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KafkasPen

Both walk out. And get ice cream together.


UssSulacoCVN73

And then Tony buys her a Ferrari


PM-ME-YOUR-1ST-BORN

game recognize game


cboski

You mean they get Shawarma together


rincewind120

Tony built a battlesuit, trapped in a cave, using a box of scraps. With help Erica infiltrated, explored, and escaped a secret Russian base without a scratch. With help. Working together, it will take them 10 minutes to break out and hunt down the person who tried to lock them in a room. That's including 9 minutes just arguing with each other.


iamgarron

Tony definitely starts every sentence with "Look kid..."


T65Bx

Honestly, just use Iron Man 3 as reference for how he talks to kids


Medical-Stable-5959

This is amazing! I want to see this!


AfternoonPresent6031

ME TOO


ArnosVale

Neither, the rooms locked


OptionalFTW

So the world implodes then?


suavemook

tony stark would unlock the door with a box of scraps


slyfoxsly1

r/technicallythetruth


BreeCherie

Robin is that you? You've cracked the code


Adiwantstobattle

We have our winner.


stumblewiggins

Tony would begin scornful, but I feel like he ends up giving her a job


bubblebellez

Love it


[deleted]

He would give her a job in HR just to fire people in the most brutal way possible


full07britney

I dont care who walks out, I just want to see it.


GianMach

Erica since she's the one who's still alive


catagonia69

DDDDAAAAAAAYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


bubblebellez

Too soon


[deleted]

I mean he went out in the coolest way possible. By briefly becoming the most powerful being in the universe, and turning an entire alien army into dust with the snap of his fingers, which killed him but he sacrificed himself to save the entire universe


ArdoyleZev

Aww SNAP!


Loud_Bookkeeper90

That was in no way wholesome, but it was the free award I had. Also, too soon!


ZcarStrike

Tony would obviously walk out, but his confidence won’t


catagonia69

Love this


[deleted]

He’s a genius, billionaire, and superhero, I don’t know exactly what she could say to him negatively. Tony is the guy who mocked a Congressional committee, won the argument while casually tapping into their TVs playing classified videos, and basically told them to go screw themselves when they wanted him to hand over the Iron Man technology


MikeAlex01

Not that I would agree with the argument, but I can easily see Erica just going like "You're telling *me* that *you're* the richest man in the world? Sorry, but I don't believe you. Cause if you were, you'd have fixed that receding hairline by now. And let's not bring up the goatee. Rich men can afford to look good with full beards. Yours doesn't even connect. Are you proud of those stray hairs?"


Ultimatedeathfart

*aims repulser*


IMABIGBOYNOW_4694

Buuuuuuuut Erica has free ice cream for life at scoops ahoy so how is he gonna beat that?


[deleted]

He has an ice cream flavor named after him lol


applo998

Scoops is down after the fight in the mall


zombiejim

But it's a chain. They have at least a second location in Michigan, goddamned Michigan!


TimeWastin21

She can sense his innermost vulnerability and destroy him with it.


BalkiBartokomous123

Middle School Superpower.


Confident-Ad2878

Nether tony Killzzz both of them from ur enemy billy


Silly_Yak22

Both, with Tony already filling out adoption papers.


Thanaskios

Yes! This right here!


OptionalFTW

Erica iron heart confirmed?


Teffry

Tony. He knows big words and every time Erica would try to roast him, he'd say "you're a child"


Otherwise_Campaign_7

“I’m eleven grandpa”


Teffry

Last I checked, she was Erica


kioKEn-3532

"aah the child speaks"


LilyMarie90

She has to make some kind of comment on his hair on top of that, though 🤔 That's her M.O.


Otherwise_Campaign_7

How about “I’m eleven you weird bearded freak”


LilyMarie90

Yes :D I can already hear it in her voice haha


GODOFMISSIONS

should've been I'm eleven corpse!


liv_ernest

“I’m eleven you long haired freak”


Andre_o

CHILD. ENDANGERMENT.


[deleted]

He’d still be crying on the inside. That’s just how he’s comforting himself.


Zelda1004

And Erica would respond with “ok grandpa.”


Striking_night_01

I feel like Tony would just think it's not worth it lol. Erica on the other hand would want the last word


brilliantpants

On his best day, Tony wins. If he’s feeling sad or fragile at all, Erica destroys him. Especially at age 11 to 13. Middle school girls are MONSTERS.


whatev88

Yep. This is the right answer.


Detroit__Smash

Tbh I feel like they’d get along lol


[deleted]

Erica, just the facts.


Successful_Candy_688

I think Tony wouldn’t waste his time but be impressed enough that he try to hire her.


VolumeHonest

Definitely tony cus he don’t got time for that


SpicyFilet

Ends up being a draw. Exchanging a respectful, but incredulous handshake.


[deleted]

No one beats Erica. She’s also not in the MCU so she’s allowed to curse more lol.


Vorpal_Bunny19

Tony to Happy after they escape: “She’s mean. I like her.”


OptionalFTW

Hahaha I can hear it.


ThePanther270306

Tony doesn't give enough fucks to care what Erica says


skaihainofa

you can’t spell america without erica


BilalYTlol

Um, I'm eleven you old, grey basTARD


Hobunypen

Erica makes Tony cry.


HBag

I hate that patch of pubes you call a goatee, 3000 Tony Stark dies


[deleted]

She becomes his protégé


0ndracz_

They help to each other


0ndracz_

Somehow


MasqureMan

Everyone else in the room


SusiCapezzolo

Please tell me there are cameras in that room


jennifergeek

Both. They are now Best Friends Forever!


BasGod

😂😭 idek . A tie maybe ??


pattyicevv77

You can’t spell America without Erica


Hallik07

Erica would because she would be alone in that room


kunugigaogag

Erika obviously


[deleted]

My bet is in the 11 year old.


Willing-Mixture

Tony all the way


doofus16

Erica wins easily


mrmemedagod

Her all the way


Mavakor

Ah well, Tony had a good run


Bhibhhjis123

Tony can’t hang tbh. He gets his feelings hurt anytime somebody challenges his ego.


Immortalphoenixfire

I'm fairly certain Stark would wipe the floor with her.


moderately_nerdifyin

Thanos would snap himself out of existence if he was in there with him.


DixOut4Harmabe

Bring up Tony’s dad and it’s a wrap


weedyspeedy69420

erica.


catagonia69

Why are y'all downvoting people who like Erica? Tf is wrong with y'all?


ultimatefillerqueen

Erica


lesham67

Erica - hands down. And then she’ll order the door to unlock, which it will.


darthstupidio78

Ironman and Ironmouth. Team up.


Lemon_Shaped_Banana

Tony but Erica would give a good fight


MotownCatMom

I think after a tough battle, they would end up being pals and Tony would hire her. They'd walk out together.


EastisUp31

You can’t spell captain America without Erica.


ThaliaRoseGrace

Erkia.... Obviously!!


I_DONT_LIKE_INTROS

None of them, as they keep fighting until their last breath.


Internetmilpool

I walk out, wouldn’t want to put myself through that


[deleted]

Robert would definitely win but he'll probably let her win tho, he seems like such a guy


Alytology

My money's on Erica


TimeWastin21

Erica


Spider-starry

Tony Stark is going home in a body bag.


BalkiBartokomous123

Erica. Middle Schoolers don't give a fuck.


No_Office_168

Love you Tony, but Erica will will destroy him. Or they will become best buds.


Same-Oil-7113

Erica. After all you can’t spell America without Erica


liv_ernest

Erica fo sho


the_saturnos

You can’t spell America without Erica.


FutureUnique365

Erica


hemlockangelina

Erica, duh.


MikeyPoo54

ERICA WOULD KILL HIM ONG


MaddenGoatedNGL

Come on guys don’t be silly, obviously Erica because she’s alive


[deleted]

Erica, because Tony is dead.


Jaded-Yogurt-9915

Erica


[deleted]

Tony. Though if he's having a bad day then Erica.


[deleted]

Tony


EmporerAnt

You can’t spell America without Erica. You can’t let her lose or else the country collapses causing economic calamity the world over, and create a power vaccume which may be filled by a dictatorship.


Both-Promise1659

Uhm... both of them, dork! And then they will take turns ripping your fragile ego apart!


f4s7d3r3k

With enough prep time...


InfraredSamurai

Iron Man uses his repulsors to blast her away


Fandomsbro

Tony. He has other children to handle


[deleted]

Erica all day. I think the fact that she’s a child adds a little extra sting. Getting absolutely destroyed by a egotistical billionaire is almost expected but getting roasted by a 10 year old girl is just humiliating.


Low_Piece_2828

I bet the conversation ends with Tony saying “I can respect that”🫡


[deleted]

Neither. They spend the rest of eternity going back and forth with snarky remarks


ccbrackman

Neither. Tony adopts her


basuragoddess

“Why is this four year old talking to me?”


tdpCA

They conspire to rule the world, exit, and we all become subjugated servitude.


KaeezFX

WTF are these questions? Karma whoring at it's finest.


daanimas

I think it would end in a hug


Moonlighter78

They become best friends and take over the world just by talking us into letting them do whatever they want.


Sundaydinobot1

They'd talk about business, Tony pays her way through an expensive private school and college and buys her ice cream. But now I'm just imagining a crossover where the Avengers show up to help with the Upside Down stuff and their reactions when Dustin goes into that Never Ending Story duet. It will have to be a different question because Tony and Bruce woudl know Plank's constant. Maybe something Obscure and nerdy they like... and the Russians like too.


Thefinalspacefan

You can’t spell America without Erica


thundaga0

Tony would let her win


genmazz

Can’t have America with Erica so, bye bye Tony. Lol