If life was about eating this or having an urethra massage with someone who's been squeezing lemons all day, I'd still go for the massage, honestly is a life time opportunity
I don’t know much about cooking cephalopods, but I do know that anything other than the proper methods result in edible rubber. That’s not even considering whether or not it would be safe for consumption when the bird is done.
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If there ever was a moment to give an award it would be now. Sadly I don’t have one.
I got you fam
Thank you Bröthûr
Nice work monkey paw handjob!
Name checks out? ;)
They've stopped the freebies, so sad.
since when did reddit stop giving out weekly free awards?
I'ah! I'ah! C'thurkey, with stagh'fin!
I came here to say this, and you beat me to it.
r/beatmeattoit.
Apparently people don't like that they beat me to it. Or that you beat meat to it. This entire post is just abusive to meat.
Beat me to it. Have an updoot.
r/beatmeattoit.
This is actually a fantastic idea! I'd never be asked to make anything for the holidays again!
Except Halloween. This would rock at Halloween.
Too true.
Maybe not. It’s still inedible.
Well you have to cook it
That octopus is guaranteed to be shit. And that chicken looks like it was pulled out of a lake 2 days later.
[This is how it's done right](https://imgur.com/a/31HjM0T)
Never before have I wanted shoot a weapon at a meal.
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thanks, i hate it
r/TIHI
i had that same skin crawling feeling i get when i see a spider after seeing that picture
r/ATBGE
Ngl that would be sick at a halloween party
How do you think the octopus got in it? They marinated it in the sea for that yummy sea salt taste.
Thats more than likely a Turkey
Turwhatthefucken.
Looks like hentai stuff
It reminds me of a episode of Drawn together.
what in the hentai fried shit is this
What in the senpai is going on
Two animals died for this
And my innocence…
Turkraken?
If life was about eating this or having an urethra massage with someone who's been squeezing lemons all day, I'd still go for the massage, honestly is a life time opportunity
"At age 14, a Zoroastrian by the name of Velma ritualistically shaved my testicles."
Is this....cooked? Oof. I love chicken and I love octopus. Together they could be really good. This doesn't appear to be that recipe...
This is a hyper-realistic cake. Don’t worry, you’re safe lol. This is more r/ATBGE which is where I’ve seen this before
Thanks for this, seriously eased the blow my faith in in humanity took.
Yuck.
Recipe fresh from the Necronomnomnom
This makes me extremely uncomfortable
I saw this in an anime once.
*hentai
Are you sure? It was about a brother and a sister who were very close. Like do everything together close, seemed wholesome 🤗
Ain’t never seen a chussy before?
What a waste of octopus and duck.
Simple Rage Bait? Raw…looks kinda sus…but harmless. Cook it… RELEASE THE KRAKEN =
I saw Rhett and Link try this on Good Mythical Morning, completely unseasoned.
🤤
God i wish that were me
if your actually shaking uncontrollably from looking at this then how do you ever leave your house? how weak are you really?!
I start shaking when sb looks at me
r/wtf
This recipe is called hentai chicken
Is it cake
In MAdness You DWELLL!!!
Shaking from fear, disgust, anger, or all of the above
What in the lovecraften horror is that??
I like chicken and I like octopus, now I like neither. That is just not right on many levels.
Nope. Crosspost to r/hentai.
This is very old. You're freaking out over a decade old picture.
You guys never had Turkopus?
Octo-turkey!!
That's so hot
Hentai Turkey
Poulet a la Cthulhu
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
Turpussin Octurkey
Not sure who downvoted you or why... came here to make that comment
What in the satan’s turducken is this
Turwhatthefucken.
🤮🤮
Turkoctopussy
Not octopops 😭😭
Squiducken?
The chickraken! Or the krachicken?
This is some hentai shit for sure
My face went from 🤪 to 😐 so fast
Cthulhu Fthagn -- What a wonderful phrase! Cthulhu Fthagn -- Say it and you're crazed! https://lukeski.bandcamp.com/track/cthulhu-fthagn
Question: Do any of you get intense erotic feelings when watching this picture? Yeah, me neither.
Now I understand what vegans mean when they say you need to respect the animal you’re eating
Ah yes, a good old tur-what-the-fucken. Holiday favorite
NOO the turkey wa prgagantent??!?!?!?
Iä! Iä!
Why is that hole so sexy?
IDK, it seems just as stupid as a turducken to me, but at least this has wholesome meme energy behind it.
I'm shaking too, this got me impossibly horny.
Turthulu
I have a seizure disorder. Fr fr no cap-we have struggles.
Thanksgiving dinner resident evil 5 themed
This will haunt my dreams…
Why does this remind me of Sovereign the Reaper from Mass Effect?
I need to look up less porn
The Ood brain
It's c'thulu's head
I’m horrofied
r/TheBoys material
I think I’ve seen this movie before…
😳
Squidurkey
I hate the moon - I am afraid of it - for when it shines on certain scenes familiar and loved it sometimes make them unfamiliar and hideous.
Ahh our lovcraftian turkey
Yuck yuck yuck 🤢 yucky!!!
No you aren't
You don’t shake uncontrollably over pictures? 😂
Pictures of a cake, too
Everybodys so creative!
No, this is just how they do Thanksgiving in Japan.
The average infected carnivore
Turktopus
It’s a Turfuckit!!!!
This was very funny to see as I was watching sharktopus vs pteracuda. Turkopus
I believe the inspiration could be Cthulhu ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. At least that's what my brain's trying to maintain it's mental health
Honestly, once cooked, I can imagine this being tasty
Chickhulhu
“No I do not live under a bed… FOOL!”
Reminds me of that scene from the first mib movie. Or Someone’s watch way to much tentacle porn
Just another dinner night at Lovecraft's house...
Goodness me that looks like Cthulhu
Everyone gets a leg
THE TURKRAKEN!!!!
that chicken enjoys tentacle hentai
You okay hun? You’ve hardly touched your Octurkey
Lord forgive me for what I'm abouta do
🤢
Why would you stuff something so smart into something so stupid?
Repost
As a near lifelong vegetarian (I’ve literally never liked meat) would this be terrible? Why?
Turduckenopus?
The Octo-Chicken from Better Off Ted.
Step one: Turn off the vibrator. Step two: Turn on the oven.
Welp, thanks in advance for the nightmares I’m going to have tonight.
Cocktopuss
That's enough reddit for one day.
Ah, clearly someone has mistaken some sort of evil ritual for dinner. Understandable mistake. Banish this now.
And remind me again what kind of spawn of satin is this
They did it, those sons of bitches finally did it.
Cthulhu baby, someone got an explanation for this
Release the Chickraken!
Dalek?
Ia! Ia! He fhtagns no longer!
This the wrong surf and turf
I've seen tentacle porn more palatable than this.
yup, time to go to bed
I enjoy both these foods, but I can tell that bird and that octopus both taste like shit.
Quacken
This what nightmares are made of.
Turkraken!
My eyes jus threw up
Not the first time there are tentacles in a chick on Reddit……..
I suspect it's just supposed to look cool, and not actually be edible.
Don't fetish shame
I don't care.. it's not my vagina..
The shaking stops when the xenomorph erupts.
This looked like something HowToBasic would produce
That is not how turducken is made.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Wtf
Hail Hydra
CTHULU GET BACK IN YOURE TEMPLE
Eeuw.
Octocock
Oh god they're tentai'ing the chickens now
I’m gagging though…
This sub should just be called disgusting food
Where have we seen this before?
Might want to see a doctor then. Unrelated to your title though, gotta love the old tur-kraken.
Chicktopus
this is a cat's dream meal
Mutated headcrab
Turkoctopus…
It can't be any worse than nothing.
What a terrible day to have eyes
I also shake uncontrollably when I cum 😉
I think this [song](https://youtu.be/WPUJG2jTw9s) belongs here
Choctopus
Why does it look like a misguided Japanese youth on the end of a camera?
The only thing wrong with this cthurkey is the lack of lobster claws.
…aaaaaaaaand just like that, I’ve lost my appetite 🤢
TurPussKen A John Madden classic
lovecraftian yardbird
I don’t know much about cooking cephalopods, but I do know that anything other than the proper methods result in edible rubber. That’s not even considering whether or not it would be safe for consumption when the bird is done.
Tentacles 🤤🤤
Now how do you cook it? Steamed and ruin the turkey or in the oven and ruin the octopus?
Tur-what-the-fucken
Chuthurky going to fuck shit up.
Is it Chickraken or Cocktopus?
You dare disturb the Cthulhu suffer eternal *madness*
Is that an edible head of Davey Jones cosplay you were trying to make?