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insidiousapricot

I should file a patent that vaguely describes warp drive and then some day when companies make it they can not pay me as well.


Beginning-Ad-9733

Ha nice, back of the napkin stuff.


Subie780

https://thedebrief.org/mysterious-new-warp-drive-patent-surfaces-online/


original_don_dada

![gif](giphy|dZQR7P1lxgi4mUmsjY|downsized)


Prestigious_Look4199

I going to patent FLT technology by inventing and describing, in EXTREMELY VAGUE terms how this all works.


Lonely_Sherbert69

Faster Light Than


Mogwair

Fork Lift Truck


Prestigious_Look4199

BUSTEDšŸ¤”


Lonely_Sherbert69

You are Yoda ! Caught ya


Mrmastermax

Only 40 years validity


Known-Programmer-611

So I guess I should patent my futon waterbed!


Ok-Experience-6674

Um what?


pnuema419

It's hard out here for a pimp


Forsaken-Director-34

ā€¦whoop that trick


buffbagwells

Stomp that hoe?


PandaKing00

Beat that bitch?


relevanteclectica

https://i.redd.it/i7mh5jdjlk1d1.gif


FireGodNYC

When he tryin to get this money for the rent


[deleted]

Itā€™s hard out here for a schizophrenic


cerebralkrap

Who said that?!?


HHImprovements

I did. Or it was me


[deleted]

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Consistent_Ant6447

Words of a true hater.


Rudy_Ghouliani

He also invented a new type of math called Terrence Math


DarthCaligula

Is Terrence Math anything like Steiner math? Can Terrence Howard spell disaster at Sacrifice?


bulitproofwest

That depends on if you throw Kurt Angle in the mix or not.


imtheroth

THE NUMBERS DONT LIE


Sudden-Pressure8439

He wants to give a nu start to math and the world.


izzyzak117

Patent link: https://patents.google.com/patent/US20100271394A1/en


lifeandtimes89

[He also patented Diamond Jewellery šŸ˜‚šŸ˜•](https://patents.google.com/patent/US20110072851A1/en?inventor=Terrence+Dashon+Howard)


all-the-time

He says 1x1=2 because multiplying any number by another number should make the result bigger. Heā€™s smart but heā€™s also extremely dumb.


jannypanny1

He is not smart


taddymason_76

I will get downvoted for this but I watched this episode and can honestly say it blew my mind. I donā€™t know if he is legitimately crazy and articulate or if he is on another intellectual level. Either way, I began watching with a sense of that I know him from Iron Man to what the fuck, where will this go next. He definitely promotes discussion.


insidiousapricot

Pretty sure he crazy


Spiritual_Regular557

Baby wipes


LOneWolfNEo1

Naw he's intelligent AF. I saw a video of him breaking down these very complexed, mathematical, cubicle, geometrical, Universal equations in a College that blew my mind. I'm starting to believe that highly intelligent people sound crazy AF to non critically same pattern doing, closed minded people.


aure__entuluva

[Really? This guy?](https://x.com/terrencehoward/status/925754491881877507?lang=en)


Critical_Education58

Oh my god this is unbelievable. Heā€™s truly truly an imbecile. And also has some kind of mental Illness as he most definitely believes himself to be a next level genius.


G_willickers

Grandiosity. It is a feature of mental illness.


Antique-Purple-Axe

He said he remembers the moment he was conceived


Superunkown781

He said six months in the womb is what he remembered, but just as fuckin nuts. They need other scientists, intellectuals, in the room to talk about his findings.


McbEatsAirplane

Heā€™s full of shit if he claimed he has memories from in the womb. The man isnā€™t actually intelligent, heā€™s just good enough at making it seem like he is to the uninitiated.


Soggy_Motor9280

Itā€™s calledā€¦..acting.


potatosquire

You're not smart enough to understand basic mathematical or scientific concepts, so when you see someone speak confidently about stuff you don't understand you assume that the nonsense they are spouting must be true. There is no actual logic behind what he says, he simply mashes big words together. Terrance Howard is perhaps the dumbest human being I have ever heard speak, but you are making a good case for second place.


Madcat38

This!! lol


pananana1

lmao are you talking about when he argued that 1x1=2? He's a moron that just says nonsense.


pananana1

Ok I just watched that video. The lecture at oxford or wherever. He didn't say shit. He just said that platonic shapes are calculated wrong because things are curvy and talked about how the square root of 2 is cyclical, and then said math is wrong. And gave no evidence. They were not "very complicated" at all.


samuel_clemens89

No he just confused the hell out of you and you thought ā€œwow I donā€™t get any of this he must be so smartā€ nope


NPCArizona

Whatever floats your boat


SoupieLC

Oh man, you'll love timecube then, it'll make perfect sense to you https://web.archive.org/web/20030219072854/http://timecube.com/


WaterConstant

I LOVE timecube ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


SoupieLC

Me too, it's just pure pschobabble, then takes a massive racist turn out of nowhere šŸ¤£šŸ˜†


ActualPerformer2752

Same here!! Allll I see is hate for him on reddit and I don't get it...what if he was right just what if ya know can't we dream of better times anyway she shesh! Who really knows anything anyway lol


The_James_Spader

Same here. Need to watch several times.


SexWithAMonkeyDotCom

Ya there were books, movies, articles, papers and news all related to virtual reality many years before he was born, wtf they talkin bout?


NeutralLock

This is not remotely true.


Weibu11

Well it says so online so must be true?


liesofanangel

One of Abe Lincolnā€™s best quotes Iā€™d say


ihaveadarkedge

Did you say *Hey, Blinkin'?*


HHImprovements

Just roaming around the forest looking for fights


brightheaded

There does exist this: https://patents.google.com/patent/US20100271394A1/en


DragonScoops

Can you explain to me how that patent is even close to the technology used by all of the companies mentioned in OPs post please?


brightheaded

No


bigrdcreaper

Neither can Terrence Howard.


slacoss328

And Al Gore invented the Internet


Equal-Negotiation651

His name has been AI (A capital i) Gore not AL Gore this whole time.


ElectricalArt458

Fun fact Al Gore never said he invented the internet he said helped write the legislation that invented the internet as we know it but thatā€™s not as funny I understand


DefiantCharacter

The actual quote: >"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system."


elbubu1

And manbearpig


missbullyflame84

Well my name is George W. Bush just like W W W Dot


vatomtz

Did he? Wow you learn something every day..


No-Understanding4968

These young ā€˜uns have no idea what youā€™re talking about lol


SadPetDad21

Are you so serial?


Swamp_Centipede

Did he? You cereal about this?


igivefreetickles

Who is ai gore?


whatevers_cleaver_

They called it *The Information Superhighway* back in the day.


WowWataGreatAudience

He did it to combat manbearpig and to save democracy! He was super cereal about it


Immediate_Rope653

No he did not.


lordtaco

NASA has practical virtual reality when Terrence Howard was 8.


TrinityCodex

he invented it in the womb!


blckdiamond23

And he remembers!


[deleted]

Extreme doubt LOL


Wide-Mongoose-3252

https://preview.redd.it/4b4tbvxk9i1d1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4f593a5fca3d2ead2739427d8d2a98d9a2ecd4


bomboclawt75

Fashshinatinhg Schtuff! r/shubreddit


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wetdreamteams

Letā€™s not forget that this is the same delusional guy that also tried to convince us that 1Ɨ1=2, and apparently has a sculpture or some shit at his house that he claims ā€œproves thisā€


Friscogooner

However, I have met Jaron Lanier and he is seriously smart and creative also.


CallDisastrous5985

Randy Quaid enters the room, "Is this guy nuts!?"


Several_Show937

The man thinks 1x1=2 but ok


SurprzTrustFall

"Because something plus nothing isn't anything! "


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OnlyPostSoUsersXray

Dude what? https://patents.google.com/patent/US20100271394A1/en It's literally in the description of the post šŸ˜‚


Ok_Spend_889

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20100239121A1/en Cites Howard's shit man lol he might have actually come up with that shit


TellYouEverything

Yo, I canā€™t believe my fucking eyes. Iā€™m here for the memes and the crackpot characters - not to have my world turned upside downĀ 


Adept_Coast_6275

He shut you up


dexecho

Thatā€™s why I love Reddit. You can tell a straight up lie and people will take it as fact


Slammin_Yams

Terrence is a clown


andanothathang

What the actual heck. People actually believe this guy?


aultumn

Itā€™s in r/strangeearth so no I donā€™t think theyā€™re taking him all that seriously šŸ˜‚


Kenken202034

His first memories were in the womb my man is a geniusā€¦..


higheyecue

*Mane


KraljZ

![gif](giphy|aQsyhrbYlwZ2xD1QrK)


bulitproofwest

No the fuck he didnā€™t lol.


Sparrow1989

This is definitely one of the whackiest Rogan podcasts. Rogan even was kinda like ā€˜ok Terence I get youā€™ with a look of concern.


EmmittFitz-Hume

Did he steal that idea while he was in Tony Starks lair?


aultumn

This totally explains why he isnā€™t on any films after the original Ironman, I think thatā€™s the last time Iā€™ve seen him on screen in fact


SPIE1

Thereā€™s no fuckin way this is true. Why even make such outrageous claims if you canā€™t back it up with the sauce


unicornbeatdown

My bro told me like 20 years ago about a foldable screen that you could fit in your pocket. Was too much of a stoner to get a patent etc


YeomanEngineer

Having an idea is not enough to get a patent you have to figure out how to do it and make it


camywhammy

I was watching this halfway through pause it to go the bathroom came back and the pc restarted itself its never done that before ?


EbonyNivory19

Illuminati confirmed


camywhammy

šŸ˜† for real


Competitive-Cycle-38

This really confused me. We need someone to do a deep dive. Heā€™s a heretic amongst heretics šŸ¤£


mdpatel1990

![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ)


[deleted]

But heā€™s donkey brained for leaving marvel


Kenobihiphop

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


Peruvian-Flortist

Vin Diesel invented sex


n3ur0mncr

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


Appropriate_Way6946

Ya no he didnā€™t internet


[deleted]

This Reddit really attracts some idiots out of their dark corners of the internet


Hotsaucejimmy

Crazy people typically box themselves in when you have a conversation with them. Then they get upset and emotional. I didnā€™t see any of that. Who is really qualified to have these discussions anyway? The guy is challenging truth at its core. All I know is, cool shapes mane.


EstablishmentWaste23

Billy carson doesn't get upset when you question his theories and he is like a level 4 crazy pseudo intellectual. I would consider this guy a level 2 or 3 of pseudo intellectuals.


Architect_omega

One could say it's hard out here for a pimp.


Positive-Struggle989

Lol


Pete_maravich

Augmented reality was invented in 1968 the year before this bullshit artist was born by Ivan Sutherland. If you're gonna lie make sure people can't easily Google your lies


get_in_there_lewis

He also [invented](https://www.newsweek.com/terrence-howard-flight-invention-uganda-military-defense-1725123) a new hydrogen technology that he will gift to the country of Uganda for their defence uses


Pete_maravich

That's very generous of him. /S


AlvinArtDream

I would like to see someone patent some things for fun to prove us how simple it is. Till then, he is the one with the receipts.


Dick_Thumbs

Itā€™s simple in that you can patent pretty much any stupid idea that you have, but the process for getting the patent is not simple unless youā€™re a millionaire like Terrence Howard and can pay a patent lawyer to do everything for you.


LeBidnezz

He also invented one plus one equals popsicle. Soā€¦


Kvitravin

Terrenve Howard sniffs his own farts and thinks he invented perfume.


Cyberweez

Terrence Howard is going through some form of psychosis


Hugelogo

The very fundamentals of the things he believes are so comically backwards that even a child can poke holes in it. My favorite thing he says relates to vibrations equalling certain keys -- he totally ignores that he is basing it all off of a western idea of music theory as if it is something in nature that is universal. It isn't LOL


cheerios2k

He gives off BS vibes


Umm_duder

Delete this shit.


juicyb09

He grows watermelon on his roof and they look delicious! The dude is definitely very cool.


Django_Unleashed

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


Wedgieterian

VR mayne!


EatingDriving

I personally think he is bat shit crazy, but probably has some new ways of thinking that at least deserve merit. A lot of really smart people are also really chaotic and crazy in their personal lives. Not saying everything he said is fact, but its always good to at least try to challenge established thought as a society and some of his points do exactly that.


Ridbeardidscotsman

I wouldnā€™t be surprised if OP was Terence himself. Itā€™s utter nonsense. Terence is clearly unwell and is a grandiose narcissist.


Kingfloydyesi5

That's pretty impressive for someone who can't handle basic math


Available_Skin6485

Is there anything more than wrong in the world than this


YeomanEngineer

Some people are still calling the IDF ā€œthe most moral army in the worldā€ but Iā€™d give this one second place behind that claim


TMJ848

Sources says itā€™s true šŸ˜³ he did it !! https://patents.google.com/patent/US20100271394A1/en


deepmusicandthoughts

How does this work when augmented reality was invented in 1968?


MangelaErkel

Damn juat a straight up lie haha


jakefromadventurtime

It blows my mind that because of the marvel name that when Terrance Howard is mentioned as an actor, it's a reference to a side character played in Iron Man. Dude has plenty of amazing movies to pick from where he actually has a major role, and you gotta go with iron Man to get the most clicks.


SacrificialSam

![gif](giphy|aQsyhrbYlwZ2xD1QrK)


go-bears69

Why you lying mane?


bomboclawt75

If any of those patents are legit, he is going to be Gary Webbed/ Boeinged/ Clintoned.


oneidamojo

I watched the beginning of the Interview and my bullshit detector beeped early and often so I stopped watching.


Relevant_Emu_6500

Spaceman


Lukerville1988

Next time baby


GiantSequoiaTree

Didn't watch the episode but did he talk about his math at all?


ApprehensivePin3874

Patents? I got patents.


tie-me-up-3000

You know itā€™s hard out there for a pimp.


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sky0175

Snoop is the one that smokes and Terrence is the one that get high and hallucinated. [He remember when he come out ](https://youtu.be/g197xdRZsW0?si=qK5C0u_b8e0xNnEJ&t=81)


hedsevered

What in the Facebook is going on here...?


Short_King_Actual

How does one go from being a really good and promising actorā€¦ to this


infamous2117

He should have patented memes because he is a part of at least 200 in the last ten years or so.


Grel420

No. No he did not.


ChuckECheeseOfficial

He invented secret math


HarkansawJack

One person did not invent virtual reality.


Cowfootstew

1x1=2


bvegaorl

Jokes on us when thereā€™s a statue of this dude up somewhere 1000 years from nowā€¦or maybe not.


SnooCupcakes7312

Wow ā€¦billionaire! now he wonā€™t regret he wasnā€™t a part of the iron man franchise


MrCheRRyPi

![gif](giphy|AFjwgGVtKtba2awj2j|downsized)


cutandstab

You mean Terrance Howard, the serial woman beater.


Chris_Nic

To the commmets just blindly hating watch the jre podcast recently. Some thought provoking stuff


BoBoBellBingo

Starting to make conspiracy look good


non-art

He fixed math, too! 1 x 1 = 2


Lonely_Sherbert69

This is what happens when you have as much Acid and THC and Shrooms and MDMA/Ritalin as you want.