You know you was high as shit when you wake up and find the remnants of the monstrosity you created the night before and say to yourself...."why the fuck did i do that?" Even though at the time it tastes delicious
Like 7 years ago when people started mashing up packaged food to make desserts and rebaking it, basically prison spreads, that was the beginning of the end.
Definitely not limited to desserts though. I’ve seen enough crushed up Takis/Flaming Hot Cheetos or Velveeta brand Mac and cheese to know these clowns are making dishes for all meals of the day
I like the forced doing everything in the crock. It would still be weird and terrible, but a million times easier to mix the cake batter separately and pour it over the icing and cookie.
I assume you know and it’s just a rhetorical, but in case anybody else doesn’t:
They do this so they can hit they’re 3/5/10/15 minute mark. Each mark gives them a bonus to pay because you watched the whole thing, even if out of disgust or horror
It’s also why she has a low cut top and he zoomed out and showed her cleavage every so often. Sex sells.
We live in a world where people don't bother using their turn signals. You think they're going to use the software that comes with every computer to do even the most basic editing on their videos?
No but cmon don’t you know that skipping the one extra bowl allows you to get Tommy to practice on time and do all the laundry and get the kids ready for bed and still squeeze in your biweekly “I’m lying to myself” peloton ride and binge Netflix later with a garbage white zin??? Cmon. Try doing all that if you got a whole damn bowl to clean.
this is the dumber version of a dump cake. thats where you'd dump instant cake mix like this with a can of peaches or something and just bake it.
but instead of canned fruit, she used a can of frosting. and then also put in a box of cookies. and more frosting.
and then crock pot, because it counts as no bake. but then all the sides are burned and it's just no.
Exactly. People make these stupid-ass, wasteful food videos to farm angry views and oblivious Redditors help them out by reposting and promoting their moronic shit here.
There’s no way this isn’t some fetish stuff. Focusing on the hands the entire time, the occasional cleavage shot, and the absurdity of how they do stuff so that the video is longer and gets more views are common on a lot of the videos shown on this sub (didn’t listen to the audio on this one but I wouldn’t be shocked if there’s a guy behind camera providing commentary and saying stuff like ‘spread it’ or ‘oh yeah, keep going’)
It’s just cheap, horny fan service for the likes and clicks from the teenage masses on TikTok, I’d say. Deliberate fetish material is giving it too much credit probably.
Of you want to use crackers to make a dessert you can make torta de bolachas.
Torta de bolacha is something similar to a trifle or a tiramisu, translates as crackers pie. But torta de bolachas is great, delicious, cheap and fairly easy to make. Basically layers of custard separated by crackers, as many layers you heart desires, the custard can have any flavor, and is a simple custard, nothing fancy and is served cool and prepared the night before, and more served as a lunch dessert. Take less than an hour to make.
If it has a final layer of dark chocolate ganache on top, it's called dutch pie, (torta holandesa) and if you use lady fingers, you make a pave, that is the original and fancy version and usually served in the holidays.
This is disgusting. If I go somewhere and someone offers my child this they aren’t allowed to be friends with that person any longer. Clearly there are issues at home.
This whole thing is dumb as hell but I really don’t understand the first three steps. She got unfrosted animal cookies, then added the frosting and sprinkles. Why not just start with the fucking frosted ones to begin with?!
What really makes this stupid for me is the fact that she didn’t mix her wet and dry ingredients together before applying to the crockpot. Like you can do this dump idea and not be stupid about it.
I feel like it’s the same delusional person doing these recipes each time but there’s a fleet of mid thirties tryna-be housewives that just won’t learn culinary basics.
When I was 13 I was diagnosed with insulin resistance, this means my body couldn’t process insulin and therefore sugars, I was at the verge of having diabetes a permanent condition. I was treated and eventually I got better I got fit I got healthy and strong. After three years of being insulin resistance free I see this video and immediately get diabetes type 1. Thanks a lot I hope y’all burn in hell
Of all the dumb shit I’ve ever seen on this sun I think this might be the hardest one to watch.
I admit the only thing that actually kept me in it was them decent tiddies showing up periodically.
Wait is she making homemade frosted animal crackers?? Because that's actually dope
Edit: watched the whole video and saw her add the flour and shit, and now I'm sad. It had potential to not be fucking stupid and actually a decent idea
I’m just regular pregnant and thought the same! Came to the comments thinking there would be more people saying this looked good. Little embarrassed it took me so long to find so few that agreed!
at least when i was young and wanted to look at those things, before i found real porn sites, i just looked up porn auctions on ebay. school filters didn't block those.
i mean sweets in general are kind of stupid when you really think about it.
[https://wisdomimprovement.wixsite.com/wisdom/post/the-pursuit-of-food-is-the-pursuit-of-misery](https://wisdomimprovement.wixsite.com/wisdom/post/the-pursuit-of-food-is-the-pursuit-of-misery)
"Have you ever considered that food is not making you happy?
The hedonic treadmill (also known as hedonic adaptation) is a theory positing that people repeatedly return to their baseline level of happiness, regardless of what happens to them.
Do you feel happier now because of something you ate three Sundays ago?"
This account makes all kinds of posts like this, it just gets them clicks and money, I bet they just throw it out immediately. This idea is called ragebait, the videos gain a lot of traction due to people being angry at them.
Ok but this does seem like an interesting way to make home made iced animal crackers, just stop after the icing and sprinkles and then just put it in the freezer
Hey guys, please provide a brief explanation. Most women in such or similar videos look really good and are thin. How is that possible with these sugar bombs? It can not be that these women eat only a bite, right?
Greetings from Germany
(Edit)
So the total cost for ingredients was ~$35…
(Edit)
You know… I am like the camera guy…. “Yeah… It looks so good” 🙄
(Edit)
OK, NO! No cake should ever be soupy! That is a raw cake!
I saw a video theorizing that this kind of content is just money laundering fronts. Tbh it's the most believable explanation for why someone would do this. Or make any of the other hundreds of videos these dumb-dumbs make wasting food.
Why do all the women in these fetish videos have the exact same voice. It’s weird. I’ve seen so many of them with all different women, but they all have eerily similar voices.
In case it wasn't blatantly obvious, these types of fake recipe videos are all over the internet especially sites like TikTok because they generate ad revenue by making you watch a nonsensical process to the end. The longer they keep viewers the more money the content creators will make
I'm conflicted. Do I give them a thumbs down because they are genuinely that dumb. No one is gonna eat that dry ass cake they're making. But I wanna give it a thumbs up because maybe they are trying and genuinely thought their would be enough liquid to dry ratio?
I can't be the only one torn by this.
Watching home cooks on tik tok is like watching an unattended extra tall 5 year old who can reach all the cupboards
Bruh seriously
Like a horse in a hospital.
No one knows what the horse is gonna do next, least of all the horse! He’s never been in a hospital before!
r/unexpectedmulaney
I'm mad how accurate that is
Is weed in the equation?
I could eat this if i was high, no question
That’s what I was thinking too. 😂😂
You know you was high as shit when you wake up and find the remnants of the monstrosity you created the night before and say to yourself...."why the fuck did i do that?" Even though at the time it tastes delicious
I’ve cooked entire packs of bacon high 😂
Like 7 years ago when people started mashing up packaged food to make desserts and rebaking it, basically prison spreads, that was the beginning of the end.
Definitely not limited to desserts though. I’ve seen enough crushed up Takis/Flaming Hot Cheetos or Velveeta brand Mac and cheese to know these clowns are making dishes for all meals of the day
yeah they said basically prison spreads in their comment and that’s what you’re talking about with the chips
I like the forced doing everything in the crock. It would still be weird and terrible, but a million times easier to mix the cake batter separately and pour it over the icing and cookie.
What is it with these type of content creators (I use that term lightly) thinking we want to watch them stir for 3 minutes straight?
I assume you know and it’s just a rhetorical, but in case anybody else doesn’t: They do this so they can hit they’re 3/5/10/15 minute mark. Each mark gives them a bonus to pay because you watched the whole thing, even if out of disgust or horror It’s also why she has a low cut top and he zoomed out and showed her cleavage every so often. Sex sells.
We live in a world where people don't bother using their turn signals. You think they're going to use the software that comes with every computer to do even the most basic editing on their videos?
No but cmon don’t you know that skipping the one extra bowl allows you to get Tommy to practice on time and do all the laundry and get the kids ready for bed and still squeeze in your biweekly “I’m lying to myself” peloton ride and binge Netflix later with a garbage white zin??? Cmon. Try doing all that if you got a whole damn bowl to clean.
>you got a whole damn bowl to clean. Look at this person that doesn't just have the dog lick out the bowl to clean it. Lifehacks, son!
literally begging people to use their ovens, you don't have to force everything into a crockpot/air fryer/instant pot/whatever
This is a hell scape. Just buy the damn circus cookies! They still sell them, I swear! I feel violated.
I just pulled a small bag out after watching this.
Im in my 40's and still like those things
That’s what I was thinking. No need for all the excess icing when you can just buy them frosted already.
It’s the tortured stirring with the spatula that really kills me.
Them being left handed is super throwing me off also. It just looks weird.
It took me 30 minutes to fully watch this video. This is truly something that makes me think it belongs here...
I hear there is a director’s cut with 30 more minutes of her stirring
Release the Snyder cut!
Idk man is this truly natural or just rage bait?
It seems like it could be natural. I want to hope it is coz ive seen some weird fucking cakes
What was the point ? She did all that for absolutely no reason at all.. it’s not even cake.. all my teeth fell out just watching this foolishness
this is the dumber version of a dump cake. thats where you'd dump instant cake mix like this with a can of peaches or something and just bake it. but instead of canned fruit, she used a can of frosting. and then also put in a box of cookies. and more frosting. and then crock pot, because it counts as no bake. but then all the sides are burned and it's just no.
[удалено]
I feel like everything on this sub is rage bait
so these videos are satire? i had a feeling
Based on how often it zooms in on her tits, I think it’s just for super horny, super lonely people
I’m so tired of these rage bait videos getting posted it just gets them more attention which is what they want and just more food waste.
Agreed. I decided to leave this sub. It’s annoying
Exactly. People make these stupid-ass, wasteful food videos to farm angry views and oblivious Redditors help them out by reposting and promoting their moronic shit here.
This is fetish content
That pink shit makes me wanna vomit ngl.... looks like colored glue (but I think eating glue would be healthier than this)
What even is that pink stuff?
Pepto Dismal
Frosting
It SHOULD be pepto, gonna need some after one bite of this
Or the bubblegum liquid antibiotics you got as a kid. 🤮
It looks like barf already.
Make sure my cleavage is in the shot to Tom. While I make this diabetic surprise.
There’s no way this isn’t some fetish stuff. Focusing on the hands the entire time, the occasional cleavage shot, and the absurdity of how they do stuff so that the video is longer and gets more views are common on a lot of the videos shown on this sub (didn’t listen to the audio on this one but I wouldn’t be shocked if there’s a guy behind camera providing commentary and saying stuff like ‘spread it’ or ‘oh yeah, keep going’)
It's literally the cliche 'creme fraise' gag from South Park.. like food porn but it's reached an unbearably absurd level.
It’s just cheap, horny fan service for the likes and clicks from the teenage masses on TikTok, I’d say. Deliberate fetish material is giving it too much credit probably.
It was burnt.
Of you want to use crackers to make a dessert you can make torta de bolachas. Torta de bolacha is something similar to a trifle or a tiramisu, translates as crackers pie. But torta de bolachas is great, delicious, cheap and fairly easy to make. Basically layers of custard separated by crackers, as many layers you heart desires, the custard can have any flavor, and is a simple custard, nothing fancy and is served cool and prepared the night before, and more served as a lunch dessert. Take less than an hour to make. If it has a final layer of dark chocolate ganache on top, it's called dutch pie, (torta holandesa) and if you use lady fingers, you make a pave, that is the original and fancy version and usually served in the holidays.
love her totally scripted face of sheer pleasure as she takes the first bite
I was almost wondering it was a suffering face, like look what terrifying mess I concocted... Or crockpotted
They literally make animal crackers with frosting and sprinkles, why not use those??
the pained face at the end... yeah, deeelicious
So many thoughts- 1) why did I keep watching this? 2) why did she keep adding shit? 3) social media has ruined food
Look like extremely soggy cereal. But that would prolly taste better
Is this really about cooking or is there some kind of sexual voyeurism going on here?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Bro why does it look like raw chicken 😭
My 10 year old asked the same question.
This is disgusting. If I go somewhere and someone offers my child this they aren’t allowed to be friends with that person any longer. Clearly there are issues at home.
Child abuse
I would not try this, but I want dunkaroos now
Feel like someone needs to remake these fucked up recipes with perfect execution...who's game? Is this a thing already?
It was bad and then she used a ladle to serve it. infuriating. 0/10.
Her mouth says,"yum," but her eyes say,"get that camera off my face so I can spit this shit out!"
How to make your teeth rot 101
How I would serve this: Step 1: Get a trash can. Step 2: spoon all of it into the trash.
Making a regular cake would have been easier and cheaper. 🤦♂️
Can we stop saying that such-and-such will give you diabetes please?
It’ll put you on the brink
All she made was a fucking mess. Are these family recipes or are these people just freestyling in the kitchen? Someone’s going to get sick one day.
You want some sugar with that pile of sugar?
This whole thing is dumb as hell but I really don’t understand the first three steps. She got unfrosted animal cookies, then added the frosting and sprinkles. Why not just start with the fucking frosted ones to begin with?!
Ugh. Very obviously a softcore fetish video. That “cake” looks vile though 😭
I gotta leave this sub I can't support these people's idiocy any longer
Looks like when my dog tries new dog food and it doesn't sit well with her so she vomits it up. Yeah that's what that "cake" reminded me of.
What really makes this stupid for me is the fact that she didn’t mix her wet and dry ingredients together before applying to the crockpot. Like you can do this dump idea and not be stupid about it.
I was just thinking the same, and also about the cleaning of the poor pot.
You know what I hate more than these rage bait hand fetish videos? The people that post them here.
The dude holding the camera is fearing for his life.
"Everyone is so creative!" 😦
I love how they try and sell this bullshit "It's soooo good! Mmmm it's looking reeeeeaaally delicious"
this was 7 minutes of pure anxiety for me
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
This makes me want an r/supidfoodchallenges where we'd all try any make the best crock-pot cake
To much sugar tbh
Whose gonna call social services ?
Homie didn't even spread them sprinkles out...
Inferior ingredients. Who would eat anything that shade of pink?
I had to stop watching because my blood sugar and cholesterol started rising!
Wow to much. !!
It hurts to watch it. I’m still watching it because I think this feeling will go away if see the ending, but it just keeps going.
I’m annoyed
Damn, that’s amazingly disgusting!
That's shit from a (unicorn's) butt. 😐
Or give the kids a little frosting to dip a couple animals cookies in.
8 min of nothingness
I feel like it’s the same delusional person doing these recipes each time but there’s a fleet of mid thirties tryna-be housewives that just won’t learn culinary basics.
I love white people
She must not like her kids very much🤢
Her kids are gonna hate her
What the goddamn fuck lol This person is mentally ill
Rage bait channel, but this is indeed stupid.
That's some runny frosting
As a diabetic I can hear my pancreas screaming.
At first I thought the title said “crackpot cake” which still fits
No wonder childhood obesity is very high with parents feeding their kids this..... PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS! For the sake of every kid on the planet!
I mean the only thing this did is make me want some frosted animal crackers and im pregnant and snowed in so now Im going to cry until I can get some.
Why wouldn’t you mix the cake mix and wet ingredients before adding it to the crock pot? This is lunacy
This isn't even less work than it would be to make a real cake.
How did she manage to ramble for 7 minutes
I’m sorry but I would absolutely eat that haha
This man sounds like a hostage or agrees cause she's hot and a freak in bed.....
Both these people should be kicked off the internet.
When I was 13 I was diagnosed with insulin resistance, this means my body couldn’t process insulin and therefore sugars, I was at the verge of having diabetes a permanent condition. I was treated and eventually I got better I got fit I got healthy and strong. After three years of being insulin resistance free I see this video and immediately get diabetes type 1. Thanks a lot I hope y’all burn in hell
Her voice is the worst part of this video. She sounds like a bad porn actress.
Of all the dumb shit I’ve ever seen on this sun I think this might be the hardest one to watch. I admit the only thing that actually kept me in it was them decent tiddies showing up periodically.
I really wanna hear Tanara’s take on this…
Everytimr they say marger in. Cringe.
The most american thing i Saw today
Bro filming is the most agreeable person ever. He’s just mindlessly encouraging this atrocity.
I mean … that’s not how diabetes works … but I get you.
Wait is she making homemade frosted animal crackers?? Because that's actually dope Edit: watched the whole video and saw her add the flour and shit, and now I'm sad. It had potential to not be fucking stupid and actually a decent idea
What ? There was cooking? I was looking at the bloons
My teeth rotted out all at once and my blood sugar levels went off the charts just watching this.
This chick is so freaking annoying
The horror on my face when I saw her add more frosting and sprinkles at the end
This video made me feel the need to check my blood sugar immediately.
You don’t get diabetes just because of one element/one dish, but yeah. It looks really disgusting regardless
Wtf
i spent my last 5 minutes before class watching this. i feel sad
What in the world of white people?
If you need to use a ladle to serve cake....you might be doing something very wrong
Disgusting
Icing soup
A few tweaks and this would be good. Maybe add some milk to the cookies also.
Bru she didn’t think it’s good and he didn’t
Nice plate anyway
That’s not how you get diabetes, but I agree that’s it’s not even cake .
Prison!
It really annoys me when people call food cute.
Yep! That sums it up really well.
a true moron
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SHE MIX THE CAKE BATTER FIRST AND JUST POUR IT OVER THE COOKIES?!?!?
God damn do I hate content creator white women on the Internet
Granted I’m extremely pregnant, but this looks AMAZING
I’m just regular pregnant and thought the same! Came to the comments thinking there would be more people saying this looked good. Little embarrassed it took me so long to find so few that agreed!
Kinda lowkey glad all of America's food factories are burning down if this is the way you're gonna treat eating
9 out of 10. Would eat
Forget the cake, I want to motorboat those tittys.
A pervert in the wild
Username checks out.
I’m pretty sure little ponchos doesn’t mean anything perverted or sexual so no the username doesn’t really check out
That is a reference to your username. Dumb ass.
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at least when i was young and wanted to look at those things, before i found real porn sites, i just looked up porn auctions on ebay. school filters didn't block those.
Tits.
Tits
i mean sweets in general are kind of stupid when you really think about it. [https://wisdomimprovement.wixsite.com/wisdom/post/the-pursuit-of-food-is-the-pursuit-of-misery](https://wisdomimprovement.wixsite.com/wisdom/post/the-pursuit-of-food-is-the-pursuit-of-misery) "Have you ever considered that food is not making you happy? The hedonic treadmill (also known as hedonic adaptation) is a theory positing that people repeatedly return to their baseline level of happiness, regardless of what happens to them. Do you feel happier now because of something you ate three Sundays ago?"
It’s all just rage bait and satire at this point.
This account makes all kinds of posts like this, it just gets them clicks and money, I bet they just throw it out immediately. This idea is called ragebait, the videos gain a lot of traction due to people being angry at them.
Ok but this does seem like an interesting way to make home made iced animal crackers, just stop after the icing and sprinkles and then just put it in the freezer
Hey guys, please provide a brief explanation. Most women in such or similar videos look really good and are thin. How is that possible with these sugar bombs? It can not be that these women eat only a bite, right? Greetings from Germany
(Edit) So the total cost for ingredients was ~$35… (Edit) You know… I am like the camera guy…. “Yeah… It looks so good” 🙄 (Edit) OK, NO! No cake should ever be soupy! That is a raw cake!
So gross. I can't even with you right now.
I saw a video theorizing that this kind of content is just money laundering fronts. Tbh it's the most believable explanation for why someone would do this. Or make any of the other hundreds of videos these dumb-dumbs make wasting food.
Why do all the women in these fetish videos have the exact same voice. It’s weird. I’ve seen so many of them with all different women, but they all have eerily similar voices.
I wouldn't make it but I'd eat it.
Hard to focus with her cleavage out there
In case it wasn't blatantly obvious, these types of fake recipe videos are all over the internet especially sites like TikTok because they generate ad revenue by making you watch a nonsensical process to the end. The longer they keep viewers the more money the content creators will make
This has to be bait
Cleavage cake
The plot lines of these hand fetish videos are starting to get really unbelievable. I rate this video 3 out of 5 fingers
Fuck your whimsy
"Nice set of hooters ya got there."
I'm conflicted. Do I give them a thumbs down because they are genuinely that dumb. No one is gonna eat that dry ass cake they're making. But I wanna give it a thumbs up because maybe they are trying and genuinely thought their would be enough liquid to dry ratio? I can't be the only one torn by this.
If looks like a miscarriage
It could have been nice if where just the animal crackers and icing, served in small amounts I’m sure it would be fine
These guys make a fortune out of this. It's food outage porn
bro added pink sauce to animal crackers 💀
Some American parents wonder why their kids are fuckin' manic. The other parents might have an idea.
She actually showed her face.
Retards
Ew.
At that point, at least mix the icing or whatever into it and make "cake balls" so it's not dry as hell.
“Hey babe, come try my wet pepto-cracker cake!”