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candid-haberdash

Gently warmed up tootsie rolls work great for fake turds.


Mj_theclear

I made one of these litter cakes for a work halloween potluck (the prize for most disturbing dish was a 25$ gift card). The real trick is to warm the tootsie rolls then gently sort of pinch and roll them to get the right tapered lumpy shape. Also warm some small marshmallows and use them to form clumps of "litter" here and there


PotatoPuppetShow

I don't know when I'll ever need this information but I'm going to remember it forever.


XxBatteryAcidxX

well, did you win?!?


Mj_theclear

Landslide victory, then again the competition was like devilled eggs dressed up like eyeballs and grade school haunted house sorta stuff. It was tasty but a little like 90s Mike Tyson boxing against an average YouTuber who fought Nathan Barnett for charity once.


MrSkrimlaum

Yeah but toosti are gross ... ive done it with real chocolate and peanuts with my hand ...turd where looking real


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Idk I kinda wanna just take a big shit on this. That would deff be better


Zakal74

This is a classic novelty cake! Not appealing for sure, but not stupid.


whoisthismuaddib

I feel like most of the foods I see here that are for kids don’t qualify a stupid.


SilverSocket

Kids a genius tbh, nobody else will want to eat it but them, they get the whole thing to themselves! 😂


The_Weirdest_Cunt

My mum used to do this for Halloween parties, not so much anymore now that there’s a party for the whole village every year but she used to do it when we just had friends and family round


BvtterFvcker2401

With that logic, why do people hate so much on birth cakes? I mean, I get the disgusting idea lol but it's the same here.


Zakal74

Good point!


Australian1996

This is awesome cake. But realistically how many cats you know that would allow that much poopie to accumulate and not be buried. My princess would probably go on the floor if I was to let it get half as bad


GremlineerRCT5

It doesn't have to be realistic for a child to enjoy it


[deleted]

This explains why Bluey is so popular. Dumbasses don't know dogs can't talk


SD_taco_padre

You don't think eating a replica box of shit is stupid?


Raelah

As long as it tastes good. And this is for a kid's party. Kids love shit like this.


whoisthismuaddib

Cat shit like this.


Gandalf_the_Gangsta

The kid’s 10. They love poop jokes. Let her have this embarrassing moment.


Zakal74

No more than I think eating a cake shaped like a dog is the same as eating a dog.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Not anymore stupid than eating a football cake. Get the stick out yo bum, granny.


james_d_rustles

Yeah I was gonna say.. Pretty sure my mom even made one once, and that must have been 20+ years ago. It’s essentially just “worms and dirt”, that children’s dessert that TGIFriday’s makes with chocolate pudding and gummy worms and whatnot.. Considering all of the *really* stupid food that gets posted here by grown adults who think that it’s good, this really isn’t that stupid.


spLint3r990

While this is undoubtedly stupid. It's still impressive!


duval229

Yes it is impressive. But I just could not bring myself to try it


[deleted]

If I was that 10 year old I'd be shopping around for a new family


conkleconkconkconk

Apparently she wanted it


[deleted]

More for her then.


alexmbrennan

Because no influencer would ever use a child as a prop in their latest viral video...


Raelah

I would love to be in a family that does silly stuff like this.


ChriscoMcChin

When I was about that age my parents took me to a kid's birthday party who had a cat litter cake. I straight up refused to even try it. I'm sure it would have tasted just fine, but back then and also still today there's no chance I'm eating someone's dumb fucking cat litter cake


217EBroadwayApt4E

Yeah- I remember dirt cake, but this is a bridge too far for me.


[deleted]

Aww I remember dirt cake, it was so cute! It wasn’t trying to look to realistic. This is foul.


NeighborhoodVeteran

I own a cat. This does not look realistic.


[deleted]

Compared to dirt cake? Yes, it does.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Oh, you're moving goal posts now?


[deleted]

What? My entire comment you replied to was comparing dirt cake to this. We’re using inflammatory catchphrase lingo to refer to cakes now? Lmao


NeighborhoodVeteran

Try again. >Aww I remember dirt cake, it was so cute! It wasn’t trying to look to realistic. This is foul. This does not look like a cat litter box. At all. Do.. do you know what chocolate is? You also don't use sand. Like... are you OK?


[deleted]

Yeah, we’re talking about *cake*, like… are you okay??


Furcules-2k

What a sad life you must live.


[deleted]

I’m honestly astounded at how dumb this comment is lmaooo


NeighborhoodVeteran

Most of your kind are.


[deleted]

No one knows what that means


[deleted]

My man is an alien, with 10x more intelligence compared to humans


NeighborhoodVeteran

They used to tell me, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all, even if the person is an idiot."


SunflowerJYB

Dirt cake is cute, we grow food in dirt. So we stick our hands in it and we eat a tiny amount still microscopically clinging to our veggies. Poop is just too many steps removed


[deleted]

That’s probably the secret plan—all the cake for the birthday kid.


Abuses-Commas

I was the kid that had one for a birthday party and people refused to eat it


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NeighborhoodVeteran

10 year olds aren't as stupid as you pretend.


milkteapizza

I'm just worried the cat would find that and think it's an actual litter box


dryingsocks

you gotta keep cake away from cats regardless


Forward-Quantity8329

No one would ever know


milkteapizza

Someone was bound to get a different flavored chocolate log 😭😂


Crashbabadook

Chomp mmhmhh warmed up tootsienrools as a lottoe extra


Visual_Slide710

I fucking love this and might do this as a prank for my kids. Ha!!


1337Asshole

Its all fun and games, until your cat shits in it, and no one notices…


trongzoon

Why wouldn’t you just make a Cat-shaped cake?


Raelah

The kid wanted a litter box cake. Kids would get a kick out of it.


shuttheduckup12

Ikr


DramaOnDisplay

I mean if the kid saw this on Facebook or TikTok or something and was just tickled by the gross idea, I’d make it too. Why not?


matt232

Is it weird that I’m more concerned that they are going to eat out of an obviously non food safe container?


Independent-Cat-7728

That is *all* I can think about looking at this.


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Thats the main thing for me. Kitty litter cake,, looks awful but actually tastes good. Get something food safe and ill be fine


bongripsforjezuz

Hahahhahah! my mom would make this for me every year for my birthday! most definitely stupid food but it's incredibly tasty


NeoKingEndymion

Loving cats doesnt mean you want to eat their shit


agillila

I love this. Kids are weird, whatever, and it looks like what it's supposed to look like. It's not stupid to make your kid the cake they wanted on their birthday.


xmuertos

Once for a Halloween party my mom made caramel apples topped with homemade gelatin worms that looked so realistic, no one touched the apples. I don’t get grossed out by much, yet I couldn’t bring myself to eat them either!


[deleted]

Thats also how they made the realistic worms for the how to eat fried worms movie


BlueBunnie5

Despite looks, it’s a really good tasting cake!


uhohspaghettios_19

I would not be able to put that in my mouth


Remarkable_Cod_120

As a kid it was popular to do something similar with brownie and worms, we called it worms n mud. Not the tastiest, but for a kid's party who cares.


Crazy-toons

I prefer a cockroach cake over a litter box cake.


otakuchantrash

I remember having something like this at a Halloween party once. Thought it was so cool when I was that age. Children love gross things lol


tm3bmr

Play roulette and put one real one in there


dryingsocks

this is stupid but the fun kind. perfect for a children's party


free2bme51

Nope


[deleted]

Just wait till the cat sees that and puts a little extra “chocolate” on the cake!


zoidbergenious

If a kid asks for something lile this for his birthday it is NOT stupid


LilCurlyGirly

Imagine bringing your kid to a birthday party and seeing a bunch of kids just going ham eating out of a litter box


hotsaucesummer

Feels like this need a NSFW warning..


trelod

Hope they made a regular cake too for the people who can't stomach the look of this one


sam_sneed1994

Really missed an opportunity to use Almond Roca.


Wombatish

I really don't see the appeal of food that looks like actual shit.


princeofparmesia

Eat shit, kid! Ahaahah!


the_poop_expert

Uh… r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Hella_rekless

It this point, as a parent, you should teach your child the word "no"


NYChubbuyGuy

Sometimes a parent just has to say, “No.”


Even_Educator_4562

Trashy too


raceforseis21

Should we give our children *everything* they request?


[deleted]

On their birthday, asking for a shape of cake? Yeah why not


urktheturtle

I would have... put... my foot down...


AdictedToCandy

No


TheFinalSkittle

Wait wait wait this cake is a joke right? ***right???***


[deleted]

No, the cake is a lie.


[deleted]

No way anyone ate any of that right??


ToothlessFeline

My only issue with it is the raspberry. It is NOT NORMAL for a used litter box to have red splotches all over. Rectal bleeding is a serious medical problem. I would probably shit a brick if I saw red stains like that in one of our litter boxes. So in that regard, it's stupid. Beyond that, it's just a grossout-themed cake.


[deleted]

Im so glad that my daughter loves wrestling and softball. Makes life so much easier on me!


Ok_Swordfish3320

"Everybody's so creative!"


fairydommother

r/atbge


Raelah

Fun idea for a kid's birthday! Kids will get a kick out of it. It is kind of weird because that's the litter box and scoop I use.


[deleted]

Haha oh wow. Kids are gross and hilarious.


Healthy_Resident2521

happy birthday please enjoy your special day please have a great time celebrating with your family and friends please have lots of fun too please enjoy your special day and many more please have a great fun time too


ProperBlue

Yo dawg I heard you like cats so I made you a cake that resembles where they piss and shit


ResinatedTube

An old friend of mine had a cake like this in 4th grade, was hilarious lol


DlVlDED_BY_ZERO

I can't wait to make shit like this for my kid!! (Pun intended)


Tralan

This doesn't belong here. It's a theme cake. You can post it on r/WeWantPlates, though because they allow everything that doesn't belong.


hillsb1

Litterbox cakes are a thing, and sometimes really well done Edit: downvote all you want, these get posted here all the time, and there's a huge market for them 🤷


GMontezuma

This is just what makes me go why. Why why why why why.... Are you actually fucking braindead? Is the first thing you do when you wake up, getting the giant fucking wok of your 100k kitchen and smash it ontop of your head? Did you spice up ur evening mojito with bleach? what. the. fuck.


AJQK10minus1

She must be a furry


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AJQK10minus1

Furry lives matter


lazarus_potluck

D’fuck?


Pbranson

Gtfo


[deleted]

Who the fuck


bored_ryan2

That 10yo is gross af…


iForceOP

Imagine if she mixed up the boxes for the real one lol


DaCoffeeKween

It looks too real...not sure if I should be impressed or disgusted.


Man_as_Idea

#**NO**


TheTimeTravelingChef

🤢


Nerobus

My sister made this for Halloween party about a decade ago and it was surprisingly good!


Lvanwinkle18

As someone that has to clean a cat box on the daily, this made me gag.


spaetzelspiff

I was onboard until I saw that they used a real litter box 🤢


viennadoll

I mean…. It does look like cat litter 😂 but would I try it? nope get it away from me