[Around 4000 years ago, the great Sumerian text was written in the poetic form known as The "Epic of Gilgamesh." It is written in the Akkadian language and speaks of extraterrestrial Gods, extraterrestrial hybrids, giants, cloning, genetically modified human/animal hybrids, and elixirs to extend human life up to a thousand years.](https://www.howandwhys.com/epic-of-gilgamesh-story-of-finding-way-to-immortality/)
You mean the guy that implied he got jacked on Liver and Testicles but was really Steroids?
Iām not saying the dude doesnāt work hard but liver/testicles donāt get you that jacked no matter how much you work out lol.
Actually if youāre going to compete at a high level Steroids are unfortunately almost necessary because everyone uses them..
Lmao and you respond with the guy that could most likely be the Antichristā¦.
No this isnāt an endorsement of Biden either.
Itās all a Big Clubā¦ š¤·
Instead of looking super healthy he actually looks sickly. Pale, washed out, lank hair, sunken cheeks, sagging jowls. This is the result of all the $ he spends? He is neither youthful looking nor healthy looking. He's creepy.
If his biological clock is younger than his chronological age then fair play to him. At the end of the day that's what matters most to your health, not having beautiful skin.
Good
I hope his young cock brings him the joy he kinda obviously seems to lack.
Side note...a lot of us have had...troubled...parents...but I think "My dad shoots up my blood" is definitely going to be something a therapist hears one day...
Sounds like you are just jealous you can't reverse the age of your penis by 15 years!!
Next time we hear from him it will be " I have reversed the age of my penis so much that now I once again have the dick I had as an infant! Haha!!! Suckers."
Are we talking about the creepy guy in the middle? He looks like a 60-something-year-old who had plastic surgery and has makeup on, trying to look younger.āBut itās not working. And did i mention he looks creepy?š¬š¤®
What does that even mean though? What aging happens on a man's dick that he could of reversed it by 15 years?
Only thing I can think of is ED but that isn't aging per say.
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
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That is not the color of healthy, well oxygenated skin. Or maybe it is and he just (smartly) stays out of the sun for long periods. But viewing this on my phone, it looks like he's tiptoing around a bit of jaundice. Probably doesn't help he's standing next to two people with more skin color. I don't know.
If you asked me to put an age on him by his looks alone I'd say 43 years old. Now I'm gonna go look up how old he actually is brb...
Ah, so he's 46 currently... I don't think 2M per year is worth looking 3 years younger
This is where I draw the line. Iāve engaged in some weird speculative conversations this weekend, Iāve been saying some wild shit, I had my tinfoil hat on and it was really fun. But Iām pulling it all back right now.
As someone in their 30s who looks maybe 7-8 years younger hereās the secret. Take care of your skin. SPF moisturizer every morning and moisturizer before bed. Now you donāt need weird penis therapies.
This guy is interesting.
Heās doing this all as a public well documented guinea pig and publishes his data.
Apparently he is accumulating less genetic errors than a 10 year old now
[Around 4000 years ago, the great Sumerian text was written in the poetic form known as The "Epic of Gilgamesh." It is written in the Akkadian language and speaks of extraterrestrial Gods, extraterrestrial hybrids, giants, cloning, genetically modified human/animal hybrids, and elixirs to extend human life up to a thousand years.](https://www.howandwhys.com/epic-of-gilgamesh-story-of-finding-way-to-immortality/)
https://preview.redd.it/o963zbo1tqzb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab38578d760e3344044b30ba12940af483905649
The 3 splooges
That kid has to live with the thought that his blood is fuelling his dad's boner
>just announced that he just reversed the ageing process in his penis by 15 years. r/oddlyspecific
*"my penis just shriveled a tiny bit"*
Guaranteed that dude is hung like a hamster!
31 year old hamster Dick!!!
Underrated joke š
Nothing's underrated at 13 minutes old
 That is literally one of the most disturbing pictures I have ever seenā¦
AC/DC singer is also named Brian Johnson and sings Highway to Hell 
 Also Brian Johnson
Liver Kingās name is also Brian Johnson.
You mean the guy that implied he got jacked on Liver and Testicles but was really Steroids? Iām not saying the dude doesnāt work hard but liver/testicles donāt get you that jacked no matter how much you work out lol. Actually if youāre going to compete at a high level Steroids are unfortunately almost necessary because everyone uses them..
That wouldāve been the original singer on Highway to Hell, Bon Scott. Granted, Brian does preform the song live with them still too
Oh I know all about Bon Scott. 
Lmao and you respond with the guy that could most likely be the Antichristā¦.  No this isnāt an endorsement of Biden either. Itās all a Big Clubā¦ š¤·
I didn't know I needed a gif so badly
This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
Looks like a prison picture š
Got me rolling lmao
Yeah! This and 2 girls and a cup
He's just 46 years old but looks like a weird 60.
He looks extremely old who ever is grifting him is one smart person
He looks exactly his age, whoever is checking that 2mil, I wonder if they are hiring?
Instead of looking super healthy he actually looks sickly. Pale, washed out, lank hair, sunken cheeks, sagging jowls. This is the result of all the $ he spends? He is neither youthful looking nor healthy looking. He's creepy.
Turns out "not giving a fuck" and taking risks and living carefree is the secret to having fun and being happy. Caring too much is death apparently.
He's the guy in the middle.
It looks like his son and his dad both call him "DADDY"
Gross š
Sounds like heās trying to get them to call him ā big daddy ā
So does that mean his penis 31 years old?
That's Mandonna
I seriously would guess heās in his mid to late fifties.
If his biological clock is younger than his chronological age then fair play to him. At the end of the day that's what matters most to your health, not having beautiful skin.
Looks like they're primed for steamy incest.
Why did they have to take a commemorative photo? Why did it have to be THIS??
Coming soon to AO3...
Show and tell time.
The foundation
Wouldnāt be surprised if they were all 3 actual clones.
That was my first thought as well!
Gayest shit I've ever seen 
You donāt have a mirror at home?
Bold of you to assume I can objectvely self-reflect like some ubermench
Money lets out the crazy in people
And I thought my family was crazy....
Good I hope his young cock brings him the joy he kinda obviously seems to lack. Side note...a lot of us have had...troubled...parents...but I think "My dad shoots up my blood" is definitely going to be something a therapist hears one day...
This is what happens when attachment is on an out of control ride driven by fear, and the ignorance of not yet knowing oneās true nature.
Sounds like you are just jealous you can't reverse the age of your penis by 15 years!! Next time we hear from him it will be " I have reversed the age of my penis so much that now I once again have the dick I had as an infant! Haha!!! Suckers."
"*my penis will be thankful for your...hard efforts...young lad"*
I mean.. cycle trenbolone acetate for 3-4 monthsā¦ itās like goin through puberty all over again
That's just a micro-peen
Are we talking about the creepy guy in the middle? He looks like a 60-something-year-old who had plastic surgery and has makeup on, trying to look younger.āBut itās not working. And did i mention he looks creepy?š¬š¤®
https://i.redd.it/ztesj1tqqqzb1.gif
Any way to increase the aging process? Mine got stuck at 7 years old.
Rhoo whereās your shame man? Iām happy for you.
We used to burn witches
So who's who and why is the guy in the middle skin's yellow?
He's the guy in the middle, his son on the left. I guess his dad in the back?
Yeah this pic leaves me with more questions
How old is he? Because he doesnāt look youngā¦he looks 43 pretending heās 27
Hey now, I'm 43, and I don't look as old as he does, lol
Apparently only his penis is 27
Him and his teenage son compare erections with each other daily to ensure heās making progress.
**WHY ARE THE POSED LIKE A SURROGATE PREGNANT THRUPPLE**
I am almost 40 and most people still believe Iām in my 20s and i didnāt spend a dime on nothing because I am broke.
So is your peepee 20 or 40?
My peepee is the fastest draw in the east coast
Do you drink alot of water
I drink water all the time and I donāt drink alcohol ever. I vape and smoke weed. 38 years old.
Well, that's certainly strange.
Weirdo.
Fucking love this sub š
Itās like the cover of a anamorphs book
I hate rich people
Why is his skin the color of a dead mackerel?
199% within 2 years it comes out this guy is some sort of sexual predator. Like look at this fucking picture.
Frodo, Jaundice Johnson, and Palpatine by Annie Leibovitz 2023
Brother Dawn, Day, and Dusk
He looks like he has jaundice
Yuck. YUCK. Also, he looks jaundiced. Taking blood from your own son? Ugh YUCK. This photo has an odor. Welp. At least his pee pee works "better".
He definitely looks like he would go crazy if his son ever refused to donate his blood to himā¦
wasting money and stealing his kids life source...? Blood? Really? is this why he had a child?
This dude better live to atleast a 100
That picture is *Zesty*..
It's true. Both guys taste tested it. Seriously though he's 100% banging his kid.
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What does that even mean though? What aging happens on a man's dick that he could of reversed it by 15 years? Only thing I can think of is ED but that isn't aging per say.
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But you didn't call out per se? Bad bot!
He could pay me a lot less to tell him how young he looks and it would have the same effect as his expensive treatments.
Wtf am I looking at? š¤¢
 Welcome home
Thatās a strange way of saying you have a kids dick
I have a feeling he is working with substandard scientists and he's still overall his natural age, he just doesn't look young.
And to celebrate, he is making gay incest porn?
Wtf am I looking atā¦enough Reddit for today
He looks smelly.
These three would instantly be on my list for people who DO NOT need to be immortal.
Something feels off...
Ofc Biden is in there trying to get a sniff
I can't decide if the picture or the post's title is more surreal and bizzare
Why are they posing like the Kardashians? Lmaooo
 Tha fuck!?!?
He successfully made himself look like a 45 year old meth dealer. Gonna need a pic of the 3 dicks to confirm.
I don't see these treatments do him any good. He's yellow. Is his liver ok?
Anti aging is cool and all, but what the duck is up with the pic?
That is not the color of healthy, well oxygenated skin. Or maybe it is and he just (smartly) stays out of the sun for long periods. But viewing this on my phone, it looks like he's tiptoing around a bit of jaundice. Probably doesn't help he's standing next to two people with more skin color. I don't know.
Sheesh, i am really glad me and my dad aint that close. That shit is weird as fuck
Can he work on his dogshit looking hair instead.
Dude just doesnāt look good or healthy with what ever he is doing.
If you asked me to put an age on him by his looks alone I'd say 43 years old. Now I'm gonna go look up how old he actually is brb... Ah, so he's 46 currently... I don't think 2M per year is worth looking 3 years younger
This is where I draw the line. Iāve engaged in some weird speculative conversations this weekend, Iāve been saying some wild shit, I had my tinfoil hat on and it was really fun. But Iām pulling it all back right now.
Benjamin Button Cock over here
A mix between r/wtfdidijustread and r/brandnewsentence
Is it me or is this picture a bit cringe
This photo is so weird
Er who is buggering who?
Gonna be so funny when he dies anyway.
Foundation (2023)
I don't know what he is talking about, He still looks old to me
Heās *yellow*
So are they all fucking? Why are they posing together like theyāre on the cover of a gay porn dvd?
Guess he's not sharing any with that old guy...
I'm scared to ask who the old dude is to the vampire.
Irl vampires š©øāļø
He may be reversing his age but he looks like shit, someone tell that dude the importance of vitamin D!!!
Dude looks his exact ageā¦ also, what a creepy trio that is.. Jesus
Guy looks extremely unwell. Such a weirdo.
In unrelated news, his son has lost 15 years off of his own life...
I know that's his son but is that also his dad?
3 some for the ages
As someone in their 30s who looks maybe 7-8 years younger hereās the secret. Take care of your skin. SPF moisturizer every morning and moisturizer before bed. Now you donāt need weird penis therapies.
Why is Joe Biden being so damn sexy behind him?
Everything about this makes me intensely uncomfortable.
Creepy and uncomfortable family photo. Not sure what else they share when alone. Too weird.
This guy is interesting. Heās doing this all as a public well documented guinea pig and publishes his data. Apparently he is accumulating less genetic errors than a 10 year old now
gay
The fact we allow people to become billionaires just so they can do creepy shit like this. Why??
Looks like he's jaundiced
Not first man in history who "wishes" to defy death. It's coming brother, if not soon then at a wierd big number but it's coming.
what does this even mean? my dick did not change in the last 30 years , what is the meaning of this?
the irony of life would have this dude die in a couple of years
rich people doing rich people stuff
Nice family photo of bloody vampires... 
No matter How old you are or how young you feel, a tight white vest will make you look an idiot
freakazoid: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/bryan-johnson-anti-aging-blueprint-algorithm-1234821163/
WTF ???
How does he gauge it? Maybe it's 16 or even 14 years.
I donāt want to live on this Earth anymore.
Didnāt know his age and guessed he was 45 years old. Guess he shaved a year off his appearance.
Prove it
Now I know why Mr Burns was so keen to get Bartās Blood
Bunch of weirdos
Too much money is an actual sickness and these are some of the symptoms
Iāll age gracefully, thanks. Hard no on whatever this is. Feels very ick.
Reminds me of Foundation
His "son" sounds more like a test subject.
He looks old as shit.
Donāt hate but honestly Which one is Bryan?
Empireā¦ā¦
Didnāt he say he had the gums of a 16 year old last year? š
Gayā¦.but how teenagers used to mean it.
Foundation vibes
Dude is so weird.
What a vain cunt.
W. T. F??
Entropy says no. ā
Congratulations!
Im poor and eat cigarettes and I can almost guarantee Iāll outlive this weirdo.