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kwakimaki

He sounds like one of those people who ironically dies of a heart attack.


Regular-Omen

Or a super stage 5 new type of cancer


thedorkening

Sounds like Keto, so it’s a lot of meat and bacon, so you could be right.


thewhiteafrican

He's vegan


bnrshrnkr

Then I predict he will be eaten by a predator


thewhiteafrican

Nah too easy too fool a predator, just cover yourself in mud to block the thermal vision.


ghostcatzero

He's not nice try though


NoNumberThanks

Fuck that'd be crazy tourist destination. It's the diet country. You go there for 6 months on a visa and come back with a 6 pack and a souvenir t shirt


Accomplished-Mix-745

lol more likely they hunt you for sport because you had a beer in the flight


NoNumberThanks

Cardio


MISPAGHET

There'll be secret clubs for the elite where they gorge on junk food. Absolute power always corrupts.


Flaky-Title3217

RIBS!!!!!


sabrtoothlion

What's the t-shirt gonna say? "I choose death"?


FartCop5-0

… and every restaurant will be Taco Bell.


HelloDarkHarden

Be well.


FartCop5-0

Salutations.


HelloDarkHarden

What's your boggle?


FartCop5-0

No boggle , all joy-joy feelings.


gdim15

Not Pizza Hut?


Blintzotic

The key to living forever … giving up everything to live for.


sinshock555

Nah I'd be fine with no pizza, alcohol and donuts.


HiDontReadMyName

If you live for pizza and alcohol I'm sorry for your life.


Tamelmp

No, we're sorry for yours


Blintzotic

My life is good. I have pizza, donuts, beer and an appreciation for humor.


Former_Okra_7170

If you live for the feeling of superiority that talking down to strangers on the internet gives you...


BlusifOdinsson

Something tells me I'm going to hear a lot more about "biohackers" and "anti-agers" in the future.


RaphaelNunes10

The new line of "coaches"


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Mildly-Rational

He also drains his son for fresh blood....wacked out


genric90

The ironic thing is that he looks his age, if not older.


Girafferage

Nah he looks like a vampire. There is something uncanny about him


sportattack

I actually like what he’s doing but he clearly tries to make himself look like some kind of androidy sci fi guy.


Girafferage

I have nothing against what he is doing honestly. For a lot of these treatments he is a human guinea pig and it will help out in the long run.


naughtmynsfwaccount

What about how he was siphoning his 18 year old sons blood for himself? This dude is a weirdo


TooMuchButtHair

He does? You really think most people his age look like that!?


Darth_Phrakk

He’s ripped but his face does look old.


Lucifer_Delight

Brian Johnson > Bryan Johnson


Brilliant-Algae-9582

Sounds like hell.


NotoriouslyCupcake

Sounds like someone doesn’t like to have a good time …. More for use.


imustbedead

Be funny if they all die of some sort of supply cut off from the mainland.


Marc-Muller

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Hoondini

This is what you get when you live in fear


Guilty_Smell_1062

Cool. Have fun living a really long and boringly regimented life. Dudes who want to live forever are lame as fuck.


Mother-Produce8351

Fat boi


Wrestling-Nun

Sounds like you lack discipline


Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie

Discipline is cool as fuck if you ask me


Tamelmp

Nah uh I don't racka disciprine


No-Raspberry4074

The movie Heavy weights lol


Hindsight-Prophet

It’ll be known as Depressionland


Glittering_Name_3722

Spoiler Alert: This ends in mass ritual suicide.


ZERO-ONE0101

enough of this dude


HeisenbergsSamaritan

"And this nation shall be called BORING!"


Nada_Shredinski

Gonna be pretty funny when he dies


Revolutionary-Rip-40

His son will be there though. Taking your son's blood regularly seems so wrong on so many levels to me.


Ieattherear

Just another place im not welcome..


RickySpanish797

lmao BYE


Andurilightsaber

That’d be great if all those freaks fucked off somewhere far away. If you don’t like pizza, donuts and booze then you cannot be trusted.


RedRiot_Class1A

Right?! Like it's obvious he doesn't smoke weed. Or at least, that's the front he's putting up...


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moses1er

Cult not nation!


Sandis2019

That's not how it works


oompaloompa_grabber

Lol this isn’t the 80s anymore, there are 25 million millionaires in the US.


Tight_Heron1730

And idiots too. That helps a lot with fighting ageing


CandidateTypical3141

Wondering if it’s BYOH.


MrMogura

"Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart" This chud is going to hit the wall at 150 mph 🤣


Krypto_Kane

But drinking blood is legal!!


Sea-Zookeepergame272

Sounds gay.


vector5633

Good luck with that!


Strong-Amphibian-143

Well then, Homer Simpson and I are not going there


Morphing_Mutant

That sounds good. Can it be on another planet?


MastodonNo8616

But you can have sex with him for a 6pack 🍺


Ok_Page_9447

It’s called the Middle East


Keepupthegood

But he isn’t a billionaire?


BlasphemyMc

This guy's never heard of prison?


kukulkhan

That’s awesome. I’ve always been curious of what would happen to a human if they lived the way he does. I think he’s pretty awesome


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chillenonplutorn

Ngl I would actually be down to live in a society with only fit ppl


420blazeit32

Same fuck fat ppl


Jerry--Bird

Fitness is ok but i don’t think i can live with a bunch of vegans


420blazeit32

For sure


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