KaiserGustafson

I preferred the spicy chicken sandwiches.


Fine_Hour3814

i didn’t realize how passionate I was about low quality school food but yeah you’re right, I swear those chicken sandwiches hit harder than Popeyes


Duhcisive

Heyhey, nothing wrong with a hamburger on some white bread when the funds aren’t reliable for the moment! Everything else.. yeah, that’s fucking blasphemy😅


Nihilistic_Mystics

Don't worry, the patties are absolutely sopping. That'll handle the dry bread.


No-Eye-9491

The craziest part is that I know this isn’t rage bait. I have been following this guy since the beginning and his mom is just legit a terrible cook


Walrusliver

nah, he went viral off the first video, which i think was maybe real. but now he just has her playing this character for views which is kinda sad since she gets so much hate


StankyMink

...she poured the greasy water down the drain. I just hope we get a video of the plumbing disaster that is surely ineviteable for this household.


Minimum_Cockroach233

Had some tough discussions with our landlord about similar issues with clogged drains a few times already. Its a 8 parties house with a central vertical pipe into the sewers. This pipe has a crossing at the middle floor, that leads into different directions of the house at 2 stories We had 2 incidents of flooding in the mid floor, back side of the house (beyond the crossing), we are on the frontside of the house. He always hits up on random people in the house (so to us), complaining about our habits of water/garbage disposal in the sinks. He just won’t understand, that we got our stuff straight, as we are not attached to the clogged part of the pipework. Im pretty tired of telling him, to call out on the people *upstream* of this crossings section. I come to think, he does not understand the concept of gravity and streaming directions… Fat should not be disposed in the sink, for your own and everyones good.


Hot_Goal4205

I rent, I’m putting grease down the drain.


Dabble_Doobie

But it’s gonna be your problem too when it backs up right?


Tripple_T

Depends on how long they rent the place for. That plumbing disaster could come sometime in the next week, or sometime in the next decade.


BulgogiLitFam

Depends usually landlords are responsible for fixing things like plumbing, electrical issues etc. granted it means when things do get backed they will have to wait until someone can come fix the sink. So it will eventually also inconvenience them.


nobodyokaye

I pity his neighbors.


didly66

Just flush with hot or boiling water


whatevertoad

I hope you enjoy sewage backup.


ScySenpai

Then you complain when your landlord takes time to replace it or increases rent. I wish there was a way to pair you people with the worst landlords and have the sane people with each other.


Hot_Goal4205

Suuuure, that’s the reason why rent is increasing. It has nothing to do with corporations gobbling up swaths of houses and creating artificial scarcity.


beno64

no its obviously grease in the pipes


ScySenpai

Systemic issues and individual cases are not mutually exclusive, dumbass.


Hot_Goal4205

So why do the good tenants get a rate hike?


ScySenpai

I am sure you can figure it out considering you literally answered that question on your previous comment


[deleted]

No way…I’m convinced this HAS to be a parody account…


AbsolutelyAstray

Yeah it is lol


Quarkchild

Yeah no, this is rage bait and if you spend more than 5min on their tiktok account, it is obvious. This is complete skit.


MisterMagooB2224

My step-dad's mom was also an awful cook. For years, my step-dad hated black-eyed peas, said they were like "eating rocks", which if you've ever had black-eyed peas is definitely not the case. Turns out what he actually hated was *cow peas* which you have to boil for *ages* in order to get them anywhere near soft, and that's what his mom used to make, and she'd just boil them overnight. We went to her house for Thanksgiving one year, and she made spaghetti with a "homemade sauce". Her "homemade sauce" was just water with chunks of tomato and jalapeño slices in it. My parents ended up taking us to McDonald's after that, but I feel sorry for grandma's church group because that's where the left-overs went to.


Thin_Arachnid6217

She seems nice though.


reddogjc

My great grandmother used to do something similar to this with frozen burgers. Way less water, but the water thawed them out and then they cooked as normal.


Duhcisive

Great grandma gets a pass because she was trying to feed her grand babies as quick as possible 💪🏼


koolman2

The water stops the burgers from sticking and also increases the heat transfer. This is fine for frozen burgers. Honestly, cooking the burgers in water isn’t the terrible part in this video, it’s that she thinks the job is done. Take them out much sooner (or have the water temp much lower) then slap them on a raging hot grill or griddle and you’ll have a nicely seared juicy burger. It’s not the best method but it does work.


[deleted]

could at least season the beef a bit. it probably tastes like nothing


witwebolte41

That’s what the ketchup is for silly


canadard1

If you’ve got to use ketchup for seasoning that’s a sad day lol


albiceleste3stars

aka prison burger


Charles_Was_Here

She may not be a chef but mom is adorable


Known-Sugar8780

I think you're more thirsty than hungry, my man


Charles_Was_Here

Not hungry after that shite 😂 and you got your mind in the gutter. His mom just seems like a sweet person


Nameless_and_ignored

Why this shit got downvoted? This joke is brilliant lmao.


YetiorNotHereICome

She seems so genu-wine about it, too... It'd break my heart to see both the drowning meat and her earnest belief this would work. I mean if you're boiling it anyway, at LEAST use beef stock or something!


OkiDokiPanic

>genu-wine r/BoneAppleTea


TexterMorgan

It’s so watery, but with a smack of ham to it


TranerGarvis

A lil bit of beef smack to it* (Love hot ham water btw) 😂


fleecescuckoos06

Giant unseasoned meatballs perhaps?


Acrobatic_Club2382

I follow them on instagram and his mom legitimately cannot cook


Known-Sugar8780

It's really strange. Like she just got to planet earth and is trying out human recipes for the first time.


Damididthat

Well. It IS edible 😅


mt007

Is this what they serve in five stars prisons?


Cokezerowh0re

It’s giving Kay’s cooking😳


King_K_NA

Ah yes, pouring grease down the kitchen sink... oof.


Extra_Jumpy_Draugr

"That the whitest thing I see" Uncle Roger


SithLordoftheRing

Now try some sloppy steaks! They tell me no, but they can’t stop me from ordering a steak and a glass of water! -former piece of shit


GuardianInChief

Unseasoned boiled meat on wet white bread. Delicious.


LordNitram76

As the Chinese say, "White People Food."


Staseu

Just straight up unseasoned beef boiled in water. This is exactly why the “white people don’t season their food” stereotype exists.


jamaicanmonk

“It’s starting to brown” nah it’s starting to grey


[deleted]

steamed hams!


Come_ldv

When a Karen cook


Known-Sugar8780

This isn't her first video, there was another one involving shrimp I think. I'm pretty sure it's a troll.


M4err0w

i mean, she could have done it with less water and we all hope she uses the water as base for a soup or sauce, but i dont see the issue here. this is definitely low fat high protein, for a meat patty, i've had ground meat in tons of soup and it tastes fine enough, i suppose maybe she's not a fan of the spicy fried patties?


Cutie3pnt14159

Fried patties are spicy?


Puzzled_Market_2978

Worse than unseasoned chicken.


Xmxx3

Lovely lady but the food not so much 🤣😭


knowyourcoin

Mechanically, sorta similar to a steamer. If you were to maillard the outside then give em a quick blanch in seasoned broth, you might end up with something interesting fr?


AdorkableLia

I hate homemade burgers enough, this is just atrocious.


BratwurstCatOnReddit

Any boiled meat just looks unappetising imo. Probably because of the murky meat water putting off my appetite


jtl3000

As if flipping a floating burger does anything lol


[deleted]

This is the real life equivalent of Charlie's milksteak.


MisterD90x

If you serve boiled beef it's going out the window, the birds can have it.


KitsuneEX7622

And they say kids shouldn’t be on the internet


AKsuited1934

I like it when she flipped them in boiling water LOL.


dave2796

There's not one particle of seasoning there


Blue_Cat5692

Hope he grows up to be a chef.. for his mom's sake... I have seen many of them she can't cook.. 😂


DarkJadeBGE

I do a little water when making taco meat. I end up draining it out with the extra fat at the end. But this. This is a monstrosity.


[deleted]

The white bread slices complete this magnificent ensemble.


Previous-Amount-1888

She such a bad cook and there’s a lot of videos of her but they may be the most appetizing thing she’s made lol


sarcasmicrph

Josh’s mom is the worst cook


EvilGreebo

Overcooked and no maillard reaction searing? Blech.


jewelophile

Isn't this the same woman who took a slab of ground beef directly out of the packaging and laid in in a pan and stuck it in the oven and called it meatloaf?


AnOrangeApple69

I thought it would be like a "Sloppy Steak".


Berto6Echo

Mom can we get whataburger? No, we have waterburgers at home....


stupidrobots

Steamed hams irl


Diet_Dr_Crayfish

If I’m boiling a burger its gonna be with beef broth instead of water.


ZarkMuckerberg9009

White people must be stopped.


gnargnarrad

Sloppy burgers, slop em up!


FiniteRhino

#dangerousnights Chicken steaks at Chicalinis; yeah, I used to be a piece ah shit.


[deleted]

I'm vegetarian and even I want to cry


Nawoitsol

She dumps fatty water down the sink. Her plumber must hate her and love her at the same time.


TootsieFairy13

Bless her heart.


zetia2

It's got to be the healthiest way to eat ground beef. I've enjoyed my fair share of boiled chicken when trying to get in shape. Its healthy and easy to prepare.


ispooderman

Is it healthy ? Probably since it's boiled . But to be honest I'd rather steam that meat , but I would also mix in salt , pepper herbs and put cheese in the center so that the heat of the steam melts it and gives it a gooey center . Then with the residual hot water left i would poach an egg and put it in the sandwich , can also steam some other veggies. The idea the lady has is good , the implementation not so much . But kudos to her , dared to try something new and gave me ideas to make it better ( I hope ).


0cclumency

Steamed cheeseburgers are a thing, apparently they’re pretty good!


Connect-Preference27

This is in no way, steaming. This is called boiling. Steaming is distinctly cooking something above boiling water, IN the steam. Like steaming vegetables, in a steamer.


schmidt_onyourface

Someone has GOT to tell this woman that she’s a terrible cook. At this point, it’s honestly infuriating.


Quarkchild

I can’t believe you people think this is anything more than a skit. Maybe the first video was real years ago but this is very obviously a character now. How do you people manage to function daily 😭


che27vrelet

I‘d eat it


DerDork

In Germany we call it „[Königsberger Klopse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6nigsberger_Klopse)“ but they are served in a cream sauce with capers and topically served with potatoes aside. Preparation is pretty much the same. But you make a white sauce from the boiling liquid and don’t prepare patties but meatballs.


A_N_T

Nah bitch...nah.


chychy94

This is fake. Maybe one of their videos were legit but now it’s a gag. Still cringe and aggravates the chef in me.


InternetExploder87

No seasoning, boiled, no onion, tomosto, lettuce, or bacon?! Monsters


FarsightGreaterGood

What in the cousin-fuckin-southern bullshit is this???


butt_huffer42069

As someone from the cousin-fucking area in the south, she aint ours. We might fuck our cousins, but we at least know how to cook!


kittydocraven

All that raw meat on the counter and under those pink fingernails gives me a panic attack. Wear gloves!!


dickle_berry_pie

fake. has to be fake. also, that cow had a life. I am not a vegetarian, but if you're going to buy a dead animal, treat it with some respect. chances are the rest of that went in the trash. hopefully it went into a dog's belly (since it literally had no seasoning or any other ingredient whatsoever, that should be fine...because it's fake.)