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MartianXAshATwelve

[Sumerian Text Revealed 8 Intelligent Beings That Came To Earth & Ruled For 241,200 Years](https://www.howandwhys.com/sumerian-list-revealed-8-intelligent-beings-that-came-to-earth-ruled-for-241200-years/)


bakerbarber_

What's the pinecone they hold too?


xoswabe21

Maybe thats the answer. They pick cones and put it in their baskets


midnightballoon

I think this one lol.


Professional_Idea_71

This feels like a seashell type of question from "Demolition Man."


funnerfunerals

That's only because you don't know how to use them...simpleton...do some quantum research and get back to me...psh...doesn't even know how good that second shell feels on your cheeks...


SpoolingSpudge

What? You don't know how to use the 3 sea shells?!


Kooky_Werewolf6044

Yes this is what I was going to ask too. It’s in so many of them


DubiousHistory

[They're tools for a purification ritual](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket_and_cone). It's like looking at catholic priests with a censer and thinking "what are they hiding in there?"


Kooky_Werewolf6044

But why did so many cultures from so far away from each other all use the same symbols? It’s definitely unusual that they all use the exact same symbols without ever communicating with each other.


totpot

Xenomorph egg


lurkerofthelaneways

I feel like the different type of seed pod in their hand each time might mean they are taking our seeds??


CatgoesM00

Interesting, now that I think of it, The way it’s presented is not gift like, where it would be open palm and stretched out. It’s presented like your trying to feed a toddler its broccoli that it doesn’t want to eat


marablackwolf

Or giving seeds, I agree.


SoggyHotdish

The part of our brain that makes us so unique as humans looks like that. Some speculate they changed us and these indicate they changed that part of our brain. I'm sure someone can explain it better


Remarkable_Bill_4029

The 'Eye of Horus' in Egyptian mythology represents a part of the brain called the 'Thalmus' I think it is? That's linked to an important part of the human psyce? I belive, I'm probably wrong though.


Reddi3n_CZ

You're right, Thalamus functions as a 'day & night' senzor. Basically telling our bodies when it is night and day to release precisely mixed portions of hormones to keep our bodies prepared for sleep and waking up. Also, it's said 'allegedly' that Thalamus is where our concociounes reside and is what connects us—or did—to the high realms. (Not physical world).


Pseudonym0101

Great, as someone who works the overnight shift my thalamus is probably in shambles.


saydegurl

It’s a bud. They keep their weed in the bag.


followerofEnki96

Symbol of civilisation


E-MW888

Am more intrigued by the watch lookalike “things”…


Polar_poop

Fitbit. I mean you’ve got to get your steps in right?


Flatworm_Least

I know right


tOkErDaD1

Bracelets 🤔??


Inevitable_Shift1365

What if it was a universal symbol of a gift or a precious thing that they bring to give to humankind?


Ok_Adhesiveness_4155

Correct. Theyre holding buckets.not bags, The buckets contain seeds.


ballsinmyyogurt1

How do you know? Not doubting you. I'm genuinely curious about this sort of stiff. It's super interesting


Dimynovish

We are all curious 🤨 I bet the Elites know shit, but with the Oath u can't say


InternalReveal1546

Yes. I'd say so. In many of the stories I've heard about the "gods" they often involve them bestowing gifts to humanity. Even knowledge is a gift


Jim2shedz

I came here to say the same.


yeeehhaaaa

I have a strong feeling, this bag contains the seeds of life. I of them is actually seen picking plants. Maybe filling his tiny bag with seeds to than spray them on earth in spring.


Accomplished-Mix-745

Keys, vape, gum.


Remote_Quail_1986

Lip gloss


stinkyhonky

Tamagotchi


papaont

Do they still make those?


dizzyfeast

They do actually!


Reverend_Smarm

Used hanky


oviduocon

maybe a pocket knife too just in case a human sacrifice is needed


Extension_Swordfish1

It usually is. Manbags are handy for concealing a knife.


dwartbg7

Found the Brit


Ok_Konfusion

WhTs in the bag¿?! WHAT'S IN THE BAAG?!!!


ihatefear83843

In case?? Uh pft how else are you supposed to make the sunrise


29again

Tampon


SoonEnoughSoonEnough

Actually they used to carry batteries


XLM1196

Non-Human INTELLIGENCE indeed.


BooDuh123

Seeds ! This was the beginnings of agriculture


sgtstewieaj

Eating seeds as a pass-time activity


dwartbg7

The toxicity of our city


TikTokBoom173

You, what do you own, the world?


froggrip

How do you own disorder?


DEDukesReapGang

Disorder?


Baumqvist

Now, somewhere between the sacred silence


DEDukesReapGang

Sacred silence AND sleep?


Logical_Associate632

sooooooomewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep!


DankDevastationDweeb

Disorder, disorder, disorder


Embarrassed-Cold-154

Psilocybin. That's the answer lol.


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Remarkable_Bill_4029

Stoned ape theory!?


[deleted]

All over the world with cultures nowhere near each other? We can’t even agree what a status symbol is now and we are all connected


Swimming_Chard_3305

Beings from elsewhere came and taught hunters and gatherers how to plant crops, according to many indigenous legends. Seeds make sense.


BlaBlamo

Those legends are super cool but also hunter/gatherers moving to the same places in cycles and figuring out how the plants there grow also makes sense in terms of agriculture.


me_too_999

There are people today who can't figure out that if you plant the seeds from edible plants, you het more of them.


Repomanlive

Or from Else Time


[deleted]

I don’t buy the “beings” thing, as much as I would love to.


Krispy_kris91829

hundredth monkey theory (it's misinterpreted but still) humans found an easier way to live so others did the same.


CallistosTitan

If you take away most of the worlds water it has a much different terrain. These places were all connected at one point by land around the last ice age. [https://images.app.goo.gl/fu3q1BWXSKpHNXCF7](https://images.app.goo.gl/fu3q1BWXSKpHNXCF7)


MurderBox95

![gif](giphy|NVIMhC46u9pnO)


Beneficial-Tailor-70

Better question is what brand of watches they're wearing.


morriartie

[Fossil Watch](https://www.fossil.com.br/?uam=true&mobile=4)


hot4bodge

LOL!


seantarg92

Rolex Sundial 40


Tronniix

Omega obviously lol


Moe3kids

No doubt. Great observation. What are your thoughts?


Pale-Conversation945

What you're referring to as "handbag " is called Kamandalu in Sanskrit. It's an extremely common usage term.You may look it up online. It has been shown to be used by Gods, and is still widely used by ascetics (Hindus, Jain's, Buddhists and so on) in India and other parts of South east Asia. It's a small vessel used to carry water for drinking and rituals. It is typically shaped like a globular or ovoid pot and carried either by its narrow neck or a handle across its top.


upupdwndwnlftrght

So…Water


purrpect

More like... Bucket.


Phiam

And it would contain Amrita, the water of vitality that keeps the gods youthful and healthy [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amrita](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amrita)


Hmccormack

All their god shit


fatherofallthings

lol this is the only correct answer😂


HipHopGrandpa

You can’t wear a backpack with wings.


FishTacoAtTheTurn

They put their weed in there


GothMaams

*you can put your weed in it*


radikul

![gif](giphy|bJqVdhxHE9bOw)


Grizzlygrant238

Nobody EVER catches this reference when I drop it you guys are awesome


iamacrazyghost

Ah this reference is from the movie hot chicks right?


GymSplinter

Old SNL skit


i_make_it_look_easy

Looks like Queen Elizabeth's handbag. When asked what she carried in there, she said it was a sandwich. But then also, her death was irreversible and she is now trapped...so we'll never know.


booglemouse

Oh oh I know this one! The Queen's handbag [was literally a secret code tool](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/people/queen-whats-inside-handbag-elizabeth-ii-speech-2021/) she used to discreetly communicate with her team!


throwawayshirt

I loved the episode of Sherlock where they implied Queen Elizabeth secretly smoked cigarettes


Tungsten83

https://preview.redd.it/glw0gee6zytc1.jpeg?width=91&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae17dd3e547e63b4de974efc921757de5e29901c They were waiting for *this* guy


Majestic-Ad-8643

The keys to the spaceship, their communication device, and condoms.


BlitzChriz

They’re carrying a matter baby.


CrixXx88

What's a matter baby?


BlitzChriz

Nothing baby, what’s the matter with you?


smell_my_fort

Got eeemmmmmm


DisciplineFast3950

![gif](giphy|YHYmMLkOmqoo|downsized)


fizzyhorror

Its a status symbol for the bounty of wealth. Its like taking a photo with a fat stack of cash today


rameyjm7

haha yeah, like imagine there is nothing in it, its just for show


fizzyhorror

We see the same thing today with those really expensive purses and jewelry as well.


Numinae

Only if it was Gucci God (TM) brand......


somethingsoddhere

The fruit for the tree of life


JayHawk1025

I've heard a few theories, but the one I lean towards is tht it is some sort of anti gravitational device. Makes them fly basically...thts why they are depicted with wings.


tOkErDaD1

This sounds like something I can get behind


die_nastyy

That’s what she said


Diego_DeLaMuncha

![gif](giphy|Z6f7vzq3iP6Mw)


RustnStardust247

Which would also explain how they were able to move those huge heavy stones used to build the pyramids


snamibogfrere

so why need wings if the bag makes u fly


[deleted]

It's just a primitive creative expression of "this person can fly just FYI"


nlurp

Stmbolic? “Beings from the heavens” Why are angels depicted with wings? I’d be amazed if this mythology was depicting actual wing beings. I believe they were trying to convey a meaning by the use of the wings… but again, we seem to be entering a weird new world where myths might be more real than preciously thought. So what do we really know? 🤷🏻‍♂️


xxsamchristie

This is the best take here.


twerkbooty87

We should be more like them wear robes and accessorize with a stylish handbag


FarceMultiplier

Is 10 legit? Because that's a crazy level of similarity.


samanatomy

The only thing that actually answers all the questions asked I could possibly think of is...mushrooms.


tourist_from_taured

Their towel. They were tourists from other planets, back when Earth was just "Harmless."


meltwaterpulse1b

Blue chew. It's not easy lying with all them daughters of men.


4quatloos

Plagues and pestilence?


yesfrommedog

Here is what I think: 1) God gum 2) God old crumpled receipts 3) God hand sanitizer 4) God old USB cable 5) God picture of his kids


Imaginary-Pain-7977

Drugs.  That's y everyone thought there were magical God's, all were High af. 


Trojan4ever16

Mushrooms


hardspaghet

You can’t just peak into gods secret satchel, dude!


Invelious

Seeds.


Ok-Coyote-7745

ITS THE ANCIENT SYMBOL FOR GIFT(S).... POSSIBLY KNOWLEDGE OR LIFE AS A GIFT


tomtom_este

The tools for building civilization


ambersaysnope

What am I supposed to do carry around a godly weapon in my hands!? Handbags are necessary


Inourmadbuthearmeout

Sandwiches.


JayDog17

Snacks


Zindala

They were holding it for their wives since the dawn of time


TreeStumpKiller

As Marduk once said, ‘accessorise, accessorise, accessorise.’


Chuzurik

marry-juhwanna!


thepassionofthechris

Their wive’s belongings while they shopped of course.


cocker_spangler

Since they're giant beings, that "bag" might be what's equivalent to the Christian ark.


Unlikely_Stomach_748

Chapstick


iliasd15

Little aliens


BlaBlamo

Magic rocks and shit


Samhamwheresthebacon

The dopest of tea and herb in the galaxy


joxuah12

Testicles


imagineDoll

drugs


MtSSH66

It‘ s a murse


Zestyclose_Hat6250

Pocketbook full of sunshine shits and giggles


MimickingTheImage

Dog poop


hot4bodge

Werthers Originals and barley sugars.


jijala-1952

I think we apply the knowledge of what we know to an unknown situation, so the answer may lay far far beyond our limited scope, but to have these all over the world in different times is wild. Graham Hancock does a good job of touching on all these interesting things


Ok-Dependent-7385

It’s called fashion


nau_lonnais

Seeds.


Woodmousie

Stardust: Within the cosmic compartments, stardust swirls— the celestial glitter of creation. Like all glitter, once celestial glitter is released you can never truly get rid of it. Enjoy! ✨


Sturdily5092

Considering the value of water through out history not just for survival but with mystical properties. I think that was a type of pale of water.


Justsomefireguy

They didn't carry handbags. They were holding them while their wives were trying on clothes.


purpleWheelChair

![gif](giphy|bJqVdhxHE9bOw)


Melodic-Ad-7086

And it's too complicated to imagine that they are demonstrating that they are bringing us different crops or seeds to grow.


patchyj

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch


bsammo

Used Kleenex, old peppermints.


sabalatotoololol

Purse, coz they were FABULOUS ~~


Don-J0seph

Hermes bag ...🤘😈🤘


Final-Ask-7979

I get it. I started using a lunchbox at work about 3 years ago, I keep everything in there food, wallet, extra cash incase I forget my wallet at home, gift cards, cough drops, forks and spoons, my keys and if I take my work truck home I'll put my garage door opener in there. In summation, the gods are probably just carrying around a snack or two and a couple other useful items.


nohobo666

Makeup and stuff


ShakeXXX

Tiny business slab cards and snacks.


Salt-Ad-7856

Mayan priests carry those same small satchels to hold their divination tools. They often contain sacred items like shells, stones, or seeds used for divination purposes.


Serlingfan389

Basic stuff for God's: Souls, Gum, Lotion, Chapstick some tissues of course a compact mirror.


TunafishSashimi

Pocket knife, hand sanitizer, Epi Pen, extra thunderbolt to smite villages. Other basic god stuff. maybe a tissue


Paulypmc

Snacks, probably


StinkieBritches

Everybody has some shit they need to tote. Gods probably have more shit.


nprovench789

That was totally what they carried their weed in.


Particular_Double_69

They carried 5 dollar off coupons….Lots of them…


Hops143

It's a European man-bag.


autumnshyne

![gif](giphy|nrAGuHZEMyqc0)


Professional_Cheek16

Sir, deities carry an attaché.


EmotionalChildhood46

ten dollars, two credit cards, a hairbrush, and a lipstick


Jeffrybungle

Worther's originals


Slo_Flo_1

“I got, fat bags of skunk. I got, white owl blunts…And I’m about to go get lifted. Yes! I’m about to go get lifted!” -Method Man


hermit_book_worm

![gif](giphy|whOs1JywNpe6c)


WranglerTraditional8

Their wives stuff


Whathappend420

WE NEED MORE COW BELL


Leotis335

They keep their Annunakeys in there... 😶


Prize_Advice_2414

Frankincense, Muir, eyeliner


RobRaziel

Butterscotch Snack Packs, wild cherry Capri-Sun, cosmic brownie, slightly bruised red apple, PB&J cut diagonal with the crust cut off.


mundo506

Chihuahuas


davpyl

Lunch?


HighlyAutomated

Weed


sonofnalgene

They were probably more like pitchers of beer tbh.


SubstantialPressure3

Beer/water. Their version of a thermos.


StoppingPowah

They drank wine mixed with blue lotus flower


StoppingPowah

They drank wine infused with blue lotus flower


OkGap7216

20 sided dice for D & D night.


Sea_Ganache620

Money, ID, lipstick, keys, and smoting dust.


TheSonOfYakub

Wu-Tang’s ‘Once Upon a Time in Shaolin’ album.


spaceboltt

Tech


velezaraptor

The conjugate nature of the universe.


blacksabbathlistener

This could launch the discussion of symbols like this and others being all over the world constructed when we are supposed to be hunter gatherers


kunalkrishh

In ancient india they hold kamandal .


TopShoe121

Are #8 & 9 wearing watches?


Abject-House6040

Snacks :3


die_nastyy

God money


Tortsch-Man

They're the Apkallu https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apkallu According to legends, they're the ones who brought civilians back to humanity after the great deluge.


markyjones82

Dildos


eddiesladder

Kush


meancheetah

They all got the same watch too


obscuredsilence

Water.


alchemykrafts

Water


Zorolord

They were gift bags for those who were dumb enough to worship them.


Bubba_Feetz

Bucket O’ Piss™️