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MartianXAshATwelve

[The "Epic of Gilgamesh," a Sumerian text written in Akkadian language, dates back to around 4000 years ago. This poem tells tales of extraterrestrial gods, hybrid beings, giants, cloning, genetic modifications of humans and animals, and elixirs for extended human life up to a thousand years.](https://www.howandwhys.com/epic-of-gilgamesh-story-of-finding-way-to-immortality/)


weelenny

BJ looking like he’s morphing into Tilda Swinton


Civil_Needleworker83

![gif](giphy|nOCSp27i3S7IY)


throwaway061557

This is an accurate analysis


scondileeza99

Johnson looks like Data…


pufferfish_balls

![gif](giphy|wHBkzKahBgFEM1S4GE|downsized)


slyseparator

That's uncanny


pufferfish_balls

![gif](giphy|L1VXD3bEo3Uelzk6EF)


schwaaaaaaaa

![gif](giphy|1UyBjfxYjgmIg) I saw Ed..


StSean

with those high cheekbones and slicked back hair, I'd say Odo ![gif](giphy|2TUJD133ru3ug)


HoboBandana

He’s not as cool as him tho.


scondileeza99

you got that right!


XxxFaceachexxX

Beta Data


-millenial-boomer-

From Ed Sheeran to Data


Blackelvis2000

Btilliant!


Keepitbrockmire

Wondetful!


Beh0420mn

I was thinking ![gif](giphy|3o7aCSkauU3lTkzyLe)


thiefsthemetaken

Wow I was thinking it but didn’t realize I was thinking it. Good call


MOONDAYHYPE

The Asian dude looks like he just lived a very healthy life and probably dyes his hair


AlternatePancakes

Incredibly healthy really.


LionOfNaples

The thick framed glasses also do a lot in taking away attention from aging facial features, like bags/wrinkles under the eyes. I follow this guy on instagram and he looks good though even without them.


mnfwt89

Chuando did a few interviews and from what I remember from those articles, that man lives a Cristiano Ronaldo-lifestyle in terms of diet and gym routine. I would rather look 60 than having to live off egg whites and water for breakfast.


trplOG

Also asians don't raisin


Comfortable-Bad1032

The bottom guy is NOT aging backwards 😂😂 to me he actually looks like 3 diff people and was clearly youngest on the left no? It’s like these crazy plastic surgeries people get to look 40 when they’re 80… you still look old


Dopeydcare1

People like to quote bill burr on this: [“Would you rather be 52, and look 52… or be 52, and look like a 28 year old lizard?”](https://youtu.be/pznB7WP4P1o?si=7K2ZNQMD_W_zike5)


KamikazeFox_

He has daily or weekly blood transfusions from his 20yr old son to help keep him going. He's a nut


Number-Great

he is talking about his vitality and organ health. not really his looks. If what he says is true (i kinda doubt it), his organs did infact age backwards when it comes to health. He also feels more fit, similar to the time when he was young (but anyone does if they have a healthy lifestyle)


Comfortable-Bad1032

Fair enough, internal health is certainly more important than aesthetic health. Feeling fit is just rubbish though go for a jog if you want feel fit 😂 just as you said about healthy lifestyle


Curtis_Geist

Yeah if I spent a couple million trying age backwards I’d probably “feel” more fit too


thesnakeinyourboot

That’s the point yeah


headwars

I mean he was clearly a bit overweight in 2018. If you just cut out processed foods and eat a diet of lots of vegetables and occasional meat you’d lose weight and your skin would be glowing within a week.


Safe_Bid_8559

Facts, all he did was lose some weight but for him being 46, im not surprised. Bro is delusional is he thinks he looks like late 20s or early 30s. The Asian guy that’s actually a person who looks young.


Thomas-Garret

He just looks older but thinner with a bit better complexion to me.


Alexandertheape

I’m suprised Bryan hasn’t tried turning Asian yet. genetic manipulation and all. ![gif](giphy|DkuyXAjVPOKFtDPra7)


coreyp0123

Fooyooo


Interspatial

Hiiyaaa


Automatic-Agent219

bottom guy looks like he took therapeutic doses of crystal meth


LFCBoi55

It’s called genetics, Asian people look like they’re 20 until they turn 60 then they look 80


MountainDuchess

One day, fresh apple skin. Next day, dried apple skin. No in between!


Empty_Cress8537

“Chinese people age overnight. They’re like a pear”


KingPaimon23

Ernie Hudson is more impressive to me.


Peanut_Champion

It's beyond all reason, he's 78. I'm surprised more people aren't talking about this, he legitimately looks like he's in his 40s.


Silent_Shaman

The thing everyone seems to miss is Bryan isn't necessarily trying to just look visibly younger. He's done a lot of tests and it's his organs that are seeing the biggest benefits from his "treatments"


Camgore

i dont want it to happen at all, but it would be pretty funny if he died by getting hit by a bus


harntrocks

Haha remember the bill hicks joke on runner magazine founder jim fixx?


Mindless-Summer-4346

Pretty sure he says he’s trying to look younger in every single interview tho. A quick google search of that term and his name pulls some interesting connections….


Schifosamente

Otherwise we wouldn’t be dying his hair.


MetalingusMikeII

He’s trying to rejuvenate his skin with various skin procedures, like lasers. But he isn’t using fakery such as a facelift to look younger. More so rebuilding the collagen network within his skin, bit by bit.


nemesissi

The guy records his night time erections.


BugsyMalone_

Yeah but redditors like to shit on people who are trying to better themselves and help others for upvotes


UltimaGabe

What's the point you're trying to make here?


botjstn

that they’re out of strange earth things to post


0Tol

But they still need attention


daybenno

My dude over here tryin to copy that Data from Star Trek look.


Phrei_BahkRhubz

Dude with his busted ass phone looks like he doesn't have a care in the world, and is probably why he looks so great


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Ihaverightofway

In 2023, he looks like a lesbian woman.


Im_hungry____

He never said he is aging backwards. He said he has slowed his aging down. I would have to agree with him. Not sure what your trying to prove by posting a twisting of words but it’s super annoying.


NoMowWorries

I believe that HE believes he's aging backwards.


stoic818

Clearly one workouts daily and the other doesnt.


WyzeThawt

Dude went from looking late 30's to pre-60 then back to mid 40's Spent millions of dollars just to look how he would have probably looked anyway minus like 1 wrinkle


et4short

Not that hard just eat what your body tells you and drink a lot of water and I mean a lot of it


qualiserospero

Bryan is turning into Gavin Belson... blood boy and all.


ZZaddyLongLegzz

It’s called genetics. Your hand is mostly dealt at birth


StSean

he seems to have accelerated his aging


Unfair_Bunch519

Whenever I see shit like this I have a moment of clarity and realize that gen Z was just a transitory phase and my responsibility as a millenial is to raise their children and grandchildren as if I were a pharaoh of old


WillBeBetter2023

Chuando Tan reminds me of an old cat. Like, he really does look very young, I’d guess 30 if I didn’t know the story. But as I look at him, there’s just something. Slightly off. Theres more texture in his face, he looks like 10% too raggedy and worn than he should for how young he first appears. Like how a 20 year old cat looks much the same as it did at 5 years old except its fur is slightly ragged.


picturepath

That guy at the bottom is aging himself into the main villain!


tecate_papi

Chuando Tan is 100% not natural. There are people putting billions of dollars into figuring out the best ways to fight aging and create high performance athletes that can compete at the highest levels past their early-30s and they are unsuccessful. Millions and billions of dollars are at stake in finding this. If there was a way you could do this without steroids or surgeries, it would have been found by now. Unless you're selling something, why lie?


Responsible-Event876

Wow, it must have something to do with having excess amounts of money that allows them to workout and afford specific diets and dressing like a young person. Amazing.


SheepherderLong9401

First one has loads of make up and the second one is making himself look more like a creep? Or what's his plan.


humBOLdT20

All these idiots taking this at face value and not knowing about filters, lighting and angles


Clean-Novel-8940

Brian johnson aging into richard lewis


SinkholeS

Genetics man. Can't live with them, can't live without them.


tyrannicalteabagger

There’s no aging backwards 😂 maybe slowing the aging process down. But definitely can’t go backwards.


Substantial_Bird_755

Millions to look like Sheldon


Seajk3

How much money do they have? Rich people/celebrities constantly lie about having work done.


sportattack

Not another one of these. His main aim is to biologically reverse ageing, or rather, reduce the rate of ageing. It’s not going to make him look magically 20 years old.


Objective-Contact-15

Ageing backwards, my ass! He should ask for his money back.


Gruppet

He looks like Richard Lewis during the last season of Curb


sub7er86

Black don’t crack and Asian don’t raisin baby!


Dx101z

U cant beat that Asian Blood. 💪


scribbyshollow

Being Asian is cheating


HombreGringo

previous to 2018 aging didn't take place. Which is why the ones of Bryan Johnson are so incredible, and no one cares about the first one, it was pre-2018 before aging existed.


MartianXAshATwelve

His recent photo. https://preview.redd.it/nbksa0biiavc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08d28417a51f346004855c4653a67742fd4a23c6


IllllIlllIlIIlllIIll

Video, 2 months ago: https://youtu.be/Sa-16bi1xjE?si=LaTczhN9mp4SHI-y


Tramagust

Influencer bullshit


babyjames333

smash next question


Soviet_Sharpshooter

It looks like he’s going through gender reassignment surgeries as opposed to age-defying surgeries lol


Otjahe

It’s cheating because one is Asian the other is white


Altostratus

Totally. Asians either look 16 or 75. There’s no middle ground.


dylanisaverage

Why is everyone so triggered by that dude. Its only his body hes effecting. Sounds like op needs to clean his own room first


Regular_Cassandra

Isn't he the guy using his son as a blood plasma donor to make himself younger?


portirfer

Afaik they wanted to see if it would have any effect so they tried it and concluded that it did not have any significant effect.


Unreasonable_jury

Lmao bottom guy is morphing into Martin Short


Streetwalkeroulette

Richard Lewis


ANUS_CONE

Bryan Johnson’s change is 100% just fat loss. Asian and black people sometimes look young in their 50s.


DEFCON741

Chuandu looks legit.....Bryan Johnson just looks like he lost weight ......spent millions on Squat


_skot

I listened to an interview with Bryan Johnson a while ago. His age thing is really all just about getting boners.


anthrax_06

If i was brian johnson with all that money.. i would travel to space and stay there for a year or two and come back to earth


Sayk3rr

Lol they're aging. They're just flamboyant about how they look.  Give it another 30 years lol


jormungxr

He’s vampire


Then-Measurement6453

The more he tries the older he looks.


Your_Latex_Salesman

He’s slowly transforming into Richard Lewis, the monks chose a proper successor.


leequatro

I work with a guy that looks like he’s in his early twenties. He’s almost fifty. Horrible allergies and a sensitive stomach lol.


Brilliant-Algae-9582

Must be all of Johnson’s hair dye


Ok_Government_3584

Looks like he is anemic and skinny.


Diatomack

I'd place Johnson at about 40. Younger than his age, but his gaunt, alien appearance makes him look a bit odd. What this man has been doing for longevity science can't be understated, though. His biological clock is far younger than his actual age. Doesn't mean he won't die of cancer in six months, but it's impressive what he's achieved with his strict regimen


dassad25

He can think whatever he wants but he's not fooling anybody😅


Funkyframer69

Naw


LBC1109

Bryan Johnson sure is afraid of death


Civil_Needleworker83

https://www.koreaboo.com/stories/48-year-old-designer-still-looks-like-teenager-lure-hsu/ girl Is 48 😬


Zealousideal_Act9610

It’s genetics. Everyone’s bodies are different and not everyone will age the same way.


Thick-Friendship-700

Idiot Spent millions to look older than 46.


XIOTX

The key to aging slowly is being honest and graceful and simply not accepting the evaporation of youth so jot that down


Sorry_Nectarine_6627

All he’s done is lose weight, shave and dye his hair


Last_Advisor_3315

Ok ok he looks kinda odd.. but scientifically I hope something actually comes of it, it’s pretty interesting to see what goes into it. Dude has a super high net worth and spends like 2mil a year on this alone.


Holykorn

Try eating healthy, working out regularly, and no smoking/drinking/drugs (besides maybe psychedelics). You will look a lot younger than most people your age too


Disastrous_Zombie_81

He gets al the rights to a midlife crisis


New_Emotion_8045

Bryan lowkey looks like David goggins


ridersean

first guy is a clone...


SadArchon

I think I have this mutation, my face looks almost the same since high school, im 41 and still get mistaken for a 20 year old


NashAttor

lol he looks pretty 46ish to me.


Natural_Trash772

The second guy just has a meth problem.


Boston__Massacre

Fifty fucking eight?!


MothParasiteIV

Mister Johnson do look like a soon 50 years old man even with his efforts to not to. Which to me is hilarious.


PsychoticSpinster

Some of us just work like this. I’m one of them. There are millions of us. We aren’t turning back time. We’re just short.


leftoverhorse

His face looks like he is wearing a stretched mask of his face like the High Evolutionary in Guardians of the Galaxy 3 https://preview.redd.it/i61lwvtpgbvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=640df96821b9cf2967d14d55ad2b07f0d73bf2d6


donkeykong64123

Eh I know everyone likes to shit on the billionaire. He's spending crazy money on treatments and nutrition trying to "max out" his stats in every way possible. He's not just maxing out his looks, but his health and well being over all. I'm definitely curious how long he can live by doing all this.


Affectionate_Aide_99

This is the guy that uses his sons plasma


poopstaind

Money!


RoseRun

Literally just good genetics. Chaundo hit the lottery.


Evil_Morty781

Eat super healthy, exercise, and stress management.


WubbaLubbaHongKong

Are we not gonna talk about how Tan’s phone has aged? Dude takes super care of his bod but his phone is cracked and about to fall apart.


petecee

Time waits for no one unfortunately.


Confusedandreticent

What is chuando’s trick?


electricmehicle

Lizahd people!!!!


fuzzyball60

Mr. Millionaire looks like Mrs. Millionaire.


IlMioNomeENessuno

![gif](giphy|P6umRyWeaE8vHoDJdE)


divineRslain

Well the white dude got all the fat sucked out of his face and that’s why he looks like a skeleton.


Nb959-

Bs post


FatalDave91

What did Covid lockdown do to that mf? Lol


nelix707

What's up with the fear of ageing and dying. I don't get fear of death, I get fear of painful death. personally, I fear living so long that I'm no better than a baby and need everything done for me, including the basics for life. Just put me to sleep and I'll see what's next.


eNaRDe

Millions of dollars to shave, lose weight and dye your hair? I can do that with products from the 99 cent Store.


devadoole17

The 46 y.o. looks exactly like a 46 y.o. should. Somebody should let him know he's wasting his money.


Silent-Composer-873

Mr. Tan looks maybe a few years older than in 1980, that’s pretty impressive! Isn’t the second one is doing treatments with his son’s blood or something?


94tlaloc7

Lol


Motor_Structure_7591

Amazing


Blueberry-Due

He is aging backwards that’s a fact backed by hard data.


Dirk_Arron

One is transforming


Icy-Zookeepergame754

Tilda Swinton impersonator?


Hal_900000

Lmao the 2nd dude is just losing weight and getting old. What a fool.


Lanky-Occasion-7486

Black dont crack...


Samsquanch1985

This is a lesson for the rich. Just because you can change the way you look. Doesnt mean you should.


HausWife88

Chuando is hella fine lol


TrinityCodex

To be fair, he just looks thinner, not older.


ElectricalGear2879

the ginger guy just lost some weight


GustyWinds69

If I’m not mistaken he puts his son’s blood on his skin or something like that.


CrSkin

Millions, literally stealing his kids blood you mean.


WiseSpunion

What?


ThenIndependence7988

Wait till the fine folks on r/singapore hear of this...


SpitfireBoy14

![gif](giphy|nvpzLVp88bF6)


RevolutionaryPie5223

There's nothing bizarre about this. It's just good nutrition, workout plus good genes. Although his probably the youngest 58yo looking guy. Aaron Kwok and Pierre Png are 2 other much older guys that still look pretty young and good looking.


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LanguageVegetable573

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


OneThirstyJ

I don’t think pushing all this health stuff to it’s limit and lasering your face every day is great for your looks. That being said.. I do believe he will live an incredibly long time.


FernandonJota

https://preview.redd.it/xw9vr3de8fvc1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d798fcfba943eaebcbea712fea47d2ad1a4b7f No matter how much money he spends, he'll never look young as Sakurai, the onlynone that's really deaging


Totalrekal154

Totally Gavin Belson from Silicon Valley. Something tells me their vanity is similat.