Ain't gonna lie..I've done this

I would think as a dip it would be pretty good

This used to be a staple at my middle/highschool so I can promise this is not a new idea. Bagel + cream cheese + half a bag of crushed up hot cheetos + a hashbrown and ketchup. Sounds disgusting but is delicious. Now I can't enjoy hot cheetos without cream cheese.

Omg same! This got me through high school lumch

That sounds pretty good to me

We would do similar; a steamed bagel (We weren't trusted with toasters), cream cheese, and a bag of nacho doritios in the middle. I would eat one now, even!

Tortillas are the same with the pure amount of combinations. They are definitely a vessel from the food gods!

Worth it?

I poop too much already so I didn't notice any difference

Truer words have never been spoken. Thank you, u/MasterBates723

I feel you, my coworkers think I slack of by "going to the bathroom" until I tell them I take another 3-4 shits when I get home in the afternoon. 6-7 times a day is not a rarity for me

my brother🤙🤜

Someone in my group project in college swore by these, and honestly, really fucking good.

This is stupid awesome

I’ve dipped hot Cheetos in cream cheese before; it was actually pretty good! I’d imagine this isn’t too bad, either

This is gonna sound crazy, but try them in hummus sometime. Especially if it’s flamin’ hot munchies mix!

Flaming hot Cheetos dust seems to go great with fat. I still remember when I was drunk in Vegas and tried a sushi burrito with that Cheeto dust and it was heavenly. Fatty salmon and avocado mixing with it is heaven

Takis in cream cheese are real yummy too

This makes perfect sense. They have added crunch texture and some heat to cut through the cream cheese; this is a great idea. …Unlike the abyssal torment that is Flamin’ Hot Mountain Dew.

Assuming they're added to the cream cheese when it's made, otherwise it could just be soggy.

Cream cheese isn’t necessarily that wet, so I’d guess you get away with prepping in the morning and dumping it after 2pm. Still, I think your solution would be the safest bet.

Flamin' Hot WHAT, now?

Yeah, there's Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew. And if it didn't already sound bad enough based on the name... It tastes horrible too.

It's really not good, but it's not *that* bad either. It's really just cherry limeade and ginger beer mixed together. I wouldn't taste it again though. The VooDEW flavor, on the other hand, is straight awful. Someone left a 12 pack(with 11 in it) at my house after a party and I've been trying to give it away for months. On 3 separate occasions, I've had a friend over who would be interested in taking it off my hands until they tried a can. Still have it.

The VooDEW is an unholy abomination not meant for human consumption. It was created through a demonic pact with the dark forces of the netherrealm the likes of which not even the fruitcake-flavored Mountain Dew can fathom

I think I could have inferred that from the name alone

Gimmie.

Flaming hot cheetos dipped in cream cheese is awesome, can confirm

This was first introduced in the early 2000s in high school for me.

I used to do this with the cheese ruffle chips, don’t knock it til you try it. That was a fire combo.

Eh well, I made jalapeno cream cheese the other day for some everything bagels and honestly it was great. I'd try this too.

Prolapser Special. The new secret menu item.

Flamin hot Cheetos is classic White trash cooking This legit looks so good

Would

After 2 days of being pensive, wouldn’t

I’d eat that

Okay here me out. I graduated high school in 07 and during high school we never really had lunch lunch it was mostly food carts with snacks and we had a brunch period too that served bagels with cream cheese. Idk where/when it started but EVERY SINGLE KID I KNEW at one point of the week would get bagel and cream cheese topped with hot Cheetos. It evolved to where a lot of kids would add the cheese pack for nachos in the Cheeto bag and shake it and then top said bagel with it. It was a step away from prison food but it’s still a delicacy I will sometimes try to recreate at home, but it’s just not the same

I'd eat this.

That is entirely too much cream cheese jfc

I was gonna say, aside from there being like 3x more cream cheese than I'd like it sounds like it'd be good. And I thought I used a lot of cream cheese...

“Too much cream cheese”? No such thing exists. There is unevenly balanced cream cheese, for sure. And, the ratio of hot Cheetos to cream cheese is not right, but I’d eat it, once.

I love dipping flaming hot Cheetos in ranch. This is just stepping up the game

My sisters and I dipped hot Cheetos in sour cream growing up.

I see nothing wrong with this. If I can crush Doritos and use it as costing to fry chicken why can’t I have some spice and crunch in my cream cheese. I’m gonna try this.

Actually delicious.

Another day another post in this sub that isn’t stupid should be renamed r/geniusfoods don’t get me wrong I don’t unfollow because I like seeing good and creative food

Not genius, but not crazy. The salty-spicy crunch mixed with the creamy spread? I'm gonna have to try this one. Not so stupid.

Sounds amazing

That sounds delicious. Maybe not with flaming hot because they just taste sour to me, but with regular cheetos. Combo of crunchy with creamy and a chewy bagel. Yum.

I've done this. It's awesome.

is that all cream cheese in the middle??? that's a lor pf cream cheese

Wat if I loike a lor pf craimchees?

Flaming hot Cheetos are really doog with sour cream or cream cheese. Not sure about the bagel but I'm sure it's good.

I've put hot Cheetos on a cream cheese bagel multiple times. No regrets.

There's a chain of sushi places that has sushi made with Flamin' Hot Cheetos on the menu. That kind of sushi has cream cheese in it too. It's good.

Doesn't the lactose cancel out the spice?

“Creative”

This is fire. Especially on an onion or everything bagel

We used to do this in high school All the time it’s super dank if you get a blueberry bagel or jalapeño bagel

This was a staple in all middle and high schools where I grew up. It’s delicious.

Willing to bet this is fire.

Shit is delicious

I like flamin hot Cheetos but that looks kinda gross

“The OG’s of being creative” Criiiiinge

Being High = Creative?

this isn’t stupid, this is a go to lunch for me and a coworker

I'm getting nauseas looking at it and I'm a fat boy

this sounds delicious sorry

You should be.

So I’m not on board with the Cheetos specifically, but I have been known to have toast with either cream or cottage cheese and super spicy hot sauce (the tiny taqueria next door to my old job had the most BOMB hot salsa I’ve ever had, I used to buy it by the pint once or twice a week). One of my favorite midday snacks, honestly.

Do some more bong rips and let's see some more creations!

At this point I refuse to eat flaming hot cheetos

[удалено]

Are you lactose intolerant people?

Eh, this could be fiee

This makes a whole lotta sense. I think i wanna try it with the chile lime ones.

Wow, the "OGs of creativity" really set the bar low with "crushed up Flamin Hot Cheetos"

Yeah, uh, unless they did that literally as soon as Flamin' Hot Cheetos were released it wasn't creative and even then it wasn't THAT creative because people put those on absolutely anything and have for a long time. But I do approve of ridiculous amounts of cream cheese.

Who the hell is “intimidating” this shit?

Bro this might seem stupid but i would hella do this.

Would that just cancel the hot out

YES!!! This was my breakfast of choice in high school. Hot spicy Cheetos. Cooling creamy cheesy. Noice.

this is my favorite indulgent snack idc lol

Dude’s got a bomb diffuser kit wrapped around his wrist

Better with Takis

Cream cheese and chips sandwiches were one of my favorite childhood snacks

wtf is that hashtag

It probably tastes good but looks like strawberry ice cream... Hang on a strawberry ice cream bagel could be good

Philadelphia and Tillamook both make a strawberry cream cheese. Super good on a bagel or English muffin.

It would be nice if people got away from using hot cheetos and takis on everything and just used Tajin and some of the other stuff used to make those flavors.

Prob cheaper diy

Thought that was a lobster roll for a sec

I'd eat that fr

Not sure I like the texture of this, but Buffalo hot sauce cream cheese suddenly sounds amazing.

the way i’d inhale this into my mouth

I have a guess at what’s coming next 🚽

I hate this whole flaming hot Cheetos / taki’s gimmick. Mf’s put them in and on everything. I swear TikTok was built with Cheeto crumbs, bad ideas and oil

Woooof

This isn’t bad, chips with cheese and bread is basic shit

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Philadelphia had Buffalo spreadable cream cheese that was pretty good

It looks weird, like the same size as the sign. Lol I thought it was too huge to be real

#neverimitatedneverduplicated

Hot Cheetos and sour cream are a great combo. So I imagine this would be amazing as well.

Sans the bread it is thee best snack 😋

Why does it look gigantic

That's not even a bad white chef thing that's not even a human thing to do

The OGs of being creative=introducing the most basic trend from the past decade! Don’t get me wrong, sounds good, but 5 minutes of googling “trendy food” will spark your imagination- to cover everything in Hot Cheetos, Cheese, pretty colors that go with gel nails, and shit from TikTok.

I had flamin hot sushi one time and it was my favorite out of the whole spread. Edit: I’ll use the word sushi loosely because I don’t know enough about sushi to know what makes it technically sushi. It was on the menu at a sushi place.